Average Executive/Owner, You're Going Straight To The Top

Average Executive/Owner, You're Going Straight To The Top

#1 | Posted by DARTHCHENEY at 2012-01-20 02:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

Umm... if you are an executive/owner... you are at the top. Are you really this lacking in mental capacity?

darthcheney is good for at least one unintentionally hilarious post per day.

Jesus Christ.

Who's the marketing wienie that wrote this article? Sounds like some kind of inane self-help bullshit from Suzie Orman.

Jesus Christ.

#4 | Posted by wisgod at 2012-01-20 02:28 PM | Reply | Flag:

That is a good point. An executive that went right to the bottom to help people realize they were looking in the wrong direction, thus helping them get to the top, where he returned preparing their offices for them.

The original "Undercover Boss".

The original "Undercover Boss".
#6 | POSTED BY EXPSREDEMPTION

Jesus hardly made himself out as "undercover". In fact it was his boasting of being the messiah and God's only son that got him up on the cross. If came down "undercover", he would never have been as successful as he has been.

.... in order to keep up, your entire mentality about work has to change just as quickly.
Unfortunately, most people aren't adapting fast enough to this change in the workplace, ....
POSTED BY EDDIE AT 01:50 PM | 7 COMMENTS | PERMALINK | COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY |

You must accept that you will not be paid as much for what you do. You must accept that the CEO will be paid much much more than he ever has for what he does. You must accept that you are being compared to Chinese workers. You must accept that management is comparing themselves to anyone paid more than they are. You must accept that we are potentially voting into the presidency a man who thinks $375,000 is not that much money. You must accept that this is America and that your inability to reach your goals will be entirely on your own head, no matter what the reality is.

America and that your inability to reach your goals will be entirely on your own head, no matter what the reality is.

#8 | POSTED BY BRUCEBANNER AT 2012-01-20 04:09 PM | REPLY | FLAG

Get back to work Widget.

You must accept that this is America and that your inability to reach your goals will be entirely on your own head, no matter what the reality is.

#8 | POSTED BY BRUCEBANNER AT 2012-01-20 04:09 PM

Sounds like you did not get promotion to fry cook at BK?

#9, #10. Still at work on this lovely Friday night gentlemen. BTW, there's nothing wrong with working at BK. An honest job is nothing to be ashamed about.

#8 | POSTED BY BRUCEBANNER AT 2012-01-20 04:09 PM | REPLY | FLAG'

Ding! We have a winner!

your inability to reach your goals will be entirely on your own head, no matter what the reality is.

#8 | Posted by BruceBigot at 2012-01-20 04:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

That is the reality, dumbass. It always has been.

You must accept that you will not be paid as much for what you do. You must accept that the CEO will be paid much much more than he ever has for what he does. You must accept that you are being compared to Chinese workers. You must accept that management is comparing themselves to anyone paid more than they are. You must accept that we are potentially voting into the presidency a man who thinks $375,000 is not that much money. You must accept that this is America and that your inability to reach your goals will be entirely on your own head, no matter what the reality is.

#8 | Posted by BruceBanner

Ouch!

It must be painful to be you. Actually, anyone who is a union worker is a pathetic loser! Read the article. See the future!

America is different than Europe. This Obama/Union bullshit that is happening right now is sad. The children of these pathetic losers are going to be trailer dwelling imbeciles. Pumping out babies and using drugs.

Of course, society will get the blame.

Poor Bruce. You legacy will die in a trailer park.