Happy Saturday

I provided this site with links to such stories as a woman with two vaginas, a seven-foot tranny and radioactive pigs in Germany. Does Rcade ever thanks me? Of course not.
The ingratitude of some people.

Very ungrateful indeed #2.

NINERS!

You know they'll cover. Home dogs.

What happened to the federal budget?

Former presidential candidate John Edwards says he has been diagnosed with a medical condition that would make it difficult for him to attend his approaching criminal trial over campaign finances and is asking for it to be delayed.

Mia Love, the mayor of Saratoga Springs, Utah, is running for the House from Utah’s newly created 4th congressional district. Here’s her introductory video:

An African-American woman who’s a conservative Republican and a Mormon? I hope she’s ready for the trash that’s going to be thrown at her by race-baiting liberal Democrats and their support groups (such as the NAACP) should she succeed. Nothing is more threatening to their stranglehold over the Black vote than a minority man or woman who rejects the culture of entitlement and dependence on government. Just ask Allen West.

The Nooner wasn't intended to be a place for a small group of buddies from the same area to chitchat every day about the minutiae of their personal lives.

Voy.Com and other sites let anyone set up a free forum:

Thank you, Diablo.

It's damn cool out there when I am standing around in my short sleeve shirt.

That might be lost on deaf ears, Rcade. Well said.

It's toasty warm when I've got long johns, two sweatshirts and my Raiders cap. You gotta be prepared.

It's damn cool out there when I am standing around in my short sleeve shirt.

#11 | Posted by Sniper at 2012-01-14 01:42 PM

Well, at least go inside and put your underwear on. You'll be a little warmer.

It's toasty warm when I've got long johns, two sweatshirts and my Raiders cap. You gotta be prepared.

#13 | POSTED BY COYOTE AT 2012-01-14 01:46 PM

Raiders, really?

Losers

Yeah right like your Cowboys. The Raider Nation will overcome.

The Nooner wasn't intended to be a place for a small group of buddies from the same area to chitchat every day about the minutiae of their personal lives.

...

You folks need to use a site like that, not wear out the patience of the regulars on other sites.

#9 | Posted by rcade at 2012-01-14 01:01 PM

Now it'll be like when "Days of our Lives" went off the air.

The drama. I can hardly wait.

"We wear the silver, we wear the black...."

I used to love the Raiders when they were in L.A. -- the bad boys of football. But then they defected to Oakland - traitors.

LOL CC-

They shoulda never moved to LA in the first place, call em traitors...remember the fallout when they moved from Oakland? It was a shit storm.

#19 | POSTED BY CALIFCHRIS AT 2012-01-14 01:59 PM |

Did you ever go to a game when they were in LA?

It was like a fucking war zone.

The Black Hole was epic in LA. You could get mugged if you looked wrong at the wrong guy.

Did you ever go to a game when they were in LA?

It was like a fucking war zone.

#21 | Posted by glasshouse at 2012

Only one or two at the Coliseum. The rest of the games were watched on tv's in rowdy sports bars. lol

Great link, Coyote. Thanks!

LOL CC-

They shoulda never moved to LA in the first place, call em traitors...remember the fallout when they moved from Oakland? It was a shit storm.

#20 | Posted by coyote at 2012-01-14 02:02 PM

I remember. They almost had to call out the National Guard to keep the peace. lol

Well I saw him; blazing down the road at 54 miles per hour in his not so dangerous jet black Prius; proudly displayed on the rear of his hair club for men status symbol was a fresh new Obama 2012 bumbler sticker. As I passed this curious creature I marveled at the fact that cluelessness really does have a face....and that face is homely.

Not every man is meant for breeding and no doubt years of attempting to impress members of the fairer sex with knowledge of Woody Allen quotes and fashion accessories such as the corduroy jacket had taken their toll. Yes sir this man was beaten! Beaten down by years of imbracing mediocre in ways that only a public sector union could instill or possibly a wife that brought new meaning to the phrase "love thy neighbor"?

As I hammered the throttle down, not that I had anywhere to go to, however simply because I could, I thought about this vestige of dimly lit bulbs in my rearview mirror and wondered if this Obama supporter might now be disappointed that I had not continued riding his ass?....as he no doubt is use to enjoying.

