It wasn't the same thing, Gingrich repeatedly insisted. I didn't do the same thing, he said. I didn't lie under oath. I didn't commit a felony. He added that in his own divorce depositions, he told the truth which Clinton did not when asked about Monica Lewinsky.

Personally I don't think it matters because Newt as stated did not LIE under oath and he was not a sitting President,,,well maybe he was standing at the time because the sperm trajectory was the upper left had corner of Monika's dress,,,

Ms. Lewinsky became testy when a grand juror referred to the dress as a cocktail dress. "It's not a cocktail dress damn't," Ms. Lewinsky said. "I'm a little defensive about this subject. I'm sorry. It's a dress from The Gap. It's a work dress. It's a casual dress."

LOL I still have to find tHat other link where she thinks it must be Spinach dip,,,

It wasn't the same thing, Gingrich repeatedly insisted.

Because I nailed my interns at a Motel 6, not the Oval Orifice.

- Noot.

Damn, this is going to be terrible! I just can't see any way that Bill Clinton can get elected President in November. What a disappointment that will be.

Newt said: Come on...he did it with a kyke for Christ's sake! Even I have standards.

What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and a liberal?
To get some dick in the White House, they merely voted.

sTill looking for that link where she thinks it's spinach dip,,,

#5 Noot? Standards? How could you keep from giggling when you typed that?

Newt said: Come on...he did it with a kyke for Christ's sake! Even I have standards.

#5 | Posted by kanrei at 2012-01-25 03:16 PM | Reply | Flag:

Kinky is that simular to a Canoe,,,

Hasta Laredooo,,,

Flag: TOTAL HEADLINE FAIL

Gingrich - as viciously nasty a piece of work as he is - did not say that Clinton's blowjob was a felony. Which it was not. Bad judgment, yes. Tacky, yes. Stupid, yes yes oh God yes. But given that both Monica and Bill were consenting adults and that no money changed hands, not a felony.

The LIE Clinton told when asked if he'd had sex with Lewinsky was the felony. And even someone as dunderheaded as Newt Gingrich knows that.

is that simular to a Canoe,,,

Pandering.

Newt: I may have cheated on my wives, but I did so with good Christian women...not Jews like that Clinton fella.

"The LIE Clinton told when asked if he'd had sex with Lewinsky was the felony."

Actually, if you look at the timeline, the Clinton team asked for a definition of sex from the questioners and was given the answer "intercourse".

the Clinton team asked for a definition of sex from the questioners and was given the answer "intercourse".

Is that true? The definition of IS got so much media I missed that. The prosecution fucked up big then. The asking for a definition of sex is admission of some contact between Clinton and Lewinsky and they should have jumped on that instead of going for a gotcha moment.

Flag: TOTAL HEADLINE FAIL

The LIE Clinton told when asked if he'd had sex with Lewinsky was the felony. And even someone as dunderheaded as Newt Gingrich knows that.

#9 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore at 2012-01-25 03:30 PM | Reply | Flag:

Well ooops and excuse me I guess I'll never make it in the MSM,,,

That being said Newt is correct in that he said I did not commit a felony BUT BILL dID because he lied under oath so he has my vote,,,

Hasta Laredoo,,,

now I am really gone,,,

Actually, if you look at the timeline, the Clinton team asked for a definition of sex from the questioners and was given the answer "intercourse".

The Clinton team probably needed a definition.
If I were married to Hillary, I would have forgot what it meant too.

BILL dID because he lied under oath so he has my vote

I thought that was a misdemeanor. Maybe they charged him with misleading Congress?

Newt Blowjob thread?

In the spring of 1977, [Anne Manning, who admitted to a relationship with Gingrich that started during his 1976 campaign] was in Washington to attend a census-bureaus workshop when Gingrich took her to dinner at a Vietnamese restaurant. He met her back at her modest hotel room. "We had oral sex," she says. He prefers that modus operandi because then he can say, "I never slept with her." Indeed, before Gingrich left that evening, she says, he threatened her: "If you ever tell anybody about this, I'll say you're lying."

Can't really blame a guy for liking blowjobs but this is the same guy who didn't interupt a neighbours wife who was blowing him in his car in broad daylight when his daughters returned from the park one day.

