I'm sorry, but Iowa means nothing. Didn't Howard Dean win Iowa?

We truly need a box to check for "none of the above".

Who do you think will win in Iowa today?

......it won't be the American people.......

Iowa is pig country, so this guy has an even shot... and is likley the most qualified to boot.

RON PAUL for the long haul!

#4 | Posted by Corky Flag: Porky's little sister, Corky, rooting for big brother...

Guess I pushed the right button somehow, AmericaLast/PartyFirst.

Many Republican Iowans today will be pulling the lever for expanded war (Santorum), increased executive power and less checks and balances (Gingrich), and John Kerry 2 (Romney) -- constitutional small government conservatives voting big government in Iowa.

Sorry, Cork..Dems can't vote for Repubs here in rural WV.

Let's see;

Do i vote for the idiot, the nazi, the whacko, the ignorant head, the philanderer, the evangelical looking snake-oil salesman, the teabaggey texas goober-smoocher(who is also an idiot), or the teabaggey dingle-berry woman (who is even more of an idiot than the rest)?

Ya know, when you put it in context, the whacko is not so bad. Paul '12.

I'm sorry, but Iowa means nothing. Didn't Howard Dean win Iowa?

#1 | Posted by glasshouse at 2012-01-03 10:41 AM | Reply | Flag:

Guessing your guy isnt leading in the polls?

Would it mean something if it were your guy leading?

#10 Lip don't faint but I agree with you. I'm thinking hell just froze over or something. (:

1--Yeah, and he should have won or at least done better, if it weren't for the rw manipulation of the "I Have a Scream" speech. That was some fucked-up shit. He was a soooo much better choice than Kerry--and fairly moderate, too. Would have stood a better chance in the general.

The GOP candidates get THE 3 AM phone call in the WH....

Santorum: "Bomb them, it'll teach them a lesson!"

Willard: "Sell! We can lay off the population and divvy up the profits from the 1 Percenters later!"

Newt: "Do they need a Lobbyist?"

Perry: "It's yo're nickel, boy!"

Bachmann: "The Constitution says I don't have to answer that!"

R. Pauleeese!: "Have them call each state!"

Huntsman: "Hello? Hello? Uh, no one's there...."

Obama gets the call at 3 am, and feels a finger in his butt, 'Reggie! You're Back'

#15 | Posted by RexZeitgeist at 2012-01-03 11:20 AM | Reply | Flag: Name change to "Reggie" official now

Keep you hand out your panties while type that.

You'll have to move your head first.

-feels a finger in his butt

Stumpy goes for the homoerotic faster than Willard can fire employees and send their jobs overseas.

I'm sorry, but Iowa means nothing. Didn't Howard Dean win Iowa?

If memory serves, Dean was shutout in every caucus/primary in 2000.
I think that "I have a scream" speech came after losing the Iowa Caucus.
Newt is on the verge of being this year's Dean.

Make that 2004.

The DNC is doing too, right? Open caucus? Would it not be hysterical if Obama didn't win?

You know, if Santorum loses, he will probably take his dead campaign home and let his kids play with it, so they will know that his candidacy was real.

A response to national media coverage of our beloved home state.

"1--Yeah, and he should have won or at least done better, if it weren't for the rw manipulation of the "I Have a Scream" speech. That was some fucked-up shit. He was a soooo much better choice than Kerry--and fairly moderate, too. Would have stood a better chance in the general."

I agree, he was treated much like Ron Paul is today by the corporate media. They'll do whatever it takes to take down candidates that the corporate CEOs are afraid of.

"1--Yeah, and he should have won or at least done better, if it weren't for the rw manipulation of the "I Have a Scream" speech. That was some fucked-up shit. He was a soooo much better choice than Kerry--and fairly moderate, too. Would have stood a better chance in the general."

I agree, he was treated much like Ron Paul is today by the corporate media. They'll do whatever it takes to take down candidates that the corporate CEOs are afraid of.

I'm sorry, but Iowa means nothing. Didn't Howard Dean win Iowa?

#1 | Posted by glasshouse

YYYYYEEEEHHHHHHHHAAAAAA

No--Dean came in 3rd...

The DNC is doing too, right? Open caucus? Would it not be hysterical if Obama didn't win?

#22 | Posted by kanrei

There is some rumbling that there is someone else people are caucusing for...?

How can the folks in Iowa tell one brown smudge on a seat cover from the rest of the brown stains in the clown car's upholstry? Granted, there is some logic in voting for a stain on an actual seat rather than the two or three on the ceiling liner.

This must be the most difficult Caucus in history.

The repubs are so afraid of the results of tonight's caucus Rush is calling it The Iowa Cockeye.

Oh and the winner of the religious control freaks is.......

"Decision Day in Iowa"

Voter: "Do I vote for one of the crazy unelectables or the flipflopper who shredded American jobs at every turn to get really, really rich?"

We truly need a box to check for "none of the above".

#2 | POSTED BY HAWK

You shall have a 'none of the above', Hawk.

None of these losers will win the nomination in the primaries. The candidate who leaves the convention with the nomination will be decided in a brokered Republican convention.

Who will be the one to stop the affordable health care act? Then they can take it away from people who just got it.. No health care for you... Why your kids don't get to stay on your health care till age 26..oh no... Too bad its back to having no insurance at all, republican style..

But we won't stop the redistribution of wealth going to the Government employees..Oh no they won't stop that...

Now Rush is running Gingrich ads. Too funny.

"Do I vote for one of the crazy unelectables or the flipflopper who shredded American jobs at every turn to get really, really rich?"

Are you referring to the one currently polling ahead of the Great Community Organizer and Campaigner-in-Chief?

Never before, in the annals of politics, have so many paid so much attention, to so few..

The fact that Romney is at the top of the polls tells me the RNC has delivered its marching orders to the Iowinnians.

There is some rumbling that there is someone else people are caucusing for...?

The RNC is hoping to find a Democrat they can support in 2012. The Republican Party has nothing to offer.

what an honest and moral man is ronpaul1776:

According the Texas Independent, Paul was one of only four House Republicans to break with his party’s earmark moratorium in 2011: “Paul sent 41 earmark requests totaling $157,093,544 for the 2011 Fiscal Year” and “For Fiscal Year 2010, Paul requested 54 total earmarks, adding up to $398,460,640 in pork that the former presidential candidate sought to bring home to his district.” (The paper noted that his 2010 requests “were made prior to the House Republican Conference’s voluntary ban on filing earmarks.”) His earmark requests are listed on his congressional Web site.

After Hurricane Katrina, Paul opposed government assistance for victims, telling The Post: “Is bailing out people that chose to live on the coastline a proper function of the federal government? Why do people in Arizona have to be robbed in order to support the people on the coast?” He even even wrote in a 2005 column that “In several disasters that have befallen my Gulf Coast district, my constituents have told me many times that they prefer to rebuild and recover without the help of federal agencies like FEMA, which so often impose their own bureaucratic solutions on the owners of private property.”

