Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
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Anyone else notice that when obama made a comment dear to the hearts of libs, the libs jumped up and applauded....

when he made a comment dear to repubs, they jumped up and applauded....

but when he started talking about resitricting and regulating banks and wall street, it was so quite, you could hear a mosquito fart.

Pending home sales dip AGAIN!

And by the way, from my point of view, the housing market isnt tanking, it looks just fine. I'm going to be a home buyer in the next two years.

Let interest rates go up. You think sales pace is slow now, it will crawl to a halt if rates go above 6%..

No doubt Obama will get 4 more years!

Good Job!

Pending home sales dip AGAIN!

#2 | Posted by boaz

OMG, then i guess we better all run out and vote for a lying repub or rob paul.

Obama was right about one thing;

The american people know what is the right thing to do.

What is more important, the silent majority knows who is is and who is ain't.

i945.photobucket.com

I loved the part last night where he sticks out his chest has a shit eating grin on his jaundice puss and claims he's created 3M jobs.

i945.photobucket.com

#7 | POSTED BY NITETRAIN

/Oblig.

Be Well.

Boaz, the Fed has promised they are not going to make any substantial movement on the discount rates until at least 2014, but that doens't necessarily mean the banks won't raise their loan rates (they will).

I would advice to buy your new house before that starts.

And do not, under any circumstances, get a variable interest mortgage.

Now we wait for the congress to ban insider trading... Come on republicans show a little backbone...for once!

reaction to obamas speech

43% - good
7% - fair
33% - didn't watch
13% - poor

Now we wait for the congress to ban insider trading... Come on republicans show a little backbone...for once!

#12 | Posted by truthteller101

yea, right. it ain't gonna happen. not just because the repubs won't allow it, but the dems won't either.

Outsiders have no clue who owns the US gov't, and insiders are afraid to say. Banks will cast you into oblivion if you step out of line.

There was no need to watch Oblamer to know what his teleprompter and speech writers would say for damage control.

Now we wait for the congress to ban insider trading... Come on republicans show a little backbone...for once!

#12 | Posted by truthteller101

Harry can't introduce a bill, you retarded squirt?

Outsiders have no clue who owns the US gov't, and insiders are afraid to say. Banks will cast you into oblivion if you step out of line.
Posted by Lipzoidial

Watch it. Even that's saying too much.

I just got another robo-call from a SUPER PAC that was badmouthing poor Noot again. Second one this week.

Funny thing is, I live in North Carolina and our primary is not until May. I think they must be targeting this county in NC because of the large number of Florida residents that own vacation homes around here. Odd since most of them are not here this time of year.

Rmoney and Paul must REALLY be getting desperate.

I count multiple users with multiple dumps and no vacations. Have we abandoned the moderation policy, Rcade?

If you have a trillion dollar deficit and you propose a 10% tax to pay it, then you need ten trillion dollars to tax at 10% to cover the deficit.

A easy tax. Tax all political broadcasts that cost more than, say about $100,000, at a flat 30% rate.

Every time they spend $100,000 on a commercial, they pay $30,000 in taxes.

Chart Porn

Debt, GDP and inflation.

Skipped last night's speech as I always do for the SOTU in an election year.

Has the +/- from Factcheck come out yet?

I count multiple users with multiple dumps and no vacations. Have we abandoned the moderation policy, Rcade?

#19 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour

What color are they, Old Man River? 3 Browns and you're down.

Old Man River?

Ever hear Jim Croche sing it? Wow. Such emotion...nothing compared to the original of course, but when he sings "I'm tired of living and I'm scared of dying," you can feel it. Gives me chills everytimes.

What is the URL to check dumps?

This is gonna be a fun election season. The battle lines have now been drawn. The party dresses have been sent to the cleaners.

Noot had his jowls starched and pressed. Mitt has ironed all his money...again. Obama is trying to figure out how to have a no-kissing policy with all the lib women.


What is the URL to check dumps?

Posted by boaz at 2012-01-25 01:31 PM |

It is on each user's page. Let's use Gracie because she is easy to find. Look at her user info and at the bottom you will see a link called "dumps" with a number next to it. Click it to see the dumps.

