State health officials discuss outbreak of tics in Le Roy, but say they can't share the cause

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his cock.
The bar tender asks "Whats with the steering wheel?"
The pirate responds "Arrrr its driving me nuts!"

Thursday's Obama Schedule

No public schedule

in other words....golf booooooooyzzzzzzzz !! 3 fundraisers for himself yesterday wore stringbean out

Stephen Colbert 2012!!

Homeland Security Is Monitoring The Drudge Report, The New York Times

careful what you say, big sis janet is watching what you write and is reporting it to the commie in chief

I hope Janet joins the Nooner. She needs to know I do not like Green Eggs, Ham or Obama!!

A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke. People are running frantically, trying to figure out what to do. Lipzoidial and his "partner" sitting in the corner wisper to each other and run in front of the choking lady. Lips "boyfriend" strips out of his overalls, bends over butt naked in front of Lipzoidial . Lipzoidial proceeds to lick the his ass.

Upon seeing this, the lady vomits forcing the lodged food from her throat. After making sure the lady is OK, the two return to their food.

Lipzoidial turns to his "twink toy" and says, "Wow, that hind-lick manuever really works!"

BayPig, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk, ""Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."

The old woman then asks, "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk…aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?"

The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

She asks, "Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo Ttturrrnnn ttthe ssuma aaffabbiiiitttccchh offffff?"

Based on the priorities of a healthy majority of drudge posters I offer the following:

UCLA researchers have found a compound that can counteract the effects of alcohol, but don't call it revolutionary: some people have known about it for over 1300 years.

The team, led by molecular pharmacologist Jing Liang, looked to ancient homeopathic remedies for inspiration in their study, published this month in the Journal of Neuroscience, and then used modern science to test them. They found,descriptions of anti-alcohol properties of the Asian tree Hovenia dulcis that dated back to 659.

Some rats were also given the compound, Dihydromyricetin (DHM), from the ancient Hovenia Dulcis tree, and these subjects sobered up faster and showed a higher tolerance for alcohol in general. In addition, DHM fought hangovers; these extra-resistant rats were tested later for signs of anxiety and seizure, associated with hangovers, and showed fewer of those side effects.

The standout result, says Steven Paul of Weill Cornell Medical College in New York City, is that DHM also curbed alcohol consumption. Rats allowed to drink alcohol gradually start consuming more of it. But rats that drank DHM-laced alcohol didn't increase their consumption, the team found.

The key point is that "When you drink alcohol with DHM, you never become addicted."

Researchers hope that their work will inspire human trials of DHM soon.

#7 | POSTED BY WISGOD

Wasn't funny until - "Wow, that hind-lick manuever really works!"

Then I laughed.

#10 Ditto.

I hope Janet joins the Nooner. She needs to know I do not like Green Eggs, Ham or Obama!!

#6 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

shut up and eat your peas ! and no salt for you !!

Well Bay just don't tell her about the light bulbs, kay??

I hope Janet joins the Nooner. She needs to know I do not like Green Eggs, Ham or Obama!!

#6 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

her commie minions are reading this, say hello ! they'll pass it along...

Maybe the defenders of Ebenezer Obama will finally figure out what seasonal hiring is....

WASHINGTON, Jan 12 (Reuters) - The number of Americans applying for first-time jobless benefits rose last week, a report showed on Thursday, reversing a recent decline and suggesting the labor market remains brittle.

You old bats need to take up crotecheting or something. How about suicide?

OK, how about knitting...

It's a good thing Rosa Parks wasn't an israeli Jew. If she were, she would still be forced to the back of the bus.

#15 Cracks me up. They revise the numbers more times then they do hurricane predictions.

Well Bay just don't tell her about the light bulbs, kay??

#13 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

unfuckingbelievable, edisons' bulb worked just fucking fine since 1879, the commies get in charge and now we have commie bulbs...that reminds me, I didn't hear stringbean say yesterday that immelt and GE would be "insourcing" any jobs...guess he forgot

"Wow, that hind-lick manuever really works!"

#7 | Posted by wisgod

How disappointing.

That joke is so old it came off noah's ark in a wheelchair.

That joke has been used more times than sarah palins vibrator during the NBA playoffs.

"Wasn't funny until - "Wow, that hind-lick manuever really works!"
Then I laughed.
#10 | Posted by Tedly"

That's why that call it a punchline, dumbass. That's how jokes work.

The new light bulbs are made overseas...so more jobs gone!

Walmart ending healthcare benefits for part timers.. If you don't believe it...please look it up! This will add to the 40% of the people who are skipping out on the medical bills.

This just in, Sarah Palin takes time away from producing even more idiot children to make a public statement about what is best for Romney.

edisons' bulb worked just fucking fine since 1879,

#20 | Posted by baysideinpc

Yes, so did the telegraph and the horse-drawn carriage and syphyllus.

Are you really this dumb or do you just put on this show for us?

Gaysideinpc's Thursday schedule:

Wake up early, about 9:30 a.m., to try to get last night's johns' mess off her inner thighs before hubby gets home from night shift and morning highballs.

