I hope he wasn't fucking her up there--it will end up on You Tube!

Texans are weird.

Praise the lord and pass the lube.

Sex...as in intercourse? Everyday? Clearly these people don't work for a living.

Just like them commies, John and Yoko.

I support their message of sex everyday.

I support their message of sex everyday.

#6 | POSTED BY LIVE_OR_DIE AT 2012-01-15 04:23 PM | REPLY | FLAG

Well spoken, obviously single person!

"Pastor Ed Young and his wife Lisa recently urged churchgoers to have sex with their spouses every day for a week."

As with many church teachings, too vague.

Doggie-style? Oral? Anal? Around the world? Light bondage? What?

Be specific!

obviously single person!

#7 | Posted by soheifox at 2012-01-15 04:42 PM

I didn't say I actually get sex everyday. (should ask for MP3s of their sermons and put them on my wife's iPod)

Married actually.
I didn't say I actually get sex everyday. (should ask for MP3s of their sermons and put them on my wife's iPod)

#9 | POSTED BY LIVE_OR_DIE AT 2012-01-15 05:08 PM | REPLY | FLAG

Well spoken, obviously single person.

If you actually do get married, you'll find that sex every day isn't just unlikely, it would quickly become a chore.

Be specific!

#8 | POSTED BY MARYTYLERWHORE

Very specific.

FTFY

Well spoken, obviously single person.

If you actually do get married, you'll find that sex every day isn't just unlikely, it would quickly become a chore.

#10 | Posted by soheifox at 2012-01-15 05:14 PM

their campaign to get Christian couples to be more intimate.

Some religious types are waking up to the fact that it is in their best interests to cultivate a broader acceptance of sex among their flock.

Beyond the whole "breeding war" between the 3 Abrahamic faiths thing the traditional "sex = sin" mentality is well past it's "best before" date and needs re-visiting.

Sexual attraction is part of the ties that bind and help keep a relationship healthy, happy and intact over the years.

Denigrating sex within marriage at the end of the day is self defeating, counter productive, silly and worst of all it ends up making marriage harder that it needs to be.

So... as silly as this idea seems from the get-go the general sentiment that this preacher dude is trying to express here is both appreciated and needed.

Be Well.

"sex among their flock"

Sheep are nervous.

Biblical sex "it could knock your socks off"
Vancouver Sun, Canada

If you actually do get married, you'll find that sex every day isn't just unlikely, it would quickly become a chore.

#10 | Posted by soheifox at 2012-01-15 05:14 PM | Reply | Flag: Married to a fat, angry sow

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Instead of being a list of sexual shalt-nots, the Bible contains so much graphic eroticism that parents may want to keep the sacred text away from youth under age 18.

Indeed, that’s what 2,000 Hong Kong residents tried to do in May when they called on a Chinese decency commission to restrict the Bible to adults only because it contains passages that seem to give the okay to incest, rape, adultery and a father offering his daughters to strangers for sexual gratification.

Banning the Bible cos of it's pornographic content?

Did they specify that the Christian couples actually had to be married to each other? Can you imagine a better way to 'build the flock' than by promoting a swinging Church?

Sex every day isn't what it's "cracked" up to be.

Sex every day isn't what it's "cracked" up to be.

#19 | Posted by matsop at 2012-01-15 07:28 PM

"~Kate Bush. (offa 'Red Shoes')"

A song about sex by Kate Bush. Hm. : )

in the evening, I'll hopefully get to be with the woman at least once.

Must be newly married. There are three stages of sex.

Anywhere in the house fucking. anywhere, any time.

Bedroom fucking. In bed, at night.

Hallway fucking. That's where you walk past each other in the hall and both think "I wish you'd fucking leave".

Or married the wrong person, maybe

LoD, this one's for you: www.youtube.com

#21 | Posted by pragmatist at 2012-01-15 08:12 PM

(And yes, as a married man, I will say that it doesn't happen often. But when it does, it's very, very good. Anyone who is bored by sex with his or her spouse is, as Spud would say, not doin' it right. Or married the wrong person, maybe.)

