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FIRST, but only by 80 votes.

Brrrrrr.

Wrong thread. I think you're looking for the DR's biggest loser thread.

good afternoon folks...brrrr is right bella, although it is warming up nicely now

72 in houston

72 in houston

#5 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2012-01-05 12:29 PM

More chubbies there to keep it warm.

hey, any of you guys ever used VMWare?

If so;
1) which product have you tried (player, vsphere, workstation, etc)?
2) did you try it on windows or linux?
3) did it work properly (did it cause any lingering effects on your operating system?
4) did you create any virtual machines with it?

thanks in advance for anything you can tell me.

hey, any of you guys ever used VMWare?

Posted by Lipzoidial

No put I've had good luck with TupperWare.

1) which product have you tried (player, vsphere, workstation, etc)?
2) did you try it on windows or linux?
3) did it work properly (did it cause any lingering effects on your operating system?
4) did you create any virtual machines with it?

thanks in advance for anything you can tell me.

#7 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2012-01-05 12:33 PM

1.VSphere, Workstation
2.Windows
3.Yes
4.Yes

Using it small scale, 2 VSphere machines. Perfect for clearing up rack space of all those servers that are only used by a few users at a time.

Greeting! Winter lasted one day! AC is back on.

No put I've had good luck with TupperWare.

#8 | Posted by wisgod

shhhh...haven't you heard, the gracies are really into tupperware.

they will cut your ass if you don't return the borrowed tupperware.

I was having lunch with a staffer for one of the rare Republican members of Congress who opposed the policy of so-called free trade. I distinctly remember something my colleague said: "The rich elites of this country have far more in common with their counterparts in London, Paris, and Tokyo than with their own fellow American citizens."

That was just the beginning of the period when the realities of outsourced manufacturing, financialization of the economy, and growing income disparity started to seep into the public consciousness, so at the time it seemed like a striking and novel statement.

At the end of the cold war many writers predicted the decline of the traditional nation state. Some looked at the demise of the Soviet Union and foresaw the territorial state breaking up into statelets of different ethnic, religious, or economic compositions. This happened in the Balkans, former Czechoslovakia, and Sudan. Others, like Chuck Spinney, predicted a weakening of the state due to the rise of Fourth Generation Warfare, and the inability of national armies to adapt to it. The quagmires of Iraq and Afghanistan lend credence to that theory. There have been hundreds of books about globalization and how it would break down borders. But I am unaware of a well-developed theory from that time about how the super-rich and the corporations they run would secede from the nation state.

I do not mean secession in terms of physical withdrawal from the territory of the state, although that happens occasionally. It means a withdrawal into enclaves, a sort of internal immigration, whereby the rich disconnect themselves from the civic life of the nation and from any concern about its well-being except as a place to extract loot.

Our plutocracy now lives like the British in colonial India: in the place and ruling it, but not of it. If one can afford private security, public safety is of no concern; if one owns a Gulfstream jet, crumbling bridges cause less apprehension and viable public transportation doesn't even show up on the radar screen. With private doctors on call, who cares about Medicare?

The sentiment among the super-rich towards the rest of America is often one of contempt rather than noblesse; Bernard Marcus, co-founder of Home Depot, says about the views of the 99%: "Who gives a crap about some imbecile?"

Federal payroll taxes are regressive, and the dirty little secret is that over the last several decades they have made up a greater and greater share of federal revenues. In 1950, payroll and other federal retirement contributions constituted 11% of all federal revenues; by 2007, the last “normal” economic year before federal revenues began falling, they made up 34%. By contrast, corporate income taxes were 26% of federal revenues in 1950; by 2007 they had fallen to 14%. These same players are taking their compensation as capital gains instead of salary, moving form a 35% tax bracket to 15% and dodging social security and medicare taxes completely. Who has skin in the game now?

Mike Lofgren

shhhh...haven't you heard, the gracies are really into tupperware.
they will cut your ass if you don't return the borrowed tupperware.

#11 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL

hahahahahahahahahaha,it wasn't the gracies, it was me, and lmao, is it too much to ax for people to return shit? I'd rather you keep my weedeater than my tupperwear though..priorities

communist, is anti god.... non believers...

Religions, on the other hand is a manmade business for profit!

Socialism, is about equality

Fascism, is about a few people controling wealth " the 1 percenters"

Redistribution of wealth, is what the government employees are taking today from private sector jobs.