3 Browns and you're down.

#23 | Posted by wisgod

damn, i wish i could think of somehting witty to say about this, but i can't. an opportunity lost, for sure. i guess i have reflectile dysfunction.

Just read that the National Organization for Marriage was a cosponsor of the CNN debate (?!)- while also running ads specifically attacking Ron Paul in NH for his marriage stance. Hooray for objective media!

I look forward to this every morning along with the standard dump....

www.drudge.com

OWS Joined 2006/03/29 and still doesn't know how the system works. If you ever need a place to stay in Wisconsin, there's plenty of room in my rock garden.

Check the DOW!

The Dow is up 5,000 point since Obama took office...

Sorry republicans!

Gee Wiz...

A few republicans Governors,refusing money to help setup the affordable health care act.. "aka obama care"

But they are still taking the Tax payer funded Govt health care for themselves..Talk about two face bastards.

But then again they are republicans!

This is a kick ass doc.
topdocumentaryfilms.com
The Prize: The Epic Quest for Oil, Money and Power
"This exciting and entertaining eight-part series, based on Daniel Yergin’s Pulitzer Prize-winning book, captures the panoramic history of the biggest industry in the world."

Would any of you agree that you can just look at a politician and tell if they're truly evil or not? Without ever knowing so much as their name or party? Mine would be Alan Grayson, Elizabeth Warren, Marc Rubio, and Cheney. Where, if I was casting Atlas Shrugged, they'd be the ones I'd cast as the corrupt bureaucrats.

#35 | POSTED BY ADAMMM AT 2012-01-25 02:41 PM | REPLY | FLAG:
Good list. Are there any dupes that are on the progressive side of the aisle? Cheney is a straight up prick. lol

Cheney is retired, girls.

#36 | POSTED BY WEBWRANGLER

Chuck Shumer always looked like a Sopranos cast member and Harry Reid could be a dude with a scythe in a horror flick. Feinstein looks like the witch with Snow White's apple.

and, of course, Kerry kinda looks like Lurch from the Addams Family....

New question: Which members, if you saw them walking down the street and didn't know them, would make you think "awww, I always feel bad for the retarded"? I'm going with Al Franken on that one....

Which members, if you saw them walking down the street and didn't know them, would make you think "awww, I always feel bad for the retarded"?

Newt. Between his haircut and that crazy look in his eyes and that smirk, he always looks 3 steps out of Bellevue.

Pelosi clarified her remarks after saying on Tuesday on CNN about Gingrich, He's not going to be president of the United States. Let me just make my prediction and stand by it. There is something I know. - from Politico

My gut reaction when I first saw her quote "there is something I know" was "Oh, Christ, Newt slept with her, too!"

"there is something I know"

Pelosi has so much dirt on Gingrich she knows the powers that be will not allow the loose canon with legs to get the nom nod.

Gingrich knows she knows and has sworn on a stack of Letters to Penthouse magazines that if any of the dirt that she was privy to in her position on an ethics committee so long ago comes out he'll point the finger at her, specifically.

But lulzy as the prospect of Gingrich-Obama debate would be, alas it is not to be.

Seriously, as much as the Dems may dislike the guy Repubs loathe Gingrich's flabby, psychotic, entitled, hypocritical ass even more.

He will prolly take FLA but after that he's toast.

It will be Romney.

He will lose to Obama.

And America will dodge another bullet.

So let it be written.

So let it be done.

Be Well.

#38 | POSTED BY MUSTANG AT 2012-01-25 03:21 PM | REPLY | FLAG
I get bad feelings about west coast libs. Don't know why?
shumer does have a guido feel. Harry Reid looks like the guy
who posed in american gothic. lol Newt reminds me of an older
patton oswalt. lol Hell obama could star in the remake of
"the gods must be crazy".
www.youtube.com
great movie.

Wrong there Pudly one, Romney will beat Obama since Obama will continue to wreck our economy, he still has 9 months and based on what he has done so far he has a whole lot more of wrecking to do.