Run to drug store for rash cream, athlete's foot cream, and bag balm.

Apply rash cream to thigh rash, bag balm under eyes and part of taint where anal warts are healing, and athlete's foot cream to vagina.

Run back to drug store to get Rid, which she forgot on the first trip.

Apply Rid to eyebrows, eyelashes, nipple hair, and 70's bush.

Eat lunch of biscuits and gravy (using homemade gravy of unknown origin), sausages, hush puppies, and buttermilk donuts, without first washing hands.

Watch soap operas.

Log onto DR and play Whack-A-Lib.

Kiss husband and send him back to work at Taco Bell, being careful to not let her chancre touch his herpes sore.

Welcome next john, or johns actually, just after remembering Wednesday was supposed to be the day for her weekly bath.

unfuckingbelievable, edisons' bulb worked just fucking fine since 1879, the commies get in charge and now we have commie bulbs...

#20 | Posted by baysideinpc at 2012-01-12 01:04 PM

Lipy that was so not called for. Kids should be off limits on insults inclusing the Obama's.

That's how jokes work.

#22 | Posted by mOntecOre

OIC, no wonder no one ever tells me jokes anymore. I've been laughing at the set-up.

---tedly teabag-----

Edison's radio worked just fine...why do we need satellite and INTERNET radio?

Bell's phone worked just fine...why do we need cell phones?

edisons' bulb worked just fucking fine since 1879,
#20 | Posted by baysideinpc
Yes, so did the telegraph and the horse-drawn carriage and syphyllus.
Are you really this dumb or do you just put on this show for us?

#25 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL

apples and oranges..

Sweet Bay, looks like more then one here has a crush on you. You can tell by the puberty inspired posts about you.

Kids should be off limits on insults inclusing the Obama's.

#28 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2012-01-12 01:18 PM

apples and oranges..

Posted by baysideinpc at 2012-01-12 01:20 PM

They work great too...damn Gerber's and Libby's!

Is it a snow day up north somewhere? The kids are on here early today.

Edison's radio worked just fine...why do we need satellite and INTERNET radio?
Bell's phone worked just fine...why do we need cell phones?
#30 | POSTED BY KANREI

more apples and oranges...give it up boyz, there was nothing wrong with the old bulb...

there was nothing wrong with the old bulb...

#37 | Posted by baysideinpc at 2012-01-12 01:24 PM

Never said there was. Doesn't mean there can't be improvements. Personally, I don't like the new corkscrew bulbs, but there can certainy be improvements made to over 100 year old technology.

"give it up boyz, there was nothing wrong with the old bulb...
#37 | Posted by baysideinpc"

That's a terrible way to talk about Patriotwoman.

Sorry walmart worker,but profits comes first!

Walmart ending healthcare benefits for part timers.. If you don't believe it...please look it up! This will add to the 40% of the people who are skipping out on the medical bills.

As the Republicans,would put it. You don't need healthcare insurance,now do you punk!!!!

That joke is so old it came off noah's ark in a wheelchair.

#21 | Posted by Lipzoidial

What a fucking coincidence! So did Herm.

As the Republicans,would put it. You don't need healthcare insurance,now do you punk!!!!

#40 | Posted by truthteller101

I see they have WIFI at your Middle School Cafeteria.

Profits should come first. You are either a non-profit or a for profit organization.

Never said there was. Doesn't mean there can't be improvements. Personally, I don't like the new corkscrew bulbs, but there can certainy be improvements made to over 100 year old technology.

#38 | POSTED BY KANREI

define the improvements please

Lipy that was so not called for. Kids should be off limits on insults inclusing the Obama's.

#28 | Posted by gracieamazed

hey, newfish, we had this debate for about a whole year on here.

we all preemptively decided you were wrong. and that if you use your kids to try to get elected, they are fair game.

define the improvements please

#44 | Posted by baysideinpc at 2012-01-12 01:31 PM

There have already been many. For one, Edison did not make bulbs with different brightness settings. We can extend life; change the materials to make them cheaper. There are any number of ways to improve the current bulb. THere is no need for Federal intervention however; the market will decide what bulb it likes best.

Lipzy it still does not make it right and it speaks volumes about a person that is not able to make a point without insulting children, especially ones with special needs.

define the improvements please

#44 | Posted by baysideinpc

it's easier to tell you the only thing that is not improved on - color efficacy. The incandescent bulb naturally has about the same color temperature as sunlight.

everything else is worse. The same amount of light can be produced by a 12 watt flourescent bulb as an old 100 watt incandescent. The life is about 10 times longer too. and the new bulbs are easily color-corrected at hardly no costs.

But i'm sure you already knew all that. That's why we like you, your attention to detail.

The new bulbs are all made overseas due to the mercury in them...

So more jobs lost...

As the Republicans,would put it. You don't need healthcare insurance,now do you punk!!!!
#40 | Posted by truthteller10

as the democrats put it, we're all commies now, pony up for your lazy ass neighbors' insurance asshole !

pony up for your lazy ass neighbors' insurance asshole !