Yet in fiscal year 2010 Paul requested tens of millions of dollars in earmarks to assist with hurricane recovery for his district.

Don't forget to quote sources NG3. Whan the National Socialists pass the SOPA you wouldn't want RCade getting shut down.

down deep the republicans got to be thinking....other ass whooping coming for the crazy GOPer

This is very exciting.....

in an extraordinarily boring kind of way.

I think I'm really starting to like Santorum...There's just something about Romney I cant latch on to.

"There's just something about Romney I cant latch on to."

Welcome to the 2012 GOP...

I think I'm really starting to like Santorum.

Well, he *is* the GOP's current flavor of the month.

I would love to see a debate between Ron Paul and Barack Obama.

Having said that who cares which Clown gets to drive the Clown Car? It's only a side show in the Circus.

Since the election season is upon us, I am doing my yearly...
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Lipzoidial Politicians Hairdo Analysis Special Report Expose - Part 1
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Mitt Romney

Many people think that Romney is called 'Flipper' because of his 'flexible attitude' on issues. But that's not true. It's because of his hair. Just look at it. It's like a field of wind blown hay. American heartland hay. With little gray shrub bushes of capitalism at the sides.

His hair acts like it has magic underwear on. I suppose the best thing i can say about his hair is that it will not let you down. Donald Trumps hair looks like it would let you down. One good breeze, and whoosh, it's gone.

But Mitts hair bends with which ever way the wind is blowing, and then methodically settles down again after saying a little prayer and collecting a check. If you listen, you can hear a buzzing noise when the wind blows on Mitt. It's each little hair follicle singing a prayer to jesus.

I think Mitt's hair is the kind of hair Jesus would have had, had Jesus had access to a good salon. Maybe a little moisturizer. A snip-snip here and there. Do something about that whole college dorm-mate look.

So based on that, I say Mitt's hair is substantial enough to get him the GOP nomination (and into heaven).
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"Since the election season is upon us..."

I thought it was upon us about 3 years ago? Or 7?

Or are you talking 2016?

Funny.... She told me that Pat is a dick.

You can watch the caucus at a church in Iowa on C=Span

"I think I'm really starting to like Santorum"

Wish there had been a warning that was coming. Now there's Diet Coke and boogers all over my monitor.

Where's the caucusing?

They are passing out paper to ballot and then count them and done?

Don't fret so much Mary--Santorum is likely to win Iowa...

Murphy:

There's more than one meaning to "Santorum." And coming from Boaz, I could not help but reflect upon the other one.

Need any more explanations?

This is like watching paint dry

The DR entrance poll has Ron Paul winning!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

It's a sad indictment of America that a lying lunatic like Pat can become a billionaire.

#49 | Posted by Zatoichi

Or that environmental preacher. What's his name again? Got rich overnight making prophesies about the sea level.

I hate that fucker, what's his name?

At Urbandale Romney had over 100 Santorum at 80 then Perry then Gingrich

Wolf Blitzer: Let's check the Caucus Cam to see the latest Santorum Surge!

Sensative viewers may want to change the channel!

Sorry Paul was in 3rd

#58 | Posted by BloodSacrafice at 2012-01-03 08:43 PM | Reply | Flag: mentally retarded

doh! They almost had a chance there.

oh well, it was a thought...just not a good thought I guess.

Hey someone voted for Huntsman--1 vote in Urbandale!

RP v BO.

That will be better than any other matchup during a debate.

RP should pick his son for a running mate.

Rick Perry?? ;o)

Santorum is likely to win Iowa...

Oh yes, please!

where is Urbandale?

Hopefully voters have finally come to the realization that the political class is criminally insane.

Urbandale is Romney territory

In the unlikely event that Santorum should actually get the GOP nom, I see a real problem:

Glitter manufacturers are not going to be able to keep up with demand during the campaign.

Santorum will likely get 2nd--in Iowa

Dang that was fast and no arguing!

Mitt coming in third?

It couldn't get any better than that.... being out=gunned by a 74 year old crank (sweet old crank) and the biggest political joke since Dan Quayle?

I'm lovin' it.

Since 2003, seas have risen by 2 to 3 mm a year
news.sciencemag.org

23 tide gauge levels since 1880
upload.wikimedia.org

Lie some more retard.
Laughing at you is fun.

#62 | Posted by Zatoichi

2 to 3mm, did they? Why so a large fudge factor? The models don't say exactly?

Do you even think about the stuff you post? Have you ever questioned science?

Dang that was fast and no arguing!

#74 | Posted by MURPHY

What did you notice that was noticeably absent?

"Have you ever questioned science?"

I'm an astroparticle physicist you ignorant shit.
Without science you'd just be another idiot mumbling on a street corner.

Paul/Bachmann 2012

Another old fart and a loon.

'm an astroparticle physicist you ignorant shit.
Without science you'd just be another idiot mumbling on a street corner.

#78 | Posted by Zatoichi

Really? You could have fooled me. You have never posted a single thing here, besides other peoples work, ideas, and data.

Where's is your brilliance, doctor? Where? Show us.

And, I challenged you to post a retort, showing you challenging a single scientist or science story.

You stopped questioning science, a long, long time ago.

santorum "bomb iran and play with their dead babies" is being used to deflect focus off of what would be a decisive paul victory. his sudden rise makes no sense otherwise.

santorum-- the new neocon dream boy...

2 to 3mm. Now that's fucking funny.

What a retard; astroparticle physicist my ass.

You guys buy this shit? lol...

"What a retard; astroparticle physicist my ass."

You're just jealous because he can spell his own username.

Must be.

I think he's a fucking liar. But hey, this is the internet. He could prove me wrong by saying something brilliant or enlightened, even once.

"saying something brilliant or enlightened"

Why don't you go first?

A lie repeated a hundred times becomes the truth.

~Zatoichi's 1st Rule of Social Presence

Your turn.

Welcome to Obama 2012.

Take away Zat's copy & paste thingy, and he's suddenly a white Obama without a teleprompter.

#89 | Posted by BloodSacrafice at 2012-01-03 09:34 PM | Reply | Flag: failed 5th grade science

"too close to call"

Romney 7,425 23.1%
Paul 7,375 23.0
Santorum 7,358 22.9
Gingrich 4,248 13.2
Perry 3,315 10.3
Bachmann 1,852 5.8
30% reporting

What do you expect from the owner of a world-class sports car and a peer-reviewed wading pool. I mean, c'mon.

Huntsman is fluent in Mandarin. He's obviously a Chinese spy.
~BloodSacraorifice

I predict Paul will win in an honest election.... but who knows if this is one.

Paul loses - America wins.

I predict Paul will win in an honest election.... but who knows if this is one.

#96 | Posted by coyote

Honestly chaos that is. No ID required to register and vote, all in the same day.

What does any result really mean?

FYI

The redistribution of wealth is all going to government employees as benefits..

Nothing new, nothing will change...

Huntsman is fluent in Mandarin. He's obviously a Chinese spy.
~BloodSacraorifice

#95 | Posted by Zatoichi

Sharks are fucking each other. It's obviously from global warming.

