Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
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Jim and John, you suck!
Sincerely, Daddy.

Ok, who was chirping that the Pats would lose?

The Patron Saint of Weasels

Francesco Schettino

O Holy St Schettino!
Apostle and Martyr,
great in virtue and rich in miracles,
near kinsman of Ermine,
faithful intercessor for all who invoke you,
special patron in time of need;
to you I have recourse from the depth of my heart,
and humbly beg you,
to whom God has given such great power,
to come to my assistance;
help me now in my urgent need and grant my earnest petition.
I will never forget thy graces and favors you obtain for me
and I will do my utmost to spread devotion to you. For as bad as I may fuck up I will never be you. Amen.

has anyone else read Jon Krakauer's "Under the Banner of Heaven" about the Mormons/LDS?

Seriously,
this is GOING TO BE AN ISSUE, the batshiat crazy LDS stuff....

Or consider the "Mountain Meadows Massacre" in history,
the ONLY time whites have massacred other whites in US history apparently

and here's a question for y'all:
what percentage of the time does the WOMAN PICK where a couple goes to church?

In your (heathen or otherwise) estimation

A better question would be:
Who fucking cares?

Prediction: Either the Giants or the Patriots will win the SuperBowl!

Moder8

obviously ME, Wisgod

what percentage of the time does the WOMAN PICK where a couple goes to church?
In your (heathen or otherwise) estimation

#5 | POSTED BY KIRK

Better question: what percentage of the time does the WOMAN PICK ______? (fill in the blank. Acceptable answers are paint color, restaurant, kids names, type of pet, movie you watch, your clothes, your weekend plans, your friends, the carpet, what gym you're going to go to because YOU need to lose weight, what TV shows you'll enjoy [even if you do get the remote], etc etc etc)

My GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!

If you want to read something interesting regarding LDS, albeit not historically accurate, read Zane Grey's 'Riders of the Purple Sage'. CLASSIC.

obviously ME, Wisgod

#8 | Posted by kirk

Be a man, and stop whining. Pick you own church and if that bitch don't want to go, leave her ass at home.

In a related question, how many men in the US have been nuetered because they are pussies?

#12 Moder8 for 1

If you're gonna be stupid, you should at least be tough.

"Ok, who was chirping that the Pats would lose?"

They will lose in two weeks.

Concerned White House Aides Say
Obama Has Not Stopped Laughing
Since Saturday Night

WASHINGTON - White House aides are alarmed by uncharacteristic behavior on the part of President Obama, who they say has been laughing uncontrollably since 7 PM Saturday night.

The aides, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said that they heard "unusual howls" coming from the Oval Office just after the seven o'clock hour on Saturday evening, causing them to rush to the President to ascertain the cause of the uproar.

"It was weird," one aide said. "He was just watching cable news."

The staff members thought little of the normally reserved President's giggle attack until it continued throughout the weekend, which saw Mr. Obama laughing uncontrollably and stopping only to gasp for air.

Ever since Saturday, Mr. Obama has been oddly giddy throughout White House staff meetings, the aide said, and has been seen doodling the initials "N.G." in the margins of memos "like a love-struck schoolgirl...."
www.borowitzreport.com

www.borowitzreport.com
#16 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

You're so much funnier than that hack, Doc.

Instead of hitting hard on the serious threat to Social Security and Medicare posed by Obama and Republican candidates, all who serve Wall Street, the military/security complex, and the Israel Lobby, Ron Paul has been positioned as the danger to Social Security and Medicare. This is an amazing strategic mistake by the Ron Paul campaign.

Ron Paul’s supporters are mainly among the young. The importance to them of Social Security and Medicare will not register for many years, but for the vast majority of the population Social Security and Medicare are essential for survival. A candidate who might destroy the scant economic protection the American elderly have is not positioned to win a presidential election.

Many libertarians regard Social Security and Medicare as welfare handouts and as Ponzi schemes, when in fact these programs are a form of private property. People pay for these programs all their working lives, just as they pay for private medical policies and private pension plans. Social Security and Medicare are contracts that government made with citizens. These contracts are as valid and enforceable as any other contracts. If Social Security and Medicare are in dire trouble, why is the government wasting trillions of dollars on the armaments industries and Israel’s territorial ambitions? Why isn’t this question the most important issue in the campaign?

Instead, after two massive stock market crashes and financial fraud, libertarians prattle on about privatizing Social Security. They speak about delaying the Social Security retirement age to 70 without any thought to what a person does who is retired by his employer at 65. An alternative group plan with Blue Cross Blue Shield Florida for a 64-year old woman has an $18,000 premium, large deductibles per medical issue, and a 20% co-pay. Even a person with private insurance faces potentially ruinous health care expenses.

Libertarians will not wait to think before announcing that private savings are funded but Social Security and Medicare are not. They are incorrect on both accounts.

