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Friday, January 27, 2012

A team of salvage divers has discovered a large unexplained object resting at the bottom of the Baltic Sea near Sweden. "My first reaction was to tell the guys that we have a UFO here on the bottom," said diver Peter Lindberg. Sonar readings show that the object is about 60 meters across -- the size of a jumbo jet.

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I think it is looks wait a minute why it's the White House Budget so that's where it's been for the past 1,000 days,,,

Everyone sing: There's a bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea...

All I know is that the two guys in the video need to go diving again and try to find some personality.

#1 | POSTED BY ATAXPAYER AT 2012-01-26 02:12 PM

Very funny love it

"Osama? Are you in there?"

I could just be Noot's Family Values... or Mitt's offshore bank.

It could be a good looking Democrat woman. We all know we havent seen one of those in years..

very cool.

It would make a great opening to a Sci Fi movie.

"It's definitely something..." Really!!!? That is freaking hilarious.

It could be a good looking Democrat woman. We all know we havent seen one of those in years..

#6 | POSTED BY BOAZ AT 2012-01-26 02:22 PM | REPLY | FLAG:

Did you try hollywood?

#9 | Posted by BruceBanner

Touche...


Unknown object found on the ocean floor

This story will go one of two ways (after divers get to it in May): it'll either be explained by natural phenomena or we'll never hear about it again.

...ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn...

...ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn...

#12 | POSTED BY DR_ICEPICK

Think TUMS

#12 | Posted by Dr_Icepick

You know better than to recite incantations like that.

I've got my eye on you.

DR_ICEPICK: ...ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn...

Tedly: Think TUMS

You mock the Elder Gods sat your peril!

Cthulhu 2012 "Hopelessness & Cosmic Indifferentism"

/The above was a prepaid political announcement funded by the Totes Not Coordinating with Cthulhu SuperPAC in co-ordination with the "Great Old Ones for a Grimmer Tomorrow, Tomorrow" foundation.

Be Well.

If it is a plug, sure as hell don't pull it. Cooling the Earth's molton core can't be a good move in ensuring the existence of future generations.

N'yarlothotep. The Crawling Chaos. The Lurker in the Dark. The Colour Out of Space.

Pickman's model?

I wonder what it is...

It's Modrat.... that's where he ended up.

It's Modrat.... that's where he ended up.

#19 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-01-27 12:39 AM | Reply | Flag

Nah... it seems to be more like Larry Mohr in regard to the rotund dimensions they estimated.

If it's Larry Mohr, there must be Mohr of him down there. They should keep looking.

Sounds like the Trailer for the new movie 'Battleship'.

www.youtube.com

It missing ballots from Florida 2000. The Republicans told the divers where to look so they can prove Dubya never really was President.

It's Ray's gold horde! Or verm's body dump.

Hoffa

If it's Larry Mohr

Those seal pups better watch out.

RW Humour?

Be Well.

want to make some money, claim this is Noah's ark, chop some wood and bake it for aging, sell each piece for $100.00, advertise on right wing radio, you will makm a fortune.

If this was military, we wouldn't hear about it. If it was anything real, we wouldn't hear about it.

We see: All the News [fabricated and otherwise] we're ALLOWED to see.

Never forget that, dingbat.

If you hear about the NIH funding labs in the the EU and US weaponizing the flu and in effect admitting publically to war crimes, it's there to say, "hey serf, we'll release this sh!t by accident if you don't roll over."

We see: All the News we're ALLOWED to see.

Never forget that, dingbat.

Wag the dog, wag the dog, wag the dog.

It's nothing but hype

As long as it is "unknown" it will remain interesting.

Hey, people should get concerned about this find at all. This is a well kept secret of Al Gore. It is a prototype totally green flyin and floatin machine. It is made of specialty formulated corn stalks and is driven by gravity. When it is not in use he parks it in the ocean where the corn stalks slowly breakdown and feed the fish. He periodically takes it out to have it recoated with corn stalk siding. He can make 3 trips to the moon for his favorite green cheese before it needs to have the gravity engine recharged, it uses carbon monoxide. Don't worry about the fuel waste either, it is used to fertilize the corn stalks. :)

Interesting...

So they go back out in May for another look.

I like that sub thing they are in--looks to be straight out of the movie "Abyss".

Maybe it's obummers last 3 budgets?????

They found my flip flops??? Well thank God! I have been looking for them everywhere!

What the heck are you doing in the Baltic Sea, Patriot? Are you Swedish..... blonde..... slim....cute?

It's probably a pile of the missing WMD's that Gannon's cum dumpster used to lie his way into the Iraqi clusterfuck.

"cum dumpster"
#37 | POSTED BY REINHEITSGEBOT AT 2012-01-29 08:26 AM

Really?

Projecting again i see.

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