Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Wednesday, January 04, 2012

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Me.

Santorum out of left field? No polling numbers?!?!?!?!

THE FIX IS IN!

So, Santorum makes Limpbaugh all "tingly" and stuff? Isn't it sweet, Rush has finally found his soul mate.

Nice work, mom! gma.yahoo.com

"Rush has finally found his soul mate."

Birds of a frothy.

Eleven militants were killed on Wednesday when Pakistani gunship helicopters attacked their hideouts in the Jogi area of the northwestern Kurram tribal region, near the Afghanistan border, security officials said.

Meanwhile, seven suspected militants were killed and one wounded on Wednesday as two banned groups clashed together in Khyber Agency, DawnNews reported.

According to government sources, the incident took place in the Nari Baba area of district Landi Kotal. Twelve militants have been killed so far during the week as a result of infighting between the two rival groups.

www.dawn.com
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What is left of the Pakistani taliban is falling apart as they turn on each other.

I doubt they will last till the end of 2012.

Wife just called and said my conceal carry permit arrived. YEEEEEHAAAWWWWW!

"my conceal carry permit arrived. "

Welcome to the club.
Always carry, never tell.

Wife just called and said my conceal carry permit arrived. YEEEEEHAAAWWWWW!

#7 | Posted by wisgod

Worth throwing a party over. Congrats.

Wife just called and said my conceal carry permit arrived. YEEEEEHAAAWWWWW!

#7 | Posted by wisgod

just make sure she knows the number to 911. (BTW, it's 9.1.1). and the local hospital and a good crimnal defense attorney. I hear moder8 is available.

Wife just called and said my conceal carry permit arrived. YEEEEEHAAAWWWWW!

#7 | Posted by wisgod
You don't sound stable enough to have one,(YEEEEHAAAWWWW )think your a cowboy now?

just make sure she knows the number to 911. (BTW, it's 9.1.1). and the local hospital and a good crimnal defense attorney. I hear moder8 is available.

#10 | Posted by Lipzoidial

What would lipzoidial do when the 911 operator tells her to go ahead and shoot the home intruder?

I guess she could always through Harvard studies at them instead.

I'll bet you just hate survival stories like this one:

gma.yahoo.com

I watched Wasserman-Schultz this morning talking about the Iowa results, can there be a bigger bitch on this planet and if so she must also live in Fla where they seem to breed.

)think your a cowboy now?

#11 | Posted by patron

he's been this way ever since he say BrokeBack Mtn (for the 4th time).

..throw Harvard studies at them, that is..

You don't sound stable enough to have one,(YEEEEHAAAWWWW )think your a cowboy now?

#11 | Posted by patron

Considering you joined 12/27/2011, you either are:
A. A fucking Idiot.
B. A fucking name changing coward.
C. All of the above.

#7 | Posted by wisgod

Congrats Wisgod!

he's been this way ever since he say BrokeBack Mtn (for the 4th time).

#14 | Posted by Lipzoidial

You fucker. You are Gracie!

..throw Harvard studies at them, that is..

#15 | Posted by BloodSacrafice

wow, for second, I thought you were a harvard graduate. Where'd you learn how to speechify like that? You must have a really good job, like third shift fry cook at Waffle House.

You fucker. You are Gracie!

#18 | Posted by wisgod

okay, since you are heavily armed now, i will say, I am gracie. Want me to say what she always says to you?

'Fuck me hard, you pot-bellied stallion!' Happy now?

#20 That's Moder8's line.

wow, for second, I thought you were a harvard graduate. Where'd you learn how to speechify like that? You must have a really good job, like third shift fry cook at Waffle House.

#19 | Posted by Lipzoidial

You'd still have been raped and butchered. Perhaps your son too.

gma.yahoo.com

Considering you joined 12/27/2011, you either are:
A. A fucking Idiot.
B. A fucking name changing coward.
C. All of the above.

His name is Anthony Zerra... also known as "Zman". He is in exile right now so he is posting under different names.

#4
Montecore,
Here another job well done.
The story.
www.wral.com
Audio of the 911 call from a 14 year old
young MAN.
www.cnn.com

#7
Congrats, Wis.
Not you're certified.
(or is that certifiable?)
:)

You'd still have been raped and butchered. Perhaps your son too.

#22 | Posted by BloodSacrafice

bitch, she killed the guy with a 12 ga shotgun. which does not require a license (at least where i live it doesn't). There is no political agenda with shotguns. There is also no moral purity associated with owning one.

So, wtf is your point, exactly? never mind, i don't care.

Want me to say what she always says to you?

Posted by Lipzoidial

Do you also have a face that looks like a blind cobbler's thumb?

Congrats Wissy on the CCP. And nice to see you think of me when I am not here. very sweet........ (:

bitch, she killed the guy with a 12 ga shotgun. which does not require a license (at least where i live it doesn't). There is no political agenda with shotguns. There is also no moral purity associated with owning one.

So, wtf is your point, exactly? never mind, i don't care.

#26 | Posted by Lipzoidial

My point? Your own stupidity would have killed you in this lady's situation.

You're still sucking air and you can't even spell "Sacrifice" correctly.

And nice to see you think of me when I am not here. very sweet........ (:

#28 | Posted by gracieamazed

Sorry, there was a Willie Nelson song on the radio.

My point? Your own stupidity would have killed you in this lady's situation.

#29 | Posted by BloodSacrafice

what makes you think i don't have a firearm permit? What makes you think i don't own many firearms? What makes you think i couldn't pop your pupil out at 50 yrds and not disturb your eyelashes?

What makes you think i wouldn't rather pop a cap in someone's ass
rather than saying good morning to them?

You don't know any of that. So please stick to subjects you know something about, like incorrect spelling.

You're still sucking air and you can't even spell "Sacrifice" correctly.

#30 | Posted by LetUsPrey

Yeah, that's it. Doh! lol...

Misspellings give retards something to fixate on when they can't or won't fixate on a valid point.

It do it on purposee.

What is your take on people of color, Mr. Sacrafice?

Sorry, there was a Willie Nelson song on the radio.

#31 | Posted by wisgod at 2012-01-04 01:02 PM | Reply | Flag: takes all his concentration to tap rythmically - unlike the other gay republicans

just make sure she knows the number to 911. (BTW, it's 9.1.1). and the local hospital and a good crimnal defense attorney. I hear moder8 is available.

#10 | Posted by Lipzoidial

Sorry Lipzoidial, I had you confused with the other Lipzoidial who posted this stupid shit.

Are you stupid?

Wife just called and said my conceal carry permit arrived. YEEEEEHAAAWWWWW!

does that mean you can get erections now? Or is the gun still a replacement?

In 1998, for every time a woman used a handgun to kill in self-defense, 101 women were murdered with a handgun.

Despite the promises of gun-industry advertising, a woman is far more likely to be the victim of a handgun homicide than to use a handgun in a justifiable homicide. In 1998, handguns were used to murder 1,209 women.8 That same year, 12 women used handguns to kill in self-defense.

