Nwet and wife Calista were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives Newt a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
Calista glares at him and says, 'Who was that?'
'Oh,' replies Newt, 'she's my mistress.'
'Well that's the last straw,' says Calista. 'I've had enough, I want a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce lawyer I can find and make your life miserable.'
'I can understand that,' replies Newt, 'but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no more country club, and we'll have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours.'
Just then, Newt's mutual friend Herman enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
'Who's that with your old buddy Herman?' asks Calista.
'That's his mistress,' says Newt.
She replies, 'Ours is prettier.'