~Zat

Sad. Huntsman was clearly the best choice. -- #79 | Posted by Zatoichi

I thought Huntsman gave up on Iowa a long time ago, and was focusing his $/energy on NH. Would be good to see Perry and Bachmann throw in the towel, though. (Newt, too, but that seems less likely.)

"Sharks are fucking each other."

I'm so glad you're back to discussing the GOP race.

"With 548 of 1,774 precincts reporting, Paul, Santorum and Romney were all tied at 23 percent. According to Google, Paul appears to be doing well in the cities of Des Moines, Indianola and Waterloo. Romney appears to be doing well mostly in eastern Iowa -- including Cedear Rapids and Davenport. Santorum's support, meanwhile, appears mostly rural, and suburban - and spread statewide.

Rep. Michele Bachmann was in sixth place, with just 6 percent."

Hometown girl gone bad?

Hometown girl gone bad?

#103 | Posted by Corky

I think her running mate John Wayne Gacy cost her some votes

The thought of evangelicals Googling Santorum is a funny thought

Google result #1:

Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.

Pretty much a 3 way tie tween Paul, Romney and Frothy?

LOL.

Ever play solataire and have a really crappy set of cards?

Ya lay out the game and start moving cards around and relatively quickly you realize it aint gonna work.

You got a largish stack in your hand but when you flip them over you can't do anything with any of them.

Usually you end up going through the stack a few times before you figure it out.

You know, turning the same cards up over and over until you finally realize you're stuck and so ya either just give up or start another game.

The GOP going through their slate of crappy candidates know that feeling all too well is all Spud is saying here.

They brought their B game.

Be Well.

Glitter manufacturers are not going to be able to keep up with demand during the campaign.

Buy stock. The crazy fucker is winning. I think Iowanaians are jealous of Texas' reputation for being the stupidest state in the Union.

"Santorum's... spread statewide."
Yuck.

"Ever play solitaire and have a really crappy set of cards?

yeah. that's when i start to cheat. the best thing about that is no one's usually around to catch me...

starting tomorrow, neocons are gonna start playing with dead babies, rubbing them like rabbit's feet for luck...

Muffy, what happened to Newtstud? Caught handing out cut glass again?

santorum heard voices in his head telling him to build a baseball field in his cornfield and populate the stands with dead babies and duggar children. shoeless joe jackson (played by that guy in goodfellas... what's his name... uh, paul sorvino) then comes out of the corn and tells him (in a james earl jones-ish voice) to kill mass quantities of iranians and spread the game of baseball by sword to all ends of the earth.

@60%, fetusboy is up 2 on Magicunderwearguy who is 2 up on tricorner hatman.

I love it!

Jesus freaks out in force and Santorum is sucking up lots of votes. Yee haw.

Muffy, what happened to Newtstud? Caught handing out cut glass again?

#112 | Posted by northguy3

I called him at 4th turkey breathe...

It's always been Romney's to lose. His showing tonight will probably cement his eventual nomination. The GOP nominate 'the next guy in line'. He got a lot of momentum out of a caucus he only decided to even participate in a short time ago. New Hampshire will probably seal the deal with an air of inevitability. Santorum? Uh, sure.

yeah. that's when i start to cheat. the best thing about that is no one's usually around to catch me...

Spud likes playing solitaire till dawn with a deck of 51. S'fun fer Spud.

Santorum 13,594 24.3%
Romney 13,204 23.6
Paul 12,205 21.8

DR survey sez...

Mitt, 14 votes (35%)
Ron, 19 votes (47.5%)
Newt, 1 votes (2.5%)
Rick P, 0 votes (0%)
Rick S, 5 votes (12.5%)
Michelle, 0 votes (0%)
Jon, 1 votes (2.5%)

Hmm, got the top three right albeit in the wrong order.

Bachmann 3,140 5.6

Hmmm, if ya take the amount of money Bachmann spent on her campaign while practically living in Iowa this last month and divide the number of actual votes she got by it it would prolly = Lulz!

/Not a professional mathematician.

Be Well.

Ron Paul called to place 3rd

Gingrich is 4th

Perry 5th

Bachmann then Huntsman

fetusboy is up 2 on Magicunderwearguy who is 2 up on tricorner hatman.

FF!!

Pathetic, isn't it?

Hey Murphy, not quite right, none of the above edged out Huntsman. Per Politico

Ron Paul speech--Great guy!

Huntsman is out after January 11, 2012

Precincts reporting: 88.1% (1,563/1,774) | Last updated: 8 p.m. PST

Santorum
26,552 votes
24.6% 0

Romney
26,539 votes
24.6% 0

Paul
22,821 votes
21.2% 0

Gingrich
14,363 votes
13.3% 0

Perry
11,159 votes
10.3% 0

Bachmann
5,514 votes
5.1% 0

Huntsman
629 votes
0.6% 0

Other
308 votes

Less than 20 votes separating Mittens from Frothy with 88% counted?

Man, that's a tight race.

Tight enough to suppress a santorum surge ...one would hope.

Seriously, if yer gonna pick a flavor of the month do NOT try the santorum.

Be Well.

Spud--you are looking at figures from an hour ago

Romney is ahead of Santorum--so far.

why post the results?

between the internet (which obviously everyone has on this place) and the TV....why post them?

If Ron Paul can't win a caucus he's not going to win a primary. Time for him to withdraw and endorse Gary Johnson, if he's interested in furthering his libertarian views.

Gary Johnson who?

There is like 300 votes with Romeny ahead of Santorum and 89% reporting.

The biggie is the bigger cities--Des Moines Sioux City--places like that.

And those are Romney territories--more moderate.

Now there are 13 votes between Romney and Santorum with 92% reporting

Why waste time on this? Iowa means nothing.

Dethspud could prolly go into the caucus house and swear on a maple leaf that he is a Republican and be accepted.

#129 | Posted by MURPHY

I do read your posts and I respect your view points but let's be honest here at the end of the day you do know that total adherence to Ron Paul's program is nuts and would destructive to America. A vote for Paul is a vote for grid lock because Republicans and Democrats will never agree to most of what he stands for

Dethspud could prolly go into the caucus house and swear on a maple leaf that he is a Republican and be accepted.

he'd have to drop the creepy talk first........

Holy crap batman!

Romney and his religious underwear are in the lead.
Followed by Santorum who can't wait to end a wome right to choose.
Surely now they are asking their invisible man boss, what to do now..."You must control them,you must control them...make them obey"..

An let the religious freak show begain!

And it's Magic Underwear and Dead Baby in the backstretch!

What a pathetic joke.
The Chinese are laughing their asses off.
They are the oldest continuous culture on the planet.
Stupid muzzies fucked Egypt out of the #1 spot.

#131 | Posted by TedBaxter

No one could mistake the spud for an American much less a Republican. They would most likely require a urine test to determine if he was human?

"Romney or Santorum"

Can we have a None Of The Above box?