Social Security and Medicare are funded with a payroll tax. It is true that the government has stolen the funds, spent them, and left non-marketable IOU’s in their place. But in our deregulated casino financial system the same thing happens to private holdings. Where is the money that individuals had in MF Global, Madoff, Enron, AIG and Worldcom? Can banks whose balance sheets are loaded with subprime derivatives make good on their depositors’ accounts? US Treasury bonds are part of most private pension plans.

The notion that free unregulated markets are totally trustworthy is the enormous mistake that former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan made, for which American and European peoples continue to pay. Libertarians endorse this fantastic mistake to the hilt.

Ron Paul is the only candidate for president who is committed to the Constitution. Without the Constitution we cease to have rights and become subjects of a police state. The only candidate who will bring back the Constitution cannot be elected because of the inflexibility and sectarianism of his base. There may be more worthy third party candidates, but they have no visibility. Ron Paul is visible, and the opportunity is going to waste.

During the past decade the Constitution lost its power. Today rights depend on the subjective opinion of the executive branch. This is tyranny. We should be unified in our opposition to tyranny.

excerpted from PAUL CRAIG ROBERTS

obviously ME, Wisgod

#8 | Posted by kirk

Sorry. Got distracted by something more pressing. Somebody here at work wanted to know how paperclips work.

In regard to your question about women picking the church, I can only assume that's how your's does and you are fishing to see if there are any other male members of the DR who are as pussy whipped. Please contact AmericanUnity privately.

With a gene pool like this it is no wonder they elect Dems all the time. I also understand whey they need free health care.

Man who shot nail into his brain thought X-ray was a "doctor joke"

Autullo, 32, was working in his garage Tuesday morning with a friend, building a wall for a new shed. Autullo had accidentally shot his friend in the hand with the nail gun three days earlier, but the friend suffered only a scratch.

Autullo had just placed a nail when the recoil snapped the nail gun toward the back of his head. A sensor on the gun recognized a flat surface, and Autullo mistakenly and unknowingly fired a nail into his brain.

"I felt like I got punched in the side of the ear," he said.

heraldnews.suntimes.com

Please contact AmericanUnity privately.

#19 | Posted by wisgod

You forgot to say, 'but ask your wife's permission first'.

You forgot to say, 'but ask your wife's permission first'.

#21 | Posted by Lipzoidial
Oh, shit. Sorry, Kirtzy.

Marriage is like politics Kirk you need to compromise let the wife pick the church provided she lets you pick your next wife

HEEEYYYYYYYY DR!! So i see you have run everyone out of your site so it's all back to the way you wanted it... how's that working out for you? Going on your second week of shit threads and NO postings! last week your biggest thread was 117 posts, down over 66% from just 2 1/2 weeks ago. You commies must love this, those who don't agree must go, no free market here, just get them out, and now you suck... The DR has gone the same way as all the great cities of the USA went once they started electing liberals to lead, right to the shitter! HAHAHA and you can only blame yourselves...

So I got high for the first time Saturday. All I could do was giggle and fall off of a couch for about an hour. Is that supposed to happen? I pictured something more mind expanding.

Sticking with bourbon.

I REALLY CAN'T TAKE THIS MUCH NEWT HERE! WTF RCADE? LOSE THAT PHOTO I IMPLORE YOU! I will take Aretha. I will take Boehner. I will take Palin. Please, anyone but that Staypuft smirking looking mother fucker!

I did not choose the form the Destroyer would take!

last week your biggest thread was 117 posts, down over 66% from just 2 1/2 weeks ago. You commies must love this, those who don't agree must go,

I do. What you call a 66% reduction in postings I call a 100% reduction in stupidity and a 100% increase in quality.


So I got high for the first time Saturday. All I could do was giggle and fall off of a couch for about an hour. Is that supposed to happen? I pictured something more mind expanding.

Sticking with bourbon.

Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2012-01-23 02:46 PM |

First few times, yes.

BigBlackDog,

Please try to be less retarded.

Thank you.

"I did not choose the form the Destroyer would take!"

That is as odd as the S on Rodgers. It started out in a thread about rcade replacing it with his favorite female Dem politician. Kind of mocking how most are fat, ugy and stupid looking. Yet he took it the complete opposite extreme and made it Boehner? Then Newt in less than a month? Maybe he is hitting some 40's crisis...

And, bigblack, the threads have been for shit here for months. Since about the time the DR left whole heartedly applauded the sodomizing of Qaddafi. The DR left jumped the shark.

The high volume wet fart that the Nooner became with the three nipple draggers only masked the tragic decline.

"WTF RCADE? LOSE THAT PHOTO I IMPLORE YOU!"

Rogers should use this instead.

www.geeksofdoom.com

"I do. What you call a 66% reduction in postings I call a 100% reduction in stupidity and a 100% increase in quality."

No Zed, danni or donnerboy? What are the odds?

It started out in a thread about rcade replacing it with his favorite female Dem politician

Untrue as it was me who started the thread and made the request. I asked for something more relevant to today as Aretha was so 2009.

No Zed, danni or donnerboy? What are the odds?