Also a dead beat dad who stopped paying alimony 7 months after the divorce.

Also a rage-o-holic who the GOP staged an "intervention" with that apparently never took.

Sorry, wot were we talking about?

Clinton?

Looks like a fucking Saint next to Newt.

What else ya wanna know?

Be Well.

.
.....I don't understand how the Family Values people can get behind Newt.....
.
......he's an ethics-challenged, money-grubbing, gin-swilling, callous womanizer......
.
..........what are they thinking ?......

"That being said Newt is correct in that he said I did not commit a felony BUT BILL dID because he lied under oath so he has my vote,,,"

So - let me see if I understand this correctly.

Since Newt did not commit a felony, you will be voting for him.

Ok, got that.

You say Bill committed a felony because he lied under oath.

Ok, got that.

But you also say that because Bill did commit a felony and Newt did not commit a felony, you are voting for Newt.

I don't get that.

Why?

Well, you see, Bill isn't running against Newt.

Or hadn't you heard?

"The definition of IS got so much media I missed that."

The sad part is that the media and most people never understood what was truly sublime about Clinton's question. For many, in regular life, is is is. But not for WJC. That was discussing language in a deeply philosophical way. Of course, one could readily see how it was going to go for him after the fact, but for a moment, you had to give him credit for having the jumbos to try that answer.

"Actually, if you look at the timeline, the Clinton team asked for a definition of sex from the questioners and was given the answer "intercourse"."

Yet when he was wagging that wrinkled little finger he said "Improper Sexual Relations" with that... Call me crazy, but somehow I think Hillary deemed it as sex...

Well, if we've learned anything from all of this, it's that you simply refuse to testify when you're the President.

Just ask George Bush. He refused to 'testify' before the 9/11 commission.....and why should he made to? I mean, why bother, it wasn't something as horrible as lying about a blowjob to save your marriage, it was about something small, like the deaths of only 3,000 Americans.

CrispeeCriminal is all over this topic since he's concerned that his blowjobs from his $20 hookers will get upgrade to felonies when the OC police interrupt his normal nocturnal sex crawls though Anaheim.

It's nice to see Newtie really getting down to the issues that Americans are worried about. This should turn the country around and lead us to prosperity once it's been solved. I can't wait to see the jobs numbers increase when we finally get an answer on this one.

CrispeeCriminal is all over this topic since he's concerned that his blowjobs from his $20 hookers will get upgrade to felonies when the OC police interrupt his normal nocturnal sex crawls though Anaheim.

#22 | Posted by Reagan58

Anaheim? The guy must be desperate. Anybody knows Anaheim is full of crack whores. If you really want to move up to the happening scene, hang out in Santa Ana.

"Actually, if you look at the timeline, the Clinton team asked for a definition of sex from the questioners and was given the answer "intercourse"."

Excuse me, but do you really believe that the then president of the United States was so fucking stupid that he actually needed to ask someone for the definition of sex?

Oh, and that he was so unbelievably and so utterly fucking stupid that when he was given a limited but by no means complete response for the answer, that he himself did not believe that when a plump little intern takes the presidential dick in their mouth and bob up and down on it to the point of excitation that the president blows his wad all over that intern and the back hallway wall that that truly wasn't sex?? And his then denial that it was, is a truthful response???

Funny, while I was no fan of the man, I believed when he was president, as I believe today, that we is one incredibly wic smart sonofabitch.

In which case Noot is right. He is a felonious liar.

Newt didn't lose his law license either like Clinton. I know, before all you lefturds go and tell me Newt never had a law license. Oh and Newt never paid a woman $800,000. to settle a lawsuit either.

P.S. Say after me, Mitt Romney will be the next president of the United States. As a consolation Obozo will get 2nd place unless of course their is a realistic 3rd party candidate in which case Obummer will get the bronze.

Newt didn't lose his law license either like Clinton.

That does it! I am going to vote for Newt if he ever runs against Clinton for President.

Bottom line newt will beat Obama and his failed policies and the Blow Job smear campaign perpetrated by the MSM will fail. As I said before Newt was not a sitting President and did not lie under Oath like Billy Boy.

