Stuff Obama supporters say,,,

1. Where my check be at.

2. Dis be a stickup.

3. What up dawg.

#1 | POSTED BY ATAXPAYER
No race baiting there, eh? *sarcasm button*...push

"He's not saying it, but he's thinking it and he'll do it after he's reelected."

I remember that one before the last election.

It was Obamas decision to get us out of Iraq. He tried to keep us there, but when the iraqi's told him no, he decided to leave.

"He's a good player in a bad game."

He had to pass the Patriot Act Pt 2

He had no choice but to keep gitmo open.

He had no choice but to extend the Bush Tax Cuts.

He had no choice but to assassinate an american citizen sans trial.

His balls are fabulous.

He's a centrist!

He's a constitutional scholar!

Is that a polyp?

You can put that in my shit pipe.

Obama is a pathetic loser, miserable failure, race baiter, racist, and class baiter.

That's what I have to say, I don't give a shit about Obama voters who fucked this country by electing this clown.

Maybe ya'all Obama haters should take a pause for a moment, set aside your sour grapes attitude and LOOK at the grain, the seed of greatness that is in this man who is OUR President.

I am all goose bumpy!

Posted by donnerboy at 2008-02-05 01:42 PM

It's the __________ fault!*

*Insert any of the following: Republicans, GOP's, MIC's, Oil Companies, gridlock, Bushes, Bush Administration's, Tea Party's, Wall Street, Hedge Funds, Banks, Pentagon's, DOD, CIA, Saudi's, Muppets... pretty much anyone but Obama, his administration or the Democrats works.

#12 | Posted by Jak_Se_Mao

He used to dump seed in Reggie's bunger, till Magilla put the hammer down.

It's Friday Night, and I have nothing better going on so I'll be here rocking to the friday night music threads as usual! Being a social outcast is kewl!

That's what I have to say, I don't give a shit about Obama voters.

#11 | Posted by RexZeitgeist at 2012-01-20 04:11 PM | Reply | Flag

@#$%%#! Where's my free cheese?

Bitch, where's my muthafuckin' change?

Does an ass hymen regrow?

Stuff GOP Supporters Say:

Maybe in 2016?

Are you done with that issue of Ass Frenzy yet?

I'm a stupid sack of shit who alternately kisses Rogers ass like a bitch and molests little boys. Sandusky is my hero and my clothes smell like vomit.

I'm jealous that I can't particpate in the Friday Night Music thread, because everyone that posts their knows I am a worthless douche.

#16 | Posted by 101Chairfraud

Lol, your jelaousy is shomwing little sister, don't make me bring JSG out of retirment to crack you like an egg, again.

Hahahaha, fucking poof.

Hope (I don't have to get a job) and (do you have any spare) Change?

Stuff rtards say:

He's Bush lite! Bush's 3rd term!

That's on MWF. The rest of the week:

He's a radical Marxist!

Does an ass hymen regrow?

#19 | Posted by 101Chairborne

Keep clicking your heels gutsack, I don't think it will do you any good when the first molestation case goes to trial.

Holy shit, Wex is displaying some serious hurt in this thread.

Stuff rtards say:

I was wondering who was going to be the first to showcase their intellect with "I know you are, but what am I?"

I thought it as going to taste like chocoalte!

I was wondering who was going to be the first to showcase their intellect with "I know you are, but what am I?"

#27 | Posted by goatman at 2012-01-20 04:21 PM

Lucky for BillOfidian, that would be Darth in #20.

I was wondering who was going to be the first to showcase their intellect with "I know you are, but what am I?"

I guess ole Hu Wan Lee is making JWPussy clean beakers at the lab today.

He's usually the first.

Stuff Obama supporters say: "We won!" "Four more years!"

Keep clicking your heels gutsack,

I'm not taking sides, but this made me LMAO.

I'm not taking sides, but this made me LMAO.

#32 | Posted by DARTHCHENEY

I don't even know what it means. Seriously.

Stuff Obama supporters say: "We won!" "Four more years!"

#31 | Posted by danni at 2012-01-20 04:23 PM

Sadly, that was in 2008...

Darth thinks that means "Lick my ass out."

