Lipzoidial Politicians Hairdo Analysis Special Report Expose - Part 2
you may recall from the Lipzoidial Politicians Hairdo Special Report Expose - Part 1 (LPHSE1) that Mitt Romney's Hair;
1) is the inspiration for his 'Flipper' nickname,
2) looks like american wind blown hay on a sunny midwestern morning (with little gray bushes of capitalism at the sides),
3) is exactly the same kind of hairdo jesus would have if he had if jesus had access to a good salon,
4)is the cause of that buzzing sound that surrounds Mitt, it's his hair giving thanks because they have magic underwear,
5)will secure the repub nom and a place in heaven.
Ron Paul
Ron Paul's hair is lonely. No one cares about it. No one addresses it. No one tussles it. Can you imagine walking up to Paul and saying, 'Hey Ron (tussling his hair), how's it hanging'? No one wants to run their fingers through it.
Ron Paul has the kind of wearisome hair that can only be caused by looking at thousands of baby-filled vaginas for 40 years. How can a man's hair ever become sexually aroused again after spending all day lookin' at that?
A vagina would not even become aroused if Ron's hair was just inches away from it. As opposed to say like if it were George Clooney's hair or Madonna's.
But the President of the United States' hair doesn't have to spend a lot of time inches away from a vagina, except during the Clinton administration.
The good thing about Ron's hair is that it's dependable. It's methodical and it's very scientific. For this reason it will never be elected, because it doesn't understand that politics is show business.
I recommend that he gets an afro.