I hope this is all the Left has to work with I can hardly wait for his first debate with Obungler and his failed policies Blowjobs aside Newt will mop the floor with Obama and his TelePrompTer,,,

Newt: MR. President there has not been a balanced budget from the white House for 1000 days and counting WHY.

Obungler: Lets talk about Blowjobs.

MSM: Yes lets get back to Blowjobs.

Newt: AnD I would like to ask the President why he canceled the Canadian oil pipeline.

Obungler: Lets talk about blowjobs.

MSM: Yes lets get back to Blowjobs.

You really have to be a special person to work for the MSM Their greatest asset is deflecting away from Obama's policies at all costs.

If this is the best the Obama campaign can do with the help of the MSM newt will make them both look like fools as he talks about real problems and all they can come up with is questions about blowjobs,,,

Policy........................ ...Answer
______........................ ...________

JOBS.......................... ...BLOWJOBS
DEFICIT....................... ...BLOWJOBS
BALANCED BUDGET..................BLOWJO BS

This must be why Obama gives a state on the union at an eighth grade level he thinks we are all stupid,,,

the Blow Job smear campaign perpetrated by the MSM will fail. As I said before Newt was not a sitting President and did not lie under Oath like Billy Boy.

You think the lady vote is gonna care about that?

Newt is scum.

He cheated on his first wife, lied about who initiated procedures and then stopped paying alimony 7 months after the divorce.

He fucked around with the wives of colleagues on a regular basis.

He wanted an open marriage with his second wife and divorced her when said no.

Was getting a blowjob from a colleagues wife once in his car when his kids came back from the park and instead of stopping gave his aide who as watching the kids a big thumbs up.

He's scum.

It would nice if he was the eventual GOP nominee cos it would guarantee a big victory for Obama but Newt will eventually bow out even if Romney has to bribe him to do so.

Be Well.

Policy........................ ...Answer
______........................ ...________

JOBS.......................... ...BLOWJOBS
DEFICIT....................... ...BLOWJOBS
BALANCED BUDGET..................BLOWJO BS

#29 | Posted by ATaxpayer at 2012-01-26 09:17 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag:

Blowjobs for all. NWO with the help of your MSM will provide. Open your hearts.

Noot "Hindenberg" Gingrich has as much chance of becoming POTUS as Matt Drudge.

As Gene Lyons points out:

It would nice if he was the eventual GOP nominee cos it would guarantee a big victory for Obama but Newt will eventually bow out even if Romney has to bribe him to do so.

Jesus Christ. It's amazing how fucking creepy it is for this freak to be one of Obama's biggest cheerleaders considering he isn't even a citizen of this country.

Spud has turned into the Aflac of the left. He has half of the posts on this place some of the time.

But this pretending to believe Newt is scum for his shoddy way of running his personal life yet worship Bill Clinton at the same time is just 100% sad and pathetic.

anybody who pretends to think Newt is scum is nothing but a drunk, fingerbanged cheerleader.

But this pretending to believe Newt is scum for his shoddy way of running his personal life yet worship Bill Clinton at the same time is just 100% sad and pathetic.

Nobody on the left "worships" Clinton.

The left were, in fact, pretty universal in condemning him his transgressions at the time.

But Newt farking Gingrich, in the middle of an affair pretending to be a champion of family values during the impeachment proceedings was the biggest act of hypocrisy imaginable.

Anybody who isn't embarrassed that the best the GOP can turn out for the 2012 campaign is a serial philanderin', mentally unstable, thoroughly corrupt and discredited ex-lobbyist and a flip-floppin' corporate raider with more money than God and less people skills than a Dime Store Indian is just 100% sad and pathetic.

Be Well.

But Newt farking Gingrich, in the middle of an affair pretending to be a champion of family values during the impeachment proceedings was the biggest act of hypocrisy imaginable.

agreed.

what a dumb fuck.. clinging on to anything. repukes are sad.