When a woman did use a handgun to kill in self-defense, it was usually against someone she knew, not against a stranger. Of the 12 handgun self-defense killings by women reported to the FBI in 1998, eight involved attackers known to the woman, while only four involved strangers.

All the attackers that the women justifiably killed were males, as were an overwhelming number of offenders in female handgun homicides. For the majority of both justifiable and criminal homicides, both the shooter and the victim were of the same race. [See Table One]

t is often intimate acquaintances and family members who endanger a woman's life.11 Yet women who own a handgun for self-defense usually do so to protect themselves from strangers. Many women who use handguns to kill in self-defense use the weapon against someone they know, or someone with whom they have, or have had, a romantic relationship.

Recognizing that most people are killed by someone they know, it is not surprising that the majority of justifiable homicides involve victims and attackers known to each other. Of the 12 justifiable homicides by women using a handgun that were reported to the FBI in 1998, eight involved an attacker known to the woman. Of these eight offenders, six were intimate acquaintances (three boyfriends, three husbands), one was a friend, and one was an acquaintance.

When there is a deadly encounter between a woman and her intimate acquaintance, and a handgun is involved, the most common scenario involves a woman being shot and killed by her intimate acquaintance. Of the 872 women murdered with a handgun whose relationship could be determined, 57 percent (497 of 872) were intimate acquaintances of the offender.12 Of these, more than half (260 of 497) were wives of the offenders. [See Table Two]

www.vpc.org

It do it on purposee.

#34 | Posted by BloodSacrafice at 2012-01-04 01:05 PM

Sure ya do, BloodySackofFeces.

What's the matter, Lip? Have a bad experience with a skinny chick over the holidays?

Someone should call Murphy and see if she is over her grief of Bachman calling it quits.

It sure read anti-gun to me.

Lip is both for and against guns. John Kerry supporter?

Have a bad experience with a skinny chick over the holidays?

#40 | Posted by wisgod

there are no bad experiences with skinny chicks. just bad memories.

does that mean you can get erections now? Or is the gun still a replacement?

Posted by northguy3

Stop by and find out.

I am for guns, but anti-bullet.

By the way Lip, "there", should be capitalized.

So should the word "just".

Hope you're not living in a glass house. Msspellings are evil, other grammar? Not so much.

God damn liberals are fucking strange.

Lip is both for and against guns. John Kerry supporter?

#43 | Posted by BloodSacrafice

I am neither you fucking neanderthal turd-smoocher. A firearm is a firearm and it never hurt anyone all by itself.

however, morons are a different story. I suppose it would be more accurate to say I am anti-moron.

I don't have a problem with wisgod having a firearm because i know, dispite his unfortunate lack of political knowledge, he is a responsible person.

I would even want to be in the same county with you, if you had so much as a pea shooter.

does that mean you can get erections now? Or is the gun still a replacement?

Posted by northguy3

Stop by and find out.

#45 | Posted by wisgod

I'll just ask your wifey tomorrow night.

I would even want to be in the same county with you, if you had so much as a pea shooter.

#48 | Posted by Lipzoidial

You'd better start packing.

I would even want to be in the same county with you, if you had so much as a pea shooter.

#48 | Posted by Lipzoidial

make that 'i would NOT...'

The word "i" should be capitalized.

God damn liberals are fucking strange.

Your mom isn't all that strange.

Same with the word "however".

Might be such a good idea to point out my most purposeful msspellings Lip. You can't write to save your life.

What, NOT funny? lol...

I'm like the cat, you are the mouse. Remember that and we will get along great.

I'm like the cat, you are the mouse.

So you're a pussy and he spreads disease?*

*Just a joke...this is still the Nooner.

I'm like the cat,

#57 | Posted by BloodSacrafice at 2012-01-04 01:20 PM | Reply | Flag: He's a pussy.

#57 | POSTED BY BLOODSACRAFICE. AKA MENSAKOOK.

You can't write to save your life.

#55 | Posted by BloodSacrafice

bitch, i will tell you once nicely and then i'm not responsible after that. think twice before you pick a fight with me.

now run along before the adults harm you.

You don't sound stable enough to have one,(YEEEEHAAAWWWW )think your a cowboy now?
#11 | Posted by patron
Considering you joined 12/27/2011, you either are:
A. A fucking Idiot.
B. A fucking name changing coward.
C. All of the above.

#16 | POSTED BY WISGOD

good afternoon wissy....I don't think so, she is pretty good with the correct usage of you're / your

I guess Lip told me. lol...

Don't worry Lip, sweetheart, you're far from worthy for a fight from the likes of me.

Learn how to write first, then come calling for me.

You sound pretty tough down there in the basement, bloodyscared. Now come out into the fresh air and get your empty nutsack kicked.

I'll just ask your wifey tomorrow night.

#49 | Posted by northguy3

She said great. She never feels threatened around you fellows.

Don't worry Lip, sweetheart, you're far from worthy for a fight from the likes of me.

#64 | Posted by BloodSacrafice

Translation: I'm sitting on 2 dumps for pointing out my views on Blacks.

Sorry I did not bring popcorn. This nooner is like a bad movie.

You shouldn't have done that porno with Bayd's dog.

This nooner is like a bad movie.

Posted by gracieamazed at 2012-01-04 01:38 PM

Patrick Swayze is in it?

Translation: I'm sitting on 2 dumps for pointing out my views on Blacks.

#67 | Posted by wisgod

really? do tell. I missed all that. I'll bet it was brilliant.

Not anymore.

"We should expect mistakes and a lot of do-overs, by God. Like my username."

- BloodyScared

Welcome to the club.
Always carry, never tell.

#8 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2012-01-04

you PACKIN??? SHIT.....one less thing to think you're a SKUNK about :)

of course nothing compares to the lady cop that comes in starbucks in the morning...great rack...fine ass..and on her right hip is HEAT...oh my GOD...its sexy.........ARREST ME...PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!

I'll bet it was brilliant.

#71 | Posted by Lipzoidial

Click his name and read them. It's some deep shit.

I'm sitting on 2 dumps for pointing out my views on Blacks.

#67 | Posted by wisgod at 2012-01-04 0

I just had my best dump of the day..

WHATS THAT?????

oh nevermind...

lady cop that comes in starbucks in the morning...great rack...fine ass..and on her right hip is HEAT...oh my GOD...its sexy.........ARREST ME...PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!

#74 | Posted by afkabl2

normally i don't indulge in your sado-masochistic lonely-guy fantasies, but you may be onto something here.....

Yeah Kanrie Patrick, Randy Savage and Justin Bieber.

Click his name and read them. It's some deep shit.

#75 | Posted by wisgod

I see what you are doing. You think if I do that and read a bunch of his ignorant ramblings, then i will have to go have a frontal lobotomy, and that'll be the end of me.

well, I'M NOT GONNA DO IT, MISTER!.

Kanrie Patrick, Randy Savage and Justin Bieber.