#26 | Posted by Dirk at 2012-01-14 02:21 PM | Reply | Flag:Scared shitless by a Prius driving liberal.

"Embracing" for the spelling Nazi's among us....you know who you are!

Hey Florida ladies, ignore that douche Rogers, he just hates conservatives.

Don't let his lack of gratitude dissuade you from using the nooner for your daily whatnots.

#26 | Posted by Dirk at 2012-01-14 02:21 PM | Reply | Flag:Scared shitless by a Prius driving liberal.

#27 | POSTED BY COYOTE AT 2012-01-14 02:24 PM | REPLY | FLAG:

Even if I was "scared shitless" this fool could have never caught me:)

"The Nooner wasn't intended to be a place for a small group of buddies from the same area to chitchat every day about the minutiae of their personal lives."

Enjoy your vacation, Gravy. Hahahaha.

You're next, BaconThighs and ParrotWoman.

#31 | POSTED BY NULLIFIDIAN AT 2012-01-14 03:19 PM | REPLY | FLAG:

I have been meaning to talk to you about that enema bag you let me borrow.

Fuck all you haters.

-- The Niners' Defense

"Flag:Scared shitless by a Prius driving liberal."
#27 | Posted by coyote

Nothing says "Prick" like Prius.

Prius cars are just plain weird. Hello by the way.

#8 | Posted by glasshouse
And ask Herman Cain. She is a black female and a mormon. The left who are suppose to represent women and minorities will try to eat her like sharks. No support from the NAACP and no help from women's groups. If you don't tow the liberal line then you are screwed, especially if you are a minority. I have made several suggestions to the NOW organization that they change their name to NOLW, because they sure as hell don't support ALL women.

And ask Herman Cain. She is a black female and a mormon...
#36 | Posted by patriotwoman23

She's also a pizza tosser.

Glasshouse said "ask Allen West" to which I replied "And Herman Cain". Then going back to the main point I was speaking of the woman in Utah. I just love the liberal twisty turney.

If anyone on here has ever attempted to make tamales de puerco (pork), you know what a pain in the ass they are to make. BUT they are sooooo worth it!

Enjoy your vacation, Gravy.

Just to clarify, Gracie's suspension is for comments in which she dragged an outside fight into the Retort, not for the endless jibber-jabber.

#40 | Posted by rcade
May I say something or should I email you because I don't want to rehash it on here.

40 people still missing from that ship wreck. What a sad tragedy! and the captain faces man slaughter charges.

I marveled at the fact that cluelessness really does have a face....and that face is homely.

But it has teeth.

The Nooner wasn't intended to be a place for a small group of buddies from the same area to chitchat every day about the minutiae of their personal lives.
Voy.Com and other sites let anyone set up a free forum:
voy.com
You folks need to use a site like that, not wear out the patience of the regulars on other sites.

#9 | POSTED BY RCADE

rcade...we came here in peace, and a firestorm of hate rained down on us from THE REGULARS,we persevered, and came through it with an endorsement from many of THE REGULARS, as being a part of this retorter family. I'm pretty sure this was not set up to be an all day thread on football either, but it has been that, and wasn't set up to be an all day thread of which is the best scotch, beer, or wine, but it has also been that. Yes, we have discussed our lives, we are friends, but everyone on here talks daily about their personal lives as well. We also take part in all discussions here about the monumental events of today. We have made some friends here, and others are so hate filled, they will never accept a conservative, and can only deal with conservatives with extreme hate and venom in the hopes that they will, like many have, just leave.They will not give an inch toward even being nice.That's fine. We accepted that, and dealt with the more reasonable people here, with differing views, yet able to talk about events of the day, and have a little fun as well. We liked it here. I'm disappointed that you have let a few haters complain and dictate that we should go elsewhere,as our talk about our lives spattered here and there is not ok, but them talking about theirs is. I thought I gave more than I took here, like I try to do in everything in life,so I am fine with my time here. take care rcade

rex, thank you very much for your support, I appreciate it, and you take care...

bella, I hope the best for your mom and your family, it is tough, my mom passed away from a terminal illness too, it is rough to lose your biggest cheerleader in your life, the one that loves you unconditionally no matter what.... nothing else compares at all, your family will stay in my thoughts and prayers

lippy, write that book, it is a fantastic idea, thanks for the kindness you have shown me

goatman, you take care too, calm winds and following seas to you...hug those beautiful grandaughters tightly, they have a rough road ahead of them for sure

moder8, if you're reading here, thanks for the kindness you showed as well, my best to you and your family

the rest of you take care as well......