#50 | Posted by baysideinpc at 2012-01-12 01:38 PM | Flag :Has lazy neighbors, must live in a trailer park

Have they figured out what to do with the cork screw bulbs when they do burn out?

Most small businesses don't even offer employees benefits today!

#51 Take time to read posts, she does NOT he DOES.

Of course she does, LiveOr. The entire Panhandle is zoned Trailer Park. It is the Armpit of America.

#53 Benefits are not mandatory. Here is what is. They must make at least the min. wage, get a 15 minute break for each four hours worked and have workmans comp insurance. I have to allow the immediate emergency family act for up to 6 months. But not the position they left.

Sure companies don't have to pay benefits we know that..
Why do you think 40% of the people going to the hospitals are skipping out on their bills..?

That joke is so old it came off noah's ark in a wheelchair.

#21 | Posted by Lipzoidial

What a fucking coincidence! So did Herm.

#41 | Posted by wisgod at 2012-01-12 01:27 PM | Reply

Herm must have been pushing Lip in his wheelchair.

Okay, I'm inspired now, I'm going home and getting rid of all my electric appliances because the pot-belly stove worked just fine.

There have already been many. For one, Edison did not make bulbs with different brightness settings. We can extend life; change the materials to make them cheaper. There are any number of ways to improve the current bulb. THere is no need for Federal intervention however; the market will decide what bulb it likes best.

#46 | POSTED BY KANREI

3 settings does not change the edison bulb, just tweaks it to make 3 settings, it is still the same bulb, the life of the bulb has never been a problem as far as I have ever seen... the old light bulbs have always been dirt cheap, and yes, the free mkt should have decided, not the gubment, banning the old bulb, and requiring by law, the new one, is bullshit... why not have both bulbs on the mkt, let the people choose, no, this commie gubment doesn't do that, commie gubments don't like you to have choices

#57 Dear God you can lead that much of a sheltered life. Illeglas use the emergency room. Entitlements use the emergency room. Pill heads use the emergency room. People who rent use emergency rooms becuase you can't put a lien on a rental. Typically part time people never get any sort of benefits. Including vacations and sick days. Wal Mart was the LEADER in providing benefits to part time people until it became to expensive for them to do so.

Okay, I'm inspired now, I'm going home and getting rid of all my electric appliances because the pot-belly stove worked just fine.

#59 | Posted by Lipzoidial

They'll have to pry my Fry Daddy from my cold, dead hands.

True story. In SC, they call mobile homes 'trailer houses'.

why not have both bulbs on the mkt, let the people choose

Agreed 100%. Like I said, I don't like the corkscrew bulbs, but I can see improvements made to the old one.

gracieamazed = dumb as a rock!

Why did you change your Login, PinchofShit?

gracieamazed = dumb as a rock!

~TRUTHTELLER101

Hey, that's not fair!

~A Rock.

Be Well.

#65 That's it? I am trying to help you explainging reality in hopes you would quit posting stupid made up stuff and that's how you repay me? Pfft. My feelings are hurt! (Not really)!

I am going to see Bob Seger tonight! Can't Wait!

Okay, I'm inspired now, I'm going home and getting rid of all my electric appliances because the pot-belly stove worked just fine.

#59 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL

why don't you be ridiculous? and the pot belly stove works just fine still to this day, they have improved them too, should they be fucking banned by the gubment, FORCING you to use only one other choice as required by the gubment?...hell no

Bay, let's go over this onemore time. The guvmint takes care of the electric grid. The electric grid is overloaded. Incandescents are incredibly inefficient. So it is the domain of the guvmint to dictate. Either that or have rolling blackouts.
The physics does.not support the teabaggers emotional response simply because incandescents are made in a teabagger congressman's district - regardless of what Glenn beck says.

Oh Kanrei, I miss South Florida and concerts! I have to go to Pensacola or Tallahassee for them.

I live in South Florida and I miss concerts. They mostly goto Fort Lauderdale or Boca. We just had a Hard Rock casino open up down here though, so they are starting to bring acts back down here.

Nobody likes coming to Florida in the middle of a tour because it is such a long way down. Rare acts will do Jacksonville, Orlando, Miami, then Tampa, but most goto Orlando and call it a day.

Bay, let's go over this onemore time. The guvmint takes care of the electric grid. The electric grid is overloaded. The guvmint want's to penalize coal burning plants and restrict the building on Nuclear Plants. I don't mind the guvment telling me to use a curly bulbs that a fucking haz-Mat team has to clean up if I'm my normal clumsy self and drop it. Teabaggers...Glenn Beck, blah fucking blah.
Posted by Lipzoidial

Hell, I live in Kendall and have to drive to Sunrise to see Bob Seger (about an hour drive).

Back in the day the Sportatorium (sp) in Penbrooke Pines was the place for concerts.

Hell, I live in Kendall and have to drive to Sunrise to see Bob Seger (about an hour drive).

#75 | Posted by kanrei

Why don't you carry an incandescent bulb with you, in case you get lost? or hungry?

Sigh...Kendall....