#78 | Posted by gracieamazed

what about chuck norris? i mean patriotwoman1234.

What about that greasy Jeff Conway?

Well if Lipzy is not going to do it I sure as hell ain't either!

Randy Savage, Justin Bieber and Jeff Conway are not in bad movies, so the analogy of "this is like watching a bad movie" doesn't apply =P


What about that greasy Jeff Conway?

Posted by wisgod at 2012-01-04 01:53 PM

And if I may expose my inner-nerd for a moment: Jeff Conway was on Babylon 5 and that gives him credibility IMHO.

This just in;

Cops in Brownsville Tx shoot an eighth grader, at school, who refused to drop his firearm. They shot the little fucker three times.

Well if Lipzy is not going to do it I sure as hell ain't either!

#82 | Posted by gracieamazed

Like you know how. Paleeeeeze!

Cops in Brownsville Tx shoot an eighth grader, at school, who refused to drop his firearm. They shot the little fucker three times.


So cops kill moron with a gun is what you are saying?

Wrong Kanrie! Roadhouse the best movie ever, but it was all about Sam Elliott! (:

Roadhouse the best movie ever,

Must agree 100%

Sigh the only thing that would have made Roadhouse perfect was if Kid Rock was in it and not Patrick!!

"Roadhouse the best movie ever,"

Or anything else with Ben Gazzara, including The Killing Of A Chinese Bookie.

Gazzara, Peter Falk, and John Cassavetes - US Film legends.

The only thing that would have made it better is if I had the same problem as Jeff Healey....

So cops kill moron with a gun is what you are saying?

#87 | Posted by kanrei

I believe the police call this suicide by police. or something like that.

BTW, how come they can't just shoot the gun out of the culprits hand like they used to do in the westerns?

So cops kill moron with a gun is what you are saying?

#87 | POSTED BY KANREI

exactly

And Larry the Cable Guy........

Jeff Healey....

#92 | Posted by wisgod

what's that problem?

#74 | Posted by afkabl2

normally i don't indulge in your sado-masochistic lonely-guy fantasies, but you may be onto something here.....

#77 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 201

trust me on this one

HEY YOU bloodsucking ambulance chasing lawyers....tell me some law I can break that's just enough to get "FRISKED" but then released...

You shoot to kill, period. Those poor cops did the RIGHT thing but will live with killing a teen for the rest of their lives.

BTW, how come they can't just shoot the gun out of the culprits hand like they used to do in the westerns?

#93 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL

bwahhhhhhh, that is so funny, the sound effects were the shit, and the gun would go flying halfway down main street..

Roadhouse the best movie ever,

Must agree 100%

#89 | Posted by kanrei at 2012-01-04 01:58

EVER?????

really???

puuulllease....its time for you pricks to get off the three martini lunch now....

Good afternoon Bay!!


The only thing that would have made it better is if I had the same problem as Jeff Healey....

Posted by wisgod at 2012-01-04 02:03 PM |

Roadhouse is a perfect damn movie and it is obvious Wisgod has never seen it while peaking on acid.

1. Nobody owns towns anymore
2. Why do people keep going to that bar
3. A fucking BIGFOOT is driving through a car dealership
4. He rips out a guy's throat
5. NOBODY OWNS TOWNS ANYMORE!
6. The amazing deep things said by a philosophy major bouncer.

"how come they can't just shoot the gun out of the culprits hand like they used to do in the westerns?"

Or just disarm him like Sam Spade did to Wilmer.

HEY YOU bloodsucking ambulance chasing lawyers....tell me some law I can break that's just enough to get "FRISKED" but then released...

#97 | POSTED BY AFKABL2

just go take an airplane somewhere for the feel ups, and keep your PERMANENT RECORD clean...win win

you guys weren't just being sarcastic about Roadhouse? you really liked it?

#100 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2012-01-04 02:08 PM |

Yes, ever. My top 3 movies of all time are (and yes I am serious about this)

1. Citizen Kane (perfection)
2. Casablanca (best dialogue ever written)
3. Roadhouse (most fun watching a movie ever)

NOBODY OWNS TOWNS ANYMORE!

#102 | Posted by kanrei

ever been to west virginia?

Will the birther evidence finally be heard in a court of law?

www.infowars.com

Good afternoon Bay!!

#101 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

hey gracie, hope you are well today...

Truth here Lipzy I have seen Roadhouse as many times as I have The Rocky Horror Picture Show, about a billion times. Damn it Janet!

“The Georgia Election Code (the “Code”) mandates that “[e]very candidate for federal and state office who is certified by the state executive committee of a political party or who files a notice of candidacy shall meet the constitutional and statutory qualifications for holding the office being sought,” stated the ruling in response to President Obama’s attempt to have the case dismissed.

www.infowars.com

I put star wars ahead of roadhouse.

you guys weren't just being sarcastic about Roadhouse? you really liked it?

#105 | Posted by Lipzoidial

What are you? Stupid?

you really liked it?

#105 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2012-01-04 02:11 PM |

Love it. I can't watch it enough. Cracks me up everytimes I see it. I even wrote a piece about 3 years ago making a new faith (Daltonism).

In the spirit of the wandering teacher/prophet/warrior comes the Taoist Zen talking bouncer in the BMW. He rides into town teaching the lessons of "Pain don't hurt" and "Nobody ever wins a fight". He spouts lyrics to Limp Bizkit songs as he proclaims "My way or the highway." His quest is to find the answer to "Man's search for faith. That sort of shit." He is the Dalton!

Like the Messiahs to come before him, his mission in life is for everyone to just be nice to each other. And where the other faiths have created the burden of up to Ten Commandments, Dalton only asks that you follow three simple rules.

1. Never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected.
2. Take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary.
3. Be nice

But even the Dalton realizes there is a limit: "until it's time to not be nice" and that is the time for the blessed knee shattering side kick of the Lord. "Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he'll drop like a stone." The plan for the heathens as spoken by the all mighty Dalton, let the knees be warned. The land shall be covered in the limping until their faith be restored.

The story of "Roadhouse" has been released once again. A clear sign of the coming Apocolypse. You must be prepared to meet G-d, but you must get past his bouncer first. Know the lessons of the Dalton.

Praised be the Dalton.

kanrei3.blogspot.com

"Ah, but the strawberries, that's where I had them! I proved with geometric logic that a duplicate key to the icebox existed."

Thanks Lipzy #107 now this is stuvk in my brain:

Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains
Shenandoah River -
Life is old there
Older than the trees
Younger than the mountains
Growin like a breeze

Country Roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain momma........

My top 3

Ikiru
Blade Runner
Chinatown

WOW Kanrei!!!! On the Blog.

"Well if Lipzy is not going to do it I sure as hell ain't either!
#82 | Posted by gracieamazed"

In other words, just like daily underwear changes...

That site is not updated anymore. I had 4 going at once, but it was too hard to juggle one for parodies, one for pop culture posts, one for politics, and then just a blog. Now I just have the one.