So long silly bitches good riddance.

#45 | Posted by jackass
I am here, just for you dear! Attack away! But I might add that what is going on is just the same kind of mindless attacks on women happening every day from Liberals. You can't stand that there are women or minorities that refuse to buy into the "Progressive" or "Socialist" or whatever you call it, mindset. You can't stand that we love our country, it's history, it's values, or it's moral compass. You are hell bent to destroy anything or anyone that does not agree with YOU. What has happened to our nation? We are suppose to be above the fray, able to agree to disagree, able to love who we want, be who we want, you know, AMERICA! I never dreamed that our nation would become so bitter and divisive. And no, damn it, it is not the Tea Party that has created this ugly air. It is Washington, the mainstream media, and small minded people who have given up their ability to think for themselves, do for themselves, or face the truth.

#43 | Posted by northguy3
Your mirror is showing the real you, isn't it dear.

#48 | Posted by Hans
Are you the key master or the gatekeeper? LOL!

What a game!
**********

Bayside, don't let the douches here get you down, everyone gets jumped in some at first, most of the older posters here by me. (when I got here in mid 2003, it was me and a poster named Niceville vs 200 libs)

Rogers is just putting the squeeze on you guys because yoare conservatives.

Stick around and fight the filthy disease that is liberalism.

"Are you the key master or the gatekeeper?"

Yes.

#41 | POSTED BY PATRIOTWOMAN23

#44 | POSTED BY BAYSIDEINPC

Don't let the door hit 'cha where the good lord split 'cha.

#50 | POSTED BY REXZEITGEIST

Fuck off you mindless mouthy douche.

#53 | Posted by LettUs

Better go change your underoos after that outbrust jr.

Hahahaha, your whore mother is going to boot you out of the house again unless you keep it down

Wow. If that's what you call an "outburst" you're a bigger pussy than I thought. As if that's possible.

Don't worry Lettuce, you have a beating coming, be patient.

#54 | Posted by RexZeitgeist
LOL! Does MOTHER kick him out of the basement a lot? MOTHER must not like it when he drools.

Attention Liberal shoppers: Pop Tarts and Ding Dongs on sale, isle 5!!!!! And YES, we do accept EBT cards on all major brands!!!

Mother is a 400 lb man that keeps Lettuce in a small wooden box for most of the day.

It's no wonder why the young lad is so cranky, he is a sex toy for LaRy MohR's clone.

"(when I got here in mid 2003, it was me and a poster named Niceville vs 200 libs)"

Niceville was here long before 2004.

Remember, Rogers, Niceville and I didn't create the sign in until 2005.

I miss 2nd Crusade.....

mandatory sign in*

"Niceville was here long before 2004."

Actually:

Hans, Niceville was here from around 1998 or 1999, he didn't create his sign in until 2004.

Ask Rogers.

I miss 2nd Crusade.....

#62 | Posted by RexZeitgeist at 2012-01-14 08:47 PM |

Lol whatever happened to him and DKIA?

"Niceville was here from around 1998 or 1999"

"Ask Rogers."

You mean this Rogers:

2nd Crusade just got sick of blogging, he was more into Arizona sports then politics.

ASk Rogers Hans, I'm not going to go back and forth with you over it, but when I first came here in July of 03', Niceville was already here.

I miss the old days around here. No logins and unmoderated.

UFC is on.

10/16/98: JUDGE: PRESIDENT CLINTON CREATES HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT! (EVERETT FORTUNA)
10/12/98: LABOR ADVOCATES CELEBRATE STOCK MARKET DOWNTURN! (R. MILLER)
10/08/98: BOXOFFICE LEADERS (MAINSTREAM AND PORNOGRAPHIC)
09/14/98: CHEERING FANS ENABLE HOME RUN CHAMP'S CO-DEPENDENCY! (EHRLICHMANN)
08/26/98: BOXOFFICE LEADERS (MAINSTREAM AND PORNOGRAPHIC)
08/14/98: UNBERIEVABLE NEWS: EUTHANASIA OF YOUTH IN ASIA! (ANDREW BORAKOVE)
07/30/98: BOXOFFICE LEADERS (MAINSTREAM AND PORNOGRAPHIC)

TODAY'S TOP STORIES!