#10

You're kidding. I'm in north central
Florida. It's still chilly here. But
then again I have been conditioned to
put on a jacket when the mercury drops
to (embarrassed to say it) 65. I know.
I'm a wuss.

Florida cold is different than most other colds. New Yorkers come to Miami and bitch about how cold it is when it is only 55. The humidity plays a major factor in it.

#4
Too many oaks around the house.
The sun is at the wrong angle
for it to be warming up yet.
:(

Bella, yesterday it was 16 in the am in the Panhandle. Today it is in the 70's. I have family in Hutchinson Island that returned from vacation in Englad and landed in Orlando where it was colder then the day they left Europe.

#5
No fair, Lip. But enjoy!
:)

And what's up with Acorns? I must have ten times the normal amount on the ground and they are huge!

#18
It's a fact in Florida.
Don't like the weather?
Don't worry, it'll change
by noon. Hope the warming
trend comes this way.

"And what's up with Acorns? I must have ten times the normal amount on the ground and they are huge!"

Election year?

Bay,

You don't understand do you? You and gracie and patriotman and graciewildhair are 'the gracies'. Moder8 is an honorary member.

#20
No kidding. We have a 200 sqft
walled courtyard and I had to
remove TWO lawn trash bags full
of oak leaves just from last month.

The acorns are a squirrel conspiracy.
fc09.deviantart.net

#14 | Posted by truthteller101

"Democracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word: equality. But notice the difference: while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude." --Alexis de Tocqueville

#8
Hey there Wis!
How was your Christmas?

#25 However, according to Karl Marx's theory of Communism, Communism is the ultimate in Democracy as every person has an equal say in how their state operates.

democracy seeks equality in liberty

#25 | Posted by KBM

I really miss that in the US.

"every person has an equal say in how their state operates"

That really worked out didn't it?

That really worked out didn't it?

Posted by Zatoichi at 2012-01-05 01:05 PM |

Yes, it did. See the Kabutz. There has never been a Communist country in the history of the world. By the very definition of Communism: if your country has a leadership and government, you are not Communist.

I must have ten times the normal amount on the ground and they are huge!

#20 | Posted by gracieamazed

Was there frost on your nuts?

Hey there Wis!
How was your Christmas?

#26 | Posted by Bellatrix

I got plenty of charcoal for the grill. How about you?

Bay,

You don't understand do you? You and gracie and patriotman and graciewildhair are 'the gracies'. Moder8 is an honorary member.

No..Moder8 showed them his vagina and he was granted full membership.

Just fucking with you, Moder8..:)

#14
If Socialism is so good then
please explain why China has
embraced capitalism?

Communism is the ultimate in Democracy as every person has an equal say in how their state operates.

#27 | Posted by kanrei

Have you ever been to a party and you're telling someone about your hemmoroid operation or something like that, and right when you say something salacious, everyone stops talking all at once, but you were already shouting. So, in the ensuing quietness, you shout out way too loud, 'so he shoved that thing right up my ass'?

well, that's how communism works.

Just fucking with you, Moder8..:)

ModRat got himself fucked up, Freemason.

He ain't coming here no more.

See back page.

#32
It was nice. No charcoal
for me. New Years eve was
a bit noisy. The entire
family slept through it
but as I am a light sleeper
I was up until 3am.

Just fucking with you, Moder8..:)

#34 | Posted by boaz

speaking of moder8. I want to give you guys advance warning. First, i am happy he has a shot at upward mobility. But.....if that fucker is playing another one of his drama games, i'm gonna let him have the full flying drop kick with a full nelson suplex sleeper hold.

no one has lived throught that yet.

#31 Wissy why yes there was frost on those nuts. Do you need a pair, I have plenty to spare. (:

i'm gonna let him have the full flying drop kick with a full nelson suplex sleeper hold.

I can promise you, it's one of his dramas.

And you don't need to do all that. Just pluck a hair out of his eyebrows. That is enough to do him in.

Do you need a pair, I have plenty to spare. (:

#41 | Posted by gracieamazed

Why don't you send them to your Buddy, Moder8? And if there are any backbones around the yard, send those too.

Moder8 is either about to skyrocket his career, or create a new Retort handle.