If Romney follows Obama to the White House, in 200 years Historians will look at the start of the 21st Century and say:

Well, they tried a retard, a Black guy, and a Mormon; they certainly were desperate.

We rejected McCain and we will reject Romney..

The country is looking for a true conservative...

If anybody gets the nomination besides Paul, I hope Obama wins. Then Americans might just see what the Democrats really stand for and finally start questioning their own lame defense of him.

Kanrei,

Do you have my email? I cant remember if you do and I dont want to post it on this site..

No, I don't Boaz, but I am not real big into the email thing. Too many viruses roaming around there.

Ok, got it...

My email can be found on my blog by pushing the red button, but I make no promises that I will ever see it. It isn't personal Boaz. I don't email my own family; I text or call or FB.

I count multiple users with multiple dumps and no vacations. Have we abandoned the moderation policy, Rcade?

It takes 3 within a three-week period to be suspended.

I see many voice over roles for obama. That voice is golden. Morgan freemanish.

Romney (I don't like him) can pull this off right now by naming some people to prospective cabinet positions. If he were to choose the right people, the Tea Party would back him and the nomination, along with the election, would be in the bag. "Ron Paul: Secretary of the Treasury" would go a long way, although it won't happen. Marco Rubio or Chris Christy as his VP. Condi Rice or maybe Lieberman as Secretary of State. Pawlenty for Labor. Petraeus for Defense. I'm just shootin' 'em out, but you can see the basic premise is there: don't just reward your friends...pick people that Americans would like for the job.

Romney (I don't like him) can pull this off right now by naming some people to prospective cabinet positions...

Except for the part where that's highly illegal your plan seems foolproof.

Be Well.

It takes 3 within a three-week period to be suspended.

#52 | Posted by rcade

Due to the fact that I'm Color Blind, old and drunk, can you change the fonts of the really bad ones?
Sincerely, OldSourWhiskey

#55 | Posted by dethspud

Why would it be illegal?

I am not being snarky.

"It takes 3 within a three-week period to be suspended."

The deleted comments are by far the best feature here. 101, Jak, Rex, Lipz, Wis... Best fucking laughs I have had since the shroom days...

Why would it be illegal?
I am not being snarky.

Newt Gingrich promised he would ask former U.N. Ambassador John Bolton "to be his secretary of state if he's elected president next year," the Washington Times reports.

Unfortunately, naming individuals you would appoint to office before the election is apparently illegal. Here's Title 18, Part I, Chapter 29, Section 599 of the U.S. Code:

"Whoever, being a candidate, directly or indirectly promises or pledges the appointment, or the use of his influence or support for the appointment of any person to any public or private position or employment, for the purpose of procuring support in his candidacy shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."


That noted it is a tricky one to prosecute due to the lack of specificity in defining "support".

Found all this out when Spud put up a thread here on Gingrich promising Palin a "prominent role" in his cabinet after which she gave him a half-assed endorsement which may or may have not played a factor in his big win in SC.

Newt's doing it too, apparently.

The top two Republican candidates for president both laid out ideas for who they'd want to serve in their cabinet in Washington Wednesday. What they probably didn't know is that such promises could break the law.
Speaking separately to the Republican Jewish Coalition in Washington, Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich each made promises about who might serve in their Cabinet if they're elected president. But it turns out, as USA Today notes, that candidates can't "directly or indirectly" vow to appoint someone.

abcnews.go.com

Be Well.

politicalwire.com

Link to first quote.

Be Well.

"Whoever, being a candidate, directly or indirectly promises or pledges the appointment, or the use of his influence or support for the appointment of any person to any public or private position or employment, for the purpose of procuring support in his candidacy shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."

Notice how it says for the purpose of procurring support? Maybe it translates different in Spud's world. Now if Gingrich said he had a list of 10 people he would like to ask, and names them, according to the geek from the North, Gingrich violated this law?

Now if Gingrich said he had a list of 10 people he would like to ask, and names them, according to the geek from the North, Gingrich violated this law?