The Hollywood Scumatorium was the BEST PLACE EVER FOR SHOWS! And I was a Deadhead who saw concerts literally all over America. Red Rocks was actually better, but there was something magical about the Scumatorium.

I saw Don Carter passed away. Many fun nights at Don Carters!!

My Dad was Fire Chief for the Pines and we always had front row or back stage passes. It also rocked for WWF.

Yeah, last week. They still have the one on Bird Road, but I think it is called Bird Bowl now.

?? It was on Kendall Drive and I think SW 137 Ave??

It was on Kendall Drive and I think SW 137 Ave??

A Home Depot now.

Teabaggers...Glenn Beck, blah fucking blah.

#74 | Posted by wisgod

It's true. this whole stupid debate started when it was realized that there was one plant in the US that still made incandescents and it was in a teabaggers district (SC, I believe).

Of course, the sheep teabaggers got right in line and it became the tragedy of a lifetime that that plant may have to close because the market for light bulbs has moved on to better products.

Why do wingnutty teabaggers hate america, capitalism and the truth so much?

A Home Depot now.

#84 | Posted by kanrei

Is that where you shop for light bulbs?

Bay, let's go over this onemore time. The guvmint takes care of the electric grid. The electric grid is overloaded. Incandescents are incredibly inefficient. So it is the domain of the guvmint to dictate. Either that or have rolling blackouts.
The physics does.not support the teabaggers emotional response simply because incandescents are made in a teabagger congressman's district - regardless of what Glenn beck says.

#71 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL

again lippy, ridiculous answer, but yes the grid is overloaded, so let's make electric fucking cars..it is not the domain of the gubment to dictate, this is where you commies fail, it is from the people to the leaders, that we govern, not from the leaders to the people.see?...FREEDOM VS TYRANNY....who the hell ever knew whose district a fucking light bulb was made in, unless maybe you lived there?..have you ever?..I have not. you people are so dramatic

The Hollywood Scumatorium was the BEST PLACE EVER FOR SHOWS! And I was a Deadhead who saw concerts literally all over America. Red Rocks was actually better, but there was something magical about the Scumatorium.

#79 | POSTED BY KANREI

MOODY BLUES AT RED ROCK BABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why do wingnutty teabaggers hate america, capitalism and the truth so much?

#85 | Posted by Lipzoidial
How you equate the Tea Party and Curly Light Bulbs together is beyond me, but I'll give you a pass if you've injected a hot dose.

P.S. The efficiency requirement for light bulbs was passed by the GW Bush administration in 2007.

FREEDOM VS TYRANNY....who the hell ever knew whose district a fucking light bulb was made in, unless maybe you lived there?..have you ever?..I have not. you people are so dramatic.

In the same paragraph too.

Oh, Bay. You are freakin' adorable, dumpling.

You spew your half remembered sound bytes continuously like a demented loon without a clue in the world about how absolutely batshiat you sound.

Don't change a hair for us, darling, not if you care for us.

Yer lulz factor is off the charts.

You go, girl!

*snicker*

Be Well.

#91 | Posted by dethspud

Hey, i just had an idea. (ding). See the little halogen bulb above my head? Only 20th century ideas have an incandescent bulb above your head.

Do you deserve a pony?

Barack Obama and the Republican Presidential Candidates don't think so. They are mean jerks.

But Vermin Supreme is a different kind of leader. Vermin Supreme is a leader who believes you deserve a pony and he wants to give you one.

So vote for a real leader. Vote for Vermin Supreme because frankly, you deserve that pony.

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uggggg, you liberals...lalalalalala rainbows and unicorns galore...

Cold front is moving in, yeah. The temp dropped 10 degrees in the last half hour.

how is the boy gracie?

Blood work up tomorrow. Follow up with the Dr. next Wednesday. Yesterday was the worst kind of call.

Obviously, the whole "kill files" thing never materialized.

Is 8roper Moder8's new handle?

Blood work up tomorrow. Follow up with the Dr. next Wednesday. Yesterday was the worst kind of call.

#98 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

damn...heart attack city..I have photography early, then research, if you need me holla

10 will get you 20 that she "AINT" lookin for terrorists threats like muslim extremists......looking for some of us right wing religious zealots who lean on our "GUNS AND RELIGION".........

HEY DHS....obama is a liar !

FUCK A DUCK

put last post on wrong thread...

sorry folks... I KNOW how strict you liberal knuckleheads are...

Is 8roper Moder8's new handle?

#100 | Posted by ClownShack at 2012-01-12 02:59 PM

Not Moder8.

Thanks Bay.

GRoper is a relic of a former age.

FKA Fredo_C .....
FKA Busty_Angel

Heard a funny story yesterday. My wife was telling me about a family (who's child is a patient) last evening and how this poor kid was so sensory defensive he's at the point of being a danger to himself. This is a recent development in his condition, a drastic increase in his level of defensiveness and anxiety. Mom works full time and makes a good salary, she is unfortunately now the only caregiver. Dad (to whom she was married for seven years) is no longer in the picture. Up until just recently dad was able to stay home and be the primary caregiver for the child.