#21 | Posted by pragmatist at 2012-01-15 08:12 PM

It helps that 7 years in, we've done a good job staying in shape for each other. I imagine letting yourself go after marriage is a sure way to make sex a 'chore.'

Denigrating sex within marriage at the end of the day is self defeating, counter productive, silly and worst of all it ends up making marriage harder that it needs to be.

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One of the best things about having a virgin as a spouse is there is no frame of reference.

My bad, I read that wrong Spud. I agree with you.

Ummm, ok.

Soheifox knows everything. Even that a completely anonymous stranger he's "met" on a discussion forum isn't married as he claims to be.

He also runs a school for gifted children and wishes the world would accept them for their gifts and stop trying to round them up or kill them.

27--'Fox is Professor X?!?

Didn't john Lennon and Yoko Ono alrady do this in Montreal? Old news for these kids

Was John Lennon a leader of a Christian church?

if you actually do get married, you'll find that sex every day isn't just unlikely, it would quickly become a chore.

#10 | Posted by soheifox at 2012-01-15 05:14 PM | Reply

WE have a whole book on married sex, and it's more than the standard "faire"....

Age, health, attitude and consideration determine the average level of sexual activity, once partnership is established.

Spectacles, testicles, wallet, watch baby!

WE have a whole book on married sex, and it's more than the standard "faire"....
#31 | POSTED BY KIRK AT 2012-01-16 09:19 AM | REPLY | FLAG

And you're still not having it every day. Despite what the single folks seem to think, there's nothing romantic or special about daily sex anymore than there would be about daily pizza, no matter how many positions and roleplays you attempt. It sounds really good on the surface, but in practice it doesn't matter if your wife has the looks of Marilyn Monroe, the wit of Mark Twain, the conversational ability of Charlie Rose and the intellect of Albert Einstein, and the bed skills of... well.. allegedly, Marilyn Monroe; you're not gonna wanna plow her every day. As said above firstly it would render the act utterly devoid of any love or intimacy, and secondly you'd get sick of it. There's a lot more to a marriage than sex. Anyone who claims otherwise is obviously not married, and probably has gotten laid less than a dozen times in the last 5 years.

Anyone who pretends to be married on a blog is a sad sack indeed.

... because it contains passages that seem to give the okay to incest, rape, adultery and a father offering his daughters to strangers for sexual gratification.

Couldn't disagree more. Describing an act as having taken place, is in no way condoning it.

A lot of the Bible is about even "good" guys having terrible failings. I.e., Kind David committing adultetry with Bethsheba (sp?) and then offing her husband.

"Anyone who pretends to be married on a blog is a sad sack indeed."

As is anyone who asserts that a person making that claim is lying.

That said, I'd love to have sex with my wife every day. Even when it's not great, it's damned good. : ) I'll settle for once a week or so, though.

I'd love to have sex with my wife every day.
#36 | Posted by pragmatist

So would I, but her husband has today off, so it looks like I'll have to double-up on Mrs Prag tomorrow...

hahahahahaha!

And yes, there's a lot more to marriage than sex. My wanting to be intimate with my wife more often is certainly not intended as a suggestion otherwise. I mean, if one were to file for divorce because of low sex frequency, that would be absurd. Of course, that low frequency could be indicative of numerous other problems in the marriage.

37-Hey, you were funny without reverting to racism! What else ya got? : ) (Yes, I laughed. And I gotta tell you, your mind would be blown, man. You'd never go back to men.)

You'd never go back to men.

#39 | Posted by pragmatist at 2012-01-16 01:04 PM | Reply | Flag: Well played.

40: Thank you. (I keep trying to go beyond the simple thank you, but every line I comes up with is an opening for another joke.)

Flag: Married to a fat, angry sow
#16 | Posted by Dave

Most here know that is inaccurate.

Well, I guess we don't know if she's angry.