Damn, I'm glad i don't live in OK. I was just about to prepare some fetus and eggs.

Ingredients? What about condiments?

Nothing adds zest to a hot dog like a bit of pineal gland relish.

#2 | Posted by Dr_Icepick

That's the Herbert West dog.

What's in your anusburger besides cow rectums, sawdust and glue?
Posted by reinheitsgebot

......what more could you want ?.......

""food or any other product intended for human consumption."

So it's ok for dog food.

No, it's the Crawford Tillinghast dog.

fava beans, anyone?

shortey talking to his handlers.

Soylent Green Is People!!!

Same state where voters passed that ridiculous Sharia law amendment and a state legislator wanted to add an exclamation mark on the state's flag after its name in order to liven up the joint's image.

Oh, and sooprise, every county went for McCain.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma, where the wind comes blowin' through their ears!

The Sooner State, I'd sooner be anywhere else.

Oklahoma, making Texas look intelligent since the land rush.

His constituents should demand he get to work on real issues and not this fluff, but I have a feeling that he has a lot of support on this 'issue'.

I guess this gives baby food a whole new meaning.

Frankly, it tastes worse than chicken.
~ Senator Ralph "Roadkill" Shortey

"Soylent Green is people, my friend"

-Mittens.

Ah, Soylent Green, another progressive idea of utopia.

#16 | POSTED BY KBM

Come on! Good source of protein! (jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk- geez....)

That's why the guvmint is fattening you guys up. As soon as the soylent green movement starts, we will be rich.

Ah, Soylent Green, another progressive idea of utopia.

#16 | Posted by KBM

Please, K-Spam, eat. We wouldn't want you to lose weight.

Turd burgers are OK right?

Damn. I had a vintage fetal wine I've taken a liking to. 22 was a very good week.

This dude is one crazy dunderhead.

What an embarassment.

Damn. I had a vintage fetal wine I've taken a liking to. 22 was a very good week.

Hmm... I prefer mine a little closer to term. It's all a matter of taste I guess. The tannins become overbearing somewhere around week 30, but I love the complex flavors of a good third-trimester fetal wine.

Same state where voters passed that ridiculous Sharia law amendment and a state legislator wanted to add an exclamation mark on the state's flag after its name in order to liven up the joint's image.

Yep. It's also the state where Tom Coburn expressed fear about high school girls being converted to lesbianism in the school bathrooms. Oklahoma is the Florida of the prairie.

Same state where voters passed that ridiculous Sharia law amendment and a state legislator wanted to add an exclamation mark on the state's flag after its name in order to liven up the joint's image.
Yep. It's also the state where Tom Coburn expressed fear about high school girls being converted to lesbianism in the school bathrooms. Oklahoma is the Florida of the prairie.

OOOOOOOOklahoma... where the derp comes sweeping cross the plains...

Be Well.

/Had to.
//Been up a while now.
///Getting silly.

This is going to look great in the history books -

The Soylent Green Act of 2012.

Does there really need to be a law against this?

"An ounce of prevention..."

To be honest as silly as this bill sounds I bet it's shorter and makes more sense than the affordable healthcare act that was passed even though no one read it. Or the one that lets the military arrest and indefinitely detain suspected Americans. Of course if aborted fetuses sound appetizing give the big corp food processors a chance. Now that the idea is instilled in them I'm sure they will find away.

Bon Appetit.

Hey? Are animal fetuses allowed in our food?

I wouldn't put it past morally bankrupt liberals to liquify and powder murdered babies into Similac. They don't believe in the sanctity of human life, in fact they celebrate killing the most denfeless among us and go so far as to encourage suicide.

I wouldn't put it past morally bankrupt liberals to liquify and powder murdered babies into Similac.

Running baby formula factories is more of a Republican thing, innit?

"I'm just an okie from miskokie"

the other other white meat? i wonder if it tastes like chicken?

Running baby formula factories is more of a Republican thing, innit?