Ben Gazzara.
Run For Your Life.
Great series.

Yes, ever. My top 3 movies of all time are (and yes I am serious about this)
1. Citizen Kane (perfection)
2. Casablanca (best dialogue ever written)
3. Roadhouse (most fun watching a movie ever)

#106 | POSTED BY KANREI

love the first 2, never saw roadhouse, but I gotta put godfather 2 out there

I gotta put godfather 2 out there

Godfather part 1 would be in my top 10. Part 2 is good, but I really never liked Michael Corelone enough to really stand him as the main character.

1. Goodfella's
2. Casino
3. Any John Wayne Movie

Never saw Roadhouse? WTF? I am going to have to fix that.

The third man is worth a watch. but you will never get the zither music out of you head.


The third man is worth a watch. but you will never get the zither music out of you head.

#126 | Posted by webwrangler at 2012-01-04 02:38 PM |

It is worth seeing, but not a repeat viewing movie IMHO. The Malteese Falcon is hysterical.

Are you going to go to the cops?

Go to them? All I have to do is stand still.

Scary movie. Which one freaked you out the most? Me?
Amityville Horror and anything Hannibal Lector.

Godfather part 1 would be in my top 10. Part 2 is good, but I really never liked Michael Corelone enough to really stand him as the main character.

#123 | POSTED BY KANREI

yea, 1 & 2...3 sucked, should have never made it

1. Requiem for a Dream
2. Leaving Las Vegas
3. Deliverance


1. Requiem for a Dream
2. Leaving Las Vegas
3. Deliverance

Posted by justanoversight at 2012-01-04 02:42 PM

There is a list of very good movies I can only see once.

Scary movie. Which one freaked you out the most?

Blair Witch. I knew it was faking going in, but had read every website telling the myth of the Blair Witch so that I caught subtle things in the movie they did not fully explain (like Parr's house and such).

Two REALLY good movies that are fairly new: Winters Bone and Blue Valentine.

Blue Valentine made me cry. I very sensitive.

Blair Witch. I knew it was faking going in, but had read every website telling the myth of the Blair Witch so that I caught subtle things in the movie they did not fully explain (like Parr's house and such).

#131 | Posted by kanrei

I 2nd that. Just watched it again the other day. When one of my sons pull a boner, they stand in the corner...

BREAKING NEWS - 'Moonshiners' Producer Stands By Show's Accuracy in Face of State's Claim Show Is a Hoax.

Whew....I for one now know I will sleep better tonight.

Blair Witch was a very effective horror movie. The only thing that scared me more than the movie were the people who said "that movie sucked because it was a fake." That tells me they went to see a Snuff Film and that is fucked up!

#127 | POSTED BY KANREI AT 2012-01-04 02:41 PM | REPLY | FLAG:
I had forgotten how funny the, "Maltese falcon" is. lol
"The Thin Man" series is funny.

"The Thin Man" series is funny.

Until the baby IMHO.

I had forgotten how funny the, "Maltese falcon" is.

Syndey Greenstreet is priceless.

Would you like a drink? Good, I like a man who likes a drink.

Care for a cigar? Good, I like a man who likes a cigar.

Scariest is Silence of the Lambs.
One I'd never see again is 7 with
Morgan Freeman. He's a great actor
but I never wished I see that sword.
Favorite all time enjoyed to
watch (with popcorn) is
Independence Day.

Meant to say
wished I'd never seen that sword.

wished I'd never seen that sword.

Posted by Bellatrix at 2012-01-04 02:58 PM |

To be honest, the actor is so bad who played the guy who killed the hooker with it that I can't help but laugh every time I see that scene. The guy makes Shatner seem controlled and restrained.

#138 | POSTED BY KANREI AT 2012-01-04 02:53 PM | REPLY | FLAG:
thanks that cracked me up. Bogarts double takes in that are priceless.
watching Maltese and Casablanca together because of the cast is fun.

Meant to say
wished I'd never seen that sword.

#140 | POSTED BY BELLATRIX

LOL, wish I hadn't seen that alien come popping out of that womans' stomach in alien..OMG

www.kansas.com

MONEYWAR....have you heard yet?

I know you used to be in Wichita and worked in aerospace.

Crushing.......

I LOVE old movies from the 40's and 50's. They are so dirty, so filled with innuendo and symbolism that it is fun to decipher them into current movie rhetoric. Laura is a great one for that game.

Movies I wish I had never seen:

Irreversible
Requiem for a Dream
Kidnapped (new on Netflix right now)
Meagan is Missing

have a good afternoon....later...shout out to "GONE WITH THE WIND"..I do declaya, I don't know how I forgot thaaaaaat

Cops in Brownsville Tx shoot an eighth grader, at school, who refused to drop his firearm.

It's Texas-he could have been 35 years old.

When I worked for Phoenix Transit, we used to have cops in the terminal when the high schools got out. We had one way glass in the dispatcher's office and the cops used to hang out there and drink our coffee. One day, this 4' nothing chicano was checking his hairnet (do they still wear those stupid things, along with the wife beater tees?)in his reflection and the cops noticed he had a gun in his pocket. They took him down in the middle of the driveway and he never knew how they knew he was armed.

Rates right up there with when they snagged a repeat juvenile miscreant about 6 days after his 18th birthday. It was a classic shit eating grin to horror when the cop checked his ID and said "Willie, you had a birthday last week, didn't you?' Smile and nod. "That means you're 18 now, Willie, no more juvie,you're goin' downtown with us."

Good times....

What, no love for Caligula? That was Cheney's favorite, right?

Bastard out of Carolina is a movie that anyone who sees it, wishes they hadn't.

'The Help' is on the of the uglyist, most depressing movies of all time.

Caligula and 120 Days at Salo (I think it is called) are two I have heard are worth a single viewing and then never to be seen again. I have not found the time for either.

Care for a cigar? Good, I like a man who likes a cigar.

#138 | Posted by kanrei

famous monica lewinski line.

I read The Help and refused to part with a dime for the movie.

Reggie Love is glad Obama smokes cigarettes.

#152 Followed by Devil in a Blue Dress?

They are so dirty, so filled with innuendo and symbolism that it is fun to decipher them into current movie rhetoric.
#145 | POSTED BY KANREI

Breakfast at Tiffanys

The Help was a vile, hateful, and had zero value on any level.

The movie that made me weep the most was "An Affair to Remember."

"shout out to "GONE WITH THE WIND"

One of the worst big-budget Hollywood films of all time. Does have some LOL moments, though:

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!"

My 11th grade English teacher made us read Gone with the Wind. Decent book actually. Movie sucked.

The Blues Brothers and all Smokey and The Bandit movies.

What about The Big Lebowski?

What about The Big Lebowski?

#162 | POSTED BY WISGOD

A fucking classic.

The Big L is number 4 on my list. The first Smokey is on my top 20, but the rest suck.