#33 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-01-23 02:53 PM

They are still here, but were here before the influx of the Gracies and bayside, so they don't factor into the reduction/increase ratio being discussed.

Gotta agree with K. That close-up makes me want to puke. It looks like a package of raw chicken with eyes.

#32 | Posted by nullifidian at 2012-01-23 02:52 PM | Reply

LMAO... That would be the before November 6th photo. Here is the November 7th. After #45 is elected....

llamabutchers.mu.nu

I still say this photo

www.google.com

Obama's reflection in the TelePrompTer pretty much sums up this place rather well in so many way both pro and anti- Obama.

HEEEYYYYYYYY DR!! So i see you have run everyone out of your site so it's all back to the way you wanted it... HAHAHA and you can only blame yourselves...
#24 | Posted by BigBlackDog

Who is this joker?

one of the reason the dr is slow is that the older posters gang up on the new posters. many are righties who say they are middle of the roaders.

one of the reason the dr is slow is that the older posters gang up on the new posters. many are righties who say they are middle of the roaders.

#40 | Posted by webwrangler at 2012-01-23 03:02 PM

One of the reasons old posters gang up on new posters is because the 'new' posters are often old posters under a new handle.

The only rule: Be nice or be funny.
~ Mr. Cadenhead

Okay, the "debate" between Porky Pig and Richie Rich is on Fox "News" tonight at 9 p.m. EST.

topdocumentaryfilms.com
The Prize: The Epic Quest for Oil, Money and Power 1992

"This exciting and entertaining eight-part series, based on Daniel Yergin’s Pulitzer Prize-winning book, captures the panoramic history of the biggest industry in the world."

Many libertarians regard Social Security and Medicare as welfare handouts and as Ponzi schemes, when in fact these programs are a form of private property.

It is a ponzi scheme. You pay $200 a month into a fund and then get $1800 back, for life?? Doesnt make sense to me. And proceeds are paid out of new people joining and paying more. That is the very definition of a ponzi scheme.

---It started out in a thread about rcade replacing it with his favorite female Dem politician---

Untrue as it was me who started the thread and made the request. I asked for something more relevant to today as Aretha was so 2009.
#34 | Posted by kanrei at 2012-01-23 02:53 PM

Great. The joke I posted was using a similar pic of rcade's favorite politician like one of the fat, ugly female dems to replace Aretha.

#41 | POSTED BY LIVE_OR_DIE AT 2012-01-23 03:03 PM | REPLY | FLAG:
What if you are a real "new" poster? Is it fair to call them names and be dismissive just because you think someone is using an alias? The only proof you have is a consensus of dullards?

#24 | Posted by BigBlackDog

Fuck you. The DR was fine before idiots like you were kicked off other blogs and you came here trying to make this tea noon-hour. It's not. We dont need volume at this site. The nooner used to never make it over 50 posts. Now with "new" poster's, it's over 150? Dont come to this site trying to take over. There are some who have been here for years and we dont appreciate someone waltzing through the back door trying to change rules.

Kanrei -- I thought the Obama teleprompter shot should have been the hands down winner.

I never did understand the significance of the Aretha pic. Weeping Boner is a minor upgrade at best.

How about: a cartoon donkey fucking a cartoon elephant? Or a cartoon elephant fucking a cartoon donkey? Or a cartoon elephant and donkey 69'ing?

Me too.

Pro-Obama:

It is a great photo.
He looks strong in it.
He is leaning Left.

Anti-Obama:

It is a photo of the TelePrompTer with him inside of it.
He is transparent in the photo.
It is a reflection leaning left, so he really is leaning Right.

Drawn tastefully, of course.

"Many libertarians regard Social Security and Medicare as welfare handouts and as Ponzi schemes, when in fact these programs are a form of private property."

Mental midget gymnastics.

So, I come to your house, point a gun at you and demand your money. You hand over money, it is now stolen property. I decide that your neighbor needs some new shoes and give him your money. I then promise you that there's an IOU in a secure account just for you when you retire.

Well, why is this not private property?
1. There is no money there. There's a promise. Promises aren't property, especially when there's no way in hell it can be kept.
2. If there is any property, per the SSA itself, there is no obligation, none, zero, zip, nada, for them to return either your original investment or any interest on said investment.

In what world is compulsory participation in anything "libertarian"?

#48 | POSTED BY RHINOMAXIMUS AT 2012-01-23 03:18 PM | REPLY | FLAG:
" Weeping Boner" sounds like a medical condition.

#50 Bravo! Teleprompter Obama it shall be!

Or a cartoon elephant fucking a cartoon donkey?

Tosser has enough donkey porn..

SS and Medicare were "Ponzi schemes" and "hand outs" to that first generation that took from it without paying in. EVERY OTHER GENERATION HAS INVESTED IN THE PROGRAMS AND ARE ENTITLED TO THEIR MONEY BACK WITH INTEREST.