Boy, that Michelle sure is tough on luggage!

Lucky for BillOfidian, that would be Darth in #20.

shhh -- I'm trolling for dull

Hi, I am AU, want to help me put this sofa in my windowless van?

I am a professional musician, head of my union, a tax preparer and by bowels process silk as a hobby!

Obama voters live in bizarre fantasy world, even though Obama has lied to them about every single thing he said was or was going to do, they cling to the rorschach fantasy of what they 'hoped' he would be.

Obama is an empty suit, a crass Chicago style politican who will do anything to attain and maintain power, many pople who voted for this jabronee have woken up, it's time for the fanatics to clear their eyes and see this guy for what he really is.

shhh -- I'm trolling for dull

#37 | Posted by goatman at 2012-01-20 04:28 PM

Don't waste your time, he knows he's a follower, he's probably surfing Democraticunderground for a snappy reply.

#36 -- funny on two levels. Good one. I wonder if the "youngsters" will get it.

#38 is killing me!

#36 -- funny on two levels. Good one. I wonder if the "youngsters" will get it.

#42 | Posted by goatman

You mean there's another angle other than the fact she travels a lot? I wouldn't know, because I have 2 dumps...

"he's probably surfing Democraticunderground for a snappy reply."

Are you kidding? Those punks are a bunch of wimpy liberals. I go to anarchist.com for my material.

'How do we get Hillary to run?'

Who let wrecks in the bathhouse?

I'm going to start dumping these racist headlines.

Are you kidding? Those punks are a bunch of wimpy liberals. I go to anarchist.com for my material.

#45 | Posted by nullifidian at 2012-01-20 04:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

No wonder your always so disorganized.

mY doGs aRe BaRKIng!

#49 | Posted by ExpsRedemption

Go be the turd in a punchbowl some other place...

Do you know how hard it is to eat Fudge Rounds and do a radio show?

OOPS

Extra Crispy, Biscuits and Corn on the Cob.

I luff latch-key kids!

Fraudburn, don't you have a job?

I don't want to know the particulars of your fucked up life, but you sit on this blog for 10 hours a day right in the middle of normal work hours.

Do you do anything other then post here, collect welfare, and wait by the mail box for your EBT card?

Barry!

Why you can't fix unka Yang-Yang's DUI, boy?!

your...

#49 | Posted by ExpsRedemption at 2012-01-20 04:40 PM | Reply | Flag:

"you're" or "your points are"

Do you do anything other then post here, collect welfare, and wait by the mail box for your EBT card?

#56 | Posted by RexZeitgeist

Yes. Every Friday night, while you spend your evening here, I go out and socailize with people. It's crazy, I know.

Now back to the thread...

By 'socalize' you mean get completely drunk, shit your pants, then puke on yourself?

Give me a break gutsack, to you 'socialize' means sneaking into your nephews bedroom.

Boy, that Michelle sure is tough on luggage!
#36 | Posted by 101Chairborne

That was WRONG.

*wraps chair with a ruler.

I'm 6'4", 210lbs and use to play Linebacker and Tight End. I could kick your ass, and I used to love pantsuits.

and I'm a vegetarian

"Clinton for VP"

I'm going on Maury to test the 11th man and find out if he my baby daddy...

That's an obvious tu quoque fallacy, Willard!!!

He had to pass the Patriot Act Pt 2
He had no choice but to keep gitmo open.
He had no choice but to extend the Bush Tax Cuts.
He had no choice but to assassinate an american citizen sans trial.
His balls are fabulous.
#6 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2012-01-20 04:04 PM

Ooh! The coveted "Unconscious Drooling Sleep Bandit" FF!

Does an ass hymen regrow?
#19 | Posted by 101Chairborne
Keep clicking your heels gutsack, I don't think it will do you any good when the first molestation case goes to trial.
#25 | Posted by RexZeitgeist at 2012-01-20 04:20 PM

DAMNED! "Well Played Gape 'n' Rape" FF!

One strangely awesome hater thread, iraqibukkake.

Boy, that Michelle sure is tough on luggage!
#36 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2012-01-20 04:28 PM

Arg.. isn't this the, uh, third time you've posted the "luggage" joke? It only works because we've seen the commercial, you bitch. No FF award for this one.