Great Smokey line:

Frog- you have a great profile

Bandit- especially from the side

Frog- so we have something in common.

Bandit- yeah, we both like half my face.

The dude abides.

#143
That was pretty gross. Xp
The alien's slobber and mini me
jaw/head/neck were another I could have
done without.

Eight year olds, Dude...

George Burns in God........

Hitchcock and The Birds. Forgot about that one.

Another great line...

As Frog and the Bandit are switching seats while driving Frog says:

"I think I'm in love with your belt-buckle."

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

I don't mean to keep disagreeing with you Gracie, but Oh G-d, Book II I think was better. I liked the coversations between G-d and Tracy.

All right, Curly. Enough's enough. You can't eat the Venetian blinds. I just had them installed on Wednesday.

#162 | POSTED BY WISGOD AT 2012-01-04 03:21 PM | REPLY | FLAG:
Hell yea great movie. Fight Club is a hoot and the dvd extras make it
well worth having in your library. I need to check Laura thanks for the heads up. Check the carol burnett gone with the wind parody.
www.youtube.com
www.youtube.com

cool hand luke (my fav of all time)
also loved citizen kane
gone with the wind
airplane
when harry met sally
all the godfather movies (loved mike corleon)
gattica
naked lunch
the wall (pink floyd)
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
anything with scarlett johansen


Another great line...

As Frog and the Bandit are switching seats while driving Frog says:

"I think I'm in love with your belt-buckle."

#170 | Posted by JeffJ at 2012-01-04 03:29 PM |

Frog: I wanna jump something else! Let's jump a car. Let's jump a bridge!

Bandit: How about jumping me?

No problem Kaneri. We have similar tastes just not on all things. The most important one, Roadhouse, was good enough for me!!!

" So there's this guy Walsh, do you understand? He's tired of screwin' his wife... So his friend says to him, "Hey, why don't you do it like the Chinese do?" So he says, "How do the Chinese do it?" And the guy says, "Well, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, then they go and read a little Confucius, come back, screw a little bit more, then they stop again, go and they screw a little bit... then they go back and they screw a little bit more and then they go out and they contemplate the moon or something like that. Makes it more exciting." So now, the guy goes home and he starts screwin' his own wife, see. So he screws her for a little bit and then he stops, and he goes out of the room and reads Life Magazine. Then he goes back in, he starts screwin' again. He says, "Excuse me for a minute, honey." He goes out and he smokes a cigarette. Now his wife is gettin' sore as hell. He comes back in the room, he starts screwin' again. He gets up to start to leave again to go look at the moon. She looks at him and says, "Hey, whats the matter with ya. You're screwin' just like a Chinaman!"

I need to check Laura thanks for the heads up.

So good. Let me know when you see it. I love asking a question of people after they are done.

The Outlaw Josey Wales.
(except for Sondra Locke)

"Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

Buford T: There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

~~~Wonders if Daddy Jackass said the same thig to Jackass?~~~~~

(Just funnin Jackass)!

Pee-wee's Big Adventure...

Pee-wee: [Knocks on the door to Francis' house and his butler comes to the door] I wanna see Francis.
Butler: Francis is busy.
Pee-wee: Busy doing what?
Butler: Busy having his bath.
Pee-wee: Really, where are they hosing him down?

"shout out to "GONE WITH THE WIND"
One of the worst big-budget Hollywood films of all time.

#159 | POSTED BY NULLIFIDIAN

sir !! that is blasphemy, you take that shit back right now, you heah me, and don't let me catch you talkin bad about that movie evah agaaaain

Most quotable movie:

Tie between Heathers and Real Genius

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Terresa" vs "I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said 'I drank what?'"

Worst Movie with Best Opening:

Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke.

The movie rocks until they goto Mexico. Then it just stops and never starts up again.

oh i forgot

a river runs through it
fight club
apollo 13
silence of the lambs (book and movie)
the worlds fastest indian
apocalyptico
castaway

Deep Throat...

Linda Lovelace: Gaghmmummslurpslurp

Hushpuppies, Daddy!

Is there are movie you are ashamed to say you like?

I know Roadhouse should be it, but as you can see, I have no shame about that one. No, my shame movie is Armageddon. Thank G-d I don't have cable anymore. Starz seemed to have that movie on every hour of every day and I could not flip past the damned thing ever.

Quotable movies?

Fletch
Blazing Saddles
Caddyshack
Midnight Run
Pulp Fiction

"apocalyptico(sic)"

Apocalypto
FTFY
That was the last movie I wanted to see again as soon as it was over.
"Hey! I'm walking here!"
"He's fucked."

Just saw Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.
It was good but you better pay attention.

Great list!

What are your qualifications?

Rape, murder, arson, and rape.

You said rape twice.

I like rape.

Just saw Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.
It was good but you better pay attention.


I have heard great things about that one.

Blazing Saddles, LMAO. The fart sceen!!

The Outlaw Josey Wales.

"Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

#180 | Posted by Bellatrix

damn i forgot that one.

this line always reminds me of todays wingnuts.

Redleg terrell; 'we'll get josie then we'll go up into missouri and get the rest of them'.

Fletcher; 'wait a minute, we're only after Josie Wales, then that's the end'.

Redleg terrell; 'doin' right ain't got no end'.

The last movie I watched over the moment it ended was Hobo with a Shotgun. Not because it was good (it wasn't), but because it was so offensive and over the top I didn't quite get it all in the first time.

Delta Farce Kanrei is my shame to admit here today. Followed by Wild Hogs.

I like rape.

#192 | Posted by kanrei

'damn you talk prettier than a two-bit whore'. (something like that)

--or----

'no, no, 10 is my limit on snitzzengrubben'.

Both those made me laugh Graice. I saw Wild Hogs more than I care to admit (again, thanks Starz).

What, no Monty Python when discussing quotable movies?

198 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2012-01-04 03:47 PM

The Yiddish speaking Indians always kills me.

"They darker than us!"


What, no Monty Python when discussing quotable movies?

#200 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-01-04 03:48 PM |

They cheat. I have seen MP and the Holy Grail over 200 times and the quotes keep changing. I don't know how they do it, but I will have that movie down pat from start to finish and then, when I watch it again I find little words have changed here and there. It pisses me off to no end.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

"Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who. This is supposed to be a happy occasion."

"Camelot!"
"CAMELOT!"
"It's only a model."

#178

Forget it, Jake...it's Chinatown.

LOOK! It's the old man from scene 23!

All for Pootey Tang;
*
*
Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!"
*
*
See, my damie, Pootie Tang don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?"
*
*
"Pootie Tang: Cole me on the panny sty.
Bob Costas: ...I'm sorry. What was that?
Pootie Tang: Cole - Cole me on the panny sty.
Bob Costas: What the hell are you talking about?
Pootie Tang: ...Cole me down on the panny sty?
Bob Costas: Oh, cole me down on the panny sty! All right!"
*
*
"J.B.: Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You're goin', "What the hell is this?" and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, Promptly kicks your ass and you still won't know what happened to you!"

He's not the Messiah! He's a naughty boy.

Speaking of:

"My sister. (slap!) My daughter. (slap!) My sister. (slap!) My daughter. (slap!)

My sister AND my daughter!"

Weeee...are the Knights Who Say "Ni"

"Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger."

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
YOu knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switchblade knife
What a guy
Makes you cry
Unt I Ded

"There is no fighting allowed here, this is the war room!"
"Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!"

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcicial aquatic ceremony ... you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

'damn you talk prettier than a two-bit whore'. (something like that)

I think it's, "you use your tongue better than a $20 whore".

Since I am your host and you are my guest, what is your pleasure? What do you like to do?

I don't know...play chess...screw...

Let's play chess.

We'll run a number 6 on them.

Number 6? I am not familiar with that one.

That's where we go a riding into town a whoppin' and a whuppin' each of them within an inch of their life. Except the womenfolk of course.

You spare the women?

Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the number 6 dance that night!

We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm...............

I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like....victory.

cool hand luke (my fav of all time)
also loved citizen kane
gone with the wind
airplane
when harry met sally
all the godfather movies (loved mike corleon)
gattica
naked lunch
the wall (pink floyd)
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
anything with scarlett johansen

#175 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL

yes, yes, my southern brother from another mother...

well except for johansen

"It's just a flesh wound."

"Come back here and I'll bite your legs off!"

#211 No,No,No,No... NI.

"Hi, Curly, kill anyone today?"
"Day's not over yet."

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

Surely you can't be serious.

I am serious...and don't call me Shirley

Best Sitcom's ever?

All in the Family

"I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it."

"Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men."

"Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!"

Nice City Slickers quote, Zat.

And a true classic:

"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

Talladaga Nights...

Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Bingo.
Ricky Bobby: Nice.
Texas Ranger: She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There's no shame in that.

Oh, i just remembered a movie that i fucking love. seen it about 50 times. now, i know some of you tough guys are gonna scoff at it, for mostly political reasons, but this is an excellent movie;

On Golden Pond.

Oh for fucks sakes, Lip.

Norman Thayer: Would you like the room where I first violated her mother?

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

#224 | POSTED BY LIPZOIDIAL

oooooh, be still my heart

Oh for fucks sakes, Lip.

#232 | POSTED BY WISGOD

bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oh for fucks sakes, Lip.

#232 | Posted by wisgod

what?

how about full metal jacket? hmmm?

me fuck you long time

#232 Funny stuff. I laughed out loud!

Will and Grace........

So we all do have something in commen. What a nice Nooner today. See you in a few. Grocery store and then home. Guys have Kenpo and MMA tonight, home alone, YEAH!!

How could I forget:

Pulp Fiction
True Romance
Inglourious Basterds

"These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting. "

"Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it? "

Best Sitcom's ever?
All in the Family

#226 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

lucy
m*a*s*h
cheers
seinfeld
frasier
golden girls
andy griffith
everybody loves raymond
the nanny

"How do you get to Carnegie Hall?"
"Practice."

On Golden Pond.
#231 | Posted by Lipzoidial

You old softy.

Pvt Joker: How do you shoot women and children?

Door Gunner: Easy...just don't lead'em as much.

"If they run they're VC, if they don't they're well-disciplined VC."
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

Whore
with Teresa Russell.
The gritty side of Pretty Woman.

Whore

That was an interesting movie.

looking at a hoodie with pac man playing field all over it, no, really, it is awesome, so just imagine it, or you can see it here..www.thinkgeek.com

For the Serious Retro Gaming Fan

This hoodie has slightly more dots than it should. And also two starting boxes for the ghosts. So possibly it could trump that perfect score of 3,333,360 points (achieved by eating every fruit, energizer, dot and ghost possible from Level 1 through 256).

