You own your own words and dumps- Hans.

Speaking of dumps, how is hands and dok?

DAMN YOU KANRIE

I have seen films that are from his books but never read any before and when I ask you for suggestions on authors you havent said ELMORE LEONARD before

WHY NOT????

its great shit...and YOU didnt tell me you fat bastard !!!!!!! :)

GONG

ELMORE LEONARD before

#3 | Posted by afkabl2

EL is one of those kinds of authors who is not a particularly good writer but he is a whole lot of fun to read. He's kind of like the willie nelson of writing.

Read Wilbur Smith, 'The River God' and 'the Seventh Scroll'.

Why did Hans get the dump? Was it a Goat/Hans dual disciplinary move?

Why did Hans get the dump?
#7 | Posted by BruceBanner

Because he's fucking insane.

Wissy, show us on this doll where Hans touched you.

Wissy, show us on this doll where Hans touched you.

#9 | Posted by Lipzoidial

I've never had a problem with him after I told him that my 2 boys like to kill cats with baseball bats.

P.S. the doll doesn't have a 9" cock, Lip.

Blacks are having a shit fit over the AZ gov telling Obama to kiss her ass. The black blogs are lighting up with charges of racism and disrespect. I guess they never thought that condescending Chicago tone he uses not everyone would bow down too..

P.S. the doll doesn't have a 9" cock, Lip.

My doll of me does. Need to borrow it?

That was a bullshit suspension for Goatman.

I like Goatman....hell I like ole Duncan Hans, for that matter.

The problem is that Goatman is a lot smarter than Hans, and that makes Hans mad.

So you get this ridiculous, OCD-like spamming of posts---the significance or "point" of which is lost in a recondite mess of blockquotes, bolds, and italics, thereby ensuring they don't make any sense to anyone but Hans.

Blacks are having a shit fit over the AZ gov telling Obama to kiss her ass. #12 | Posted by boaz

You'd think the scratch-backs would be more upset.

My doll of me does. Need to borrow it?

#13 | Posted by boaz

Sure. Better than using Lippy's doll with the inie.

If either one of you had a 9" cock, you'd lie about it and say it was 12".

As it is, george castanza (after he get's out of the pool) feels proud standing next to you's guys

If either one of you had a 9" cock, you'd lie about it and say it was 12".

So THAT's where my doll went! Can I get it back now?

I guess they never thought that condescending Chicago tone he uses not everyone would bow down too..

#12 | Posted by boaz

go tell that to your CO. I'll bet he would be thrilled to discuss this with you.

Why did Hans get the dump? Was it a Goat/Hans dual disciplinary move?
#7 | Posted by BruceBanner

What's the deal with the exile? Is that permanent?

It wouldn't affect me much. Just asking.

Because he's fucking insane.

#8 | Posted by wisgod

I believe you've got it.

If either one of you had a 9" cock, you'd lie about it and say it was 12".

#17 | Posted by Lipzoidial

I lie and say it's 6". The girls think I'm swell.

goat derangement syndrome is at a fevered pitch around this place. He really is in your heads. Even the lamest of the lame goat-centric slaps gets 4+ funny flags, which screams of bruised liberal pussies.

You've got the usual punching bags like northgay, dummerboy, oldweaknstupid, etc that can't wait to show everyone how badly Goatman has ruined them, and then there's the truly dedicated ones, like Hans...

I miss Woke. He was always good to test out a Max Cleland joke.

I wasn't here back when Hans invented the internet and maybe he was a good guy back then, but as far as i'm concerned, he's just a whiney baby......and goatman can't resist keeping the argument going.

i never get in arguments because my statements are always 100% relevant, accurate and extremely well thought out.

....think i'll have another jelly doughnut.

Goatman vs. Hans

Classic DR

Must be election year.

Hans WAS a great poster with a knack for bringing up long forgotten comments by posters and pointing out their hypocrisy. The problem is that he gained a reputation for doing that and some notoriety went along with it and he decided he liked the attention more than the service and went overboard. He began stalking certain posters waiting for them to post anything so he could relive his former glory. He left soon afterwords, but I guess when he came back he had only Goatman on his mind and became everything he hated.