Punchline was that Dad was hispanic and was deported and mom and child were told that if they want to be with him they would also have to leave. Unfortunately, being unemployed in a third world shithole is not any way to raise a child. Mom is understandably upset, especially when her son keeps asking her "Why did you bring daddy to the airport and send him away? I hate you and I want my daddy back!"

Just wanted to share that with you and say a big thanks to all you isolationist closed border assholes for destroying the life (and health) of another preschooler! And a big fuck you to all the "Government is good" assholes.

Government is the root of ALL evil.

#107 There has to be much more to this story if he got deported. It is very sad for the wife and child. Perhaps he should have applied for Citizenship legally like so many others. Do we not send a bank robber to jail if he robs a bank because he is a husband and father?

In Miami if you were deported you did not deport yourself by having your wife drive you to the airport. You were arrested and the City/State deported you.

Do we not send a bank robber to jail if he robs a bank because he is a husband and father?

#108 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2012-01-12 03:34 PM | Reply | Flag:

Unfortunately we can send them to jail but we can't send them back to Mexico.

Only those that refuse to go when asked get rounded up.

Yes, its a sad story, but isolationism is a really ignorant economic philosophy that keeps supply from meeting demand in the exchange of that commodity called labor.

The guy victimized no one and damaged no ones property and got no public assistance.

Goverment - destroying wealth and families for 5000+ years!

Yet he was not here legally, correct?

Are they are free to visit Mexico, are they not?

Do we not send a bank robber to jail if he robs a bank because he is a husband and father?

#108 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2012-01-12 03:34 PM | Reply | Flag:

In your example, private property is stolen and therefore a crime is committed and the victim deserves to be made whole. How does jailing the criminal make the victim whole? Remuneration would serve justice much better than making us pay to put the guy in a cage, no?

Where is the victim in my story?

Where is the property that has been violated?

Yet he was not here legally, correct?

#112 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2012-01-12 03:48 PM | Reply | Flag:

Unclear. They had been married for several years.

Why should it be "illegal" to be with your family?

Are they are free to visit Mexico, are they not?

#113 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2012-01-12 03:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

No. The childs sensory defensiveness makes that a near impossibility. Not to mention that the TSA would probably shoot him when they tried to grope him and he fought back as he would.

Sorry, I'm just stirring the pot... In a foul mood.

The question is of legal citizenship, not being with your family. Over the course of seven years he had ample time to become a citizen of the United States of America. As an employeed up standing person on no entitlements at all it should have been a breeze.

Thursday, January 12, 2012
Obama requests $1.2 trillion debt limit increase
The Obama administration has asked Congress to increase the debt ceiling by $1.2 trillion, giving Congress 15 days to vote on it.

no debt limit, no fucking budget....hello china?.. can we borrow a cup of money?, we'll sell the souls of our children for it, our fucking president is out of his commie, redistributing, slush funding, crony paybacks, union payoffs fucking mind

Congress doesn't need to vote on it. If they "do nothing" which D's seem to despise, the debt limit will automatically go up. The need to actually vote to STOP the increase. Of course, the president can just veto this refusal.

Interesting that all this was set up so as to not interfere with R debates?

I'm sure it was a coincidence...

The question is of legal citizenship

#117 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2012-01-12 03:54 PM | Reply | Flag:

No doubt, it is totally moral and just for some guy to get torn from his family or thrown in jail by not following some draconian procedure to obtain a piece of paper that says he has a right to stand on this side or that side of an imaginary line.

Makes total sense now.

"It's the Law"

"Why"

"Because it's the Law"

"But why is it a Law"

"Well we can't just let everyone in"

"Too bad that somewhere along the lines we let your family in"

HEHE

*Devil's advocate*

Mom is understandably upset, especially when her son keeps asking her "Why did you bring daddy to the airport and send him away? I hate you and I want my daddy back!"

#107 | POSTED BY SHEEPLESHEPERD

so you want us to believe that jose was told he was going to be deported for quadruple homicide on Christmas eve, at an orphanage, because nothing short of that will get any hispanic deported if there is a chance in hell that you will vote for the puke, holder is not going there, especially in an election year,... and so jose said ok, and mom took him to the airport and he bought an airline tix and said good bye and flew off to wherever?.. buy another tix for the kid, the disrespectful brat wants to go with his daddy, dad can sit home all day with him, he is used to that, and he can home school him...he can just walk across the border for medical care for the boy, and go back... I'm sure he knows how to do that..how is mom the only caregiver if she works full time?...I'm getting pretty sensory defensive and anxious myself....

Posted by baysideinpc at 2012-01-12 05:07 PM | Reply

Are you high?

Can you translate that into English, I don't speak Meth-head.

"Well we can't just let everyone in"
"Too bad that somewhere along the lines we let your family in"
HEHE
*Devil's advocate*

#120 | POSTED BY SHEEPLESHEPERD

holy cow, anyone can walk right into this country right now...fuck you, this is a sovereign country, and we have the right to defend our borders, and know who, and what motives people have, that come here, it is a matter of HOMELAND SECURITY, are you nuts? what other country can you just walk across a border into and start DEMANDING goods and services from them,while waving the flag of your home country, and marching in their streets, throwing bricks and bottles at their police... how long do you think you would last doing that anyfucking where else?