I refuse to join Ray and not vote, it's a license to bitch.

But Romney is not pulling away from the pack by any means. After having predicted a win the night before, caucus returns show Romney seemingly unable to break the 25 percent threshold -- which roughly has been his cap in terms of support in national polls.

Romney's showing in Tuesday's caucuses appears similar to his showing in 2008, when his 25 percent haul landed him in second place behind former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee.

A second-place finish for the former Massachusetts governor on Tuesday could portend a more drawn-out and competitive process. Santorum and Paul, each looking for a come-from-behind win in the state, tussled on Tuesday as they tried to consolidate the not-Romney vote.

Romney and his religious underwear are in the lead.
#134 | Posted by truthteller101

In my younger years I use to ski in Utah with friends and I went in to one of their regions stores and tried to buy a pair of "Jamies" and I got kicked out and arrested. They take that stuff real serious.

#132 | Posted by paneocon

I like Paul on fiscal issues--he is Tops!

And I hope some his fiscal rubs off on the rest of the country and congress.

With 93% reporting

Santorum is 145 votes ahead of Romney

Tedbaxter: Iowa means nothing.

Ha! Looks like we found Jon Huntsman's Retort handle!

Even before the results were in, Republican presidential hopeful Jon Huntsman had a message for whoever won the Iowa caucus: "Welcome to New Hampshire. Nobody cares."

Huntsman skipped Tuesday's Iowa caucuses and was counting on a strong showing in the Jan. 10 New Hampshire primary to keep his campaign afloat.

Huntsman finished up his final day of having New Hampshire to himself with a crowded town hall meeting in Peterborough, where a voter asked him what he'd say to the Iowa winner. His short answer -- "Welcome to New Hampshire. Nobody cares" -- was a bit more direct than he had been in recent days. He has said the rest of the country will forget the Iowa results within days if not hours.

Great speech coming from Bachmann--!

She does go after Obama--continuously!

140 | Posted by MURPHY

I do think he has injected some things into the discussion and I'm glad he is a republican. To night he is talking about returning to the gold standard and that is just not reasonable now. There is so much currency in the system that going to the gold standard would destroy the economy.

Great speech coming from Bachmann--!

She does go after Obama--continuously!

#143 | Posted by MURPHY

Put down the bottle, Murphy.

His short answer -- "Welcome to New Hampshire. Nobody cares" -- was a bit more direct than he had been in recent days. He has said the rest of the country will forget the Iowa results within days if not hours.

So wrong on every level.

Sorry Jon.

You will be 3rd in NH and then out.

It will be Romney then Paul then Hunstman--if he's lucky.

#142

Damn.

Nulli--
Yippee!

Put down the bottle, Murphy.#145 | Posted by nullifidian

The Sugar Bowl is way better that Bachman

Oh--Santorum now only leads by 68 over Romney

Murph

Quit trying to predict.

If I recall correctly, McCain was all but buried after NH.

1 in 4 of Iowans caucusing actually chose Santorum?

And people were worried that a Paul victory would undermine the legitimacy of the Iowa caucus?

It is singularly remarkable how each of these other candidates have been at some point preferable to Mitt, even Santorum.

Anybody But Mitt must be practice for Anybody But Obama.

If I recall correctly, McCain was all but buried after NH.

#151 | Posted by TedBaxter

I can predict all I want Ted!

And McCain lost Iowa and then won NH.

He won all the rest after that--Huck might have gotten Arkansas...

No one could mistake the spud for an American much less a Republican.

So you'd like to think...

Lou Dobbs: The job of hosting Saturday Night Live was largely the province of American citizens, like Tom Hanks and Johnny Mosley--but not anymore. After Summers spent taking American money by the fistful at the box office, Seth Rogen, the shaggy-haired marijuana enthusiast and Canadian national...he's at it again! Taking entertainment jobs from otherwise deserving Americans. Course, I should expect no less from your Canadian boss Lorne Michaels, who's been dragging his buddies over the border for years now. I mean when he hires hosts for your "little show" to put on, is it that hard to go American, Seth? I mean, just off the top of my head...David Brenner, Hal Holbrook, Jill Eikenberry; a legitimate triple threat. Are we so enamored with foreign products that those names aren't even part of the discussion anymore?

Seth Meyers: No, not for years.

Lou Dobbs: I mean, George Peppard! Why isn't he on the shortlist anymore?

Seth Meyers: Because he's dead.

Lou Dobbs: Don't oversimplify it, Seth. Alright, I'm gonna run some numbers by you. Knocked Up: $142 million domestic, Superbad: $116 million domestic...that's $258 million out of American wallets going into Canadian pockets where it's blown on cases of Labatts. I wanna read this quote to you: "When it comes to our broken borders, one always thinks of the fence-jumpers, the Mexicans swimming the Rio Grande to take our meat-packing Jobs. But the Canadians are far more insidious. They can walk among us and no one's the wiser. The Native Americans had a name for evil hid in plain sight. They called them skin walkers. Well, I call it Seth Rogen...in short, Rogen is an economic Bin Laden."

We walk among you!

Mua haha haha haha!

They would most likely require a urine test to determine if he was human?

Human?

Lawls!

Spud isn't human.

Spud is an 8 1/2 inch tall talking potato.

Pretty sure we been over this.

^__^

Be Well.

Sugar Bowl, Virginia Tech 20 and Michigan 20 in over-time, screw Iowa

And Ted-- I will say I predicted wrongly.

Huntsman got over 700 votes versus the 100 I thought he might get.

Spud is an 8 1/2 inch tall talking potato.#156 | Posted by dethspud

That's a big "F" ing Spud. Idaho or Golden?

#135 | Posted by Zatoichi

No shit. The world is laughing their asses off.

Santorum - not a chance in hell of winning the presidency is in a dead heat to win this caucus? That comes down to religion. Sorry but if he gets the nomination, I think I will need to vote for Obama.

Votes for some of these candidates just tells me how intelligent the voters are in the "caucuses". Bachmann, Perry and Gingrich have almost 30% of the vote combined. Combine them with the Santorum voters and you have over 50% of the "caucus" electorate that are just dumb. I mean a vote for Paul at least is a vote against the status quo... There is not a candidate worthy of election in the race. All this early coverage has at least proven just how bad everyone but Romney is... He at least is not "showing" his failings.

Spud--Mr. Potato --Mr. Tatertot--

Don't let anyone give you a hard time being Canadian.

I love Victoria and BC.

Used to ride the Stena Line up there from Seattle years ago--in the mid 90's. Took the Union Lake e-ticket ride up there once too.

Beautiful place with great pubs, great beer, great gambling and the Empress is the bomb!

1 in 4 of Iowans caucusing actually chose Santorum?

And people were worried that a Paul victory would undermine the legitimacy of the Iowa caucus?

#153 | Posted by TheTom

Just remember, TT.

One in every ten people you meet every day believe Elvis is still alive.

One fer Mitt....

You crack me up Rex

Sweet catch.