#32 | POSTED BY RCADE

Ask Warren Buffet.

Philip J. Fry (talking about Slurm): What if the secret ingredient is... People!?
Turanga Leela: Oh, there's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh, how is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.

What if you sat down to a nice meal of soylent green and since you missed your quota down at the soylent green factory, the only food given to you in your feeding tube was 'courtney love' flavored SG?

can you recall a pol for visible demonstration of retardation?

It's all a misunderstanding. Shortey's kids said "feed us some dinner," and he thought they said "fetus - some dinner!" and got confused.

....what the hell?

Does the Pope have a position on this?
~ Diablo

Does that mean 101's wife won't be legally allowed to swallow my load anymore?

How ridiculous, if fetuses get banned from food, then they would have to be banned FROM WOMEN'S MAKEUP which makes lots of use of human fetuses for beauty!

There's always Japanese human poop steaks, if you really need to do this...soilent green is people's [poop]! Bitch, bitch, bitch, remember swallowing means love!

Next up-fast food franchises in Oklahomo will have to publicly announce:
"No Human fetuses in our hamburgers!"

#44 | Posted by northguy3 at 2012-01-25 05:11 PM | Reply | Flag: brutally raped once at a truckstop in Oklahoma...enjoyed it actually but it's still rape.

Nothing like setting up a straw fetus

If you can't get fetus how about some tasty placenta.

This dude is one crazy dunderhead.

What an embarassment.

You're right Muffy. And he's gonna be Newt's running mate!

Okay-the ad on the left side was a picture of a baby and says "Free samples" above the pic. Synchronicity lives!

'I don't know if it is happening in Oklahoma, it may be, it may not be' said Ok pol. Ralph Shortey.

Hmm? Makes you wonder about about cannibalism in general in Oklahoma. After all by this (reasoning?)..... we don't know if it is happening, it may be, it may not be.

Or other things like sweat socks in a milk shakes made in Oklahoma... after all we don't know if it is happening, it may be, it may not be.

Or ... used oil rags in sausages ... we don't know if it is happening, it may be, it may not be .

Or used condomes remade into automobile tires... we don't know if it is happening, it may be, it may not be.

Or... welll you get the idea. Make up your own. After all ... we don't know if it is happening, it may be, it may not be.

Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong.

White Castle is not going to be happy about this...

Yes.
That's what we need.
Another law enforcing something that may or may not be happening.
This man should be promoted.

"Yes. That's what we need. Another law enforcing something that may or may not be happening."

But enough about voter IDs.

I wouldn't put it past morally bankrupt liberals to liquify and powder murdered babies into Similac. They don't believe in the sanctity of human life, in fact they celebrate killing the most denfeless among us and go so far as to encourage suicide.

I do encourage suicide.

For the sake of the human species, seek your local Dr. Kevorkian today.

Yes.
That's what we need.
Another law enforcing something that may or may not be happening.
This man should be promoted.

Written by a "small government conservative" no doubt.

But enough about voter IDs.

This, however, is a pretty retarded comparison.

Please do try to refrain from putting labels on things you don't understand and attempting words in my mouth JPW and I will do the same for you. Nice work sidestepping the point.

Please do try to refrain from putting labels on things you don't understand and attempting words in my mouth JPW and I will do the same for you.

Where did I put words in your mouth?

And I understand things just fine. I was making a snarky comment with yours to start from.

You should feel so honored.

Nice work sidestepping the point.

What point exactly?

No, no, no, they put melamine in baby formula...it's a plastic that tests as protein...kills the baby's kidneys, but it's cheap!

Not just for the Chinese anymore!

from above...

"Soylent Green Is People!!!"

#8 | Posted by webwrangler at 2012-01-24 04:39 PM | Reply | Flag

Damn, you beat me to it...

Panic and hysteria and nonsensical data all around!!
Oh my!!

I always buy the fetus free dolphin. It's more ethical.

So we are passing Strawmen Laws now?