who knew the perfect score?

but atari SPACE INVADERS was the shit !!! and pong, omg... loved pong ! so far we have come from there...holy cow

"Where'd you get that?"

"At the gettin' place."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

#246 | POSTED BY ZATOICHI AT 2012-01-04 04:32 PM

It smells like...*sniff*...victory.

(as forrest gump is getting on the army bus)

FG; Hi, i'm forrest gump.

Bus driver; Nobody give shit who you are, you ain't nothing but a low-life scum-sucking maggot. get your ass on the bus, you're in the army now

give shit = gives a shit

"I think I broke his fucking neck"

Love that the theme continued here!!

What do you horror fans think of rob zombie? I think devils rejects was awesome and very quotable.

"there is no fucking ice cream in your fucking future"

I would like two chickens

You're not going to fuck them, are you?

"with Teresa Russell."

Straight Time

ISS @ 6:30 tonight Bay.

How much for one rib

Thanks Lipzy now I want Glenn's Ribs (Best black BBQ in town but closed down). They made a "Rib Sandwich" that could feed two, a slab on a half loaf of white bread.

Rutt Roo the heat kicked in and I have it set at 62.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.

Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and chemma
and have a son in law named jeff.

Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning
but they have to so they do it real slow.

Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school
and take spanish and get a B.

Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their
Nina's and their Nino's........ Nano Nano Nina Nono!

ISS @ 6:30 tonight Bay.

#258 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

best one EVER!!!!! trajectory had it up there for 5 minutes, unbelievable

#261 | Posted by gracieamazed
I am flippin freezin.

BAY it was BREATH-TAKING, Patriot freezing? I broke out a sheet last night. Mind you the guys were in Long Jongs and Snuggies.

6 minutes tomorrow...whoooo hoooooooooooooo

hey patwoman, how are things at guts central?

okay folks, i wasn't supposed to show you this but i have a video of Wisgod trying out his new firearm permit.

www.youtube.com

LOL Bay these people would freak if they really knew the real us #267 and not the drunken made up shat the loser posted. Everytime they call Jen or you fat I cry laughing.

And where in the world is Moder8 and Goatman??

#268 For the love of God it's like watching Fat Bastard from Austin Powers in clothes. BRAIN BLEACH STAT.

"And where in the world is Moder8 and Goatman??"

Not sure where the proven liar is (here and here), but here's the update on Moder8.

Manwich and vienna sausages are very fattening.

Thank you #272 Hans.

"Thank you #272 Hans."

De nada, Gracie.

After all, we're neighbors.

;0)

Poor hansie can't get me out from under his skin.

LOL

Did you say something about proven liar? How about proven hypocrite?

Live in the now.

Hans
Posted by Hans at 2008-03-18 11:07 AM

Live in the now.

Hans
Posted by Hans at 2008-02-20 09:00 PM

Live in the now.

Hans
Posted by Hans at 2008-02-20 08:44 PM

Live in the now.

Hans
Posted by Hans at 2008-02-05 07:28 PM

Live in the now:
...
Hans
Posted by Hans at 2008-02-05 06:34 PM

Live in the now:
...
Hans
Posted by Hans at 2008-02-02 10:47 PM

#275 Neighbors, oy vey. Cracker Barrel meet up in the near future as you have one and we don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Well none of us eat like that at my house on a regular basis. My daughter will eat any vegetable put in front of her, and at 14 that is a rarity. None of us three are fat, so you have us all wrong. It is ok though, but try to see a woman who wears stilettos who is fat. It doesn't end well. I just told Bay the other day that Gracie has great legs! I am clumsy and would probably break my neck in those things. LOL!

"Poor hansie can't get me out from under his skin."

Unsourced and out-of-context "posts"?

Who's the one under whose skin?

LMFOA!!!!

"Neighbors, oy vey. Cracker Barrel meet up in the near future as you have one and we don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Exit right at US27 (North Monroe Street) and I-10.

My wife and I have breakfast there from time-to-time, when I'm taking her to work (commuting from TLH).

Meet up in the near future?

Absolutely! (Check out my User Profile for e-mail information.)

No Princess Bride or Dead Again fans?

Love the hash brown CASSEROLE at Cracker Barrel! I am game. Since I came in late on the movies, my favorites are the ones from the late 30's, 40's, and 50's. All time awesome set I would love to own is The Thin Man. The star's chemistry is perfect. I like modern movies too. Another favorite is Book of Eli, and Andromeda Strain.

do you guys get all dolled up to go to wal-mart?

stilletos and tube tops and flower print spandex pants? and you all cram it into an '82 corrola, and act like there's pleeeenty of room in there.

#281 | Posted by Phoenix
Loved both. What does he say to the Princess.....As You Wish! LOL! What about Death Becomes Her with Goldie Hawn, Bruce Willis, and Meryl Streep?

Goatman, what was #276???

Goatman, what was #276???

#285 | Posted by gracieamazed

don't talk to goat, it's rutting season.

#283
I drive a 2002 Dodge Dakota which I love. Tube tops and spandex? Uh YUCK! Have you ever been to the website the people of Walmart. Frickin hilarious and TRUE!

Tube tops, LMFAO.

Book of Eli

#282 | Posted by patriotwoman23

Love that movie.

Have you ever seen a movie from the 70's called Absense of Malice? Had paul newman and sally field.

Rutting is for deer. (:

Rutting is for deer. (:

#290 | Posted by gracieamazed

deer, goat, human, he doesn't care. shhhhh......

There is a YouTube song called "The People of Wal Mart" (I think). Check it out. Funny! I don't know who ships these folks in but no matter where I go in the country, they are there. Alien spacecraft must drop them onto the roof at night, under the cover of darkness. They lay wait until about 10 a.m. and shop til about 2 a.m. then the next shift is dropped in.

"Love the hash brown CASSEROLE at Cracker Barrel!"

Yum!

BTW, RightIsRight and I met at the Ramada Inn North (at that same exit) a few years ago (it is closed now). He was in town for a cousin's (or cousin's child's) graduation from FSU, and we had a (much too quick ... non-alcoholic) beverage in the bar - he was headed west on I-10 with his kids in tow.

"...and Andromeda Strain."

One of the earliest additions to my DVD collection.

And, speaking of Cracker Barrel... they have some GREAT videos for sale in their store. I bought both Ironside (the first season) and Perry Mason (again, the first season) there!

Who's the one under whose skin?

I'm the one under your skin. This is at least the hundreth time (no exagerration) that you've brought up my "lies" which as you know are out of context and when I proved that you disappeared for months maybe even over a year. out of embarrassment

Then you cowardly chose to come back hours after rcade put me in jail so that I couldn't refute it when you posted it again. And what was your very first -- yes your VERY FIRST -- post about after your hiatus?

Me!

Yep, no doubt I'm under your skin bad, hansie. I NEVER bring you up or speak to you unless it's in response to a post you have written. But you bring me up all the time without my prior contact as you did yet again a few posts upthread.

So yep, boy, it's you who is obsessed with me. No doubt about it, coward.

LMFOA!!!!

Good. You could use a less of that Fat Ass.

I just changed all the bed linens in the house. The house ponies took that as a sign to hop up and lick or scratch.

"Have you ever seen a movie from the 70's called Absense of Malice?"

The last twenty minutes (or so) of that movie, where the character played by Wilford Brimley lays down the law (so to speak), is fantastic!

#289 | Posted by Lipzoidial
Yes, but it's been a long time. I loved Paul Newman and Charles Bronson movies!

Charles Bronson is famous for never watching himself in any of his movies.

The 'new' The Middle sucked.....Sigh...............
):

Goatman, what was #276???

It was about a user named hans whose life is so meaningless that he archives the DR and pulls quotes from people out of context years later to play "gotcha". Yet this very same coward who lives in the past demands that others "live in the now".

He stopped that demand after I rubbed his nose in his hypocrisy a few times, but it's a great example of his own personality flaws. It's only fair to put them on display since his meaningless life revolves doing it to others.

I guarantee he has all your posts archived on his hard drive, graceie, and you can be expecting to see them in the future DR for years. That's what people without a real and meaningful life do.

Sad, isn't it?

"...which as you know are out of context..."

Oops!

Actually, links to the original sources (which provide plenty of context) are provided (such as here and here).

#293 | Posted by Hans
I always thought he and Della should have gotten married in the end. It broke my heart when they went public about his life, after his death. Who cares! He was great!

#272 | Posted by Hans at 2012-01-04 07:56 PM

#276 | Posted by goatman at 2012-01-04 08:08 PM

Hilarious. First Goatman's first post since New Years eve comes 12 minutes after his name is mentioned by Hans. Coincidence? Looks like Hans has rent-free housing in Goatman's head. Hahahaha.

rcade put me in jail

#294 | Posted by goatman

