Tehreek-i-Taliban Pakistan commander Qari Kamran was killed on Sunday.

Happy New Year everyone!

happy new year gracie ! what a beautiful day !!!!!!! holy cow!

good day tosser, and HAPPY NEW YEAR to you too !

LOL Bay It's flipping HOT and HUMID.

Happy New Years! I resolve to start smoking again and drink more.

thanks again, Corky! YOU ROCK!

now I can work and watch football!

spread the love.

meet the press...

This showed the republican freaks show... Gee let start another war... maybe Iran oh what fun that could be a good war...

Why we don't need any affordable health care act. Why we're for no plan at all!

Let end a women right to choose...After all women don't need a choice!

Lets stop the gays in the military from getting married.. Why its the religious thing to do!

Oh the republican religious freak show is on the road....

Welcome to the first day of the year Obama wins his second term.

Whatever happened to keeping the Sabbath holy? I guess that went down the toilet when christians became mammonists. Go Lions!

#7 | Posted by AuntieSocial

Be careful Auntie, Danforth might turn you in!

There are more people who show up at the local guns sale shows. Then at the local churches on sunday..

#12 | Posted by truthteller101

You won't see me in a church unless I absolutely have to be there (wedding, funeral) but I would never miss a local gun show.

So far so good Fins. Wonder how long it will last?

I've decided to meet some retorters in person this year.

thanks again, Corky! YOU ROCK!

lol, these days I mostly just Roll...

Happy New Year

About Romney, actually many people do believe that mormon's are alien's from the planet Moron... Its a distant planet where religious control freaks live..They spend their days wearing religious underwear...An women have to right to choose.

Yo Stunted Punt, we could have the lowest scoring championship of all time.....

An women have to right to choose.

#17 | Posted by truthteller101
Your mom didn't have a right, that's why you are here cunt.

I think 2012 is gonna be a great year it started with a 3 Stooges marathon on TV

Gimme you have tv now? I thought you were on skid row.

JETS SUX!!!!! OMG Miami is playing like 1972!!!!!!!!!!

Come on Jackass you ever see people with their food stamp credit card driving a Lincoln, Crackberries and Gold? Everyone has a RIGHT to these things and TV's.

I have dated lots of girls who used ebt cards and only one of them drove a cadillac and that is because her brother sold drugs. So you are wrong believing that most women have these luxuries. The last girl I dated didn't even have cable. She barely made ends meet. She was illegal and had to work as a janitor. She really needed her food stamps.

I have no issues of those in real need. I have HUGE issues with those that abuse the system and turn hand up's into lifestyles. And you can't tell me you have never seen what I posted at a Wal Mart or grocery store.

Miami you all will pleased to know is about to give me a freaking heart attack.

Web you missed the point. There are NO checks and balances in place to deal with the people that abuse the system and breed generations of entitlements.

I see it on a first hand basis daily. I serve on two non-profit boards. It's a FACT.

Gracie wants minorities sterilized.

Is Taco Bell a life or death food? Of course not but you can your your food stamp credit card at some Taco Bell's.

In college I ate taco bell all the time. Its cheap.

Of course it is Jackass but it's not necessary. The whole list of approved food and drinks needs to be re-worked. And taken a step further, it should be required to show ID when using the card to prevent selling them for pennies on the dollar.

I usally get 100 bucks for my 240 ebt card. Wanna hear something funny. I got approved for Ebt 15 years ago and they never bothered to check how my salary has increased since then.

#28 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED AT 2012-01-01 03:42 PM | REPLY | FLAG:
Its reckless mostly untrue and cruel. You see what you want in people.

...deal with the people that abuse the system and breed generations of entitlements.

I see it on a first hand basis daily. I serve on two non-profit boards. It's a FACT.

#28 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2012-01-01 03:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

You should resign. I have a question: Why wouldn't you report known cases of fraud?

#35 Are you kidding? To who?

Web you are wrong.

#36 Apparently Barack Obama. Haven't you been reading the DR?

What an ending to the Tennesse v. Houston game.

Good for Hasselbeck, one of my all time favorites.

