Poor ol' Newt's getting desperate...

.

Anyone can speak French. Repeat after me:

Ribbit
Ribbit
Ribbit
We surrender!

You now poly vu francis

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......only among the Republicans is an education a hindrance......
.

Knowledge of the world is an impediment to running as a Repub.

W had never been outside the USA when he ran. See what happens?

[clop clop clop]
ARTHUR: Halt!
[horn]
Hallo!
[pause]
Hallo!
FRENCH GUARD: Allo! Who is eet?
ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Who's
castle is this?
FRENCH GUARD: This is the castle of my master Guy de Loimbard.
ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred
quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night he can join us in
our quest for the Holy Grail.
FRENCH GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh,
he's already got one, you see?
ARTHUR: What?
GALAHAD: He says they've already got one!
ARTHUR: Are you sure he's got one?
FRENCH GUARD: Oh, yes, it's very nice-a. (I told him we already got one.)
ARTHUR: Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?
FRENCH GUARD: Of course not! You are English types-a!
ARTHUR: Well, what are you then?
FRENCH GUARD: I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you
silly king-a?!
GALAHAD: What are you doing in England?
FRENCH GUARD: Mind your own business!
ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your
bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur
King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt!
Thppt!
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food
trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster
and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FRENCH GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
[sniff]
ARTHUR: Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.
FRENCH GUARD: (Fetchez la vache.)
OTHER FRENCH GUARD: Quoi?
FRENCH GUARD: (Fetchez la vache!)
[mooo]
ARTHUR: If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall--
[twong]
[mooooooo]
Jesus Christ!
KNIGHTS: Christ!
[thud]
Ah! Ohh!
ARTHUR: Right! Charge!
KNIGHTS: Charge!
[mayhem]
FRENCH GUARD: Hey, this one is for your mother! There you go.
[mayhem]
FRENCH GUARD: And this one's for your dad!
ARTHUR: Run away!
KNIGHTS: Run away!
FRENCH GUARD: Thppppt!

You really have to debase yourself appealing to The GOP Base.

"Corporations are people, mon ami."

Cherchez la femme

This is the great thing about asshole* bullyboys.

They always go that one step too far into absurdity and everyone stops listening to them.

*With apologies to rectums everywhere.

"It was the price I had had to pay to avoid defending America from the godless Commies. That and learning how to negotiate with french hookers."

Mitt Romney

#5 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

Excellent. Thank you for reminding me.

Newt is a fat, beady-eyed, bitter, little, well, Newt! He needs to stick to buying jewels for that homewrecker "trophy wife" of his (and you know you are fat & ugly when that is the best you can do for a trophy wife)

That said, NOBAMA, 2012!!!

Gingrich's scorched earth campaign has been a lot of fun to watch -- for Democrats.

The only thing worse than speaking French is spouting off in Arabic or Hebrew.

#14 | Posted by fwthom at 2012-01-14 12:34 PM | Reply | Flag:

There is no God. If there were, you would have been born Arabic and Hebrew.

Seems odd that the republicans should now think the French are something bad, after all, the leadership was sucking French cock just recently regarding Libya.

French Wanker Thom will happily vote for Romney or whoever else he is told to vote for. Republicans have no spines (or brains). They do as they are told.

Ever notice that you hardly ever hear of the 'tea party' any more?

That Koch Industries division has been retired since even the brilliant minds at Fuck Snooze could never devise a brainwashing method that could reconcile the crap the tea party was spewing with the disaster that is Romney.

Prediction: Tea Party to be completely forgotten long before the 2012 Rturd Convention/Romney Coronation.

Prediction: Fuck Snooze to fire or reprogram the Moosecunt and any or the other former Tea Party darlings that bad mouth Mr Magic Underwear. By the end of January, Fuck Snooze will become a 24/7 political advertizement for the Man Who Would Be King.

Doesn't Gingrich speak French? I don't care for the French, but speaking French seems to be a poor reason to dislike or distrust someone. Does learning French ruin one's character? Many think that U.S. citizens should know more than American English.

Looking at Newt, he is fluent in....

French Fries.

French Toast.

#20 | Posted by Donald
"but speaking French seems to be a poor reason to dislike or distrust someone."

Your perception is based in reality.

Tread carefully here.

Looking at Newt, he is fluent in....

French Fries.

French Toast.

#21 | Posted by 726

Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.

Freedom Kiss. Freedom tickler?

Gingrich has his PHD in "Modern European History" --- why European?

An Newt,never missed a meal at the all he can eat Diner....

I refuse to apologize for speaking fluent Spanglish when the situation calls for it