Spud thinks that Newt very clearly broke the law on the Palin thing because she actually still has enough pull within the rank and file derpers to play Kingmaker to a degree.

Will he get charged for it?

Of course not.

Should he?

Prolly.

Best question is ...do you think this is politically wise for him to do?

Spud sez no.

Not that anyone asked Spud's opinion or anything.

*pause*

Hey ...wait a sec, you actually *did* ask that time.

Cool!

^__^

Be Well.

The deleted comments are by far the best feature here. 101, Jak, Rex, Lipz, Wis... Best fucking laughs I have had since the shroom days...

#58 | Posted by crispee_oc

Did you see that classic Jak posted during the State of the Union address? It was in the funny section this morning. I had tears in my eyes.

We rejected McCain and we will reject Romney..
The country is looking for a true conservative...

#46 | Posted by boaz

I'm throwing the bullshit flag on that one.

1) McCain is a conservative. McCain was rejected, or at least was not voted for by moderates, because of Palin. Moderates don't mind voting for a conservative. But they draw the line at voting for ignorant people.

2) The country is NOT looking for a true conservative. This is just a bunch of crap that teabaggers tell themselves to justify what they are actually looking for - a nazi.

3) You guys always over-estimate your power and influence.

4) So, you may ask yourself - 'self, why not Romney'? He is a conservative (or at least the current manifestation of him is). It's because the teatards are looking for a candidate that passes their ideological and theological litmus tests, which includes being a christian. Moderates will not vote for someone based on those tests.

5) In the meanwhile, you guys are shitting in your own soup bowl by jumping on every purist winbag that comes along.

The result - Obama wins easy in nov. I will not vote for a repub again until one comes along that rejects the teabaggers and the talibaptists publicly and with extreme prejudice.

1) McCain is a conservative.
Posted by Lipzoidial

That's why us Conservatives referred to him as McModerate. The Moderates did have a problem with Palin being too Conservative.
Keep the change.

"Did you see that classic Jak posted during the State of the Union address? It was in the funny section this morning. I had tears in my eyes."

Yeah, but I have to admit my neighbor gave me some of his homegrown and I was pretty altered. That said, Rex calling out all those who looked like pedos had me roaring.

The Moderates did have a problem with Palin being too Conservative.
Keep the change.

#65 | Posted by wisgod at 2012-01-25 05:27 PM | Reply | Flag: thinks conservative means batchit crazy, inept, incompetent and incontinent.

"1) McCain is a conservative. McCain was rejected, or at least was not voted for by moderates, because of Palin. Moderates don't mind voting for a conservative. But they draw the line at voting for ignorant people."

McCain was never a con, and four years earlier was actually being touted by the libs to run with Kerry as his VP. Nobody I know wanted McCain as the nominee. Palin or no Palin.

Generic labels do an inane argument make.

So now we have an entire thread over whether McCain was a conservative fascist or a moderate fascist? Shouldn't it be sufficient for the serf to just call Bush/Obama/McCain/Romney/
Jockitch/Scrotorum/Hillary all fascists?

Y'all are in the same bucket of shit arguing that the shit on your side of the bucket smells better then the other guys.

Here's a hint... Its all shit. It all stinks.

#65 | Posted by wisgod at 2012-01-25 05:27 PM | Reply | Flag: thinks conservative means batchit crazy, inept, incompetent and incontinent.

#67 | Posted by Lipzoidial

Whatever, Lip. Them's the facts. Deal with them, you emotional little thing.

Goatman got banished again? For that?

"Goatman got banished again? For that?"

Hahahaha. About time that OCD case got a vacation.

Today's "liberal" demands a sense of ignorance, memory loss (faux or out of convenience), and a perpetual state of spin. A liberal must be mindful to play dumb about the entire 20th century and the victims of the radical liberal. The viciousness that is a symptom of today's brand of liberalism seems to result from some for of deep and abiding guilt. For those on here that fit that category, we are all just human, after all. But one must ponder the fact that the liberal leadership/elitists cannot be as ignorant of their own history as they pretend. The brainwashed may be just not as well versed on history or what is really going on, but nobody can be as ignorant as Obama appears to be.
There are many very smart and academically advanced people that continue to cling to a tortured belief system. This almost Stalinist mindset of Obama and the hard left is a very plain authoritarian anti-Constitutional totalitarian view for this country.