Can you translate that into English, I don't speak Meth-head.
#122 | POSTED BY SHEEPLESHEPERD

try this...learn to read, there are only a few big words, get help if you need it, this is a sovereign fucking country...at least for now

#124 | POSTED BY BAYSIDEINPC AT 2012-01-12 05:14 PM | REPLY | FLAG:
You are being selfish and self centered the people are being oppressed.
The heart and courage it take to do what they do is admirable.
If you want to get revenge go after the businesses that break the law by hiring them.

jeeeez, unbelievable

#124 | POSTED BY BAYSIDEINPC AT 2012-01-12 05:14 PM | REPLY | FLAG:
You are being selfish and self centered the people are being oppressed.
The heart and courage it take to do what they do is admirable.
If you want to get revenge go after the businesses that break the law by hiring them.

#126 | POSTED BY WEBWRANGLER

I am not selfish, if the 15 million illegals that are here now, would go back to their own country, and march in their own fucking streets demanding their own fucking govt fix things in their own country so that they can live and prosper there,they could heal things there, and thrive in their own country, the corrupt gubment can't kill or jail all fucking 15 million of them, fuck, get a clue, go en mass and make demands of their own gubment, not ours...either kill all of the corrupt officials, or fucking go vote them out, the answer is not to simply migrate to another country and demand shit from those people, go do that to their own officials... you can't tell me that 15 million people couldn't overthrow the corrupt officials in mexico, and hey, we're helping with thousands of automatic weapons..how much heart and courage does it take to walk illegally across another countrys' border, wave the flag of your own country, demand an education, a job, welfare, food, healthcare, a house, a bank account, a mortage, and everything else?...courage?...courage would be to stay and fight to fix your own damn country...
and yes, employers should be prosecuted, but holder and stringbean will not do that either !! enough is enough...there are not enough jobs for the americans here that need one, and homeland security is a very real issue...damnation people...

Honey I'm home.

And Bay like I stated his story had many holes in it. Maybe a drive-by that will post a B.S. Nooner and leave.

heeeeey janet !! you and jane fonda still suck, beotch ! send that to attaaaaaaaack waaaaaaaatch !!

And Bay like I stated his story had many holes in it. Maybe a drive-by that will post a B.S. Nooner and leave.

#130 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

fuck a bullshit sob story, we have our own fucking sob stories, AMERICAN sob stories ... the hispanics need to fucking man up on their own behalf to the corruption running their country .. that is courage, that is heart

Never said there was. Doesn't mean there can't be improvements. Personally, I don't like the new corkscrew bulbs, but there can certainy be improvements made to over 100 year old technology.

#38 | Posted by kanrei

Improvements that will kill the person or contaminate the house if broken--mercury is in them there corkscrew bulbs...

Oh--and have a great time at the Segar concert!

And here is one smart bird--in Russia no less..

After seeing that video there is no doubt that birds are smart and know what they are doing if they poop on you.

Jesus Christ, Gayside is in rare form today. What a fucking bitch. (Was it my fault, for posting your daily schedule?)

Jesus Christ, Gayside is in rare form today. What a fucking bitch. (Was it my fault, for posting your daily schedule?)

#136 | POSTED BY MONTECORE

yadda, yadda, yadda....meh

Yada, yada, yada.....Pfft. "Gayside" I am thinking he is maybe 13 years old Bay.

After seeing that video there is no doubt that birds are smart and know what they are doing if they poop on you.

#135 | Posted by MURPHY

They are smart. Some birds' fertilized eggs are protected by law. Screw the human fertilized eggs.

#118 | Posted by baysideinpc

We are coming up on 1,000 days without a budget.

Blame all the way around.

#139 | Posted by Petrous

Newswothy point.

If Ron Paul goes third party, it'll split the vote.

The Republicans should drop out then.

Illegal immigration is an easy fix.

Employers need them. We want to know where they are. We just don't want that many. So what to do?

Easy. It's against the law for illegals to be in the US.

Convict them in court.

Send them to jail?

Hell, no. Sell the criminals as slaves. The US Constitution still allows for slavery for criminals.

Sell them to the companies that need the labor.

Not only do we get the employees, we also get the partial count for Census. Those that don't want to be slaves will flee without any enforcement needed.

What happened to Bella?

tebow, the most famous white bronco since oj's car

#145 Bada bing..............

well, the judge declared natalee holloway dead today... tragic, a mother kisses her teenage daughter good bye and never sees her again....and can't even bury her...hug your kids people...

We are coming up on 1,000 days without a budget.
Blame all the way around.

#140 | POSTED BY MURPHY

unbelievable

What happened to Bella?

#144 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

she said the other day she was at the hosp with her mom, gosh, I hope her mom is ok...

is the boy better today gracie?