Had LBJ kept SS as the lock box, then we would not be entitled to as much interest in our investments, but since EVERY PRESIDENT has used it for funding any and everything, then they owe us a reasonable return on our investment.

Not that hard.

Last good threads on this site were the Herman Cain Magic Head Grab threads.

So I got high for the first time Saturday. All I could do was giggle and fall off of a couch for about an hour. Is that supposed to happen? I pictured something more mind expanding.

Sticking with bourbon.

#25 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

Now you know why Hollywood always portrays newbies, frequently straight, older people, giggling hysterically. That doesn't happen to experienced users. Alcohol can hit teetotalers hard as well.

Better for the newb to get out and do stuff while high. Just don't bring much money or your ATM card with you.

Better for the newb to get out and do stuff while high.

I went to an arcade my first time (did I just age myself?) Spent $10 watching those damn cartoons do nothing but die over and over again. I kept forgetting I was supposed to PLAY them, not watch them.

That doesn't happen to experienced users. Alcohol can hit teetotalers hard as well.

#58 | Posted by nullifidian at 2012-01-23 03:30 PM

Interesting. I seriously only took two pulls, and was just useless the rest of the evening. But maybe I shouldn't give up so easily.

I shouldn't give up so easily.

Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2012-01-23 03:38 PM | Reply

No one likes a quitter.

No one likes a quitter.

Posted by SHEEPLESHEPERD at 2012-01-23 03:39 PM

There is a smokeshop in Gainesville called "Smoke."

Their stickers say:

Smoke: nobody likes a quitter

But maybe I shouldn't give up so easily.

Why do you feel compelled to continue?

Tell you what though, it sure put some lead in my pencil. I couldn't be stopped on Sunday.

"I pictured something more mind expanding."

Don't give up so easily, quitter. Try kicking back with a good book next time. I recommend the book that features a character with my user name.

LOD,

Some are smokers and some are drinkers. I don't know how old you are, but if you went this long doing one and not the other and have been happy with your choice, why change?

Not that hard.

#56 | Posted by kanrei at 2012-01-23 03:22 PM | Reply | Flag:

Lock box is full of empty promises (T-bills). If they choose to print to meet their obligations, they might as well have just scrapped the damn thing.

Why do you feel compelled to continue?

#64 | Posted by goatman at 2012-01-23 03:40 PM

I really don't, just messin' around.

Good news, over the holidays I finally got my cast iron dutch oven. When it isn't freezing outside, I'm making the chili, and will post pictures.

Even if you're in the snowbelt, LoD, you gotta get off that couch and get out.

youtu.be

I recommend the book that features a character with my user name.

#66 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2012-01-23 03:42 PM

So you hate him?

That book takes over 500 pages just to get the story started.

why change?

#67 | Posted by kanrei at 2012-01-23 03:43 PM

Who said I'm going to quit drinking? =)

"Brazil Stiffs Obama on Oil Deal, Exposing President's Incompetence"

"President Barack Obama has suffered the second embarrassment over oil imports within the space of a week. Brazil, whose offshore deposits of oil were sought by the Obama administration, has signed contracts with China for the product."

news.yahoo.com

OUCH!

Who said I'm going to quit drinking? =)

Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2012-01-23 03:44 PM

Stunk and/or Droned is no way for a newbie to be.

Stunk: Stoned, then drunk.

Droned: Drunk, then stoned.

Both makes one really stupid and no fun to be around.

if you went this long doing one and not the other and have been happy with your choice, why change?

#67 | Posted by kanrei

Smoking brings a strong anti-nausea component to the drinking gig. I only threw up once in college (49'ers over Dolphins in SuperBowl XIX).

#24 | Posted by BigBlackDog

Who is this joker?

#39 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine

The First Lady?

That book takes over 500 pages just to get the story started.
#71 | Posted by kanrei

I would have said about 300 pages before you even begin to understand what you're reading, and then it's useful to go back and start over, but man, if you do it right, you'll never be the same.

I'm making the chili, and will post pictures.

I look forward to seeeing them.

Did you get the cast iron tripod too?

Both makes one really stupid and no fun to be around.

Posted by kanrei at 2012-01-23 03:45 PM | Reply

... and we know plenty of folks right here that do not need assistance...

#39 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine
The First Lady?
#76 | Posted by wisgod

[Insert my usual WisG response here]

#76 | Posted by wisgod

Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#80 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine

For nearly fifty years I thought a 'dutch oven' was a room, tent, bed cover or other enclosed space filled with noxious fart gas. I ain't stopping now, and I ain't eating nothin' that was cooked that way.

Did you get the cast iron tripod too?

#78 | Posted by goatman at 2012-01-23 03:48 PM

Not yet, but that's a minor expense compared with the oven itself. I expect I'll get one as soon as the snow starts going away.

Didn't you say you cured yours by burning up some pork butt on it?

man, if you do it right, you'll never be the same.

Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2012-01-23 03:47 PM |

True. Are the other books any good? I only read the trilogy.

