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Monday, January 02, 2012

If you're looking in 2012 to lose weight, stop smoking, eat healthier, get a better job or volunteer, Uncle Sam has prepared a directory on the USA.Gov site to help you find resources to reach your New Year's resolutions.

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Ummm, how about New Year's agreements in principle?

Apparently the Government is here to help you find a goal and meet it:

I want my tax withholding refunded. I want my money back. This government isn't worth a shit.

If only we don't have to see all the ads for weight loss products or exercise equipment! For the past week or so it seems like that is all that is on.

#2 | POSTED BY RAY AT 2012-01-01 05:58 PM | REPLY | FLAG: NON-VOTER, NON-PARTICIPANT, LOSER

"I want my tax withholding refunded. I want my money back. This government isn't worth a shit."

Pay up you freeloading crybaby.

And quit your dammed whining!

It gets old!

I resolve to screw around here a little more instead of always making substantive comments and engaging in polite debate.

Somehow I don't think it's gonna work out too well. Its a place to confess your biggest sins to the govt.

Like are you fat? We know who you are! Now pay the health ins premium.

Or do you smoke - register there.

Drugs? Here come the thugs.

I never keep them so I don't bother making them.

My new years resolution is to no longer make news years resolutions.

Mine is to begin making a fortune.

stop blogging and being a general nuicance.

nuisance. see what I mean!

I don't make new years resolutions. I have new year themes. This year it's gratitude.

I resolve to get an internet connection and post a lot more comments on the Retort for folks to ignore

I resolve to not be such a fucking douchebag, and also not such a fucking asshole.

To make my Christmas lights do this:

www.heavy.com

If you're looking in 2012 to lose weight, stop smoking, eat healthier, get a better job or volunteer, Uncle Sam has prepared a directory on the USA.Gov site to help you find resources to reach your New Year's resolutions. Posted by BruceBanner

Wow, this sounds a bit like the Progressive fascism of the 1930's. My New Year's resolution is to work as hard as I can as an American voter to make sure that Obummer is a one term president.

#17 | POSTED BY PATRIOTWOMAN23

Yeah...that fascist Teddy Roosevelt really fucked us bad. *sarcasm button* push

I resolve to not be such a fucking douchebag, and also not such a fucking asshole.

Sorry man, but I call bullshit LOL

Wow, this sounds a bit like the Progressive fascism of the 1930's.

So is this the newest buzzshit from whacko-righty world?

My New Year's resolution is to work as hard as I can as an American voter to make sure that Obummer is a one term president.

Maybe you should set the bar a little lower.

I'd say you should resolve to not be so mind numbingly stupid.

Here is a better idea. Why doesnt the government get rid off all the programs in the directory - focus on keeping us safe with a strong military and insuring that Social Security is safe (instead of it borrowing 100Billion FROM the general fund (the general fund used to borrow from SS) and let Americans be Americans?

FREE to make choices in our lives, how we live, what we eat, where we work, where and how we spend our money, what we invest in, which doctor we go to and what we go to them for.

Choices IS freedom....and this administration has done EVERYTHING in its power to restrict it. Wasting our money on bankrupt green companys, sending billions to FINLAND for a car nobody wants, LOSING BILLIONS that they cannot find.

ABO - ANY BUT OBAMA in 2012!

"Wasting our money on bankrupt green companys, sending billions to FINLAND for a car nobody wants, LOSING BILLIONS that they cannot find."

And, yet, just a few years ago it was...

Sorry, No, Ancient - it is exactly that.

There were WDMS in Iraq - we know that due to the 10,000 Kurds killed and the gas masks we found. Not to mention the Sarin gas shells that have been rigged on the side of the roads

We know that Rockefeller tipped off the Arabs as to what was going to happen months before we went into Iraq. He said this on TV.

We know that there was an overwhelming vote to go in and give Bush the authority to do so.

We know that Saddam was paying off our "allies" the French and Germans as well as the UN with Oil for Food Money. Which is why they did not side with us going in.