The Retort started in 1998.

Memories, like the corners of my mind. Misty water colored memories, of the way we were. Painted pictures of the smiles we left behind. LOL

"The Retort started in 1998."

And was, apparently, opened for commentors after the first registered poster:

And you guys make a big issue of what we talk about (without the politics)? Who the hell cares??? Good Lord!

Pop Tarts, aisle 5!!!!

Either way, Niceville started posting comments before I got here, what is your point?

He would often tell bloggers at other forums he had 'just discovered' the Retort, he was trying to bring in more conservatives.

The nooner smells better already now that 2/3rds of the hygienically-challenged heifers from Panama City have departed.

Patriots = 28

Broncos = 7

The Lord giveth and the Lord done taketh away.

Patriots = 28

Broncos = 7

The Lord giveth and the Lord done taketh away.

Hah! Just finished watching it. Really funny. Thanks, Goat.

Joined 2003/04/04

I've been posting here since 2001 or 2002.

The "joined" shit didn't start until Rogers ruined the site and implemented a log-in policy.

The DR world didn't begin with user accounts.

I've been posting here since 2001 or 2002.

The "joined" shit didn't start until Rogers ruined the site and implemented a log-in policy.

The DR world didn't begin with user accounts.

Shouldn't that post be preceded with an "OOPS"?

So much for the integrity of the DR's "historian".

Patriot soon Rcade will be rid of you too. This place is for the liberals by the liberals. Dissenting opinions will not be tolerated.

Wow, terrible call by Yamasaki.

Terrible.

"The "joined" shit didn't start until Rogers ruined the site and implemented a log-in policy."

I thought Rex said he did that?

It was a joint venture between Rogers, Niceville, and myself.

I was posting in every thread as Cindy Sheehan, thanking my son for dying so I could get attention, and Niceville took that to another level and started spamming each of those threads with muffin recipes after 'Cindy's posts.

Ah. I was "Spartacus" back then.

Ah. I was "Spartacus" back then.

#90 | Posted by REDIAL at

HA! No wonder you still harbor a grduge against me.....

Did you have a Piper Cub?

Niceville couldn't stop his muffin spamming, he did every night for two or three weeks, then the sign in came into being.

In the fetid punchbowl that is the DR the 3 Gracies managed to stand out. They alienated nearly everyone without ever figuring out a thing about anyone. It was truly a remarkable feat, clueless to the end, matched only by the amount of personal information they have left sprinkled across the internet for stalkers to able to find them for years to come.

May your food supply and ammo stockpile hold out until your children finally accept Christ as their lord and saviour. Rot in hell, bitches.

Jose Aldo is gonna wreck some shit.

I'm going with Mendes....

Ah. I was "Spartacus" back then.

Did you prefer snails or oysters?

Niceville couldn't stop his muffin spamming,

Goatman pretends to ignore me because he fears me.

I was Chimera for the first year I visited here, I spent most in my time in 03' flame chatting in AOL sport chat rooms.

I thought about what I would name myself for a few months, I went back to my favorite philosopher, Hegel, for my last name.

Rex took longer to come up with, it has multiple meanings.

When I cam here full time in the first part of 04', I was in prime fighting shape to start beating down the old regulars that were here, they all migrated over to Cruel when the new breed moved in.

Ahh yes cruel. I was banned from there for posting personal information of another poster.

Niceville couldn't stop his muffin spamming,

Spamming muffing recipes to avoid debating me? goatman is truly a coward.

Effing beast.

Jackass, Rogers shut down Cruel after banishing us there for two days.

They couldn't take the heat.

Horseonovich was the only one that had some salt in him

Out go the lights...

Good for Aldo.

"Did you prefer snails or oysters?"

