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Thursday, January 12, 2012

A 76-year-old investment banker in Palm Beach, Fla., broke his waiter's finger at a private dining club Saturday because he was angry about the check being brought to him. John Castle, the CEO of the private equity firm Castle Harlan, squeezed the hand of waiter Paul Kucik after yelling at him, "You schmuck, why did you bring the bill to the table?" Kucik said Castle's wife had requested the check.

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The waiter deservedly had it coming. I mean how gauche to actually have to pay a bill for dinner?

What good is it being filthy rich if you cannot physically and verbally abuse the filthy workers?

Ask Leona about that.

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Mitt Romney knows just how this poor waiter feels.

Anyone remember the scene in Scorsese's "Casino" where Pesci's brother spits in a sandwich prepared for a cop?

Mitt Romney had his finger broken by someone he once waited on.

The waiter should have fed that old fuck his own eyes.

Justice would be for the douche to have to pay a six figure settlement to the waiter, that would hit him where it hurts him the most... his wallet.

Kucik plays his cards right, he'll never have to work again, but rather be a lifetime beneficiary of the "Castle Asshole Fund Extraordinaire".

"Justice would be for the douche to have to pay a six figure settlement to the waiter, that would hit him where it hurts him the most... his wallet."

He'd be annoyed about having to pay but in the long run the settlement about would most likely be chump change to him. He only broke a finger.

Justice would be for the waiter to sue him, get whatever he can. Then use a fraction of the money to have someone go break the old shit's hip.

Should have just stabbed the old fart in the neck with pen then pissed on the wife.

"Lord Castle Punishes Insolent Waiter"

Nice when we can have a thread that brings all sides together and doesn't have to entail copyright infringement.

i'd have been pissed off too. bringing the check to the table, what a fool.

Doesn't Castle carry some kind of cane that he could have beat the man with? Unfortunately he had to touch the scum. He probably dropped his monocle during the incident, the poor man.

"Waiter"? That's just PC speak for the "bitch boy".

Keep an eye on my drink. Bring the food, bring it fast. Don't make eye contact with people at the table. Dont engage in small talk with me.
Here's a quarter, go fuck yourself, boy.

Oh, and send somebody in to clean the restroom. Apparently somebbody (me) stuck their sht covered TP to the wall again...

Serious question...
What's the over/under on the number of boogers on the wall near the urinal?

I'm particularly interested in Sully's answer to this as he seems to be the type of guy that would appreciate such a query.

"Serious question...
What's the over/under on the number of boogers on the wall near the urinal?"

At this place? Zero. At some low rent chain restaurant its about six.

That's really a habit I never got into or really understand. Why would I want to touch a public bathroom wall for any reason? Even if for whatever reason, I want to make a disgusting mess in a public bathroom, I just pee all over a toilet seat like a gentleman.

Someone was doing the booger thing at work until someone else put up a sign next to the wall snots that said "You think this is OK? Really?" and then I guess the whoever decided to stop.

Sully,
I have to respectfully disagree. The boogers may not stay on the wall for long, but I bet there's a booger bandit or two that eat there.

There are a bunch of boogers on the wall here at work. There's my office, and then some high tech company that sells comms equipment to the government in my building. I'm not wiping the boogers, so it's them. The funny part is it's mostly asians that work there, and these boogers are too high for them to have placed...

"The funny part is it's mostly asians that work there, and these boogers are too high for them to have placed..."

Asians have their own rules regarding boogers. I work with Indians (who are in India) alot and they don't have the same taboos we do about nasal sounds and such. Makes for some interesting conference calls.

Should have just stabbed the old fart in the neck with pen then pissed on the wife.

#11 | Posted by Tedly

he was a waiter in Florida...not a Marine Afghanistan. Sheese!

Suing his ass for a hundred thou will be much more satisfying and rewarding.

The funny part is it's mostly asians that work there, and these boogers are too high for them to have placed...

#18 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2012-01-12 12:41 PM | Reply

101, since you seem to have expertise on this subject, what do midgets do?

what do midgets do?
#21 | Posted by matsop

Quite the kinky little devil, aren't you, Mudflap?

Hell, if I could retire...break mine!