Sweet catch.
#165 | Posted by RexZeitgeist

Bum Call he had it.

And now that dumbass, Rick Perry--"your next President"--is speaking. Bet Murphy says it was a great speech.

#167 | Posted by nullifidian

Go watch the sugar bowl, it's better than Perry and may be you'll lighten up

He's heading to SC Nulli--skipping NH--or he may suspend and drop out. Head back to TX.

Santorum should go to NH--might get some blue collar folks to vote for him.

And Newt gives a shout out to Santorum--although not sure if that is helpful.

The money stays--Romney and Paul for sure for a while.

Well, if there's some shred of hope left, it's that Huckabee won Iowa last time and didn't get anywhere after that.

Santorum is a terrible choice, a religious loon who plays with dead babies. Romney's John Kerry 2.

113 votes between Santorum and Romney

Anybody else feel sorry for Murky's family? The bitch is nauseating. I'll bet her kids are so ashamed to admit that is their mom. Really who wants to admit their mom is functionally retarded?

He didn't play with a dead baby butthead.

Good grief--get a friggin heart fool.

Murphy lying again.
What a surprise.

97% and Santorum is 37 votes ahead of Romney

Perry is reportedly headed back to Texas to " reassess " his navel...er, campaign.

#170 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

Just gotr this email form the Santorum people . You can send hime some money. He is looking for more that the $3.00 Obama is looking for.

Dear Patriot:

It's Now or Never for Conservative voters. We can either unite now behind one candidate and have a conservative standard bearer in 2012, or have the GOP establishment choose another moderate Republican who will have a difficult time defeating Barack Obama in November.

I don't think that's what you want. Neither do I. My name is Rick Santorum, and I am the only authentic, passionate conservative who can unite the GOP.

We shocked the world last night in Iowa. We did it with a coalition of conservatives, Tea Party members, and values voters who recognized that my successful conservative record gives the GOP the best chance to defeat Barack Obama.

And Michelle Bachmann....

Santorum .. if he gets the nomination, I think I will need to vote for Obama.
#160 | Posted by GalaxiePete ..

This is great. If Bachmann and Perry drop out, their votes go to Santorum, Huntsman steals moderate votes from Romney, and Santorum takes New Hampshire.

Santorum spent less than anyone, and could get Perry voters and money in SC if Perry quiets.

Santorum does not have the experience of Romney--or Huntsman--or Gingrich.

He's pulling a Huckabee.

I'll bet Bachmann is smarter than Murphy.

Dear Patriot:

#177 | Posted by paneocon at 2012-01-04 12:04 AM

#182 | Posted by MURPHY

What? Look at Santorum resume.

Santorum is a senator who lost his last race in PA by 18 points!

This is great. If Bachmann and Perry drop out, their votes go to Santorum, Huntsman steals moderate votes from Romney, and Santorum takes New Hampshire.

#180 | Posted by nullifidian at 2012-01-04 12:06 AM

I hope he goes the way of Huckabee.

Fucking stupid. #184 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

You think that is fucking stupid

Friend --

People have been sending around two videos here at headquarters this morning, and I thought you'd want to see them, too.

This first one was posted to YouTube almost exactly four years ago. It's Barack Obama's "closing argument" to Iowans the night before the caucuses in 2008.

It's pretty incredible to see candidate Obama talk about what President Obama ultimately did. He makes four specific promises -- on reforming health care, making college more affordable, ending the war in Iraq, and putting us on the path to energy independence -- all of which today, four years later, are promises kept.

This is why I love waiting a decade to meet three cats.
Cats who show up here are finely distilled; More badass than SEALS.
And they don't even know it.
Why should they care?

One is preggers, maybe another Max.
Toonces could drive a car, but Max, ... well.

Max rode in my Porsche.

Obama is gonna kick whoever is the rethug nominees ass. I cant wait to rub it in that retard Murkys face.

And of course one for that fricking nutter Prof. Paul;

- Ozzy - Crazy Train -

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

I...I...I...I...

ALL Aboarddddddd.....

Crazy,but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing
Life's a bitter shame
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules

One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you live the role
Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my words
Yeah

Heirs of a cold war
That's what we've become
Inheriting troubles I'm mentally numb
Crazy, I just cannot bear
I'm living with something that just isn't fair

Mental wounds not healing
Who and what's to blame
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

#188 | Posted by paneocon at 2012-01-04 12:12 AM

Why the hell do you think a chain email from the Santorum campaign that you copied and pasted will do anything to alter my perception of a man who played with his dead baby's corpse for political points?

"Not that great imo. We won't have any substantial national dialogue on anything that matters. Santorum is a fucking religious loon."

No man. That will cause huge defections to third party campaigns--like Johnson's--and set back the social conservatives for years.

Santorum is a senator who lost his last race in PA by 18 points!

#186 | Posted by MURPHY

Excellent. Go Rick go!

Here Rex--

Just for you

Party on at 240MPH.

Or die.

a man who played with his dead baby's corpse for political points?

#193 | Posted by WHINE_OR_K-Y

Whine or Cry would have used it for sexual purposes.

(I assume this kid is talking about John Edwards and not Rick Santorum)

98% reporting and Romney ahead by 62 votes.

The AP is reporting that there is a car driving around with ballots to the HQ somewhere in Ames...

Great song Murph!

No man. That will cause huge defections to third party campaigns--like Johnson's--and set back the social conservatives for years.

#194 | Posted by nullifidian at 2012-01-04 12:17 AM

Not particularly surprising that Wex is talking about sex with dead babies.

"Romney or Santorum"

That's it?

Wow.

Santorum now ahead by 5

Love or hate Rick Santorum, he is a earnest and hardworking guy. I think he is a guy would would actually spend his time working hard and doing the best job he could as president.

I don't think he is ready, I think he has to soften his abosultism a bit and that takes seasoning.

You can see Rick getting stronger and becoming more competent as th campiagn has waged on, I think he is a better person because of it.

Santorum has been on his message, worked tirelssly, and hasn't gone totally negative.

He may not get the nomination, but he has made a very good case he should get a look for the VP slot.

Santorum is giving his victory speech. I just can't figure out why he said: "Germany will either be a world power or will not be at all."

Very odd.

I thought Santorum speech was strong and dynamic and he should get a shot.

Leave the kids out of it Rick.....Jesus Tebow, leave the tardlings in the dumpster.....

(and little Timmy got new crutches today....yada...yada)

"he is a earnest and hardworking guy. "

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Outside of Huntsman, who is suspect because he can speak Mandarin, they are a pack of worthless, imbecilic shit.

"I thought Santorum speech was strong and dynamic and he should get a shot."

Maybe a shot of penicillin.

Romney is a bit of a human spam cube, bland, grey, and slightly salty.

They must love him on toast in Hawaii.

Romney taking it to Barry. About time

Next time you lib idiots are in favor of voter Fraud remember that this vote is 5 votes with 98% in. Every legal vote counts.