Bay,
You don't understand do you? You and gracie and patriotman and graciewildhair are 'the gracies'. Moder8 is an honorary member.
#23 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL

thank you for that clarification

#43 You were the one asking about them. I offer you a pair and you get defensive trying to shrug it off to Moder8 who is not here. Would you feel better if the offer of a pair of nuts came from Bella?

gracie, guess what I found on my back porch again this morning? my girl is such a sap

#40
This is what happens when one is on the receiving
end of the full nelson suplex sleeper hold.
dailyfiasco.com

Moder8 is either about to skyrocket his career, or create a new Retort handle.

He has embarrassed himself too much recently. Of course this is all a drama for a new handle.

#46
I don't have any nuts.
Acorns galore on the driveway.
But no nuts.

The GOP found there new leader in Romney as their chosen one....
About Romney, actually many people do believe that mormon's are alien's from the planet Moron... Its a distant planet where religious control freaks live..They spend their days wearing religious underwear...An women have no right to choose.They just obey...

OBEY!

Get out Bay?

Lightning could care less about the 'angel moroni'

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

LOL #50 Bella poor Wissy would not know what to do with a real pair. We need to start small, hence the Acorns....... (:

Of course this is all a drama for a new handle.

#49 | Posted by Tosser

Seriously?

gracie, guess what I found on my back porch again this morning? my girl is such a sap

#47 | Posted by baysideinpc

Maybe her bra and panties are too big.

Seriously?

I'm sure of it.

If he was serious... he could just stop posting. There was no need for him to open up a goodbye thread about it.

The fool even outted his real name.

The fool even outted his real name.

#58

Really. Foolish.

Where is the good bye thread?

homeland security degrees huh?...we'll train you, put you on the front line of the homicidal business end of the obscene blood bath that is the drug war, we'll give you a slingshot and some bean bag bullets to protect yourself, then we will dole out thousands of weapons including assault rifles and .50 caliber sniper rifles, like they are freaking chicklets, to murderous drug cartels in mexico and get you killed, and then we'll be all like...we didn't do anything??? whaaaaaat?

Here you go, Gracie. Will this be your first time off the Nooner?

www.drudge.com

Get out Bay?

#52 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

as I live and breathe sistergirl

guess what I found on my back porch again this morning? my girl is such a sap

#47 | Posted by baysideinpc

is this one of those deals where your pet brings you a dead animal as a gift?

dead rat = sap
dead raccoon = she must have messed up real bad
dead moose = need to go to the clinic immediately

You know, when you see an IRL picture of a retort user, it almost always is not what you expected.

He may have outed himself, but you can't say he isn't a lawyer anymore, Tosser.

He may have outed himself, but you can't say he isn't a lawyer anymore, Tosser.

Oh, I often called him "Lawyer".

That's a swear word where I come from.

It just means, he was scum for real.

There can be no other breed of scum more scummier than the lawyer-breed.

when you see an IRL picture of a retort user, it almost always is not what you expected.

Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2012-01-05 01:53 PM

I know! They always look human.

Lounge Singers are right up there.....

Listen you guys. Outing someone is not very nice. And it's dangerous.

The only pics i ever saw was goatman and someone else (i don't have leave to say). oh and tosser, who looks like the kind of person that needs a sports car for sexual reasons.

who else wants to show a pic?

I'll look at it and tell you if you should kill yourself now or wait until modern medicine finds a cure for your obvious genetic disorders.

Why is this shit putting a pen in his mouth?

#72 | Posted by Tosser

he's got a date later and he's doing his stretching exercises.

I'll look at it and tell you if you should kill yourself now or wait until modern medicine finds a cure for your obvious genetic disorders.


I just avoid mirrors. Other people must suffer horribly, but I don't have to see it.

oh and tosser

You have never seen my pic. It's quite impossible.

Listen you guys. Outing someone is not very nice. And it's dangerous.

#73 | Posted by gracieamazed

Sure it is. But when you start a thread about Jerry Brown appointing you, you get what you ask for. (Unless you're to fucking stupid to use Google) Besides, Father Time has been a member long enough to know better. That's why I've got money that says he's bullshitting.

You have never seen my pic. It's quite impossible.

#78 | Posted by Tosser

why are you invisible?

Tosser it dosen't make it right to post it here, his name or picture. Especially since he has left the Nooner in hopes of an appointment. Surely there can't be that much hate here to wish bringing him down on a forum like this, is there? Remember I was the victim of that last week. 90% Total bullshit that some here jumped all over putting not only myself but my son and husband in danger. Just saying....

Wisgod is probably right.

This was too easy.