Didn't you say you cured yours by burning up some pork butt on it?

Yes. three or four pounds of the cheapest, fattiest pork you can find. Cut it up and let it get super hot (over a fire, not inside) until the fat starts smoking. Continue for about 1/2 hour. You'll have good crackling from it if you do it right. Great for crackling cornbread to go with the chili

Didn't you say you cured yours by burning up some pork butt on it?

Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2012-01-23 03:51 PM | Reply

Nah, that was just a drinking accident.

Seriously, pork fat/lard does a great job. High smoke point.

OK LOD,

Do it right.

Find someone with a vaporizer (Volcano the preferred brand)

If using a bong, find someone with a roor.

If smoking a joint, make sure a filter is included.

DO NOT SMOKE OUT OF WOOD OR METAL!

Glass is the only pipe to use.

The Urban Diction confirms my definition:

1. dutch oven 11881 up, 2728 down

The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes

Dave vomited on the sheets when his wife gave him a white castle dutch oven.

2. dutch oven 6282 up, 1824 down

Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.

Jonas nearly crapped his Underoos preparing a Dutch Oven for his special lady!


3. Dutch Oven 1982 up, 1326 down

When you are laying in bed with a "significant other" and you fart then hold her head under the blanket

girl: what did you get me for valentines day
guy: hold on...wait a minute...i got something....DUTCH OVEN!!!!

Look it up for yourself -- 'dutch oven' was the word of the day on March 3, 2011:

www.urbandictionary.com

#87 And pick out the stems and seeds -- they're headaches in the making.


#87 And pick out the stems and seeds -- they're headaches in the making.

Posted by rhinomaximus at 2012-01-23 03:59 PM

The what now? Oh, you smoke regs I take it. I have not seen a seed in years.

#87 | Posted by kanrei

Forget all that, get a coke can, poke some holes and go to town.

30 years old and getting high for the first time?!!!??

No wonder you are fucked up.

No wonder you are fucked up.

#91 | Posted by RexZeitgeist at 2012-01-23 04:01 PM

Hm, good point.

www.gohastings.com
2012 calenders 2.99 free shipping
dutch oven cooking
usscouts.org
"Most of the information has been targeted toward the first time dutch oven user, although, the more experienced cook may find a tidbit or two here and there."

Apple with a foil bowl will get you somewhere better than the coke can. And don't smoke through the aerator screen from your dorm room faucet. I oppose smoking through hot metal. Especially galvanized metal. Or painted metal.

"And pick out the stems and seeds "

What stems and seeds?

Oh you're 30? Forget the dorm room part, but still don't use the faucet aerator for a screen. You're better off just losing some of the loose stuff.

True. Are the other books any good? I only read the trilogy.
#84 | Posted by kanrei

The prequels were entertaining but not adventures in meta-programming. Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy was good, but written in a more disco frame of mind, if you catch my drift, where the Illuminatus held strongly to my hippie sensibilities. Cosmic Trigger Trilogy leaves many walking around the streets with their heads to the floor searching for the $100 bill that is supposed to materialize through the power of thought. Prometheus Rising was good too, but I don't remember much about that one. Others I'm forgetting right now.

#95 You fellas at least gots to have stems, no?

I've always wanted to try the vaporizer route. Interesting to see the endorsement.

Lol, I can see asking every person you know if they have a Roor.

This is the one I have in purple lettering.

www.everyonedoesit.com

It's a good thought Kanrie, but.....

#99 | Posted by rhinomaximus

Don't get an Iolite 2, I wasted $200 on one.

Is there a portable vaporizer worth getting? Ya know, for camping?

www.maryjaneshouseofglass.net

Sustainable is Unsustainable

"Is there a portable vaporizer worth getting? Ya know, for camping?"

Vaporgenie is perfect. Not 100% vaporization like a Volcano, but good enough, with the portability of a pipe.

I recommend the book that features a character with my user name.

#66 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine

Funny you should mention that. I just started it again last week.

I've read it twice but this time, I'm going to read it like tasting fine wine.

Others I'm forgetting right now.

#97 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine

widow's son

I should as well. I read it once in 95 while on dead tour, so I positive I missed a lot of it

wewontfly.com

DHS is spamming in support of the TSA? Cool.

Celine's First Law - National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.

Celine's Second Law - Accurate communication is possible only in a non-punishing situation.

Celine's Third Law - An honest politician is a national calamity.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

widow's son
#107 | Posted by Lipzoidial

What a surprise that's the one you remember. That's one of the prequel stories from the Historical Illuminatus Chronicles.

Wasnt one a murder mystery with Edison or Einstein?

I've read it twice but this time, I'm going to read it like tasting fine wine.
#106 | Posted by Lipzoidial

I actually have a ritual for reading that one.

I only read the one with the newspaper, the sub, the talking dolphin, and the rock concert. The trilogy I am pretty sure it was.

Wasnt one a murder mystery with Edison or Einstein?
#112 | Posted by kanrei

Possibly Schrodinger's Cat. I forget.