Maybe someone can explain to me how Goatman generates as much rage as he does. The insults he slings are extremely mild in comparison to certain other posters, and yet, they don't generate half the rage Goatman does. (take for example comparable posters like 101 and Axe)

I stopped the parodies for the same reason. I saw what becoming a certain type of poster does to you and I don't want to become redundant. I know many will say "too late," but opinions are like assholes here and usually one comes from the other =D.

Maybe someone can explain to me how Goatman generates as much rage as he does.
#28 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

Because Goat actually gives thoughtful replies while mixing in a shot at the lefties. He comments on topic, and then points out their hypocrisy.
I on the other hand rarely comment on the topic in a thoughtful manner while smearing shit on the lefties.

Goatman represents big oil, but not the kind Hans uses in his deep fryer. And Hans never got over that.

Because Goat actually gives thoughtful replies while mixing in a shot at the lefties. He comments on topic, and then points out their hypocrisy.
I on the other hand rarely comment on the topic in a thoughtful manner while smearing shit on the lefties.

#30 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2012-01-26 01:31 PM

No effort, but maximum results. Like magic.

I on the other hand rarely comment on the topic in a thoughtful manner while smearing shit on the lefties.

#30 | Posted by 101Chairborne

a man has to have his priorities.

Goat is a target because many here have found it is easier to attack the person rather than their post. Look at all the hate and name calling a simple post like "both parties share the blame" did to a thread yesterday.

I see TaintSmeller101 was kicked in the cooze.

truthteller101

truthteller

Seniority: 1088

Party: None

Ideology: None

Private E-mail
No Home Page

Joined 2011/09/16
Visited 2012/01/25

Status: exile (until February 15, 2012 at 04:08 PM)

He'll come back as Pinchaloaf.

hey, i've got an idea.

When the Gracies come back, let's act like every single thing they say is like manna from heaven and we are all just grateful that they picked us to share it with.

It's apparent that GracieWilder and Baybutt don't go take a shit unless Gracieamazed goes first, so we can work on that too.

Mitt RMoney CAN'T pay any more taxes, 15% is the law says Mitt, but wants the poor to have to pay taxes, because there's a law he's for changing.

Jon Stewart Attacks Romney Income, But Not Own

Romeny's 15% is all he CAN pay because, after all, it's the law, according to Willard.

This is the same man who says the poor should have to pay taxes, LAWS be damned!

Posted by COMMONSENSE at 2012-01-26 01:48 PM |

It was stupid the first time.

Here's something that is sure to make right-wingers heads explode (somebody please make a thread about it)

Good for Barney and it is a shame he had to retire first.

Seems if you say anything Republicans don't like to hear you get kicked off this Drudge spin.

#42 | Posted by Endurance

that's some insight you've got there from just being on this site for less than one day.

#42 is a retread.
Everytime there are suspensions we get new posters. Coincidence?

What an addicted dumbfuck.

All operating reactors routinely spew radioactive gases like xenon, krypton and the radioactive form of hydrogen known as tritium. These gases are allowed to be released under licenses issued by federal government agencies. Allowable limits on these radioactive poisons were suggested to governments and regulatory agencies by the giant utilities that own the reactors and by reactor operators themselves. This is because their reactors can't function without regularly releasing radioactive liquids and gases.

French researchers have confirmed that childhood leukemia rates are shockingly elevated among children living near nuclear power reactors. The children's last addresses were geo-coded and located around France's 19 nuclear power stations, which operate 54 separate reactors. The study used distance to the reactors and a dose-based geographic zoning, based on the estimated dose to bone marrow related to the reactors' gaseous discharges.

25-year-long studies in Germany found higher incidences of cancers and a stronger association with reactor installations than all previous reports. The main findings were a 60% increase in solid cancers and a 117% increase in leukemia among young children living near all 16 large German nuclear facilities between 1980 and 2003. These shocking studies, along with persistent radioactive contamination of Germany from the Chernobyl catastrophe, are largely responsible for depth and breadth of anti-nuclear public opinion in Germany.

Similar leukemia spikes have been found around U.S. reactors. Researchers at the Medical University of South Carolina analyzed 17 research papers covering 136 reactor sites in the UK, Canada, France, the U.S., Germany, Japan and Spain. The incidence of leukemia in children under age 9 living close to the sites showed an increase of 14 to 21%, while death rates from the disease were raised by 5 to 24%, depending on their proximity to the nuclear facilities.