#177 | Posted by fUCKwITthom at 2012-01-03 10:19 PM | Reply | Flag: lying sack of shit

Lie some more shit-for-brains.
Laughing at you is almost as entertaining as watching roadkill die.

Which friggin county is holding out?

If Ron Paul can't win a caucus he's not going to win a primary. Time for him to withdraw and endorse Gary Johnson, if he's interested in furthering his libertarian views.

#127 | Posted by nullifidian

Why do you care?

#215 | Posted by Zatoichi

I posted 177. What the fuck is your issue

99% reporting and 34 votes with Santorum ahead

Hoping for a Middle East Armageddon and thousands more of our U.S. soldiers and Marines spilling their blood?

Then be sure to vote for warmongering Neocon toady RICK SANTORUM!

"Be the first one on your block to have your kid come home in a box..."

Obama is has more neo con in him then 5 out of the 6 canidates that were in the vote today...

Hello, MCFLY!!!

99% reporting and 34 votes with Santorum ahead

#219 | Posted by MURPHY

I predict that Santorum will run out of steam in 30 days.

This is great. If Bachmann and Perry drop out, their votes go to Santorum, Huntsman steals moderate votes from Romney, and Santorum takes New Hampshire.

Except for the part where Bachmann, Perry and Santorum combined don't make even a blip on the map in New Hampshire yer theory makes sense!

Consider...

Mitt Romney has pulled further ahead of his GOP opponents in New Hampshire, according to a Suffolk University/7 News poll out tonight.

The former Massachusetts governor takes 41 percent in the poll of likely primary voters, a full 26 points ahead of any other contender for the Republican nomination.

Second in the poll is Ron Paul, with 15 percent, and Newt Gingrich comes in third at 11 percent. Jon Huntsman, who's banking on a strong finish in New Hampshire to propel his campaign forward, was fourth with 9 percent.

Why does Iowa and its disproportionately-numbered Evangelical "Rapture-Me-Now!" population get to make such an important decision as to whom the rest of us have as the Presidential contenders?

Stuff needs changing.

#220 | Posted by CalifChris

Chris, I hope not.

We are tired of war.

#224 | Posted by CalifChris

Because it's America, The same America that made Barry my president. live with it or leave it.

Stuff needs changing.

#224 | Posted by CalifChris

Something tells me it will.

Santorum is too inexperienced. Obama will certainly win.

#224 | Posted by CalifChris

Because it's America, The same America that made Barry my president. live with it or leave it.

#226 | Posted by paneocon

The founding fathers were very smart is making the term just four years. Who knew how important that would be?

"Why does Iowa and its disproportionately-numbered Evangelical "Rapture-Me-Now!" population get to make such an important decision as to whom the rest of us have as the Presidential contenders?"

It doesn't.
Since 1972 only three Iowa R winners became president.
Buy a brain bimbo, they're obviously cheap, none of these idiots are using theirs.

Its just entertainment Calichris.Stuff needs changing?You're right,we should just have the news once a week so they didn't have all this empty air time to fill.

If Santorum knows how to capitalize on tonight it'll be interesting to watch how the evangelical community reacts. For years, behind closed doors, they've considered Mormons to be a cult and not Christianity.

Santorum couldn't possibly win the WH, and by the time the general election comes around evangelicals will have been forced to decide to vote their long held beliefs or just stay home. Either way, they'll be between a rock and a hard place.

Santorum may win SC, but he'll burn out as flavor of the month and Romney will be the nominee in the end. Obama will win by a sizable margin. Both for being the candidate whose ideas more Americans prefer and evangelicals staying home because of Romney.

The GOP start out their primary season pulling an "Election night 2000".

Speaking of which, where is George W Bush, the standard bearer of the GOP?

Hey, come on now! Where are you hiding him and Cheney? Haven't heard a peep out of them in years. You were so proud of everything they did when they were in office, so surely you Republicans should DEMAND the GOP engage the standard bearers of your party and ideals in TV as often as possible. They should be publicly advocating Republican principles and how swimmingly that all turned out for us, right?

Afraid to remind America how those ideas worked out in reality? Yep.

The Iowa GOP Chairman just announced Romney won ... by 8 votes.

Republicans, meet your nominee

Romney's life is a model for the 2008 meltdown.

Everything for finance, insurance and real estate nothing for the farmer, manufacturer or miner.

SCOTUS is on board.

Together they can render Democracy meaningless.

Or you can pick that asshole Obama, loaded with a billion in Wall Street money. His only friend Robert Wolf is chairman of criminal UBS Swiss Bank. The Bank that gave Phil Gramm a seat on their board as a reward for ramming the "Securities Modernization Act" into law at 11PM Dec 11, 1999, without any Congressional vote. The Bank that paid a $780 million fine for engineering schemes to defraud the IRS and then receieved $182 billion bailout. I think I'll puke.

"Obama is has more neo con in him then 5 out of the 6 canidates that were in the vote today..." That's the rep he gets for finishing the idiotic war in Iraq that he opposed. Let's see how many countries he now invades, Obama is not a neocon. He's just a president stuck with the task of cleaning up after the neocons. America should take note of the condition of their country when the neocon presidency ended.

Whew!
The RNC just barely squeaked that one out, eh?
They have to be pleased and at the same time realize there is still much work to be done if their pick is to clinch the nomination.

The Iowa GOP Chairman just announced Romney won ... by 8 votes.

That's a shocker.

If you examine who voted in Ioaw and how they voted, it's easy to see that Romney's Mormonism will be a negative factor for him in this years election.

Only eight votes ahead of Santorum was he? My goodness. You'd almost think Republicans don't like Mitt very much at all.

Paul supporters:

Te ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito.

We know when the establishment steals an election, it has to be plausible. Making a tight vote and ensuring Ron Paul's 3rd place finish seems realistic.

WE BELIEVE, WE BELIEVE.

No we don't.

We know when the establishment steals an election, it has to be plausible. Making a tight vote and ensuring Ron Paul's 3rd place finish seems realistic.

#240 | Posted by Jeffglobal at

You've got to love Republicans. That's right, children. The election in Iowa was stolen. Keep on thinking things like that and keep on sharpening your knives. It's a long way to the GOP convention, and you KNOW how much you kiddos like blood.

Speaking of which, where is George W Bush, the standard bearer of the GOP?

Hey, come on now! Where are you hiding him and Cheney? Haven't heard a peep out of them in years. You were so proud of everything they did when they were in office, so surely you Republicans should DEMAND the GOP engage the standard bearers of your party and ideals in TV as often as possible. They should be publicly advocating Republican principles and how swimmingly that all turned out for us, right?

Afraid to remind America how those ideas worked out in reality? Yep.

#232 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY

I see living in the past made it to the top of your New Year's resolution list again this year.

Oh, Ron Paul? His on-the-record hatred of Civil Rights legislation may yet help him in places like South Carolina, but it was never going to help him win the general election.

Te ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito.

That's a good one.

"You should not give in to evils, but proceed ever more boldly against them".

Official motto of the Mises Institute, doncha know.

