Well, I guess that theory was full of holes.

The hell you say..

-Gacieamazed

"scientists still can't definitively find the G-spot,"

Sorry Zat, ;)

Oh boy, this thread again.

G-spot was a made up phenom that a lot of people bought into without understanding it's genesis.

That sed, attempts to find the non-existent g-spot have not all ended tragically.

Particularly not from the male POV.

^__^

"Good for the blood circulation.
Good for releasing the tension.
The root of all reincarnation".

/Better not be obscure.

Be Well.

So the G-spot joins Bigfoot, aliens and Dubya voters in the annals of that which cannot be found?

God DAMN you, Kilchevsky.

The one thing that got guys curious enough to spend more than 8.5 nanoseconds on foreplay, and you have to screw it up.

How long did you have to search the internet to find this gem to try and convince your wife that it wasn't your fault she couldn't appreciate your efforts Rogers?

#4 | Posted by dethspud
"attempts to find the non-existent g-spot have not all ended tragically."

Nonsense! Most of my attempts to find it have ended very well! ;)

#9 LFMAO that's gr8!

The left and right need to put their differences aside. That's a science project worth funding, for the sake of science.

The left and right need to put their differences aside. That's a science project worth funding, for the sake of science.

I'm going to start looking for the H, I, and J spots immediately

The one thing that got guys curious enough to spend more than 8.5 nanoseconds on foreplay, and you have to screw it up.

#6 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore at 2012-01-21 10:10 PM | Reply | Flag:Still wondering where that .5 nanosecond went.

FF for Mary and nutcase--truly. lol

From the article--

"We don't even have orgasm all figured out yet, I don't why we would expect to have the G-spot figured out," Herbenick said.

------

That pretty much sums it up---;o)

G-Spot Does Not Exist
Posted by rcade a

Bull-fucking-shit.

Then what is that spot I hit? Must be some alphabet! More like the O-spot!

"Then what is that spot I hit?"

#15 | POSTED BY EDDIE

The wet spot after you've rolled her in flour?

Then what is that spot I hit?

It was a turd. You were really in an ass. "She" didnt have a pussy, Eddie...

Then what is that spot I hit?

It would be called your right pinky.

Over the years I've known both kinds of women - those who have it and those who have not.

haves and have-nots. that was funny.

According to the Lesbian Research Center in West Hollywood California. but if you ask Bubba Clinton I'm sure you will get an argument to the contrary.

~dawk
My G spot is that dimple on my chin.

Okie, dokie, Doc. You used to tell me, my vitamins were worthless too!

No matter your justification for your poor performance NONE OF IT will fly with men that know what they're doing with and to their women. Just like a great musician does his best on a great instrument, so is it with a woman.

I select the best woman, and she blames me for her best orgasms.

YOU HAVE BEEN EDUCATED WELL BEYOND YOUR LEVEL OF INTELLIGENCE DOCTOR, LEARN THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD AND DO THE EXPERIMENT.

Another propaganda attempt to destroy the family by destroying a couple's potential connection. Wilhelm Wundt would be proud of you!

I can make a woman orgasm in about ten seconds motivated or not with her G-Spot. So time per say, is irrelevant, sex is not sport, it's a way to communicate to each other and form a bond that'll potentially create a family. Yikes! Create a family, this has to be destroyed so freedom can be eliminated.

My G spot is that dimple on my chin.
Only it's not my chin.
It's my cheek
#22 | Posted by phesterOBoyle

The one thing that got guys curious enough to spend more than 8.5 nanoseconds on foreplay, and you have to screw it up.

#6 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore

foreplay is for pussies!

What is there to be curious about? It's the same god damn woman I've been sleeping with for years and years.

I don't need to go exploring. I know where all the buttons and switches are.

Now, I must admit that if there was a 'get up and go fix me a sandwich' spot, I might go lookin' for it.

Besides, a womans orgasm is something that i stopped thinking about a long time ago. You can't predict them and you certainly can't force them. And sometimes, they won't even tell you when they've had them, so the guy will keep sawing away.....

I think women should be forced, by law, to sing 'O Sole Mio' whenever they get off.

#26

Probably the wisest post any of us will see here all year.

#26 | Posted by Lipzoidial

I think you should suggest that to Washington. I'm sure they can come up with the "The G-Spot Enhancement Act" otherwise known as the "O Sole Mio" bill. Hell everything else is regulated why not regulate Orgasms. Obama could appoint a "Czar of Sexual Gratification" position. I hear Bill Clinton is available?