I'm skeptical. According to the police report, the waiter didn't give any contact info so the police couldn't follow up with him.

Too bad Columbo died. He'd figure it out in short order.

This "schmuck" has a history of shitting on service people. Let's hope one of his grandkids gets terminal cancer. Should humble his fucking 1% ass.

What kind of fragile vagina gets his finger broken shaking the hand of some douche that's about to go in front of a death panel?

Pussy..

What a rude guy.

And A&B on top of it!

Settle all of it for 50k.

Hell, if I could retire...break mine!

#23 | Posted by fresno500 at 2012-01-12 05:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

Typical Liberal.

Always looking to live off someone else's money

www.whyy.org

Mitt Romney had this to say about the incident to his adoring news personalities on Fox 'n' Friends, "I love to break waiters' fingers. I mean if they don't give me the service I want."

Always looking to live off someone else's money
#29 | Posted by vernon

Story of your life, fat boy, story of your life.

I wonder if the waiter will finger the culprit?

But, seriously, you have to give him a hand (because the one he has is broken).

I've heard of firm handshakes, but this is ridiculous.

I sure hope it wasn't his 'booger finger'.

No issue here. 76 year old investment bankers are above the law.

This is gonna cost the banker a pretty hefty tip, but don't worry about his bonus because he can use a little of Barry's bailout money.

This is gonna cost the banker a pretty hefty tip, but don't worry about his bonus because he can use a little of Barry's bailout money.

#35 | Posted by fwthom at 2012-01-13 09:52 AM | Reply | Flag:

Yes, you've captured the essence of this story perfectly. It really is all about Obama.

I see that this moron banker might be related to me...lovely.

Mitt Romney had this to say about the incident to his adoring news personalities on Fox 'n' Friends, "I love to break waiters' fingers. I mean if they don't give me the service I want."

#31 | Posted by ubercynic

Is that what he said when his dick was in your mouth?

i'd have been pissed off too. bringing the check to the table, what a fool.

#13 | Posted by somoco at 2012-01-11 06:24 PM | Reply | Flag:Gets his receipt at the counter before they make his burger.

Typical Liberal.

Always looking to live off someone else's money

#29 | Posted by vernon at 2012-01-13 01:32 AM | Reply | Flag:

doesn't tip the boys he has dumpster diving for his meals.

"Marriott is a major pornographer," intoned Phil Burress, president of Citizens for Community Values (CCV), an Ohio-based anti-pornography group. "And even though he may have fought it, everyone on that board is a hypocrite for presenting themselves as family values when their hotels offer 70 different types of hardcore pornography."

In early 2011, more than a decade after the controversy first erupted, Marriott ceased offering in-room porn TV services. The Mormon Hotel chain is a major contributor to the Romney campaign.

The saga of Romney, Marriott hotels and porn has taken a peculiar twist in light of the 2012 election. As Romney moved with calculated precision to the right and become ostensibly more conservative, the Marriott chain gave up offering porn but reached out for the gay dollar, becoming "what?", more liberal.

The greatest fiction of the Romney campaign is that he presents himself as a businessman, indistinguishable for the small retail-store owner who lives or works next door. As one of the victims of his hedge-fund calculations reminds us, "All he knows is how to shovel cash from one pile to another pile." He is, first and foremost, a banker, a speculator, a white-shoe gangster, a moneylender making a buck through usury.

While on the Marriott board, Romney's support for offering porn signified his adherence of capitalism over Christian morals. It seems that for Romney, the church (Mormon, Evangelical or Jewish) was then and remains a parallel institution to the state; where one imposed moral discipline and conformity, the other functions as an apparatus of power and tax-collection serving corporate interests. Both serve the same goal, insuring the authority of the 1 percent. Watching him on the campaign stump, it seems that he still believes this in his heart-of-hearts. If he still has a heart.

David Rosen

In early 2011, more than a decade after the controversy first erupted, Marriott ceased offering in-room porn TV services.

God forbid in the privacy of their own room, an adult should have a choice of what to watch on fucking TV. This is one problem I have with religion.

(squinting through monocle) "His suit speaks elite while his demeanor spells common."

But seriously, what a fucking thug. With that much cocaine in his bloodstream he should expect an aneurism at least.

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