When the U.S. public owns up to the dangers of nuclear power, we too can get around to its replacement and phase-out.

John LaForge

But wait, how will we ever maintain our superiority in weapons of mass destruction?

Who is Endurance?

Mewt Gromney.

Woo Hoo.

Just noticed new pic.

SHR FTW!

The Gabby one was better, tho.

Be Well.

Holy Eff! Just looked at the dumped page - looks like Hans and Goat started their periods at the same time.

go tell that to your CO. I'll bet he would be thrilled to discuss this with you.

#19 | Posted by Lipzoidial

I told my boss the exact same thing. He agreed. You liberals think the military actually likes you?

The following users are currently suspended from posting: Hans, goatman, truthteller101, gracieamazed, Tosser.

A Hans and a TT for Goaturd, Tosser, and Greasy?

Sounds fair to me.

A Hans and a TT for Goaturd, Tosser, and Greasy?

Sounds fair to me.

Agreed.

Spud owes Hans a beer or three fer that triple play.

Be Well.

Also a beer fer TT.

Moosehead, ok?

Be Well.

You liberals think the military actually likes you?

#53 | Posted by boaz

hey dumbass, i'm not a liberal. I'm a conservative who happens to believe that the teabaggers (and the taliabaptists and other mental defectives) will be the end of the GOP.

And I could care less what a bunch of military pukes think of me. The only member of the military that i care about is my son, and he outranks you.

A Hans and a TT for Goaturd, Tosser, and Greasy?

Sounds fair to me.

#54 | Posted by Corky

The scale of justice must balance. And thanks to Hans, you owe our side 4 more individuals.

We'll trade you AU and Mod 8 for Manslop and Crispee the Obtuse Clown straight up.

And throw in Jackass for Sniper.

You won't find a better bargain!

"And throw in Jackass for Sniper."

We can do better than that. Jackass is a high quality freak worth at least three Snipers.

Maybe we can get Asshouse, instead?

U.S. outrage as Egypt bars Americans from leaving

Maybe we can get Asshouse, instead?
#62 | Posted by Corky

Moving in the right direction.

Bill Clinton - What Question Would You Ask Karl Rove?

You won't find a better bargain!

#60 | Posted by Corky

We're throwing in Eddie. Take it or leave it.

Done!

We're throwing in Eddie. Take it or leave it.
#66 | Posted by wisgod

Okay, forget it. Negotiations are over.

*storms off as if actually invited to the bargaining table. Doesn't push chair in.

Quote of the day:

Joke of the day comes from Drudge:

ABCNEWS: Romney Failed to Disclose Swiss Bank Account Income: $1,700

See Tosser's website.

Also can be found from my user page.

If I get fucked here, my golden wisdom can be read from there. LOL

And sorry to see Goatee get it in the neck for no fault of his own.

Hans can go fuck himself. He has turned into one boring turd.

Testing website copy/paste.... (see on webpage....)

Yep... works in 5 seconds... LOL

He has turned into one boring turd.

#73 | Posted by Tosser

I agree. welcome back fuck-face.

I wrote a truly inspiring and informative piece about you yesterday. wanna read it? aaalllllllrighty-then.
###############

Who is Tosser?
#105 | Posted by patriotwoman23

Tosser is a cross-dressing hermaphrodite. She likes to dress up and paint whiskers on her face before blogging. It's how she gets into her alpha male character.

(don't ever let on that you know she's not a big tough guy, that really pisses her off and she takes it out on us).

She's on during the day because she has a lucrative prostitution business at night.

If you ever happen to swing through pakistan, she'll also curry your goats for you, if you know what i mean.

Posted by Lipzoidial at 2012-01-25 08:33 PM

###############

(wiping small tear from my eye) 'you're welcome'.

The only member of the military that i care about is my son, and he outranks you.

Unless he is a full bird COL, he doesnt outrank me..

I wrote a truly inspiring and informative piece about you

Hey, you just made it to my shit list! (see webpage)

That what you wanted? LOL

Unless he is a full bird COL, he doesnt outrank me..

#77 | Posted by boaz

no shit, you a louie? College boy?

You are correct then, he doesn't outrank you but it was worth a shot anyway. i never knew what your rank was, but overall, I had a fair chance of guessing right. my son's a ssgt.