"Read this. And then read his thread.

gov.ca.gov"

If that's Moder8 then he has been lying. The link says he has been on his own since 1998. Moder8 has said he curretly works as a PD.

Besides...he said he was being considered...not appointed....yet.

why are you invisible?

Yes.

If you don't think so, give us all a link to my pic.

Do it right now. LOL

If that's Moder8 then he has been lying. The link says he has been on his own since 1998. Moder8 has said he curretly works as a PD.

Besides...he said he was being considered...not appointed....yet.

And so the ball of yarn unravels...

Good catch.

That's why I've got money that says he's bullshitting.

#79 | Posted by wisgod

i'm not betting on that, all i'm saying is if he is bullshitting, then you guys are gonna see lipz's dark side.

i'm gonna hound him till he bleeds from his eye-sockets. then i'm gonna pull his eyeballs out and piss on his brain.

#86 Lipzy that made me laugh.

Give us all a link to my pic

don't you remember posting this?

media.photobucket.com

Besides...he said he was being considered...not appointed....yet.

#83 | Posted by eberly

Brown made 14 appointments on December 27th. He made only 1 prior to that in 11 months. Damn hard to swallow his story.

Do it right now. LOL

#84 | Posted by Tosser

This pic is old but i thinks people can get the right idea.

Tosser's Pic

Surely there can't be that much hate here to wish bringing him down on a forum like this, is there?

If anyone is in the wrong, it's ModRat.

1. He painted arrows to make it seem he is that guy in the pic.

2. And he is probably misrepresenting himself as that guy.

2 seconds of Googling will give you that guy's Facebook page.

I can easily ask him if he is indeed Mod-Rat... not a problem. If not, he will be pretty pissed at someone pretending to be him.

i'm gonna hound him till he bleeds from his eye-sockets. then i'm gonna pull his eyeballs out and piss on his brain.

#86 | Posted by Lipzoidial

Oh, trust me. I'll be given a vacation faster than the Obama's.

Lame as ever.

Come with a pic that is me and I will admit it.

Come with a pic that is me and I will admit it.

#93 | Posted by Tosser

seriously dude, you have posted your pic. you had black hair and a goatee (not a female goat but a moustache and chin beard) and some lame-o car that you though was hot. It's been a long time ago - couple of years? - just guessing. (where the fuck is the historian hans when you need him?)

I remembered thinking you looked like every other paki i ever met except not as frail and boney as most of them.

Oh, trust me. I'll be given a vacation faster than the Obama's.

#92 | POSTED BY WISGOD

lmao ! that IS fast

seriously dude, you have posted your pic. you had black hair and a goatee

This guy?

vimeo.com

And I said that wasn't me.

paki i ever met .. frail and boney as most of them.

All you have met are Indians whom you thought were "pakis".

Anything else you got???

No?

Of course not.

All you have met are Indians whom you thought were "pakis".

#96 | Posted by Tosser

that's the pioc. I don't recall you saying it wasn't you. or maybe i do but thought you were lying.

Let me tell you about a very prominent paki i knew. he was from punjab, whatever the fuck that is. he was my boss for a while.

he was one of the smartest and stinkingest people i ever met in my life. this fucker insisted on taking a shit every day after lunch, which is fine, but then he would clean himself with his hand and not wash his hands. then he would go to his desk and put lotion on his hands. then he smelled like jergens shit lotion. it was disqusting.

I've got several photos of Tosser entering and leaving his home in my file.

--Jackass

I don't recall you saying it wasn't you.

I said it.

he was from punjab, whatever the fuck that is. he was my boss for a while.

he was one of the smartest and stinkingest people i ever met in my life. this fucker insisted on taking a shit every day after lunch, which is fine, but then he would clean himself with his hand and not wash his hands. then he would go to his desk and put lotion on his hands. then he smelled like jergens shit lotion. it was disqusting.

Indian.

You know there is a "punjab" in India too, don't you? LOL

A Pakistani would wash their hands... it is part of Islam. They won't lotion instead of washing.

but thought you were lying.

Lying is not in my nature.

Lying IS in your nature... which is why you thought I might be lying.


but thought you were lying.

Lying is not in my nature.


Liars would never admit it was in their nature to lie, now would they? =P

I have never been caught lying, while many others here have.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

I have never been caught lying, while many others here have.


So you admit to lying, just not being caught.

Careful, I am really good at this game =D

I do not admit to lying at all.