Indeed Doc.

When reading the comment it sounded very familiar to something I read here recently.

For my graduation trip, me and some friends went to myrtle beach. There was about 15 of us. Me and this one guy, who was pretty mellow, met up with this one girl. She got in the car with us and we went back to the room to smoke some weed. Along the way, she started to roll the joint. We were already half high. I looked over and she was pulling out the seeds. I said "You dont smoke the seeds"? She said "no". My friend got REALLY pissed off. I had never seen him get mad up until this point. This was back in the day when a dime back was alot of weed, when you could still get them in plastic bags instead of small, manilla envelopes. She got rid of almost half the bag. He put her out of the car right then and there...I used to like it when seeds would burst when the fire got to them. I havent smoke weed in 20 years. I always said when I retire from the military, I was going to smoke alot of weed. Eh, getting to old now I guess...

I remember Atlantis and the hairy vs bald apes too

Celine's First Law - National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
Celine's Second Law - Accurate communication is possible only in a non-punishing situation.
Celine's Third Law - An honest politician is a national calamity.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
#110 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

I do have my moments.

#117 | Posted by boaz

I never know what to make of you.

.I used to like it when seeds would burst when the fire got to them.
#117 | Posted by boaz

Yeah, a real hoot when those flaming seeds tumbled out of the joint, onto your crotch and burned holes in the couch.

Thanks for bringing back that memory, Boaz. It's been a long, long time.

(The dope came in baggies, usually three- or four-finger lids, $10, great stuff. In fact, you could sample pretty freely before deciding to buy. I had a friend, later became a honcho at a large urban fire department, man, he could inhale most of a big, fat joint at one go, get higher than a goddamn kite, pass on buying, and stagger out of the room.)

Thanks for a new steroetype, Boaz.

Black people like to smoke seeds. Well, they don't like to, it's just they're too lazy to pick them out of the bag...

(I felt compelled to say something racial so I didn't disappoint Corky)

www.politico.com

Boston Bruins goalie Tim Thomas snubs Obama's white house invite.

Two things...
1. I respect his stand, but it was a team event, and an NHL tradition, so stfu and go.
2. He's explaining it on his "facebook page", which seems so fucking stupid.

I knew nothing of his politics until this article came out. I like the guy, or what little I knew of him prior to this article. He worked his ass off to get to the nhl. He didn't "make it" until very late in his career. He shares the crease with Rask, a very accomplished goalie, who has at times unseated Boston's #1 netminder, and Thomas never made it a locker-room distraction.

So, while I respect his decision, I think it took away from the spirit of the event, and made him an individual, not a team player.

saw a hooker at the bodaga she had three boxes of steel wool.
i asked her what she needed the steel wool for?
She said its for my crack.
i said thats gotta hurt.

I never know what to make of you.

#120 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine

I smoked alot of weed when I was at my first College before I joined the military.

Thanks for bringing back that memory, Boaz. It's been a long, long time.

Yea, it's been a while for me too.

Thanks for a new steroetype, Boaz.

Black people like to smoke seeds. Well, they don't like to, it's just they're too lazy to pick them out of the bag...

Wow, you are just an encylopedia of Racial harmony. :) I never thought to pick them out. It wasnt out of lazyness, I just wanted to smoke everything in the bag. Back then, add in a forty of Old English and you would be buzzing for at least two hours.

One of my best friends was one of the biggest drug dealers in Winston Salem, N.C. He got busted when I went into the military. He served 10 years fed time. I hardly ever had to pay for weed. Those were the days...

#124 | Posted by webwrangler

LOL....

My aforemention friend had started to sell crack in the early 90's. We would be playing Tunk and Piddy Pat on Fri. and he would be selling crack during the game. Sometimes, we couldnt finish a hand with all the people coming to the door to by crack. People would be coming back two and three times, spending their entire check. I thought to myself, "That's the drug to avoid".

#126 | POSTED BY BOAZ AT 2012-01-23 05:12 PM | REPLY | FLAG
Selling crack will only get you busted. had friends that would take vitamins and piss in it while cooking to make it look yellower. this was early to late 80's lol

#127 | Posted by webwrangler

That will get you killed!

They say a part of Tupac's cremated remains was given to his friends and they smoked him with MJ joints. That's crazy...

DId anyone catch the Tyler moment signing the Star Bangled Banner at the Pats game?

OMGosh--my ears hurt.

Saw him in concert in like 1974/1975 or something. Of course the music is so loud--can't really hear his voice. And he was dancing around with a one piece jump suit on with angel wing sleeves...

He would never get the ticket to Hollywood on American Idol!

#128 | POSTED BY BOAZ AT 2012-01-23 05:26 PM | REPLY | FLAG:
I knew dealers who would by loose seeds to make bags heavier. lol
tupac a day habit. lol

Hey Ray!!!

Did you see that India was going to pay Iran in gold for future oil imports?????