Spud prefers...

disce quasi semper victurus vive quasi cras moriturus

"Learn like you'll live forever. Live like you'll die tommorow."

Be Well.

I see living in the past

#242 | Posted by wisgod at

It was less than four years ago. That is a long time for children, I guess.

I see living in the past made it to the top of your New Year's resolution list again this year.
#242 | Posted by wisgod

While paying no attention to the past and/or hoping others forget about it attains chart-buster status on your annual wish list.

Oh, and Ron Paul? Interesting how all that Libertarian crap fades away when it comes to abortion and you want to win something for a change.

But Paul didn't win, did he? And neither did Santorum. And neither did Mitt.

Nice going, guys. Be sure to unite eventually behind your least hated candidate. Boy, talk about a conservative wave....

Because it's America, The same America that made Barry my president. live with it or leave it.

#226 | Posted by paneocon

That attitude is what I hate. That is something my hardcore Republican friends say when I question things I can not stand about this country. "live with it or leave it" is not the answer. Using that mentality we should just open our borders. Others can not stand what they are "living with" and want something different seek to come here.

No my friends "change" is something that is the one constant and something we desperately need in this country. The fact these non-consequential states have a say so early is something that is wrong with both parties systems.

Oh, and Ron Paul? Interesting how all that Libertarian crap fades away when it comes to abortion and you want to win something for a change.

#247 | Posted by Zed at 2012-01-04 08:40 AM | Reply | Flag:

What the hell are you talking about?

Dr. Paul hates abortion personally and would have never performed one yet has stated ad infinitum that he believes we need no laws for or against them but under the contraints of the constitution, it would be up to states to deal with the issue and is not and has never been a power to be assumed by the federal government.

That's his stated stance, I however, believe that no 'government' should proclaim to own or control anyone in such a manner.

"Learn like you'll live forever. Live like you'll die tommorow."

Be Well.

#244 | Posted by dethspud at 2012-01-04 08:38 AM | Reply | Flag:

SPUD! I have also added that one to the playbook. Thank you.

And, yes, Te ne cede malis is the motto of the anti-Kochtopus folks at Mises.org as it was Ludwig von Mises' personal slogan, only fitting doncha know (were you channelling Palin?).

SPUD! I have also added that one to the playbook. Thank you.

De nada. Glad you liked.

(were you channelling Palin?)

You betcha!

Spud's just goofing now.

Getting seepy and such.

Spud's mind tends to wander to the weirdest places at such times.

Spud's fave latin phrase of all time is not actually latin at all but a kind of faux latin. Picked it up in Margaret Atwood's classic "Handmaid's Tale".

Paul advocates for the effective nullification of Roe v. Wade and the passage of a new federal law that defines life as beginning at conception. He also opposes funding to Planned Parenthood

Everything the republicans talk about is the laws should be done at state level.. Gee OK, wasn't it states that wanted to keep slavery. So OK republicans lets give the states the right to have slavery if they want it.. Its is states rights isn't it and not the federal government.

Let have the states decide... Are you people nuts!

Pay attention to that "new Federal law" part.

Another small government type.

What difference does it make how the feds define life if we are left to make the choice on how to enforce our own state laws?

And, duh, he is against the federal funding of most everything, so yes, Planned Parenthood would be on that list...

#249 | Posted by GalaxiePete

When Obama bitch slaped Republican and pointed out that we had just had an election and he had won, it pissed me off but the facts are that Obama was right.

"Gee OK, wasn't it states that wanted to keep slavery. So OK republicans lets give the states the right to have slavery if they want it.. Its is states rights isn't it and not the federal government."

Strawman much?

An the winner in Iowa by 8 votes is.....Romney.. An his special religious underwear.. GOP = god's ordaind politician!
He talks to the invisible man and the invisible man talks to him..I can almost hear it now...." make them obey...make them obey"..

An let the religious freak show begain...

PS - A definition is not a "new federal law". Fox News has a bit of an issue with truth if you didn't already know that.

They REALLY don't even want to consider Huntsman if they are looking a pRick Santorum. How many times does that guy have to lose before he gets a clue America thinks he is batshit crazy?

Wow. Yet again I am impressed by the hatred and vitriol of the supporters of governments. Still amazes me how you believe that people cannot be trusted to run their own lives, yet trust thoroughly corrupt politicians to run them for you...

Such cognitive dissonance must be painful.

Oh Santorum came in second in Iowa..
This religious freak main goals is to end a women right to choose..

Funny how freedom and Republicans are two words that do not match!

Still amazes me how you believe that people cannot be trusted to run their own lives, yet trust thoroughly corrupt politicians to run them for you...

Look at it through the eyes of the average American:

1. Anyone on TV is a celebrity
2. Celebrities are better than normal people
3. Politicians are on TV.

This is why so many are willing to do anything to get on TV and we see so much reality television. If they can eat a bug on Fear Factor, they meet criteria number 1.

Between dozens of rounds of golf, Hawaian vacations and consultations with Commies like Van Jones and racists like Rev. Wright and Eric Holder, Barry can start directing attacks on Mitt Romney for being a Mormon, etc. The lib media will be sure to cover for The Duffer-in-Chief's complete lack of accomplishments and the fact that he had no prior executive experience, business experience, military experience and never really worked any job before becoming POTUS. His records at Harvard are sealed and strangely nobody has ever found anyone who knew Odumbo there.

His records at Harvard are sealed...
#265 | Posted by fwthom

As are yours at the Tiny Tits Toddler Center.

DOC,

Perhaps you met Obama at Harvard while pursuing your PhD in Gender Studies?

Reggie Zeitgeist:
how long have you had this closet gay thing going? You type about this kind of imagery a lot.

Santorum is a senator who lost his last race in PA by 18 points!

#186 | Posted by MURPHY

He's also the guy who did what Bush, the CIA, FBI, BBC, ASPCA and 007 couldn't do-he found Saddam's WMD!

Good to see afkabagger's studmuffin live up to my prediction: NONE AND DONE.

And Newt's "I'm going to go on being positive. I'm positive the rest of them are scumsucking commie faggots".

Bachmann had to go and spend the night in prayer to see what her crushing defeat really means-10:1 the Godline had a busy signal all night.

Way to Go Rick and Ron! Let's keep drawing the rightwingnuts out of the woodwork for the sane people of America to admire!

His records at Harvard are sealed...
#265 | Posted by fwthom

As are yours at the Tiny Tits Toddler Center.

#266 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

This is how Doc deals with the fact that his Messiah was not properly vetted before they elected him.

Instead of admitting they made a mistake, Libbies get that dear-in-the-headlights look and then deflect.

But they still support Obama! But, I can't say that I blame them. The alternative is Santorum or Romney!!!!

Great thread, Murphy.

And 2012 election fever now begins in earnest!

Remember how we all almost ended up killing each other back in 2008 -- McCain, Obama, Ron Paul, and Hillary for President. What a verbal blog bloodbath that election was. lol

Way to Go Rick and Ron! Let's keep drawing the rightwingnuts out of the woodwork for the sane people of America to admire!