"You mean he lied to me again".

"Obama keeps throwing me under his bus and I have tread marks all over me. I'm hoping for a "goodyear" next year.

Arg.. isn't this the, uh, third time you've posted the "luggage" joke? It only works because we've seen the commercial, you bitch. No FF award for this one.

#68 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2012-01-20 07:17 PM | Reply

"I'll voted for Obungler no matter what since I'm your typical humorless lefty".

redblightbot.

Arg.. isn't this the, uh, third time you've posted the "luggage" joke? It only works because we've seen the commercial, you bitch. No FF award for this one.
#68 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2012-01-20 07:17 PM | Reply
"I'll voted for Obungler no matter what since I'm your typical humorless lefty".
redblightbot.
#70 | Posted by matsop at 2012-01-20 07:43 PM

I told him "it works because".. I get it, it's funnyish but this isn't the first time it's been used.

I only got through about five quotes before I stopped it.

What kind of stupid shit is this and why is it posted?

"This morning, the Muslim Brotherhood warned that if the United States continues meddling in Egypt , Libya and other Middle East troubled areas, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.

If this drastic action does not yield immediate results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more U.S. Presidents.

It's gonna get ugly out there".

The elitist conservatives spitting on anyone with a different opinion. no surprises here.

What kind of stupid shit is this ...

Some fun at your messiah's expense

...and why is it posted?

To get people like you panties in a wad. Seems to have worked.

The bummer is, there's very little funny in this thread. Going for the obvious does not make for good humor.

At least Chair tried with the Samsonite reference. Didn't make me laugh, but it was a good effort.

And of course, some of you actually believe the tripe you post about what Obama supporters (all of them?) say. And then you'll turn around and yell "Broad brusher!" when someone does what you're doing but aims it at one of "your guys (or gals)."

What kind of stupid shit is this and why is it posted?

#72 | Posted by jpw at 2012-01-21 02:07 AM | Reply |

Because when candidate Obama ran, there was no resume and minimal accomplishments and his supporters thought he walked on water and bought into the hype and other non-character issues. So now that he has a resume and is walking in his snorkel gear on the bottom of the lake, it's easy for conservatives with a sense of humor to poke fun at the humorless doofuses that voted for him and still try to justify his position.

-conservatives with a sense of humor

Oxymoron Warning.

-conservatives with a sense of humor

Oxymoron Warning.

Not necessarily. There were a handful who voted for Obama

This will be a part of my ongoing series of troll threads in honor of Moder8.

As a result, I will now give the Moder8 canned response of incredulity:

"I had no idea this would be considered trolling...I thought this would be a legitimate discussion of Obama's shortcomings and how Obama voters rationalize their positions. Sorry you think it's trolling. My brother-in-law thought it was an excellent question for discussion."

-conservatives with a sense of humor

Oxymoron Warning.

#78 | Posted by Corky at 2012-01-21 10:39 AM | Reply

Well, based on the postings on this thread, I notice a lot of conservatives with a sense of humor and a few lefties whining and grumping while applying neosporin to their wounds.

This will be a part of my ongoing series of troll threads in honor of Moder8.

As a result, I will now give the Moder8 canned response of incredulity:

#80 | Posted by IraqiBukkake at 2012-01-21 11:09 AM | Reply

Iraqi, come to think of it, I've not seen a Moder8 post for some time. Has he been banned from the universe or just DR.

"I had no idea this would be considered trolling...I thought this would be a legitimate discussion of Obama's shortcomings and how Obama voters rationalize their positions. Sorry you think it's trolling. My brother-in-law thought it was an excellent question for discussion."

#80 | Posted by IraqiBukkake at 2012-01-21 11:09 AM

LMAO

Iraqi, come to think of it, I've not seen a Moder8 post for some time. Has he been banned from the universe or just DR.

No Mats, it's far more pathetic than that...

"So now that he has a resume and is walking in his snorkel gear on the bottom of the lake, it's easy for conservatives with a sense of humor to poke fun at the humorless doofuses that voted for him and still try to justify his position."