This almost Stalinist mindset of Obama and the hard left is a very plain authoritarian anti-Constitutional totalitarian view for this country.

#73 | Posted by patriotwoman23

Funny shit.

The Axelrod/Soros campaign OWS mobs are like the ignorant peasants seen in Czarist Russia. They are just the useful "idiots" of their masters.

The AZ gov told Obama to kiss her ass!

www.drudgereport.com

"The viciousness that is a symptom of today's brand of liberalism seems to result from some for of deep and abiding guilt."

The lack of self awareness is strong in this one.

The Axelrod/Soros campaign OWS mobs are like the ignorant peasants seen in Czarist Russia. They are just the useful "idiots" of their masters.

#75 | Posted by patriotwoman23

Compare OWS to the TP goal of cutting taxes for the wealthy at the expense of the poor and middle class.

Oh wait you are too ignorant to understand.

Headline:
"GOP vows to protect high school dropouts from Obama"
news.yahoo.com

Funny shit.

Why are the smart kids in school predominately progressive?

Because they are children?

The dumb ones are progressive also

It is called a Socialist based education system.

Whatever, Lip. Them's the facts. Deal with them, you emotional little thing.

#70 | Posted by wisgod

Can't cry hard enough

It is called a Socialist based education system.

#83 | Posted by patriotwoman23

If you find a capitalist based education system, you let us know.

Top fives of both?
The Tea Party is fighting for:
• Limited federal government
• Individual freedoms
• Personal responsibility
• Free markets
• Returning political power to the states and the people

OWS demands of late:
-Restoration of the living wage
-Institute a universal single payer healthcare system
-Guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment
-Free college education
-One trillion dollars in infrastructure (Water, Sewer, Rail, Roads and Bridges and Electrical Grid) spending now

#85 | Posted by Lipzoidial
The best way to educate our children is returning the schools to the communities and the parents.

God will fuck you up

Oh, sinner, do not stray
From the straight and narrow way
For the Lord is surely watching what you do
If you approach the Devil's den
Turn 'round don't enter in
Lest the hand of the almighty fall on you.

CHORUS:
He'll fuck you up (he'll fuck you up)
Yes, God will fuck you up
If you dare to disobey his stern command.
He'll fuck you up (he'll fuck you up)
Don't you know he'll fuck you up
So you better do some prayin' while you can.

VERSE 2
Long ago a man named Lot
Had a wife he thought was hot
But she could not stop her black and sinful ways.
You know it was her own damn fault
When God turned that bitch to salt.
That's the way he used to work back in those days:

CHORUS:
He fucked 'em up (he fucked 'em up)
He really fucked 'em up
When the people went and turned their backs on him
He can fuck you up (he'll fuck you up)
No shit he'll fuck you up
Just like he fucked the people up back then.

VERSE 3
I used to have a friend named Ray
Who walked that evil way
He cursed and drank and broke his neighbor's fence
You know Ray was full aware
That some sheep were over there
And he knew them in the Biblical sense.

CHORUS:
God fucked him up (he fucked him up)
He went and fucked Ray up
Went and paid him back for all his wicked sins.
He fucked him up (he fucked him up)
Fucked that boy completely up
Now he's married to a Presbyterian.

If my daughter's History substitute teacher utters one more "Obama is the best president" or "He has done more for this country than any other president", I am going to make a stand to have her removed.

Now why am I supposed to feel bad about how much taxes Buffett's secretary pays when I pay a higher rate and don't make well into six figures like she does.

The best way to educate our children is returning the schools to the communities and the parents.
#87 | Posted by patriotwoman23 | Flag: Bullshit

#88 | Posted by Lipzoidial
LOL, is this an actual song or are you a rising song writer? Just curious.

#89 | Posted by patriotwoman23

Must be related to Doc or Danni.

on what grounds?