According to the Lesbian Research Center in West Hollywood California. but if you ask Bubba Clinton I'm sure you will get an argument to the contrary.

#21 | Posted by drudgefudge at 2012-01-22 04:10 AM | Reply | Flag:STUCK IN THE PAST --THERE IS A NEW PIG IN TOWN NAMED NEWT....

Hell, can't find the "G" spot???

I have enough trouble finding the clitoris... that's "when" I can get laid at all...

"G"spot... another reason to feel inadequate in bed, just what I need... do girly parts come with a manual?

do girly parts come with a manual?

I got off, who the fuck cares about her??

Good news! Now I can stop looking and resume my search for Bigfoot.

I have enough trouble finding the clitoris...
#31 | Posted by CaptOfUranus

...........try screwing girls............

#32 | Posted by goatman

........good link............

Good news! Now I can stop looking and resume my search for Bigfoot.

Should be easier now that you're downstairs sleeping on the couch, not upstairs sleeping in the bedroom.

Ask Danforth where Bigfoot is Rogers cause Dan knows EVERYTHING! I just hope he doesn't own the copyrights cause you know how sore he gets about royalties

#35 Sizzicks...

Ah... thanks for the advice...

So, you're saying screwing my hand won't help???

foreplay is for pussies!

#26 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2012-01-22 07:38 AM | Reply | Flag:

You said a mouthful there, dude!

foreplay is for pussies!

#26 | Posted by Lipzoidial

You said a mouthful there, dude!

#40 | POSTED BY HOSER

Lipz always was a cunning linguist.

Be Well.

/Guy walks into a barber shop and asks the barber "Hey, do you cut women's hair too?"

//Barber looks confused but says "Not ordinarily, but I guess we could. Why do you ask?"

///Guy says "Great, cos I've got a blonde one stuck between my front two teeth and it's been driving me nuts all morning".

"foreplay is for pussies!"

No argument there. A half hour goes fast...

"you know how sore he gets about royalties"

Whereas you know how sore Jest gets about paying for what he steals.

#26 "Besides, a womans orgasm is something that i stopped thinking about a long time ago. You can't predict them and you certainly can't force them. And sometimes, they won't even tell you when they've had them, so the guy will keep sawing away...."

If you don't know--she didn't cum. Seriously, are you paying attention at all?

Italian foreplay:

- Snap fingers
- Point at crotch
- Say "YO!"

That pretty much sums it up---;o)

#14 | POSTED BY MURPHY AT 2012-01-22 12:02 AM | REPLY | FLAG: (Choose)

G-Spot Does Not Exist Posted by rcade a

Bull-fucking-shit.

Then what is that spot I hit?Must be some alphabet! More like the O-spot!

#15 | POSTED BY EDDIE AT 2012-01-22 12:04 AM

Maybe it was a dingle berry that dislodged! LMFAO!

Or a vaginal wart! LOL! Ahhhhh!

"More like the O-spot!"

Sure it wasn't the o-ring or the nozzle?

Are you sure you weren't feeling some cross dresser's prostate? LOL

The alarm bell?

Just Joking! I just can't believe somebody funded this, but it would have been fun to be a fly on the wall while they were doing the MRI's!

Panic button?

Escape hatch access switch?

Pod bay latching switch?

Maybe if the brought in the ship from the fantastic voyage they could find it!

From macro to micro in just a few posts. Ain't the internets great?

Yes it is! Logging out, my shift is over! Time to have a couple beers! LOL

I'm a nurse and take care of quads on vents in their homes! Pretty boring most of the time, but it pays the bills! And I won't lose my job!

We could go nano!

Keep up the good works.

The g spot may not exist..but just like God...I think I'll keep looking for it just in case.

shows science still can't definitively find the G-spot,

They are probably male scientists.

"Don't forget to go prepared, Danforth"

All in the name of science, Doc. All in the name of science.

Just remember the dedicated spelunkers' cry: "Watch out beloooooow!"

There may not be a G-spot, but the clitoris doesn't just start and stop at the little button on the outside of the vagina. You can reach in and rub the upper wall to stimulate it more fully. If you can manage to rub the upper wall from both the outside and inside all while performing cunnilingus you will have a very happy woman.

Possibly NSFW...

That's NOT what she said.

#65 | POSTED BY LIVE_OR_DIE AT 2012-01-23 11:17 AM | REPLY | FLAG:

...that's what I thought the G-spot was; the inside.

...that's what I thought the G-spot was; the inside.

#67 | Posted by soheifox at 2012-01-23 03:17 PM