We know that we (US) have been attacked over the 10 previous years during the Clinton Admin. (I could do the list of Ships, embassies, bases, individuals but it too long) and we did NOTHING

We know that there were Al Queda in Iraq and are now....don't bring up the report...it says that they were not involved in 9/11 - not that they were not there - Hell there is even notes on Bin Ladens meeting with Saddam

We know that if we were going to stop Saddam from funding terriorist and providing a cover for them we had to take him out...no other army in the world could except for the Chinese and the Russians.

We know that there have been 2 votes by the Iraqi people and that they have a constitution - an elective representation and the start of a democracy

We know that there is more power, schools hospitals, newspapers, satellite dishs, than at any time prior.

We know that the school childern are no longer being taught that Saddam is the father of Iraq and the US is the great Satan. (only democrates and people on this web site think that)

So..no there is nothing more to your clamering about Bush than the loss of political power to usurp and undermine the US

Posted by foshaffer at 2005-11-29 05:59 PM

#22 | Posted by Hans at 2012-01-02 08:45 PM | Reply | Flag:

Hans' resolution is to revert to form, keeping vast records of past posts in his pathetic effort at making people appear to be inconsistent.

What a creepy little worm.

As a dog returns to its vomit, so does a fool to his folly.
Roverbs 26:11

"Make Any New Year's Resolutions?"

no

You may now die in a fire.

#23 | Posted by vernon at 2012-01-02 10:06 PM | Reply | Flag:

As an idiot keeps posting bullshit, forgeries and lies, vermin keeps Rogers in beans.

Sorry man, but I call bullshit LOL

#19 | Posted by jpw at 2012-01-02 07:26 PM

Well I was going to try, for a least a day or two.

I promise not to jack off as much.

#25 - what does "keeps rogers in beans" mean?

You may now die in a fire.
#24 | Posted by Zatoichi

What is it with you and wishing people die in fires? Your resolution should be to not be such a pompous ass.

Well I was going to try, for a least a day or two.

Good luck!

What is it with you and wishing people die in fires?

As he gets older and older, Fossil reflects over his wasted life as a high school science teacher and gets more and more bitter.

My New Year's resolution is to work as hard as I can as an American voter to make sure that Obummer is a one term president.

#17 | Posted by patriotwoman23

yep, this is what Rush Limprod and Glenn Speck crowd tell the idiot teabagger sheep to believe and they go running off, happy that they now know what to do and have the dispensation from thier leaders.

They are totally unemcumbered by facts and logic. They only believe in blind anti-faith.

Yeah...that fascist Teddy Roosevelt really fucked us bad. *sarcasm button* push

#18 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2012-01-02 06:50 PM | Reply | Flag:

I resolve to ridicule posters who grope around and try to justify their idiocy from ancient, irrelevant examples.

RustyBalls, what about Diocletian? Surely that has relevance to ethanol subsidies and Middle East energy policies, related to the deployment of USS Stennis.

Please, enlighten us so our minds may be enriched.

#28 | Posted by BruceBigot at 2012-01-03 02:00 AM | Reply | Flag:

Desperately trying to find anything or anybody who can say something against Vernon.

Face the reality B.Bigot. It is easier this way. I outclass you in every thread. You are a serial failure.

Give up and climb into your cage, little cheep. It is where you belong and where you will feel safe.

My New Year's resolution is to win my first court case. -Moder8

My second New Years resolution is to have sex with a girl. (one without a penis or a moustache).

---moder8-----

#34 | Posted by vernon at 2012-01-03 10:33 AM | Reply | Flag: "If I post it, then it's true"

Still waiting for any post which would indicate I'm bigoted.

I outclass you in every thread.

Is it too early to have a quote of the year? This one is too good.

Still waiting for any post which would indicate I'm bigoted.

I was wondering about that.... I have never seen you as "bigoted".

In fact, I have seen Vermin as one hell of a bigot. For him to be calling some a bigot is a bit rich.

thanks.

I resolve to find something golden.

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