you've been dumped? I never check these things.

You know, i've always liked you, because i'm full of shit too. I am fully confortable with the overflowing cup of shit i have been blessed with. If I could be so bold as to advise you, I would only say this one thing, 'stop fucking arguing with people, dumbass'.

I know, i know, it's hard to resist, but you must resist. When you do that, you give people too much power over you, even when you think you are winning (?winning what?). Just let it go. When you argue against someone else's point, you give their argument validity.

Talk about things you like and to people you like and fuck the rest.

welcome back.

I am so confused.............You Nooner peeps are complicated.

I had so much political fuel to go on for tonight's "Days of Our Drudge Retort" but have gone movie nuts. Oh well. We all need to head to Bucksnort, TN and form our own annual Woodstock (and yes there is a town with that name in TN).

"Goatman, what was #276???"

Those were, of course, unsourced and out-of-context "posts."

Unlike, say, posts which provide sources and, as such, context (such as these sourced and, therefore, contextual links, here and here).

character played by Wilford Brimley lays down the law (so to speak), is fantastic!

#296 | Posted by Hans

yep, that's my favorite part too.

Oops!

Actually, links to the original sources (which provide plenty of context) are provided

OOPS!

Yep you did source some of them. Not all of them, though.

Loser

Of the two of us, who will never ceases to bring up the other unless spoken to first?

Who wrote his very first post after being gone for months about the other?

Who is the one who will post stuff about the other out of context without the other mentioning him first?

That would be you on all three accounts, hans. I don't know how I got you so riled up over me to make you do these things, but I sure am proud of it! LOL

You Nooner peeps are complicated.

#305 | Posted by gracieamazed

yes, there's not many bubbas that have the wherewithal to blog all day long. Some people have to do real work.

I tried to tell all you gracies that things weren't what they seemed when you came here, but you guys got all butt-hurt and wouldn't listen.

#305 | Posted by gracieamazed
It's like sands through the hour glass. LOL! Now I have Richard Dreyfuss building that Devils' thingy in his living room in Close Encounters. LOL!

"Who wrote his very first post after being gone for months about the other?"

#309 | Posted by goatman at 2012-01-04 08:37 PM | Reply | Flag: BFF

I didn't know you cared so much about me to venture so thoroughly into my "history."

I suppose I should be flattered.

Hilarious. First Goatman's first post since New Years eve comes 12 minutes after his name is mentioned by Hans. Coincidence? Looks like Hans has rent-free housing in Goatman's head.

I dunno, dull, I think when someone is gone for a year and makes a specific poster the object of his first post (mine was four days), that person has it worse.

But go with whatever illogical conclusion your drug addled brain comes up with. It works for you. That's all that matters. LOL

I'd also add that your "anyone but goat, no matter how outrageous" says a lot about how badly I'm under your skin, dull one. LOL

KCUF.. I am so confused between Goatman and Hans.I need Cliff Notes on the Drama please.

Night all 'they' are home from the gym...Keep up the GREAT Nooner.

#310
I don't even want to know what butt hurt means. LOL! And no I am not going there................NOPE, not I. Uh, no, oh but should I? I really wanna.........no, Lisa, don't do it.

When gracie first came her, she said something chipper like, 'greetings, i'm home'. and it really pissed me off, and i said something like, 'go fuck yourself newfish'.

It wasn't like a mad 'go fuck yourself', it was just a regular everyday 'go fuck yourself' like you might say to your mother (when you're at walmart).

Anyway, everybody just fucking jumped on her and started insulting the shit out of her. Fun was had by all, except gracie.

"I dunno, dull, I think when someone is gone for a year and makes a specific poster the object of his first post (mine was four days), that person has it worse."

Noted that I was gone for a very specific period of time ("...gone for a year...") Check

Noted what my "first post" was about ("...makes a specific poster the object of his first post...") Check

Yep.

My BFF!

Someone's got me under his skin.

Damn! This is just too funny!

;0)

I know, i know, it's hard to resist, but you must resist.

Good point.

Adios, hans and dull. You both may continue to obsess ove rme and keep bringing me up all the time as y'all can't help but to do. I know I'll always be under y'all's skin -- especially hans'. He demonstrated an obsession for me like I've never seen before with his "comeback" post a couple of months ago.

Poor, poor, hans.

welcome back.

Actually, I've been onshore for a few days and am now laying over at the airport waiting for a flight to Nadi. I thought I'd check in for a few minutes and that's when I coincidentally saw hans obsessing over me again. I'll be gone until I go back offshore to work in about three weeks. (cue a supid comment from dull) I'm sure there are better things to do in Nadi than watch internet losers like hans and dull obsess over me. I certainly hope so anyway!

Later, lipz and thanks for the sage advice.

I am so confused.............You Nooner peeps are complicated.

#305 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED AT 2012-01-04 08:35 PM

There are other stories on the DR. It helps to spread the confusion.

From my observation is that what divides most of us on here is political thought or "ideology", if you will. It is like religion, you will never turn the other guy. What would be awesome is for all sides to put down the barbs and have a thoughtful discussion. I am just as guilty of attack, when attacked. I am also guilty of pulling the first sword. In the end we could probably learn a bit from one another. Although, fighting is fun too. So pick your poison, I am in.

"I am so confused between Goatman and Hans.I need Cliff Notes on the Drama please."

Yes, around here one needs either Cliff Notes...

Or a Broadway Playbill.

;0)

#317 | Posted by Lipzoidial
Good post, and I respect you for that! You have to wonder if the air is being forced on the people. And I am not, in any means talking about a right/left, conservative/liberal thing. What I am saying is that pitting neighbor against neighbor runs far deeper than that. So the question is how do we hang on to our common brotherhood (and I know we all love America, and living in it). What makes sense in a non-nonsensical place as this? Do we give in and just keep the war up, admit defeat to the powers that be, or do WE make a stand?

"He demonstrated an obsession for me like I've never seen before with his "comeback" post a couple of months ago."

I didn't know you cared so much about me as to remember my "history," even from "...a couple of months ago".

I suppose I should be flattered.

;0)

Another GREAT series and book, just came to mind. The Stand by Stephen King! My favorite of his, by far. "MY LIFE FOR YOU"!!!!!!

"My favorite of his, by far. "MY LIFE FOR YOU"!!!!!!

Trash Can Man

"The Stand by Stephen King!"

Both the book and DVD "Stand" in my library!

These ads always drive me nuts on here. NO, I do not want to "browse thousands of local singles on ZOOSK. I don't need to know "Jackie 37, Amanda 25, Emily 27, or Madison 30", although I am sure they are very nice people. I am sure they are quite capable of wearing a tub top, and love long walks on the beach. LOL!

Hans, I saw the series first and fell in love with it. I had read the others, and finally read the book about 3 years ago. They compliment each other. Most movies and books don't. King really outdid himself with that one! Love how he does the Hitchcock with all of his movies and TV appearances.

"...and finally read the book about 3 years ago."

My first wife read the original book when it was published in 1978.

I read the unabridged edition when it came out in 1990.

Both the book and movie were great!

"Love how he does the Hitchcock with all of his movies and TV appearances."

He's such the opposite of what one would picture King!

;0)

I used to love stephen king, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Good night Hans. Good night Goat. Good night moon. Love and best wishes to all (even those I argue with). In the end there is only love and brotherhood. Never forget that, no matter what happens.

I LOVE old movies from the 40's and 50's. They are so dirty, so filled with innuendo and symbolism that it is fun to decipher them into current movie rhetoric. Laura is a great one for that game.

#145 | Posted by kanrei

Yeah, I like to translate what is going on into reality

like Double Indemnity. Fred MacMurray meets Barbara Stanwyck twice and agrees to kill her husband.

I watched Lifeboat the other day (alfred Hitchcock) and William Bendix was crazy about a girl named Rosie. There was alot of dialogue about Rosie being THAT TYPE OF GIRL.

Talula Bankhead was in that movie, she was quite the wildchild back in the day, whoring it up, public nudity, orgies, bisexuality. the good old days

Good night and sweet dreams, PatriotWoman23!

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!

other forgotten great movies

Princess Bride-VERY quotable

The Man with Two Brains
All of Me

Skyrim kicks ass! West Virginia is kicking ass.

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