No. Just fucking with you Lip. I am a Major. I used to be a SSG years ago. I went to OCS, which is a good deal BTW...

Crazy (half):
Boaz (dug latrines under the hot Afghan sun while being shot at... scarred for life... gets panic attacks. Seems to think being a Freemason helps get rid of the flashbacks, panic attacks and the guilt)

I am SOOOO happy to be at the top of Goatfuc..er, Tosser's shit list! Thanks man!!

I am a Major.

You are a Turd.

I went to OCS

So you deliver packages now? LOL

I am SOOOO happy to be at the top of Goatfuc..er, Tosser's shit list! Thanks man!!

You are only at the top because of a random alphabetical order. Don't be too flattered.

That what you wanted? LOL

#78 | Posted by Tosser

no.

but otoh, wtf?

I'm surprised you let the people on your shit list have so much power over you.

so turn that frown upside down and let's have some fun up in here.

I'm surprised you let the people on your shit list have so much power over you.

But they don't have power over me. This is what I do for fun. It only wastes a minute of my time.

I am only spreading "the good word".

This is what I do for fun.

#86 | Posted by Tosser

that's cool, it just seemed kinda OCD.

same thing with you and the freemasons. whatever problem you have with individuals has nothing to do with the FM. That's like complaining about all people with brown eyes because you once knew a bad person that had brown eyes.

all i'm saying is 'don't whine'.

BTW Tosser,

Your "page" sucks. If you call that coding, you are a goddam idiot..

So you deliver packages now?

No, I know you dont understand about storied institutions as Pakistan has none...

Your "page" sucks. If you call that coding, you are a goddam idiot..

It's a new "make a webpage in 2 seconds" service, you lousy imbecile.

All I do is drag-and-drop crap onto the page and it sticks.

No coding.

At all.

It's a new "make a webpage in 2 seconds" service

Well,

I knew you were an idiot anyway, so it figures you have to use webpages for dummies..

You stupid fuck... you tried to give me a virus? LOL

Firefox flagged your shitty webpage.

Firefox flagged your shitty webpage.

#93 | Posted by Tosser

explorer flagged it too.

I knew you were an idiot anyway, so it figures you have to use webpages for dummies..

And it takes a Special Idiot like you, to not use a free service like that. LOL

If something is there... take advantage... save time. The day you understand that is the day you will get run over by a bus. Such wisdom is not for you.

No, I know you dont understand

What YOU don't understand... latrine-digger... is that the world knows "OCS" as a courier company. They deliver packages.

Nobody gives a shit what you think "OCS" means. LOL

Firefox flagged your shitty webpage

That sucks. That's Benning's main page...

Sorry about that. This one is better..

Webpage updated in 2 seconds... thanks to Boaz.

See how easy it is when you don't use coding? hahahahahahahahaha

Firefox flagged your shitty webpage.

www.limepic.com

#93 | Posted by Tosser

OH, I finally looked at what you posted..

It just means the security certs for the page are expired. It doesnt mean there's a virus. Alot of .mil pages do that.

This one is better..

en.wikipedia.org(U.S._Army)

Oh.... this is where you learned how to get beaten by the Taliban?

I always wondered about that. Now I know.

You've got the usual punching bags like northgay, dummerboy, oldweaknstupid, etc that can't wait to show everyone how badly Goatman has ruined them, and then there's the truly dedicated ones, like Hans...

#23 | Posted by 101Chairborne

What goes around comes around..as you yourself well know.

It just means the security certs for the page are expired.

This for a page that belongs to a people whose life is supposed to be all about security. LOL

No, you IT idiot. It just means YOUR computer doesnt have the updated certs for the webpage and your browser doesnt trust it.

My computer is updated fully.

If you had even the brains of a cockroach, you would know that Firefox and Chrome are constantly updated. LOL

Don't tell me how the internets work, latrine-digger.

It just means YOUR computer doesnt have the updated certs for the webpage and your browser doesnt trust it.

#104 | Posted by boaz

all part of the new world order.

If you had even the brains of a cockroach, you would know that Firefox and Chrome are constantly updated.

I'm not talking about your software version you Pakistani idiot, I'm talking about security cert issued by the certificate authority...

Whatever...

all part of the new world order.