I do admit to never having been caught lying.

And that is because I never lied in the first place.

I'm like George Washington. I will cut down your apple tree or banana tree or whatever the fuck tree that was... but I won't lie about it.

"Moder8 is either about to skyrocket his career, or create a new Retort handle.
#44 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE"

No, and no. He will not get the appointment, and then he will be back with his same handle.

(And is Tosser the dumbest motherfucker here, or what? In the same series of posts, the goat fucker claims that Moder8 is bullshitting and isn't really up for an appointment, then claims that some sap who has already been appointed is Moder8. "Good catch" indeed. Fucking retard.

Good catch.

#85 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-01-05 02:17 PM | Reply | Flag: RETARD

don't you remember posting this?

media.photobucket.com

#88 | Posted by eberly at 2012-01-05 02:20 PM | Reply | Flag: FUNNY

=D Sorry Tosser, but I am really bored right now.


I do not admit to lying at all.

A liar wouldn't. Given everyone lies, then you are lying about not lying.

I do admit to never having been caught lying.
IF you never lied, why would you think of being "caught lying?" If I didn't lie, I would say "I don't like and you can't prove I did." Saying you have "never been caught lying" is an admission of lying, but bragging about never getting caught doing it.

And that is because I never lied in the first place

Again, everyone lies. EVERYONE. Most lies are, to quote Community "done 6 inches from the bathroom mirror."

Moder8 is bullshitting and isn't really up for an appointment, then claims that some sap who has already been appointed is Moder8.

Retard.

Did you read the whole thing?

I doubted he was telling the truth.

And then the world Googled and came up with this link to a story about a lawyer who just got appointed.

And now it is clear that he was lying.

Fucking retard.

#107 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-01-05 02:48 PM | Reply | Flag: too brain damaged to be called a retard

If I didn't lie, I would say "I don't like and you can't prove I did."

In Urdu, we do it different.

A Pakistani would wash their hands... it is part of Islam. They won't lotion instead of washing.

#100 | Posted by Tosser

hey, dill-hole, i had many conversations with the guy about his homeland and his life. he was from pakistan. he did his engineering internship at some indian nuclear facility, then he helped pakistan start their own nuclear program.

then he brought his shit stained hand to america and stunk up my office. he was a fantastic engineer, which is remarkable in itself, since most engineers from that part of the world are not worth a shit.

In Urdu, we do it different.

#112 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-01-05 02:53 PM |

With goats?

Again, sorry. I'm bored.

It's like you would see bubbles in water and say "that's air".

I would say "bubbles of water". LOL

"then he would clean himself with his hand and not wash his hands. then he would go to his desk and put lotion on his hands. then he smelled like jergens shit lotion. it was disqusting.
#98 | Posted by Lipzoidial"

Yes, it was disgusting, and it was completely normal behavior for a Paki or Indian. (Except the lotion. Most of those backwards motherfuckers can't afford lotion.)

he was from pakistan. he did his engineering internship at some indian nuclear facility, then he helped pakistan start their own nuclear program.

Impossible.

Sorry.


It's like you would see bubbles in water and say "that's air".

I would say "bubbles of water". LOL


I would say "who farted?"

to quote Community

#109 | Posted by kanrei

I've seen you reference Community several times. What the hell is community?

"And then the world Googled and came up with this link to a story about a lawyer who just got appointed.
And now it is clear that he was lying.
Fucking retard.
#110 | Posted by Tosser"

Yeah, because using Google to find some other defense lawyer who had already been appointed to the bench proves that Moder8 is not being considered for a future appointment.

Fucking retard.

Monte is getting an ache in his balls because he is disappointed his hero Modrat is just a rat. LOL

Yeah, because using Google to find some other defense lawyer who had already been appointed to the bench proves that Moder8 is not being considered for a future appointment.

Fucking retard.

Does your Governor appoint people every week? LOL

Fucking retard to you twice.

I've seen you reference Community several times. What the hell is community?

#119 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2012-01-05 02:56 PM

A great show put on hiatus because NBC is run by morons that I am trying to help spread the word about to try and save.

I would say "who farted?"

That's easy. Modrat.

No, and no. He will not get the appointment, and then he will be back with his same handle.

#106 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-01-05 02:47 PM

And when he returns, every thread on the Retort will be consumed with:

"Posted by Tosser"

Impossible.
Sorry.