Speaking of which, whatever happened to Gary Condit?

e have made some friends here, and others are so hate filled, they will never accept a conservative, and can only deal with conservatives with extreme hate and venom in the hopes that they will, like many have, just leave.They will not give an inch toward even being nice.That's fine. We accepted that, and dealt with the more reasonable people here, with differing views, yet able to talk about events of the day, and have a little fun as well. We liked it here. I'm disappointed

#44 | POSTED BY BAYSIDEINPC AT 2012-01-14 07:15 PM | REPLY | FLAG:

Fine then: Shut the fuck up PLEASE.

#85 | Posted by jackass
Well yes he can. However, if he chooses to make this just for the like minded then he will be proving to the right, like you guys ALWAYS DO, that you don't truly believe in the First Amendment. Your views and opinions are the only ones that the First Amendment should apply to, in your warped world.

#94 | Posted by rhinomaximus
I assume that this is your way of figuring anything out of me? LOL! Perhaps you should show us how a liberal shows civility, since you guys are so big on talking about Conservatives lack of it. The worse offenders are always the ones complaining of that which they are the most guilty.

Johnny Cash Sings about Obama

"I've been posting here since 2001 or 2002.

"The "joined" shit didn't start until Rogers ruined the site and implemented a log-in policy.

"The DR world didn't begin with user accounts."

#82 | Posted by Jak_Se_Mao at 2012-01-14 10:07 PM

Oops:

"Shouldn't that post be preceded with an "OOPS"?"

People were posting here for at least 2 years before logins were required. That's a fact.

#113 -- I'm not clicking on the link, but I presume you took my bait and reposted your obsessive several year old link.

Am I right, hansie? LOL

"People were posting here for at least 2 years before logins were required. That's a fact."

That's correct.

Logins were required sometime in the Fall of 2005.

Between April 2003 and the Fall of 2005 you could log in as a registered user or as a visitor.

Your own link, from 2003, simply confirms what you've been told.

For the last six years, the Drudge Retort has received some of the strangest e-mail in the world

Furthermore, the "message boards" weren't the same things as topic threads.

They were roughly the same thing as "creating a thread" today---you had to sign in for that. You still didn't have to sign in to post in a thread.

Oops.

Now, if you choose to remain fat, stupid, and wrong about something that is so easily verifiable----that's your problem, hoss.

Just as long as you come away with the knowledge that folks were posting here long before we ever had to "sign-in" with an account.

Hope that helps!

Actually, at one time there were 2 message boards, only one of them requiring a login.

"For the last six years, the Drudge Retort has received some of the strangest e-mail in the world"

Nothing there about reposting e-mail on the site.

Nope. Nothing at all.

In fact:

It's a crime not to share this kind of stuff with the world.

"Furthermore, the "message boards" weren't the same things as topic threads."

Good luck finding "topic threads" where people could post comments on drudge.com before April, 2003.

"Just as long as you come away with the knowledge that folks were posting here long before we ever had to "sign-in" with an account."

You are correct.

Between April 2003 and the Fall of 2005 you could log in as a registered user or as a visitor.

Good luck finding "topic threads" where people could post comments on drudge.com before April, 2003

Whether you can find them or not is irrelevant.

The Retort started in 1998.

You apparently misunderstood the timeframes regarding when it became open for commentors as evidenced by this post:

And was, apparently, opened for commentors after the first registered poster:

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#74 | Posted by Hans

So now you know.

And you're equipped to face life head-on with your newfound knowledge!

Good luck!

It's obvious Dori made this story up for money and sympathy.

Oh poor Dori, gang raped in the cemetery by 13 year olds....waaaaaa,here is some money...booohoooo

Shit, wrong thread.

"Whether you can find them or not is irrelevant."

Sure it is.

I provided proof where Rogers opened up the Drudge Retort for comments in April 2003.

Not being able to find examples of user comments prior to that is relevant.

"The Retort started in 1998."

Yes. As a left alternative to The Drudge Report. Which, to this day, does not have what the Drudge Retort has had since 2003:

The ability for people to post comments.

Good luck!

It's obvious Dori made this story up for money and sympathy.

Oh poor Dori, gang raped in the cemetery by 13 year olds....waaaaaa,here is some money...booohoooo

#121 | Posted by RexZeitgeist at 2012-01-15 12:30 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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Shit, wrong thread.

#122 | Posted by RexZeitgeist