I wish i could write a masterpiece like that.

God will fuck you up

Must be related to Doc or Danni.

#93 | Posted by KBM

same disease, different symptoms.

I wish i had wrote this song

If parents are to stupid to feed their children right (like Michelle seems to feel by pushing all this food regulation crap) then parents must be to stupid to vote.

Now why am I supposed to feel bad about how much taxes Buffett's secretary pays when I pay a higher rate and don't make well into six figures like she does.
#90 | Posted by KBM

Six figures?
Whatever you make?
It's too much.

If parents are to stupid to feed their children right (like Michelle seems to feel by pushing all this food regulation crap) then parents must be to stupid to vote.
#98 | Posted by patriotwoman23

And you think you should have loud voice in education, as in "returning the schools to the communities and the parents"?

To [sic] funny.

#94 | Posted by Lipzoidial
They are working on the U.S. Constitution right now. Her political views during an election year need to stay out of the class room, unless she is opening the floor for a debate with all of the students. And when she says these things and "you know Obama is going to win" and on and on, she is going to far. These are middle school children, NOT college kids who know they can open the floor to debate.

"Goatman got banished again? For that?"

Rcade probably clearing some bandwidth for the upcoming "Return of Tosser" epic weekend.

#100 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis
Please elaborate.

parents must be to stupid to vote.

#98 | Posted by patriotwoman23

now you're learnin'. it doesn't matter anyway, because you will be given no choice.

you can buy a buick or a chevrolet or a ford or a dodge or a toyota. people can make all kinds of comparisons about which one is best but there's really not that much difference, is there?

that is trick #1 in the new order.

trick #2 is to suck the public into a heated debate. Let's say for example, someone proposed the question, 'which metal object is best to beat wisgod in the head with'? I may prefer an anvil and you may prefer a tire iron, but no one stops to ask the question, 'why the fuck are we even talking about beating Wisgod in the head in the first place'.

Who is Tosser? I have seen the name but am not on here a lot.

These are middle school children, NOT college kids who know they can open the floor to debate.

#101 | Posted by patriotwoman23

would you rather they be subjected to a daily dose of negative teabagism?

Who is Tosser? I have seen the name but am not on here a lot.

#105 | Posted by patriotwoman23

oh stick around you'll meet him and you and he have alot in common, you both hate america

#100 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis
Please elaborate.

#103 | Posted by patriotwoman23

Check the spelling. This isn't a "spelling Nazi" gotcha point, but a valid observation when you're talking about being involved in kids' education.

Let's all go green... SUCKSERS

beta.local.yahoo.com

#104 | Posted by Lipzoidial
Is that the kind of America that ANYONE wants, on here? Really? If anyone says yes, you are lying. Are you ready to just lay down and take it up the ass, and just hope someone else comes along and makes everything better? Have the men in this country become just a giant lump of pussy?

"Who is Tosser?"

A poster who appears to be posting from Pakistan. I don't know if he's still on a Rogers-imposed vacation, but he's a pretty good reflection of the tensions, weirdness, paranoia, etc., going on in Pakistan. Sometimes he's dead-on on information, other times blowing it loudly out his arse.

#110 | Posted by patriotwoman23

You sound like you're cleaning your AK-47, having forgotten to remove your psychedelic strap-on.

Who is Tosser?

#105 | Posted by patriotwoman23

Tosser is a cross-dressing hermaphrodite. She likes to dress up and paint whiskers on her face before blogging. It's how she gets into her alpha male character.

(don't ever let on that you know she's not a big tough guy, that really pisses her off and she takes it out on us).

She's on during the day because she has a lucrative prostitution business at night.

If you ever happen to swing through pakistan, she'll also curry your goats for you, if you know what i meean .

giant lump of pussy?

#110 | Posted by patriotwoman23

yes, reason is so gay.

#113 | Posted by Lipzoidial

FF disturbing but FF never the less.

#114 | Posted by Lipzoidial
Speaking of such, had a very weird uterus specimen today. Good Lord, people! Clean up your organs before I have to deal with them. Get a lube job, an oil change, air in the tires, SOMETHING! LOL

My youngest is here waiting with baited breath to get on and talk about her nail color on the internet, or perhaps the newest Justin Beaver song. Good night.