#117 | Posted by Tosser

next time i see him, i'll tell him that.

if he kills me I'm going straight over and fucking your 72 virgins before you get a chance to.

He might come back as "ModRat".

He has no shame, after all.

next time i see him, i'll tell him that.

Do that.

A great show put on hiatus because NBC is run by morons that I am trying to help spread the word about to try and save.

#123 | Posted by kanrei

you're a brilliant guy, but your math skills suck. either that, or this is the worst whisper campaign in history.

you're a brilliant guy, but your math skills suck

They do suck, but what does that have to do with anything in this thread? Are you assuming I only work Community into conversations here or that I am the only one doing it? We (the save Community community for lack of a better term) are getting very close to mailing paintballs to NBC to show our support for the show. It worked with Jericho and peanuts.

Lawdy I hate it when work happens.

Lip, are you advising that Kanrei be more niggardly with his use of community?

"Does your Governor appoint people every week? LOL
Fucking retard to you twice.
#122 | Posted by Tosser"

He appoints them when vacancies arise due to death or retirement. There is no set schedule. Retard-cubed.

HEY BAY 5:33pm ISS Fly Over - Six minutes of viewing!!

It's against the rules of this site to attempt to out the real names and other information of other users.

Does Tosser actually think that only one Superior Court judge gets appointed by the Governor of California? Like, ever? Just because one guy got appointed that doesn't sound like Moder8 doesn't mean he was lying. It means one guy got appointed to one slot. There are hundreds of Superior Court judges.

It's against the rules of this site to attempt to out the real names and other information of other users.

#135 | Posted by rcade

okay, i promise i will not tell anyone your name is really Rick Santorum. So don't ask, i'm just not gonna tell it.

Lip, are you advising that Kanrei be more niggardly with his use of community?

#132 | Posted by wisgod

maybe, but what i'm really saying is if he goes on a crusade, he should warn us so we don't thinks he's gone stark raving mad.

"Does Tosser actually think that only one Superior Court judge gets appointed by the Governor of California? Like, ever? Just because one guy got appointed that doesn't sound like Moder8 doesn't mean he was lying. It means one guy got appointed to one slot. There are hundreds of Superior Court judges.
#136 | Posted by JOE"

Let me simply the above for the retarded: Tosser is on your team.

Let me simply the above for the retarded: Tosser is on your team.

#139 | Posted by mOntecOre

Mulligan?

Shit. Simplify.
Thanks.
Fore!

Honey, I'm home............. (:

Dreamsicles, rememebr them? They make a Whipped Vodka, pour over ice, add Orange Soda and a dallop of whipped cream on top, close your eye's and take a sip. Amazing!!!!!!!!

It's not cool to describe your sexual acts on this blog, you freak.

Man, it is so annoying when work gets in the way of my posting. But I got a promotion! New job starts in 2 weeks. Same time grad skrool starts back up. My posting is soon going to be SERIOUSLY diminished. However, I'm sure Gracie et. al. will ramp things up in my absence.

Men with balls like mine drink Jack Daniel's, neat.

#142 CONGRATS!!

#143 And you would know this how? You were shopping for a pair of Acorns here earlier.......... (:

"Men with balls like mine drink Jack Daniel's, neat.
#143 | Posted by wisgod"

That's weird, Wisc. I drank a lot of JD over the holiday, and my balls are big. I guess JD appeals to men with big or little balls.

And you would know this how?
Posted by gracieamazed

I haul them around all day. It's hard work.

I drank a lot of JD over the holiday, and my balls are big.
#146 | Posted by mOntecOre

You into bowling?

Jack?
Gag me.

How old are you, 15?

Maker's Mark.

I'm out of Maker's so it's Sauza tres Generaciones neat.

Jack?
Gag me.
How old are you, 15?
#149 | Posted by Zatoichi

Yeah, I'm 15. Are you covering Gracie's yard?

Macallan Cask Strength for me.

Are you covering Gracie's yard?

Don't attempt to drag me into that nube crap.
It's like barnacles.

Maker's is SOTA, not Jack.
You're still driving a flathead Ford.

My first mother-in-law was a Scotch drinker.
She was a Red Cross Doughnut Dolly in WWII.
She was invited to the American/Russian meeting with Patton because she could drink Russians under the table.

Not me she didn't.
We had a wonderful ten years when my kids were little.
She passed in 1992.
I have her pistol in my vault.
Smith & Wesson .32 S&W Long.