If and when Newt is finally able to debate Obama he most likely as suggested by many here will only agree to 1 debate because both Obama and the MSM know his record should be avoided at all costs this is a President with very very few success stories and a shit load of broken promises to boot,,,

And
The only thing Obama and MSM can deflect to is a smear campaign to avoid Obama's dismal failures, pretty pathetic when all you have to offer your constituents is WELL he Got a Blow Job,,,

The only thing Obama and MSM can...

It's not Obama doing this, shit-fer-brains.

This is the GOP fighting among themselves.

Also if you think the blowjob thing is the ONLY skeleton in Gingrich's closet you haven't been paying the slightest attention at all for the last 30 years or so.

THe guy simply doesn't have one single redeeming feature.

And once again, he's not going to get the nom.

GL w/ your own ignorance.

It does amuse Spud so.

Be Well.

Newt said: Come on...he did it with a kyke for Christ's sake! Even I have standards.

#5 | Posted by kanrei

oh dude...you're 'bad'.. :)

but this is STILL a lie from democrats all over the tv...talking about how he was impeached by gop for the blow job when anyone and everyone knows it was AS IT ALWAYS IS....the coverup........

Also if you think the blowjob thing is the ONLY skeleton in Gingrich's closet you haven't been paying the slightest attention at all for the last 30 years or so.

#39 | Posted by dethspud at 2012-01-26 10:57 AM | Reply | Flag:

Oh Spud that is funny and ironic at the same time because NOBody has even come close to finding Obama's 30 year old closet much less the skeltons that just have to be there.

As for newt not having a "single redeeming feature" let me point out that Obama has been in the drivers seat for three years now with very very few success stories while Newt on the other hand has a new fresh approach that terrifies both Obama and the MSM, that's why we keep getting pulled back into WELL THERE MUST be a scandle somewhere we can use because we sure as hell can not run on the current CIC record,,,

"As for newt not having a "single redeeming feature" let me point out that Obama has been in the drivers seat for three years now with very very few success stories while Newt on the other hand has a new fresh approach that terrifies both Obama and the MSM," Hahahahaha! Every Democrat I know is hoping for Newt to win the nomination. He will be much easier to defeat than Mitt Romney and will cost the Republican Party seats in the House and Senate as well. Bring that loud mouth asshole on!

SOME OF NEWTS PLAN,,,

1.Remove bureaucratic and legal obstacles to responsible oil and natural gas development in the United States, offshore and on land.

2.End the ban on oil shale development in the American West, where we have three times the amount of oil as Saudi Arabia.

3.Give coastal states federal royalty revenue sharing to give them an incentive to allow offshore development.

4.Reduce frivolous lawsuits that hold up energy production by enacting loser pays laws to force the losers in an environmental lawsuit to pay all legal costs for the other side.

5.Finance cleaner energy research and projects with new oil and gas royalties.

6.Replace the Environmental Protection Agency, which has become a job-killing

OBAMA PLAN: Lets run a smear campaign beCause we sure as hell can't run on my record so lets tALK ABOUT BLOWJOBS instead,,,

I mean come on really if that is the best the Obama Regime can do newt would mop the floor with Obama in a debate,,,

Oh Spud that is funny and ironic at the same time because NOBody has even come close to finding Obama's 30 year old closet much less the skeltons that just have to be there.

^__^

This is what Republicans really believe.

Yes, because the GOP with it's army of oppo researchers and it's extensive media connections and the Hillary machine before that never looked into Obama or talked about him at all, right?

*rolls eyes*

Reality check.

They checked.

And they checked.

They found nothing.

So they basically just started making shit up and doing that "just asking questions" shit.

The shit they thought they found, Wright and Ayers specifically, were molehills turned into mountains by RW media.

What are you looking for, specifically?

His Kenyan Birth Certificate?

Michelle's 'Whitey' tape?

Proof that Malia and Sasha are really undercover Al Quada agents?

Do tell.

Be Well.

Hahahahaha! Every Democrat I know is hoping for Newt to win the nomination. He will be much easier to defeat than Mitt Romney and will cost the Republican Party seats in the House and Senate as well. Bring that loud mouth asshole on!