#106 | Posted by Lipzoidial

I agree...

boaz, here's you a left wing liberal faggotty pacifist singing a very pretty song.

It didnt play Lip..

Gonna go watch the debates guys....

Tosser,

Make your page a little more interesting please.

Put up some pics of your shanty town. And dont put up brochures, put up a real pic. And take a pic of the software offerings in the nearest bazaar. I want to know what software titles you guys are selling..

it's youtube. you can't play youtube videos?

Of course, but for some reason, that one didnt play..

GM, the car company that Odummy is touting as a GREAT SUCCESS still owes us $25 BILLION to us. Are we going to see that money anytime in the future? NOPE! Obummer just wants to raise taxes and FORGETTABOUT IT! How about all of the companies that owe what, around $133 billion? FORGETTABOUT IT!

2011 has given the US the lowest level of new home sales and single family home building numbers since 1963. No wonder Obummer can't run on his record without lying through his teeth!

Obama is such an Alinsky mindbot, bless his heart! When he can't run on his failed and dismal record he pulls out his old copy of Rules for Radicals. If you are following along, you can pull out your copy and go to Rule #13 which basically fits his "farcically blaming a Republican Congress (whoops, they only control half) for all of his stupidity. LOL!

Goat is a target because many here have found it is easier to attack the person rather than their post.

Why'd he get sent to the corner again? I worry that he'll croak before he gets released. And there's no sense attacking his posts, as "impartial" as he is. Besides, next to Newt, he's the smartest man in the world, a veritable legend in his own mind. Just ask him.

Now his strawberry preserves are another story...

"Why'd he get sent to the corner again?"

Shift on the rig was done. Exiled for three weeks when he dosn't post much anyway while onshore. Took Hans out with him.

Tactical sort of thing.

I'm talking about security cert issued by the certificate authority...

Whatever...

And I'm talking about how you people can't come up with a webpage that works.

Is it the internet's fault that your page gets flagged? Or is it your fault?

The day you get the answer to that question is the day you will find you didn't pee on the toilet seat.

Tosser,

Make your page a little more interesting please.

Don't ask for something you might regret later, Bozo.

Put up some pics of your shanty town.

OK Bhainchod... whatever you say.

I want to know what software titles you guys are selling..

Idiot. Who buys software from the bazaar anymore? I haven't done that for years. LOL

9 out of 10, if you go to the bazaar, all you get are DVDs of movies and tv shows... and of course porno.

"North Carolina Death Row Inmate Writes Letter About Life of 'Leisure'"

"A convicted murderer on death row in North Carolina wrote a taunting letter to his hometown newspaper about his life of "leisure" in prison and making a mockery of the legal system.

Danny Robbie Hembree Jr. was found guilty of murdering 17-year-old Heather Catterton in 2009 and was sentenced to death on Nov. 18, 2011."

"Is the public aware that I am a gentleman of leisure, watching color TV in the A.C., reading, taking naps at will, eating three well balanced hot meals a day," Hembree asked in the letter. "I'm housed in a building that connects to the new 55 million dollar hospital with round the clock free medical care 24/7."

He also asks if the public knows that the chances of his "lawful murder" taking place in the next 20 years, if ever, are "very slim."

"Hembree has also been accused of killing two other women. One was 30-year-old Randi Dean Saldana, whose burnt remains were found near Blacksburg, S.C. in 2009. The other was 30-year-old Deborah Ratchford, whose body was found in 1992."

"In the letter, Hembree also mocks the judicial system.

"I laugh at you self righteous clowns and I spit in the face of your so called justice system. The state of North Carolina has sentenced me to death but it's not real," he wrote.

"I am a man who is ready to except [sic] his unjustful punishment and face God almighty with a clean conscience unlike you cowards and your cowardly system," Hembree wrote. "Kill me if you can suckers. Ha! Ha! Ha!"

See Tosser's website.

ovp87hc9.pen.io

#71 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-01-26 05:55 PM | Reply | Flag:

YouTube videos about other posters on some blog?

Seriously? This only makes you seem obsessed with this dump of a place (no offense RCADE). Get over it.

But they don't have power over me. This is what I do for fun. It only wastes a minute of my time.

I am only spreading "the good word".

#86 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-01-26 06:51 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag:

.....then what is your excuse for the YouTube video you linked to?

You really let others get to you easily.