Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Wednesday, January 11, 2012

MSNBC: It's a rare day when Richard Drake turns down a dead body, but last week, he had no choice. At 6-foot-1 and 350 pounds, the deceased in question was simply too big for the Cleveland Clinic Body Donation Program, which provides specimens for anatomy classes at the Lerner College of Medicine and elsewhere. "When you are obese, thereÂÂÂÂ's a lot of tissue everywhere," Drake said. "The students don't get as good a learning opportunity."

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That's got to be hard on the 'ol self-esteem.

Sorry, Tennessee.

I would think that when statistically a third of adults are obese, they would want some practice with the larger cadavers. But I guess since fat people are second class citizens who have to try to live with everything else that is designed for the ideal specimen, medical care should be no different.

""Someone that's shorter and carrying a lot of weight, that is a problem," said Drake, director of anatomy and a professor of surgery. "The storage is one issue, but when you are obese, there's a lot of tissue everywhere. The students don't get as good a learning opportunity."

???

The students are never going to work on a fat person? Statistics say otherwise.

Doh'

#3 beat me to it. I guess it helps to read the thread first.

In cadaver lab we had a very senior cachetic female with no muscle. Our neighbors had a middle age obese male so lots of sharing of findings. Once you got past the fat the big guy had huge muscles that were fun to discect. Fun; I know, that sounds sick. Our lady had biceps that were the size of my thumb. easy to find vessels and nerves. All shapes and sizes can be useful. I will admit, getting the 300 pounder up out of the fluid took two people at each end of the tank.
Of the 24 cadavers none were 'ideal'.
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"At 6-foot-1 and 350 pounds, the deceased in question was simply too big for the Cleveland Clinic Body Donation Program..."

But perfect for the University of Alaska's Institute of Arctic Biology at Fairbanks.

Maybe these people should just lose some fucking weight.

If this person was obese for biological reasons, you might think it would be a good study (i don't know, I am not in the medical field like so many of you think you are). If this person was obese because they were lazy and stupid, throw them in the landfill.

#3 | Posted by missesmerelda
Oh Oh ,sounds like miserable won't get excepted. Next time your at Wallmart try walking, instead of using the electric scooter down the junk food lanes.

Looks like Asshouse/Chicken Rancher agrees with the First Lady.

Whodda thunk!

Vernon's great great grandchildren scored! They sold his assumedly-soon-to-be-dead corpse in 1994 for $350! Nice work!

But perfect for the University of Alaska's Institute of Arctic Biology at Fairbanks.

#7 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2012-01-11 09:50 AM | Reply | Flag:

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Ooops.........

What did that asshole say?

He said .....

Seriously, is your inability to actually address the topic of the thread due to laziness, stupidity, or both?

#5 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2012-01-09 10:08 AM | Reply | Flag:

But perfect for the University of Alaska's Institute of Arctic Biology at Fairbanks.

#7 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2012-01-11 09:50 AM | Reply | Flag:

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Ooops.........

What did that asshole say?

He said .....

Seriously, is your inability to actually address the topic of the thread due to laziness, stupidity, or both?

#5 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2012-01-09 10:08 AM | Reply | Flag:

Tyler Durden: [T]he best fat for making soap comes from humans.

The medical students could cut on Michelle Obama's fat butt for years and still not make a dent. But they would need a fork lift to put that thing on the table.

Man, think out of the box. Liposuction for the deceased! Guaranteed to get your loved one into research! Could become a cottage industry, maybe even make enough extractions for biofuels! Run your car on people!

Green movement just has no imagination.

"The medical students could cut on Michelle Obama's fat butt for years and still not make a dent"

Imagine how long Crisco Christie would last.

Crisco Christie

Be Well.

/Oblig.

/Also Oblig.

Be Well.

Chris Christie how did this fat slob ever get elected?
An Newt.. Two of the all you can eat Diner people..
There plans don't include losing weight...

Oh Oh ,sounds like miserable won't get excepted. Next time your at Wallmart try walking, instead of using the electric scooter down the junk food lanes.

#10 | POSTED BY PATRON AT 2012-01-11 10:32 AM | REPLY | FLAG:
Grammar is your friend, now kindly fuck off.

Speaking of angry fat people...

i58.photobucket.com

#22 | Posted by missesmerelda
Bet you typed that with a box of jelly donuts in front of you. Thats talent.

Well just remember, that Michelle Obama looks out the WH windows and gets really pissed at how fat American children are. She really hates them and is always yelling at Obama to do something about them. So we, as loyal Americans need to make sure that they are never exposed to fat children, period. Anytime there is an event at the WH there should be a sign that says "no fat children allowed". And if the Obamas decide to make a royal visit to your town, make sure that all fat children are locked away in the basement with a bag of Doritos.

#24 Did I wrong you in another life? I don't even know who the fuck you are. I can't think of a logical reason why you would feel the need to be such a douchebag. It's not constructive to the thread. It's not particularly witty. If you are trying to hurt my feelings...um...epic fail...I could give a fuck. You don't know me, so making pathetic stabs in the dark actually make you look even stupider than the fact that you can't spell. If you are trying to earn points with someone, I fail to see who. If you are just trying to be one of the cool kids by insulting someone and making up a name for me, you didn't do a very good job, maybe Jackass or Goatman can give you some lessons. I've been around awhile and you are not even close to original. In any event, like I said, kindly fuck off. Have a nice day.

Wow, I thought fat people were jolly. Did they short you on your dozen jellies? Check post #3,either your real fat and think the world should change to fit you, or your some slobbering fool who thinks the world should help fat people. All they have to do is walk away from the table. Buy your post ,I think your bigger than the 350# specimen that was turned down.

#25 | POSTED BY PATRIOTWOMAN23

I hate your fat children too, you fat-assed sack of shit.

Hell no! Even Vemin wouldn't tag a fat broad; dead or not.

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