""It's the wrong policy to have," Buffett told Bloomberg Television's Betty Liu in an interview today. "He's not going to pay more than the law requires, and I don't fault him for that in the least. But I do fault a law that allows him and me earning enormous sums to pay overall federal taxes at a rate that's about half what the average person in my office pays."

Buffett, chairman and chief executive officer of Berkshire Hathaway Inc. (BRK/A) , supports Democratic President Barack Obama and said Congress needs to raise taxes on the wealthiest Americans to close the budget deficit. Romney has agreed to release his 2010 tax return tomorrow, under pressure from Republican opponents, after saying he pays about 15 percent. Romney co- founded Boston-based private-equity firm Bain Capital LLC.

"He makes his money the same way I make my money," Buffett said. "He makes money by moving around big bucks, not by straining his back or going to work and cleaning toilets or whatever it may be. He makes it shoving around money."

finance.yahoo.com

#133 | Posted by mOntecOre

so? what's the point?

IMHO, Buffett is the man. Not because he's a bazillionaire, but because he's a bazillionaire and he's down to earth. He lives a modest life. He employs simple principles, such as, 'buy low - sell high'.

A big evening with him is when he and bill gates gets together to play bridge. If he told me it was going to rain apples and oranges, I'd go get a bushel basket.


Boaz, WTF is Tunk and Piddy-Pat?

Sine yo pitty on the runny kine

#135 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL AT 2012-01-23 06:56 PM | REPLY | FLAG

""Tonk" is sort of a variation on "Rummy," but with the additions of wagers and calling of "Tonk." You are tasked with trying to create runs and ranks in which you can lay down in front of you or play off other players' runs and ranks. The person to rid their hand of cards wins the wager set at the beginning of the game, or the hand. Play as many hands as you like, even without stakes."

Read more: How to Play the Card Game "Tonk" | eHow.com www.ehow.com

"so? what's the point?
#134 | Posted by Lipzoidial"

The point is, the system needs to be reformed so that people who "push big bucks around" pay the same marginal rate as those who "strain their back" to make money. The point is, Buffett is right, and Romney and his buddies are wrong.

That's because you're confusing politics with business.

Politics, in my opinion, is nothing more than deception and fraud. Businesses wouldn't survive if their were run that way.

Tuesday, the day that President Barack Obama will deliver the State of the Union address, also marks the 1,000th day since Senate Democrats last proposed a budget plan.

Obama will talk about "making sure that everyone does their fair share". Is everyone, including the Obamas, Jeffrey Immelt, Warren Buffet, the Hollywood liberals, etc. doing theirs? Are you, if you are a liberal? Typical Marxist rhetoric.
He will say that everyone needs to play by the same rules? Does he mean like Solyndra, the DOJ, GE, he WS donors, the unions?
Only in the Banana Republic of the United States of Obama!

This is the best 'gettin stoned' song ever.

Vanilla Fudge - Season of the Witch

"So, while I respect his decision, I think it took away from the spirit of the event, and made him an individual, not a team player."
#123 | Posted by 101Chairborne

He is an individual who is part of a team and has contributed to that team in a big way. His choice in no way should reflect a non-team spirit.

#140 | Posted by patriotwoman23

hey pw, how's work? you eatin' regular? got your bills all paid up?
husband and kids all warm and happy?

"That's because you're confusing politics with business.
Politics, in my opinion, is nothing more than deception and fraud. Businesses wouldn't survive if their were run that way."
#139 | Posted by Lipzoidial
Big business is politics and politics is big business united at the hip through lobbying and campaign contributions.

yes, therein lies the problem.

it transcends either politics or business and becomes this whole other level of corruption.

#143 | Posted by Lipzoidial
Why, of course. How are those sores on your nuts? YIKES! You do know that there are very effective treatments for that toe fungus and the tooth rot. Hope all is getting better in your world. ;)

So how do we the people stop the corruption? Can we?

I'd love to change the world

So how do we the people stop the corruption? Can we?

#147 | Posted by patriotwoman23

Stop being corrupt.

Those people we send to washington, they are us. we suck.

How about dismantling Washington and turn governing over to the individual states? The only thing worth holding on to in Washington is the military which is called to "provide for the common defense". Everything is costing us into oblivion.

I agree Lip, what we have in Washington IS a reflection of us. Even the descent ones that go to Washington (Jimmy Stewart in Mr. Smith Goes to Washington) become just more of the same with their dirty hands all over our money while regulating us into abject poverty. They are also turning brother against brother, and sister against sister. Or is that another part of our human stupidity? Both, in my view.

I believe that average Americans just want to raise their families, provide for themselves, help others, enjoy life, and have the opportunity to better our stock in life. While we all fight like a dysfunctional family on here, we are all left with the same things (and this is not just a liberal versus conservative thing) at the end of the day....fear for our families, hope for a better future for our children, and to leave this life a little better for being a part of it.

You don't get it, do you? It's not real. It's an illusion, custom made, and stamped with an official stamp.