#269 | Posted by northguy3

LOL!!! This is what I think is so funny.

Obama is the POTUS and Joe Biden is the VPOTUS.

Again...

Obama is the POTUS and Joe Biden is the VPOTUS.

How do you get through the day forgetting this horrible mistake you guys made?

#271 - oops, wrong thread.

Guess I'm not nuts. This thread's title must have been changed.

"How do you get through the day forgetting this horrible mistake you guys made?"

#272 | POSTED BY EDDIE

We ask your mom how she handles it.

"How do you get through the day forgetting this horrible mistake you guys made?"

#272 | POSTED BY EDDIE

We ask your mom how she handles it.

#275 | Posted by LetUsPrey

needs repeating: (dumbass didn't get it the first time)

This is how Doc deals with the fact that his Messiah was not properly vetted before they elected him.

Instead of admitting they made a mistake, Libbies get that dear-in-the-headlights look and then deflect.

But they still support Obama! But, I can't say that I blame them. The alternative is Santorum or Romney!!!!

that dear-in-the-headlights look
#276 | Posted by Eddie

Special Eddie's idea of hunting

I can just see Eddie, slipping the fold-up slide rule back in his plastic pocket protector -- gee, thanks, Lord of the Flies Eterminator and Small Animal Pedicure Shoppe -- laying the Captain Midnight decoder ring and Cracker Jack compass on the dashboard of his Peel P50 which he has spent all the leisure time unemployment affords converting into a mini-Batmobile, spitting out his gum and sallowing an entireAbba-Zabba, as the gangly Goth bobs and weaves, making her way unsteadily out of the James Whale Oyster Bar & Make-Over Tattooeria and crosses the street, illuminated eerily in the night by the streetlight overhead.

"C'mon, dear," Eddie whispers, his spittle-flecked lips contorted into what passes in his world for a grin, his eyes glowing like charcoals lining the furnace in the First Circle of Hell, "let's see it, let's see that dear-in-the-headlights look."

i.imgur.com

#278 | Posted by Alaskan_Guy at 2012-01-04 11:26 AM

So, we won't have Michelle to kick around anymore?

Hopefully Perry will be next.

republicans and freedom ...two words that don't match...

Got to love it,now we can have magical undies hanging on the cloths line at the white hose. Right in the middle of the watermelon patch, and cotton field the Obama's left him.

#279 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis
That's funny!

#279 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

LOL!

See if you can deflect this...

You know, Doc, now that primaries have started with the Republicans, all eyes are going to be back on Obama and the lack of what we really know about him.

#279 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis
That's funny!

#285 | Posted by patron

I doubt you think it's funny but rather you enjoy more the deflection away from the reality of your messiah being worse than Bush.

Yikes! I didn't know that could happen.

Fucking start a new thread instead of changing the title.

"now that primaries have started with the Republicans, all eyes are going to be back on Obama"

They don't call him Special Eddie for nothing.

#287 | Posted by Eddie
Now I understand why people hear call you special Eddie. I did not vote for nor do I like Obama ,I just thought Doc's comment was funny.Your so very special, now hurry outside the little yellow bus is waiting to take you to school.

#287 | Posted by Eddie
Now I understand why people hear call you special Eddie. I did not vote for nor do I like Obama ,I just thought Doc's comment was funny.Your so very special, now hurry outside the little yellow bus is waiting to take you to school.

#290 | Posted by patron

Sorry, dude, I don't even know who you are and your "response" makes you "as special as Eddie"

You are defending yourself by calling me a name... I'm not going to say that you're "stupid", but you can decide for yourself...

God Damn! Some folks just don't get it!

"now that primaries have started with the Republicans, all eyes are going to be back on Obama"

They don't call him Special Eddie for nothing.

#289 | Posted by nullifidian

What? you don't agree?

Guess I'm not nuts. This thread's title must have been changed.

#274 | Posted by CalifChris

No you are fine--;o)

I had the predicting Iowa thread

It wasn't too bad in 2008 ? lol

Guess I pushed the right button somehow, AmericaLast/PartyFirst.

#7 | Posted by Corky at 2012-01-03 10:52 AM

yeah right.... come on dude...its time for some new material for you...

listened to libfux all over msnbc and other SHIT network shows...and they all say the same thing as was also mentioned on rush today...dems talking shit about how santorm and romney going after each other is good for barry....

AS rush mentioned and I mention it because its right...these same HACKS had no problem with barry and hillary battling it out to almost the very end in 2007...typical liberal bullshit..

Romney the magic religious underwearer lives by the sea. He talks to the the visible man,to what we will never see. Now Mitt and his fine republican they don't have a clue. But little billy health care will be cancelled very soon. Oh Romney the magic religious underwearer lives by the sea..He soon will take away even a women right to choose.An don't go getting married, to anyone of the same sex. Cause Romney and his republican control freaks will not let it happen for you. Oh Romney the magic religious underwearer lives by the sea,and he wants to control you,just you wait and see.

Come on people sing it....

so he can repeal the abortion thing all by himself...ALL RIGHT>..DONT FORGET...it he is POTUS and he does it with some signed paper saying its happening...or outlaw gay marriage??

.IF THAT WERE POSSIBLE....you HAVE BARRY OBAMA TO THANK FOR that as a leftover of his massive expansion of the executive branch...

".IF THAT WERE POSSIBLE....you HAVE BARRY OBAMA TO THANK FOR that as a leftover of his massive expansion of the executive branch..."

And you have Bush to thank for Obama's exercise of executive power because of the former's massive expansion of the executive branch. So... in your example... just blame Bush. See, it's easy. (Someone with a longer memory than I will surely point out that executive expansion has been happening for generations.)

And you have Bush to thank for Obama's exercise of executive power because of the former's massive expansion of the executive branch.

The sad truth is that every President since Lincoln has pushed the powers of the executive branch just a little bit further beyond the Constitution and each benefits from what the previous President did.

To be fair, no one used executive orders like FDR (3000+/-) vs. W's 300+/- and BO's 70+/-.

FDR was a much better dictator and tyrant and either of these amateurs.

God Damn! Some folks just don't get it!
#291 | Posted by Eddie

I used to think this shit just wrote itself, but, clearly, it takes someone "special."

The two parties that are in reality the same party fear Ron Paul. He'll get votes from both parties dem and republican and that scares the shit out of both.

People have woken up to the reality that the letter following the name means squat.

Romney got 25 percent of the vote. lol........Not a conservative in the race again, but there is a conservative libertarian and that's much much better.

I see living in the past made it to the top of your New Year's resolution list again this year.

#242 | Posted by wisgod

"The past" is where Republican ideas were tried, and failed. America needs to be constantly reminded of that. You right wingers act as though the disastrous results of Republican ideas were all someone else's fault.

Trot out Bush and Cheney. Come on now, we DARE you!

Has the raw data that listed each caucus and substantiated votes by candidate ever been published, or is this accumulated data from the hacked hijacked central server owned by the establishment RNC?