1.

Feliz Ano Nuevo

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yep, fresh as a daisy nooner, gotta love that febreeze assholesbegone.....

wise up daniel...word

Reitze! You here?

yep, fresh as a daisy nooner, gotta love that febreeze assholesbegone.....

Your husband left you?

The very last final I promise 100% certain Iowa poll is here!!!

Reitze! You here?

Can I take a message?

LOL Tosser. Tedly sounded very chat roomish. That sort of thing sets Nullif off.

Tedly sounded like a creep with an overcoat.

And I don't care what sets Nulli off.

yep, fresh as a daisy nooner, gotta love that febreeze assholesbegone.....
Your husband left you?

#6 | POSTED BY NORTHGUY3

lol, such jocularity amuses us so....

Well there you guys are! I have all the windows open and the sun is shining. Another beautiful day.

Afternoon hunting trip for the guys, yeah.

LOL Tosser. Tedly sounded very chat roomish. That sort of thing sets Nullif off.

#9 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .....good one gracie!

Well there you guys are! I have all the windows open and the sun is shining. Another beautiful day.

#12 | POSTED BY PATRIOTWOMAN23

you know it sistergirl

PETA seeks roadside memorial for cattle killed in truck accident on highway? Well I say we start putting up roadside memorials for all road kill, if those who eat it will stop picking them up.

Driver killed after severed deer head flies through windshield. Well that poor deer needs a memorial, IMHO.

But for the love of God don't place a memorial on the roadside for a person. That's against the law.

remember, the taliban is NOT our enemy...see how the regime changes things as they start a narrative like this as their czars get things into place...you nudge...and nudge...and nudge, and just as sure as moochelle can put away a platter of ribs in 3 minutes, the regime will have all of the lovers of our dear leader believing that we are all taliban really, and always have been...

ETA seeks roadside memorial for cattle killed in truck accident on highway? Well I say we start putting up roadside memorials for all road kill, if those who eat it will stop picking them up.

#16 | POSTED BY PATRIOTWOMAN23

the possums are calling bullshit !

"Obama’s ability to avoid tough questions, skate above the fray and look presidential while his potential successors appear to be futilely flailing is not by accident. It is by White House design, abetted by a press corps that seems content with being shut out by the president and being spoon-fed the message of the day, rather than clamoring for more chances to ask him questions during this critical time."
No tough questions allowed for Odummer because the media lap dogs know he would fuck himself!

#17 | POSTED BY PATRIOTWOMAN23

oh yes sister, he is just one big coward ass present vote, always has been, slim don't like to get his commie hands dirty, he is an empty suit...but that's ok, the debates of the century are coming in a few months, so slim better be preparing while he is livin la vida loca in hawaii with the elite...it's golf heaven ain't it slim !!!...this guy has to take vacations from his vacations, and moochie just don't give a fuck, she is gonna be an elite playa till mayflower arrives to take her ghetto ass back to thugville

But for the love of God don't place a memorial on the roadside for a person. That's against the law.

#19 | Posted by gracieamazed

OR ONE FOR A FALLEN SOLDIER!

"That's against the law."

Lie much asshole?

#24 We had a local case on the highway here where DOT forced them to remove it becuase of effing mowing issues. Asshole is in your court.

They are against the law -- at least in Texas, zat, though the state tolerates them to a certain extent

I suppose if I put up a link to a murdered body, that would prove that murder is legal.

You sure are a dumbshit, but you already know that.

Here are some more roadside memorials for your viewing pleasure.

#24 We had a local case on the highway here where DOT forced them to remove it becuase of effing mowing issues. Asshole is in your court.

#25 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

bam !

Ok Zat you win copy and paste. But you are still wrong.

Texas only allows roadside memorials if the deceased is the victim of drunk driving -- unless the deceased was the drunk who caused the accident.

hare ya go zit, pay special attention to this part..DOT officials say the memorials are a distraction to drivers, a safety hazard AND ILLEGAL.

Tedly sounded like a creep with an overcoat.
And I don't care what sets Nulli off.

Tedly is a creep but no overcoat and I suspect it does get Nulli off.

Here are some more roadside memorials for your viewing pleasure.

Let me show some pictures of homicide scenes to prove that murder is legal.

LOL

You sure are a dumbshit, zat, if you think taking pictures of something makes that activity legal. Where do you come up with stupid notions like that?

#30 and #31 So easy, it's almost a shame to make fools out of them. LOL.

Please... please please please please PLEASE... do not argue with our Fossil.

Zat (Fossil) is like 99 years old and has age related "issues". He can't back down from what he can't comprehend.

Let him through in peace.

Indolent, insipid, incoherent, incontinent.

Our Fossil.

I am sorry Zatpa.