And remember that those employee's that work in these entitlement offices are State workers. They have no reason at all to deter people who abuse the stystem, it's their job security.

And all public housing should be smoke free.

Rex just watched it! And my Dolphins were amazing. I am going to miss Jason Taylor.

AFLAC (Texans):

Not chronic smoke. People need it for medicinal purposes.

#37 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED AT 2012-01-01 04:02 PM | REPLY | FLAG:
How am I wrong? Check the wiki. The welfare queen myth was perpetuated by reagan. Its' an old "talking point" imho, to take your eye off of the crazy military spending and to change the welfare system.

After the morning games, it's 42-31 War Pigs over Stunted Punt in the Retort FF Championship game.

I had teams in 3 FF leagues this year, and I have 2 championships so far, I want the 3rd!

Stunned Punt*

Gracie wants minorities sterilized.
#29 | Posted by jackass

I think you should be sterilized. Instead of planning on 'meeting' retorters you should make an effort to visit your kids. At least make a child support payment (for once).

Jackass why do people like you always make it about race?

Poor Chris Cooper. I HATE seeing anyone not able to get up after a hit.

What? I like chronic.

What a great first day of 2012.

49ers WIN

Dolphins WIN

Gracie I heard you hung a sign saying no room for coloreds where you work. Is that true?

EXCELLENT DAY in football Nutcase.

Come on Jackass. Someone has to clean the offices and bathrooms.

They can work for you just not be a customer. Ill bet Pan City is a top choice for kkk rallies.

I think we need a moment of silent reflection for the huge sacrifices Michelle Obama has made to serve as our First Lady, she could have been very very very very very important you know.

She only spent $4 million of our taxpayer money for this most recent trip, she could have spent $5 milion.

Make sure to mail her $3 to show your gratitiude.

Yeah Jackass that's it. You are so smart, figured out my number quickly. I'm impressed.

She only spent $4 million of our taxpayer money for this most recent trip, she could have spent $5 milion.

Still running with the "OMG! The Obama's occasionally go on vacation!11!" derp?

See you've still got yer finger on the pulse of America's ills.

GL w/ that in the General.

Be Well.

#58 | Posted by dethspud

Easy for you to say Spud, that bitch isn't spending your tax dollars to walk the beaches of Hawaii.

Gracie for 2012 I want you to learn to embrace minorities more. Youll soon learn not all of them want to rob you.

#56 We should send he $3.00 for not being seen in a bathing suit.

How business people going to vote:

Go Chargers!

Beat the Raiders--Go Tebow!

Web and lived after seeing that?

"Stop the hate, taste the rainbow!"

Santorum glitter-bombed in Iowa.

Ok Im meeting a lady for drinks tonight. How should I go about getting sex from her? I could offer her money but she seems to classy for that.

Go with your plan from the other day Jackass, drug her.

Sounds good to me.

Kathy Griffin Takes Off Her Dress On Live CNN New Years Celebration
happy new year.

Ordinarily Spud would rather take his own eyes out with knitting needles rather than subject himself to any of the crappy NYE coverage on TV but that was actually pretty funny.

Still chuckling over the time CG at a previous NYE event on CNN told that heckler "Shut up! I don't come to where you work and knock the dick out of your mouth, do I?" while the mic was live.

Ok Im meeting a lady for drinks tonight. How should I go about getting sex from her?

Tell her she's the most fascinating woman you've ever met.
Tell her you have coke at home.
Tell her you won't come in her mouth.

You know, lie.

Be Well.

Good Evening and Happy New Year!

Jackass is a member of the KKK? Does his poor wife know?

Patriotwoman! Happy New Years.

#8 | Posted by truthteller101
Oh Sweetie, you don't know much about the history of abortion, Planned Parenthood, and eugenics, do you.

Hey Gracie! Happy New Year!

If I ever hit the lotto the first person I am going to hire is someone to do laundry. I think I am on load eleven now.

If I ever hit the lotto the first person I am going to hire is someone to do laundry. I think I am on load eleven now.

If I ever hit the lotto the first person I am going to hire is someone to do laundry. I think I am on load eleven now.