#43 | Posted by danni at 2012-01-26 12:11 PM | Reply | Flag:

LOL, young lady, I Wonder Why the left is sooooooo interested in helping pick Mitt as the Republican nominee, COULD IT BE that they do not want to see Obama taken apart peice by peice in a debate with Newt,,,

Seems to prove what I have been saying all along, the left, Obama, and the MSM are all terrified at the prospect of a OBAMA/NEWT debate. YEP if I was Obama I would rather debate Mitt instead of Newt any day to avoid wearing my BUTT FOR A HAT,,,

What are you looking for, specifically?

His Kenyan Birth Certificate?

#45 | Posted by dethspud at 2012-01-26 12:19 PM | Reply | Flag:

How about anyone that went to school with him,,,

SOME OF NEWTS PLAN,,,

1.Remove bureaucratic and legal obstacles to responsible oil and natural gas development in the United States, offshore and on land.

Suck up to BigOil like a typical corrupt Repug by letting them rape enviromentally sensitive areas like ANWAR?

Qu'elle surprize.

2.End the ban on oil shale development in the American West, where we have three times the amount of oil as Saudi Arabia.

BigOil Blowjob part II

3.Give coastal states federal royalty revenue sharing to give them an incentive to allow offshore development.

Part IV

4.Reduce frivolous lawsuits that hold up energy production by enacting loser pays laws to force the losers in an environmental lawsuit to pay all legal costs for the other side.

Part V plus a nice lawyer bashing fest.

5.Finance cleaner energy research and projects with new oil and gas royalties.

Part VI

6.Replace the Environmental Protection Agency, which has become a job-killing.

Part VII.

And this sounds like a plan to you?

Really?

Really really?

OBAMA PLAN: Lets run a smear campaign beCause we sure as hell can't run on my record so lets tALK ABOUT BLOWJOBS instead,,,
I mean come on really if that is the best the Obama Regime can do newt would mop the floor with Obama in a debate.

Three things.

First, the "blowjob smear campaign" is not coming from the Dems for the 5,000 fucking time.

Second, i'ts not a smear when it's the truth.

Third, Obama will run on his record and he will win on his record.

OBL dead.
Depression averted.
Job growth coming back.
DADT eliminated.
Out of Iraq.
Libya dealt with.
Financial reforms.
Saved GM form bankruptcy.
Healthcare reforms that are just starting to kick in now.

LOL forgot III

Basic math fail.

But Spud's point still stands!

Be Well.

How about anyone that went to school with him,,,

LOL, you are straying dangerously close to Oily Taintz territory with that urban legend.

Friend and roommate Sohale Siddiqi, whom the Associated Press located and interviewed in May 2008.
Roommate Phil Boerner, who provided his recollections of sharing a New York City apartment with classmate Barack Obama to the Columbia College Today alumni publication and the New York Times in early 2009.
Michael L. Baron, who taught the year-long honors seminar in American Foreign Policy that Barack Obama took during his senior year at Columbia and recalled in an NBC interview Obama's "easily acing" the class and receiving an A for his senior paper on the topic of nuclear negotiations with the Soviet Union.

"It's not a cocktail dress damn't," Ms. Lewinsky said

If that's true--that's funny--seriously. lol

It's a BJ dress!

And she saved the dress in her closet with the DNA on it--just in case no one believed that they were lovers! No cleaners for that dress!

lol

LOL, you are straying dangerously close to Oily Taintz territory with that urban legend.

#50 | Posted by dethspud at 2012-01-26 12:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

#48 | Posted by dethspud at 2012-01-26 12:34

You'd be a lot more persuasive if you didn't overstate or misrepresent so much.

"It's not a cocktail dress damn't," Ms. Lewinsky said

If that's true--that's funny--seriously. lol

It's a BJ dress!

#51 | Posted by MURPHY at 2012-01-26 12:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

It is funny as hell reguardless of your political veiws, I also heard the reason Monika has puffy cheeks is because she is withholding evidence,,,

Ok now it's time foor beer and Tacos,,,hasta laredoo,,,

We forget that monicas generation consider blow-jobs on par with back-rubs. lol

"I didn’t lie under oath. I didn’t commit a felony.”

It does not seem he is calling the BJ a felony, but rather perjury.
Nice try, though.