States where roadside memorials are illegal:
Arizona
Alabama
California
Indiana
Iowa
New York
North Dakota
North Carolina
Ohio
Oklahoma
Connecticut
Washington
Vermont
Montana
Michigan
Latest data available 2007 official report

*STUPID QUESTION*

What is the relation btwn Drudge Report and Drudge Retort?
I assume that Matt Drudge is involved in the administration of the Drudge Report but who owns and who administers the Drudge Retort?

and who administers the Drudge Retort?

My mamma.

Ask anyone.

Oh Tosser Yo Momma jokes??

And a Tosse never lies??

Shhhh... let the new guy get out of the whirlpool I put him in.

I took Miles down to the beach for a walk this afternoon. I even took a few pics.

Tosser's Mother and great aunt Bessie mans the phone bank. Uncle Henry does a lot of the laundry when Bessie is busy fielding calls.

Hi there, MMJJ. How is the new job going? Long time no see.

MMJJ I thought you worked on Saturdays?

Mr N fell this morning and cut his head. The family took him to the ER at BMC. You know that's going to be a day long affair.

And Miles is doing well. He says Hey to the Ladies! He loves living on the beach.

It's nice he is back with you.

It's very nice to have him again. I missed my little fat guy.

It became 2012 one hour ago.

New Year, happy happy, joy joy.

Fuck Mod-Rat.

Fuck Fossil too.

See ya'all in a few. Got a snazzy As Seen On TV Perfect Meatloaf Maker. Going to Publix to get the fixings. Play nice.

See ya'all in a few. Got a snazzy As Seen On TV Perfect Meatloaf Maker. ...
#55 | Posted by gracieamazed

Don't hurry back. Take your time.

While on a 4 million all expense paid vacation "Michelle" writes

Over the next 11 months we’ve got an organization to grow, voters to register, and people to get fired up.

I hope you’ll close out this year by donating $3 or more now to help make sure we’re ready for the next one . . .

Thank you so much, and happy new year,

Michelle

Better get the check ready, Magilla needs that quan....

Roadside memorials may technically be illegal in California, but they are pretty much everywhere. And I've yet to see a person get a citation for setting up a roadside memorial. Some laws are not meant to be enforced.

Moochelle needs more pie! $3, one sucker at a time. Why not stop mooching and use the $4 million we tax payers doled out for your festivities and put that where the sun don't shine, as well. She does realize that the country is hurting, right? What a pompous thing to do.

#59
I do agree but every once in a while you see the atheists go all wee wee when they see one with a cross. Did you know that in Florida it is illegal to toss midgets in bars??? Never knew there was a problem with that in the past. It is fun to look at laws that have been on the books forever, but are so bizarre.

In this state seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.

Met our new next door neighbors yesterday. They wanted to introduce us to their two dogs. "That one has the uncanny ability to get out of our yard and into others fenced in yards to attack their dogs, ha ha ha". Well if Fido feels the need to get froggy and attacks one of my dogs, Fido will be taken care of ha ha ha. Also, that man has so much hair on his back that i am sure there are some missing pets hiding in there. Gross!

In Alabama "It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday."
In California "No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour."

A few New Year's quotes.

"Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual." - Mark Twain

"New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive." - Jay Leno

"The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to." - P.J. O'Rourke

and my fave

"He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool."
- F.M. Knowles

#65

In Michigan, a man legally owns his wife's hair.

Please drive safely.
If you can't drive then take a cab. Please.

Good advice. Wouldn't want to do like Larry Mohr did.

Happy New Years. You would have thought the world was ending or something at the grocery store. It's was unreal busy!!

In this state seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.

Shoot all the Indians you want... just make sure none of them are Native-Americans.

Don't miss.

Wouldn't want to do like Larry Mohr did.

Is Larry dead?

Nobody told me......

If you shoot and miss you need more lessons.

I don't miss as long as I am using Olga (my Russian pistol). She's a peasant but shoots true.

#73

Tosser. You named your pistol?

Actually I just made that up... her name isn't Olga. LOL

It's just a Tokarev.

But she behaves like a peasant woman, very communist.

Tosser, being that you have experienced
the new year ahead of the rest of us,
how's it looking so far?

Noisy. Very noisy.

LOL Tosser where are you?

Karachi, Pakistan.

Wow. Have you won the award for the most distance Nooner poster?

I would've but RCADE doesn't like to dip into the cash he stashes in his pillow cover.

So no, I didn't get squat.

There two other posters from Pakistan here (one of them is an American actually).

Apart from the odd Canadian here and there, we are the only international posters on the Retort.

YS, Klifferd (he's born American) and myself.

The other two are lefties.

I am not. Not even an inch.

LOL Tosse I am fed up with both parties right now. 2012 Is going to be scary for us.

Tosser, Happy New Year! in Karachi.
I hope you and yours have a safe one!
:)

I am fed up with both parties right now.

Good for you.

However, I meant I am a Pakistani-Conservative.

That makes me more of a righty than most Republicans. I'm hard core Conservative. Nukes-R-Us, screw Greenpeace, kinda guy.

I hope you and yours have a safe one!

Thanks.

Same to you.

Tosser is the DR's official foreign correspondent.