Me too Bay. Maybe she will check in. The boy is still tired. Will know more after we get the results Wednesday from the Dr. I hate he's 6'3 can't craddle him and make it all better. (:

The guy that wrote the original 'St Elmo's Fire', re-wrote it to be 'Tim Tebow's Fire'

LOL #152 Schnidtt played that on his show today

Me too Bay. Maybe she will check in. The boy is still tired. Will know more after we get the results Wednesday from the Dr. I hate he's 6'3 can't craddle him and make it all better. (:

#151 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

dad is having cataract surgery wed, so I'll be by his side all day, let me know when you get the results though, k?

Will do. And your Dad will love it. My Father-In-Law had it done and swears by it.

The guy that wrote the original 'St Elmo's Fire', re-wrote it to be 'Tim Tebow's Fire'
John Parr Tim Tebow's Fire

#152 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL

whoa ! very cool, thanks lip...did you see elway when tebow connected and they scored at the end?...omg !!

Will do. And your Dad will love it. My Father-In-Law had it done and swears by it.

#155 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

oh cool, I'll tell him that, he is a little anxious

The guy that wrote the original 'St Elmo's Fire', re-wrote it to be 'Tim Tebow's Fire'
John Parr Tim Tebow's Fire
#152 | POSTED BY LIP

and omg, he sounded exactly the same, he was belting that out like it was 1985...sounded great

some family went to see B.B. King here tues night, they said it was so awesome, and he sounded and played great, and he is 86 damn years old, of course, they are not like me, and defy the camera police, so no pics...cowards

If Ron Paul goes third party, it'll split the vote.

The Republicans should drop out then.

#142 | Posted by Petrous

nice.

I suppose I am just an old fart, but i remember when the Republican party was the party of intellectuals. Now, it's the party of nincompoops.

Have you noticed that the tea-tards voice and opinions are slipping away? Getting dimmer and dimmer? The OWS crowd too. I suppose the season of extremism is coming to an end. I'm gonna miss it, quite frankly. Some good material came out of all that craziness.

How many million words was written on this site alone about Sarah Palin?

did you see elway when tebow connected and they scored at the end?...omg !!

#156 | Posted by baysideinpc

actually no, i couldn't watch all of it. I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

I don't dislike him, but I very much dislike the way he makes a big production out of his faith.

I mean, who really gives a shit about his faith? I don't. I do think he's a good football player. He's probably the 5th or 6th best qb in the nfl this year.

My beloved roll tide made him cry in the sec champ game. I didn't see him running out there posing in prayer after getting his ass kicked.

I mean, who really gives a shit about his faith? I don't.
#161 | Posted by Lipzoidial
Obviously you do, more than those who believe in something greater than ourselves.

LOL Patriotwoman I was just about to post on FB to your daughter to let you have the computer..............

Obama and the legions from the bowels of the left are running around scared as babies to face the Republicans in this election. They plan to try an attack the do nothing Congress tactic. And don't you think he is hurting his own party with that? Fine, while Obama can't run on his record, we GUARANTEE that we will be running on it. LOL!

Bottom line, folks, is this. Are Americans, and the nation generally, worse off now than they were in 2008? Answer is Y-E-S! Obama's campaign should run ads that say "Yes we did and we will do worse, HA HA HA".

I love the whole Michelle Obama "angry black woman" thing. If you google that the only instances that come up are the mentions of her interview. LOL! So she is claiming that she is an angry black woman to say that she doesn't like being called that????????????????? Um, ok.

#151 | Posted by gracieamazed
Mono?

Don't think so Papriot. I am thinking more like sugar levels and God help us Diabetes.

Patriot........Dang computer keys sticking.

I don't dislike him, but I very much dislike the way he makes a big production out of his faith. LIP

he doesn't do that, he is on his knee for about 5 seconds, the media makes the big deal out of it, because it is cool to bash christians , if you so much as look cross eyed at a muslim, there is hell to be paid, and who is pushing it but the guy seeking to divide and conquer? he has made many, many speeches on how we should all respect the muslim religion and how we will provide for them to be able to participate in their religion in every way in this country, and we are not the kind of people as a nation, who speak ill of the muslims and their religion, but christian bashing,he has chosen sides on which group enjoys his support, it ain't christians ok? never has he said, stop all that christian bashing out there, that's not who we are, never, and he even said, "we are no longer a christian nation", you think that don't send a message?.. and we clearly are still a christian nation, with around 80 % of this nation claiming to be christian...not only is he racist, he is a liar

#170 AMEN!

Gracie, I saw the post and our friend IM'd me on FB to ask. I am on there and haven't seen anything, so far. I am not on there much lately.

Gracie, your "daughter" has brought me the hot rollers, a chair, the brush, and I am going to stay on here while I roll ALL THAT BLOND HAIR. Wish me luck!

Good luck, she is a beauty!!!

good night girls, love you guys....good night janet !

Good night Bay. Love you and little sista!

Well, my cousin is out of jail. We all have those fucked up family members we all wish would've never been born..