Let me tell you something PW.

I think you are on the verge of actually learning something.

you're too smart to run around and parrot what some talking asshole tells you to think. and it's always in black and white terms.

Nothing is ever as bad as they say it is
and it's never as good either.

Life is not black and white. that's called concrete thinking and it's the mark of an undeveloped mind. The good life is about abstractions and colors and textures.

don't let those simpleton assholes steal your soul. open your own eyes and look around for yourself.

Tosser is the guy who answers the phone when you call Verizon Customer Service.

Tosser is the guy who works at the 7-11.

Tosser is the yappy version of poindexter.

Tosser is an expert on goat to human relations. .

Tosser does phone sex with Untouchables.

Tosser is everywhere.

Speaking of such, had a very weird uterus specimen today. Good Lord, people! Clean up your organs before I have to deal with them. Get a lube job, an oil change, air in the tires, SOMETHING! LOL
#116 | Posted by patriotwoman23

For some reason, you've got me thinking about pate de foie gras.

Both Hans and Goatman got the boot for obsession, Doc. You better watch yourself.

14 dumps and 13 dumps? Is that a record? Those two should just fuck already and get it over with. The "Sam-Diane/ Will they or won't they" thing has been done before and better.

Those two should just fuck already and get it over with.
Posted by kanrei

They've earned themselves enough time to even cuddle afterwards.

"14 dumps and 13 dumps? Is that a record?"

Doubtful. I think I once had something like twenty-one during a not particularly illuminating discussion with a poster whose moniker, I think, was Chicken Rancher or something like that. Both of us were given time in RCade's Time Out Room to reflect on the error of our ways.

I'm impressed. I have tried to get a dump before and they are quite hard to get.

I have tried to get a dump before and they are quite hard to get.

#130 | Posted by kanrei

Spam a few threads. That seems to get Rcade worked up.

Spam a few threads. That seems to get Rcade worked up.

#131 | Posted by wisgod at 2012-01-26 09:54 AM

According to some here, that is all I ever do.

Or you could post something about Bev Harris....

"I have tried to get a dump before and they are quite hard to get."

LOL

I'll bet Wussy and I could come up with a post that would get us tossed off of here for two weeks - hell, forever.

But I digress...

I have posted things and thought to myself "this should get a dump for sure" only to have it either FF or NW. I have tried. Catholic kid fucker jokes; Muslim goat fucking jokes; exchanges between the two; used "nigger," "kyke," "spic," etc. Nothing works.

Both of us were given time in RCade's Time Out Room to reflect on the error of our ways.

"He who breaks the law goes back to the House of Pain."

Be Well.

-I have tried to get a dump before and they are quite hard to get.

maybe for you......

it's not hard if you certain words

I'll bet Wussy and I could come up with a post that would get us tossed off of here for two weeks - hell, forever.

#135 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

Without a doubt. My youngest son posted here for about 2 weeks and got banned. I never could find what he posted but it must have been rank.

Now there's a shock.

;>)

I have tried to get a dump before and they are quite hard to get.
#130 | Posted by kanrei

SMH

SMH

#141 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2012-01-26 10:13 AM

A friend has that quote on his checks.

"It is do or do not; there is no try"

Yoda.

A friend has that quote on his checks.
#142 | Posted by kanrei

Let me guess, he's unemployed?

Let me guess, he's unemployed?

#144 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2012-01-26 10:32 AM |

Nope, just a huge Star Wars nerd.

"Now why am I supposed to feel bad about how much taxes Buffett's secretary pays when I pay a higher rate and don't make well into six figures like she does.
#90 | Posted by KBM"

That's weird, because according to your hero Sean Hannity, 97% of taxpayers pay a lesser percentage than Romney's 15%. So you are a 3%er?

So you are a 3%er?

#146 | Posted by mOntecOre

I don't pay taxes. They just take it from me and I spend half of the year trying to get some of it back.

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