They're not "doofuses," they're "progressives" and they voted for him because Princess Pelosi said God sent him to lead us and he gave Apostle Chris Matthews thrills up his leg. I think Doc_Sorryvis even sprouted a woody whenever Obammus Caesar appeared on TV.

You're getting more dimly-witted with each day that passes.

So far only one lib has actually posted some stuff Obama supporters say, and that was danni's pathetic "We won" and "four more years" LMAO

Are things really that bad? The one termer can't get more than one of his polishers on Drudge to post something positive? Too bad, was looking forward to the laughs if one actually had something...

Some fun at your messiah's expense

Except he's not my messiah because I don't support him and want to see him gone in November. Try again.

Oh, and what's with calling him messiah? How come you're following the crowd with that one?

To get people like you panties in a wad. Seems to have worked.

Swing and a miss.

Oh, and what's with calling him messiah? How come you're following the crowd with that one?

It's just one of the dozen or so names I switch between. If I was "following the crowd", I would have suddenly started using it the same day everyone else did, e.g. the Willard thing. It didn't happen that way.

Swing and a miss indeed. LOL

#89 | Posted by goatman at 2012-01-21 02:33 PM | Reply | Flag: Willard!!!

Yes dull, I see you. I also saw your last 6 or 7 "Willards". Don't think you aren't getting the attention you want just because I'm not responding. I'm watching, so don't worry.

If I was "following the crowd", I would have suddenly started using it the same day everyone else did, e.g. the Willard thing. It didn't happen that way.

We'll never know, will we?

We'll never know, will we?

"We" should. I just told you.

I would have suddenly started using it the same day everyone else did, e.g. the Willard thing. It didn't happen that way.

#89 | Posted by goatman at 2012-01-21 02:33 PM

Don't forget "Rmoney" or "EROI", which the parrots all started using almost simutaneously.

Wonder what "clever" saying TPM/Democraticunderground/
DailyKos is going to come up with next?

#94 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2012-01-21 02:52 PM | Reply | Flag:

Willard!!!

Whatever...Rmoney is fucking awesome.

Stuff GOP supporters say...

"Obama is an empty suit, do-nothing, just-like Bush, incompetent, in-over-his-head evil mastermind who is single-handedly destroying the United States in order to turn it into Atheist/Muslin Socialist Commune where gay marriage and abortions are mandatory for 5 year olds".

Obama is a moderate.

A centrist and a pragmatist who's playing a long game very skillfully in light of the intense and insane opposition/ obstructionism he faces.

He's basically the best moderate centrist conservative the US has had as POTUS since Clinton shifted the Dem party to the right back in the 90s.

The radical RW wingnuts are as devoid of good ideas as they are ethics.

Divisive regressive social issues and an economic plan with a track record of FAIL is all they got.

Good luck with that in 2012.

GObama '12.

Be Well.

94--Kinda like the Alinsky nonsense, eh? People on both sides are sheep. Said sheepiness is not owned by left or by right. Morons exist all over the spectrum.

#80 | POSTED BY IRAQIBUKKAKE AT 2012-01-21 11:09 AM | REPLY | FLAG:

you'll have your chris rock moment sometime.

#80 | POSTED BY IRAQIBUKKAKE AT 2012-01-21 11:09 AM
you'll have your chris rock moment sometime.
#99 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2012-01-21 11:54 PM

You're so white titanium dioxide absorbs ultraviolet photons bouncing off you.

You're so white you increase the Earth's albedo .5 degrees - at night.

You're so white snow looks eggshell in comparison - almost bone.

You're so white albinos hunt you for copyright infringement.

You're so white vampires don't even bother.

You're so white Wonderbread wants you as a mascott. (they do make that stuff still, right?)

You're so white goth girls constantly offer sex.. uh, hmm.

You're so white you have a great job, three cars and a vacation house?

You're so white Odin mistakes you for Frigg.. and then swaps you in a Valhalla orgy? I dunno.

You're so white Al Gore looks like Al Green when standing next to you - topical, ha! Nailed it!:]

"At least Chair tried with the Samsonite reference."

Wasn't it American Tourister?

101--Well, what the fuck. Vernon got me. Vernon. I mean, really. I am ashamed.