Couple of years ago my cousin, let's call him Mike had a rather odd incident and it landed him in the hooskow for a bit. Mike and his brother, let's call him Bill lived together at the time. Mike and Bill are both late 40's have always had a tough time finding and keeping a job that didn't entail delivering bags of illegal substances. Anywho, bout 2 years ago they were living in a trailer park in what could best be described as the ultimate melting pot. Rednecks, black folks, hispanics, asians, you name it lived in this "development". Mike and Bill had a paperoute to supplement their "government" incomes. Mainly the paperoute money went specifically to cheap beer, which in and of itself isn't a bad thing but the sheer amounts of The Beast consumed by these two was legendary. Can't make it up, but when you can recycle your beer cans and drink for a few days it's beyond normal. Anyway, they both decided when they moved into this particular *house* that they were going to get some pets (for what i have no idea, just a guess but I'd guess it was to protect the weed)to keep them company when the other was off to "work". Well, in the midst of their brilliance they decided to get a male/female set of pugs. You ever been around a pug? Nasty little bastards, slobbering, filthy little shits that destroyed anything they could get their teeth on. Brother and sister out of the same litter, but I'm telling you all they ever did was screw. Grossest thing ever but Mike and Bill loved 'em, didn't like each other much but loved those dogs. Anyway, one morning after a big night of the Beast, Mike couldn't get up to deliver the papers so Bill decided it was his duty to take care of his worthless brother and get the rags delivered. Storming, windy and a mess, he loaded up the bike with the pull along and took off. It was a rather nasty storm and bill was one pissed of mo'fo. During his trek to deliver, he had no idea that the roof on the *house* had caved in from the storm. Mike, still passed out had no idea either. Bill rolls up finds the *house* shredded and freaks out. He goes in looking for his beloved, dumbass, nasty pug Shelia. Well, long story somewhat short, Shelia had been caught under the caved in roof and had expired. Bill was beside himself. He ran to find Mike still passed out and decided he'd had enough. Fight ensued that left 'em both battered and bruised. Mike finally pulls away from the fight wanting to get back to his bitch pug and guess what he finds? Bill's damn male, Jimmy, nailing the hell out of her lifeless body. Dude was mental anyway but he snapped. Went running to get the gun they kept in the house for "protection" and started blasting away at Jimmy. Dumbass dog took a bullet to the leg and took off. Bill thought he'd be Dirty Harry and kept on blasting away. In the midst of shooting at the dog running around the trailer park, he managed to put a round through one of the Hispanic inhabitants kitchen. Whoops...guy came out of the house and went nuts. Threats, baseball bats and a few more discharged shells later the cops showed up..

Something about discharging rounds in a trailer park didn't sit well. Judge wasn't happy, had a step sister living in the next rotunda and nailed Bill with mulitple charges. Bill says to this day his court appointed attorney was the smartest guy he'd ever met..

Not sure why i thought I'd share some of my family history but figured one of many events was worth the time..

Love you Gracie! Hope the little fella feels better. Tuck the little tike in and give him a big kiss on his forehead. LOL

#128 | POSTED BY BAYSIDEINPC AT 2012-01-12 05:48 PM | REPLY | FLAG:
Say I have a family how am I going to provide for them? At this time in space the best way is to go to America. Why? Because cheap ass people are hiring them rather than pay an American. And the drug cartels are murdering for American monies spent on drugs. We should absorb Mexico into the USA. And jail white collar criminals, the ones hiring the immigrants, And legalize drugs but regulate access while counseling abuse.

People don't need health care insurance...
Poor people don't need to eat everyday....
Women don't have a right to choose....
Gays don't have a right to marry....

Signed The GOP...god's ordained politicians!

#1
The school building these kids are in has
an apparent mold problem. Some of the classrooms
were built in such low swamp ground that they
flooded.

Mycotoxins from Black Mold can cause severe
neurological damage. Tics are a symptom.

Can't understand why the parents haven't been
told. Oh, yeah, avoidance of lawsuit. Right.

Evening Bella.

Nice and snow stormy here. How are you doing?

In our judgment, the text of the Constitution and precedent and practice thereunder support the conclusion that the convening of periodic pro forma sessions in which no business is to be conducted does not have the legal effect of interrupting an intrasession recess otherwise long enough to qualify as a "Recess of the Senate" under the Recess Appointments Clause. In this context, the President therefore has discretion to conclude that the Senate is unavailable to perform its advise-and-consent function and to exercise his power to make recess appointments.

Signed The GOP...god's ordained politicians!

#181 | Posted by truthteller101

AKA - God's only people that make God damn sense!

Look that one up truth teller...how did you get that name? Rat out one of your buds on a spring trip adventure? Typical liberal punk.

#184 | Posted by dethspud at 2012-01-13 01:05 AM

And it's still light down here Spud. Maybe you should turn on the sun once in a while. Got foil?

I love a good snow storm in the morning...smells like, snow.

I love a good snow storm in the morning...smells like, snow.

Damn, Spud aint seen snow yet this winter.

Hoped we mighta got some fer Christmas but nope just more farking rain.

Meh, been awake over 24 hours again.

Time fer some shut-eye.

Be Well.

/As ya do
stage left.