If you can print money, in order to create inflation, then why can't you just add (or subtract) a few zeros?

Have you ever asked yourself why a cabbage used to cost a nickle, now costs 2 dollars? I don't mean duirng any pres. admin, but just in general why prices and salaries escalate numerically, while actual value stays the same?

Is this a country of us and them or just us?
Should we care about every child?
Or just care about our families?

#154 | Posted by webwrangler

damn, dude, wtf kind of question is that? of course you have to care about every child.

jeff healey - i got a line on you

#152 | Posted by patriotwoman23

what makes you think all that crazy shit is not the real shit?

Oh I agree with you Lipzoidial. Income use to go hand in hand with the cost of living. Not anymore, but is that supply and demand economics or run away greed by private industry and government allowing it?

Your #1 concern is naturally your own children. That is natural in the animal kingdom and in man's nature.

fleetwood mac - silver springs

#156 | Posted by Lipzoidial
Wasn't he blind? Damn good song! Makes me think of blues/Allman Brothers style. Did he pass away and from what?

#155 I care about my children a whole bunch more than yours.

#155 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL AT 2012-01-23 08:41 PM | REPLY | FLAG:
Some people say all I really care about at the end of the day is my family. So if all I care about are my children and not yours so much then we will have children, through no fault of their own, falling through.
So yes we should care about all children. Thanks for the healying. lol

#159 | POSTED BY PATRIOTWOMAN23 AT 2012-01-23 08:45 PM | REPLY | FLAG:
This is the definition of original sin.

#160 | Posted by Lipzoidial
Had all their "albums". I am a huge classic rock fan. Am not sure if you are old enough to remember this, but for some reason this has always been one of my favorites. A stoner song from that period and I am a huge war history buff.

www.youtube.com

Income use to go hand in hand with the cost of living. Not anymore...

#158 | Posted by patriotwoman23

Not true. a cabbage still costs 5 min work, or whatever it works out to.

You work in a field that is pretty recession-proof. if you were a telegraph operator in 1870, you probably could make a good living. not so much in the 21st century.

a lot of the bitterness you percieve nowadays is from people that are basically telegraph operators. the system has crushed them and squirted them out. And that phenomenon is going to get worse over the next 20 years.

if you only based your opinions on your own circumstances, i'll bet you would sing a different tune (bills paid, husband and kids warm and fed, etc...).

Ever heard this song?

Ozark Mtn Daredevils - EE Lawson

Blackfield - It's Cloudy Now

#164 | Posted by webwrangler
Are you speaking biblically? What do you mean?

www.youtube.com

Robert Randolph plays Voodoo Child at ExploreMusic

#166 | Posted by Lipzoidial
You perhaps don't know anyone working in the healthcare field. We are down to a skeleton crew, and my job is also on the line right know since the medical industry is preparing for the Obamacare regulatory and budgetary mess. Doctors at large hospitals that I know are retiring early, and conditions are becoming very sad even for privately owned hospitals.

God, what ever happened to all the classic rock bands? I love this old stuff! It is pure classic!

Getting kicked off by the teen. ARHGHGHGH!

#173 | POSTED BY PATRIOTWOMAN23 AT 2012-01-23 09:13 PM | REPLY | FLAG
check the friday night music thread.
www.drudge.com

#173 - thank her for me.

"Former Kerry Staffer Charged with Leaking Top Secret Information"

newsbusters.org

The news keeps on coming:

"Secret 2008 Memo to Barack Obama reveals White House knew Stimulus was a partisan scam"

"The Stimulus Had Nothing to Do With Reviving the Economy, It Was Designed To Reward Allies and Implement Left-Wing Policies - "The short-run economic imperative was to identify as many campaign promises or high priority items that would spend out quickly and be inherently temporary. … The stimulus package is a key tool for advancing clean energy goals and fulfilling a number of campaign commitments."

directorblue.blogspot.com

Of course we already figured this out early on.

Are you saying his story isn't used to recruit? you are pretty fast calling names. please get a clue and if you wan't discourse i'm here.
If you can get your mind off your "Hero's" nutsack that is. this is what is called projecting your homo erotic lust for this man .

The Annual State of the Union Drinking Game (Vanity)
Teleprompter Of The United States | January 24, 2012 | TOTUS
Posted on Tue Jan 24 2012 05:53:16 GMT-0800 (Pacific Standard Time) by Charles Henrickson

OK, gang, it's time for our annual SOTU drinking game. When the Teleprompter of the United States says WHICH words or phrases, will we drink up? For instance:

"my"
"the middle-class"
"working men and women"
"Gabby"
"American hero"
"my"
"the recovery"
"We've made great progress."
"Let's finish the job."
"Let's put Americans back to work."
"creating jobs"
"lowered taxes"
"the wealthiest among us"
"bipartisanship"
"my"

Sounds like GasHouse got an early start on the drinking part of the game.

What, no "Goofy" or "shtupp"?

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