Zat that is wonderful. You need to document those memories so they are never lost and get passed down through the generations.

Hey Kanrei Community is on NBC here at 7pm?????

"You need to document those memories"

It's been done, not to worry.

Great to hear Zat. So much is lost in a family that does not.

"You into bowling?
#148 | Posted by wisgod"

No, bocce.

"So much is lost in a family that does not."

I also have my ex's grandmother's pistol in my vault.
(It's for the kids, I'm the one with the gun vault.)

It's a pearl handle Smith top break in .32 S&W.

These ladies could take care of themselves.
We're talking Texas panhandle in The Depression.

"Maker's Mark.
#149 | Posted by Zatoichi"

Knob Creek is better, if we are talking "middle shelf." And LetUs, we're talking bourbon here, not scotch. With scotch, I'm a Glenmorangie fan.

Good for you. Which one? Port, sherry, etc?

I prefer something with a little more kick and attitude.

These ladies could take care of themselves.
We're talking Texas panhandle in The Depression.

#159 | Posted by Zatoichi

I'll bet they'd spit in your Maker's Mark.

You are very luck Zat. We lost everything in Hurricane Andrew. It's been very difficult recreating the memories less the things passed down.

Liberals treasure memories more than Conservatives. Take G.W. for instance...

I think Maker's is too sweet. Whistle Pig is good, but a rye.

"Knob Creek is better"

Gag me.

Glenfiddich.

I used to work with a Scotsman.
I mentioned Glenlivet, he looked at me scornfully (with a gleam, we were buds kicking ass in the Fortune 50) and said, "I don't drink cooking whiskey!"

Drink your Knob Creek, I've tried it.
It's better than Jack.

God Damn, Zat. You and AmericanUnity should write a fucking book.

God Damn, Zat. You and AmericanUnity should write a fucking book.

#167 | Posted by wisgod at 2012-01-05 07:57 PM

And maybe they could write it in Unitard's van down by the peer-reviewed pool...

"I'll bet they'd spit in your Maker's Mark."

Probably.
Dewars & water girls.

They kept Weller 107 in the cupboard.

"Good for you. Which one?
#161 | Posted by LetUsPrey"

Usually the extremely rare 18, but I d'Or in my desk drawer right now. Girly scotch, I know, but I prefer it over the real peaty stuff.

"I have Nectar D'Or" in my desk drawer...

And why does Jack think it can charge 50% more than Jim these days?

#172 Because of Jill? :{)

Evening to all! Speaking of drinks, a guy told me about a "shandy". I had never heard of it but it is suppose to be a great drink for the ladies in England. Half beer and half Sprite?

Yo Patroitwoman!

Half beer and half Sprite?

#174 | Posted by patriotwoman23

And half-assed. You might as well drink Coors Light.

Is Balvenie considered good?

First and only I've ever had scotch. Blew my mind.

(of course, my usual drinks are so low shelf, they'd make most of you puke)

(of course, my usual drinks are so low shelf, they'd make most of you puke)

#177 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

Hey, if you like JagerBombs, you're alright in my book. Of course Zat will pitch a stink about it.

I like it all. I may be the only person known alive that likes Old Grand Dad's 100.

The Catahoula puppy we adopted from a kill shelter is seven months old today (we think) she is 40 pounds and all legs and paws. So pretty and so lanky!

How To Spot A Guy From Wisonsin With a DUI or Three

Quit fucking around, AU. You need to one-up Zat with one of your Betty White drinking stories.

Hey there Gracie! I wish I could take another house baby in, but we are at our limit. Boy what a warm day today, and a huge difference from the last two days. It is shorts weather through the weekend, I think. I need to work in the yard so that is cool with me.

"but I prefer it over the real peaty stuff."

#170 | POSTED BY MONTECORE

Macallan's not peaty at all, it's Speyside. That Lagavulin stuff, on the other hand....freakin' liquid smoke.

"puppy "

Enjoy.

Previously mentioned mother-in-law bred Rhodesian Ridgebacks.
Her bitch was a genius named Zurie.
First litter was 15 pups.
Last pup wasn't breathing.

Zurie took the pup in her mouth and did CPR.
Pup started breathing.

My MIL is long dead, but it was certainly my observation.

Zurie's second litter had a runt with a bad ridge.
He compensated for being a runt by simply getting in the food bowl with his many Ridgeback brethren.
My MIL would simply cull the litter but I said he's be snipped.
Damn dog helped raise my kids.