#77 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

damnation, did a band of gypsies move in with you?

Someone tell Rogers he is 20 years too old for Katy Perry.

No Juan is in love changes his clothes every 5 minutes. I have hunting loads with special soap and no dryer sheets, regular loads and my stuff. It never ends. Oh and add towels.

Jackass, if you can lick your eyebrows you may want to work that in somewhere in the conversation.

#81 Somehow I don't think he could manage licking a stamp much less his eye brows.

A girl can hope can't she?

Of course a girl can just not on posters like Jackass.

#84
Gross

I sense some chemistry between Mamajojo and Jackass.

You can't tell with ID's these days. Big Daddy 911 may be 5 feet 1 inch. So I was hoping Jackass may just be a half-way decent human being. You know me, always wanting to believe the best of people.

Great game Stunned Punt, I thought you had me at half time....

After losing in the title game 4 of the last 5 years, I finally got the championship.

3 FF teams in 3 leagues for the War Pigs, 3 FF championships.

Thank god I'm humble.

MMJJ Not here, honestly, not here. And not with Jackass, not now, not ever.

Good for you Rex.

Nah, I just broke up with a cheating, lying ass. I don't need a Jackass in my life right now.

JA's a good guy.

We are all charchters here Mamajojo, this is a play and we are actors in it.

I mean, 'Rogers Cadenhead', what kind of silly ass made up name is that? We are all cartoons.

Exepct for Spud, he's an ingorant dick in real life too.

Thank you Gracie.

MMJJ Not here, honestly, not here. And not with Jackass, not now, not ever.

#89 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

amen sistergirl....

"you don't need all your money"...jackass

Hey Gracie, I got an invite to visit my fav Marine and his GF in April. Can you say, "Color me there!!"

Giving dating advice to JackAss will make you all accomplices in whatever happens to this poor girl. JackAss, I think you should stick with animal husbandry, cows haven't sued you yet.

*with emphasis on YOUR

Paneocon the voice of reason, oy vey.

Don't worry girls, I'm not serious. I think I'm going to stay away from men for a while. I seem to attract cheaters and I'm planning on doing a little soul searching before I start dating again.

#99 | Posted by mamajojo

I think Danni's single.

Well Rex I just snotted wine out of my nose.

I mean, 'Rogers Cadenhead', what kind of silly ass made up name is that? We are all cartoons.

Seriously, it's so obviously made up.

Like "Wolf Blitzer".

/"You know he just made that up for the war."

Exepct for Spud, he's an ingorant dick in real life too.

So there's two types of ignorant.

There's regular "ignorant" and then there's "ign'ant".

The first type just means "doesn't know yet".

Second type means "you can tell 'em till yer blue in the face and they will never get it".

You sir, are ign'ant.

Spud sez Good Day!

Be Well.

/Good Day Spud sez! ^__^

It's too effing hot and humid for January.

Tell us again the central thesis behind Black Liberaton Theology, Spud...

Congrats Rex!

Ok Im meeting a lady for drinks tonight. How should I go about getting sex from her? I could offer her money but she seems to classy for that.

#67 | Posted by jackass

Ply her with drinks and ask.

The conversation has to be going well of course.

Ask how many dates before there is a good shot you'll get lucky.

Well at least we know Jackass did not get lucky, he was not back at the Nooner 15 seconds later.

So my computer caught a virus and trying to restore the darn files with carbonite.

And the files arfe not restoring right.

And the mozilla is all messed up.

What a pain!

Have to wait until Tuesday for my computer friends to help.

THE COWBOYS EAT DONKEY COCK! See you next year. depressing.

yo murph-

here's a couple of pointers you may try-

run ccleaner. also called crap cleaner.

run adaware. free version is fine.

run defraggler.

run speccy.

use google Chrome as your browser. free download.

run a file scan depending on if you are Mac or PC. sounds like you are PC. then quarantine.

you should make an effort to visit your kids. At least make a child support payment (for once).

Posted by wurster

Let's not get carried away there, Wooster!

Goatman

Thanks Murph.....!

why is Northguy3 so worried about Goatman all the time?