My son had a 7 pound Himalayan cat from a friend, 120 pound Ridgeback would carry her around in his mouth. It was fun to see them sleep together.

Patriot don't I konw it. 16 yesterday, 70 today. Whole new litter of puppies that need fostering. I am networking to beat the band to find foster families. :)

Last night I was trying to think of this good, yet depressing movie we watched this past year on On Demand. Drove me nuts then someone out of the blue at work asked "Did you ever see the movie The Road". It is one of those post Apocalyptic movies. It is sad at the end and is a downer, but I liked it.

ROADHOUSE DANM IT,,,,,,,,,,,,, NOT THE ROAD.............. :{)

Zat, Himalayans and Maine Coones are my favorite cats. Of course, MC's get HUGE but they are big lazy babies.

Jesus tap dancing Christ. AU, tell us about the time Betty sat next to you on the commecial flight and passed out with her head in your lap. I can't take anymore of this.

I loved that movie with him........... THE OUTSIDERS! Pony Boy! AWESOME MOVIE!

Betty White is such a Cougar. I love her. She is hilarious and a class act.

Betty White is such a Cougar. I love her. She is hilarious and a class act.

#192 | Posted by patriotwoman23

I hate to give away the ending, but she sucked AmericanUnity's dick before she passed out.

That reminded me of the Johnny Carson thing with Arnold Palmer or Jack Nicholson's wife on the Tonight show about her washing his balls for him. LOL!

I won't go into politics but couldn't help but post a quote from an article I read today which I thought was hilarious, don't care who you are.

"With apologies to Don Mclean and Vincent Van Gogh, "I could have told you, Barack, this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you".

Just wait. AmericanUnity is one of the great storytellers on this site. I swear he could grow grass on concrete with his bullshit if he's telling a story on it.

#189 | Posted by patriotwoman23

i179.photobucket.com

Living in the middle of thousands of acres of wilderness distills genius.
Some folks were lucky enough to know Oppie.
I'm lucky enough to know some of them.

I remember you posting that pic. What a cool cat with sweetness in the eyes. Didn't you tell us that Oppie use to hide in your wife's garden and .............

I have three mastectomies, one prostate, and a ton of other varying parts to deal with tomorrow. I am thrilled beyond words. Unfortunately for about 95% of the breasts and prostates we get, they are cancer ridden. Sad for the patients and a lot of work for me.

Good night all and have a blessed night. Good night Zat and Oppie (where ever Oppie rests in peaceful slumber).

Sad for the patients and a lot of work for me.

#199 | Posted by patriotwoman23

Take a personal day and help Gracie gather nuts....

"Is Balvenie considered good?
#177 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE"

Balvenie is another scotch that's up my alley. It's smooth, smooth, smooth. If you like Balvenie, you'll like Oban, which is the first scotch I started drinking to any extent. (By the way, like most scotch, all Balvenies are not created equal. How long they are aged, and in what kind of barrel, etc. affect them pretty dramatically. I like their double wood 12 year old, but I haven't tried their best/most expensive ones.

"It is sad at the end and is a downer, but I liked it.
#187 | Posted by patriotwoman23"

Then you didn't understand the end. Try reading the book and see if that helps you understand it.

#177: "Is Balvenie considered good?"

Their Doublewood and Portwood are killer!

#182 | Posted by wisgod at 2012-01-05 08:44 PM | Reply | Flag: SENSITIVE TROLL ABOUT DUI's AND DEER

AU joined the Mile High Club with Betty White? No fucking way!

We should do a Noooner on the question:

"Is it slander?"

Great name for our own game show -- right here on The Retort. Here's how "Is It Slander?" gets started?

Opening voiceover: Is it slander that precipitated Tosser being dumped 4 times in this Nooner? Is it slander?

Camera lowers to moder8 in his new judge's robes, standing casually but confidently in a courtroom.

And then, get this: moder8 babbles like a libtard while passing judgement on criminal matters in California Superior Court while Tosser sits on a vacation earned in and of itself in this very thread.

After all, if it's not slander, what is it?

Tosser is pOwned! Retard couldn't help deep-throating the bait. I love when people who live for this place get suspended.

Outing people is verboten.

I like their double wood 12 year old, but I haven't tried their best/most expensive ones.

#202 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-01-05 09:29 PM

I had a couple glasses of the 15 year. Incredible stuff.

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