Tosser, why don't you link a couple of your videos for Gracie -- like the comedy you did with Rcade and a few of the others. She might like the flower show one too.

Ah... wait a sec....

'just make sure none of them are Native-Americans.'

Of course they are natives, should have said injuns instead.

But don't worry, local native Americans are free to stuff three times that number into their early '90s model minivans and travel throughout the state without fear of being shot.

Tosser goes on a boat ride with his Navy buddies to see a sailing boat race. (Tosser not shown in the video).

Video made by brother.

should have said injuns instead.

Don't shoot the Injuns.

Shoot the Indians.

In Carmel California:
Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)

Happy New Year to all
and to all a safe, healthy,
happy and prosperous 2012!

#74 | Posted by Bellatrix
Men name everything that is an extension, if you know what I mean.

Tosser they are GREAT!!! I love the truck. Found my son a Candy Apple Red Chevy 1500 1990 truck with only 63,000 miles on it in mint condition and a record of every thig done it it like oil changes that just had new tires put on and one owner, an old man who passed away. A classic. His dumb adult kids hated it. $2500.oo cash and we left with it!!

Well the AC is on. Who moved New Years to June?

Well the AC is on. Who moved New Years to June?

helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooo...2011 sucked ! good riddance and bring on the new year, can we run the commie regime back to thugville?? YES WE CAN !!....bella my dog, is looking at me like I'm crazy, like she's never seen anyone air guitar free bird before... watch THIS hound doggie....whooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooo

tosser....bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhh... after baa baa black sheep... what the hell was that?.. bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

tosser....bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhh... after baa baa black sheep... what the hell was that?.. bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

LOL Bay. My five ponies are acting like there may be a rain event somewhere in our neck of the woods for the most part within the next 24 hours....

tosser, those were great my friend

Went to my first concert when I was 14. Lynyrd Skynyrd and Blue Oyster Cult. One of the first times they played Free Bird to a concert audience. Great concert.

Don't shoot the Injuns.
Shoot the Indians.

#95 | POSTED BY TOSSER

bingo indians v slurpee indians?

My first concert was Foghat in Miami.

Tosser may have gone to bed, I think its about 4:42am there.

yes we can, yes we can, yes we can kick his ass back to thugville

I don't know Bay. I am not happy with what they are giving us to vote for.

I must say that while there aren't many plants featured at the 60th Annual Flower Show of Pakistan, the music and festivities were thrilling, to say. Next year I suggest a larger security for the unruly crowd, IMHO.

Mr N got home and is A-OK. 3 staples in the back of his head.

The 60th Annual Flower Show of Pakistan reminds me of the many festivals that were held in Oaxaca, Mexico. Just without the firecrackers, dancing, and the several hundred shots of Tequila.

#114 | Posted by mamajojo
Severe stroke is hard to deal with as a caregiver, family member, and especially the patient. Your mind works, but the rest is either slower, or not working at all. I hope you had a blessed Christmas, MMJJ. Glad to see you are back.

MMJJ do you work 24/7 on the days you care for him?

There is a huge concern parents are facing as kids go to dances about our children "grinding". Pacific Hills School in West Hollywood’s recent threat to turn up the lights and play Burt Bacharach if students started to grind. While I still like the music of all genres, children of today would probably turn to violent actions at the tunes of Burt Bacharach.

I work 3-4 days a week and the other girl works the days I don't. But I'm on call 24/7 if there's anything I'm needed for.

MMJJ, how do you like your job, and how ARE you? We haven't heard hide nor hair since you posted about the new job.

I must say that while there aren't many plants featured at the 60th Annual Flower Show of Pakistan, the music and festivities were thrilling, to say. Next year I suggest a larger security for the unruly crowd, IMHO.

#113 | POSTED BY PATRIOTWOMAN23

it's awesome...that handmade furniture looked great

I'm doing well, dear. It's been a rough month and I'm glad the New Year is almost here. Losing my friend Jimmy was like losing a part of my soul. I miss him so much. The only way I can explain is I was surrounded by a fog of grief.

4 days after they found Jimmy I found out M has been cheating on me while he's in PA. I broke up with him the same day. I can't stand a cheater. I've put him out of my life and I'm moving on.

The wife is cooking. The boys are watching football. The grandkids are running around the yard. New Year's is welcome at the Moder8 household.

Mamojo, I don't know you yet, but if you are friends with Gracie and Bayside then you are okay in my book. Feliz Ano Nuevo!

Mamojo, I don't know you yet, but if you are friends with Gracie and Bayside then you are okay in my book. Feliz Ano Nuevo!

#124 | Posted by moder8

What a suckup. LOL.

I work 3-4 days a week and the other girl works the days I don't. But I'm on call 24/7 if there's anything I'm needed for.

#119 | POSTED BY MAMAJOJO

heeeeeeeeey mmjj..were you with him when he fell? are you on my side of the bridge now? hugs to miles...do you have the same days off every week?

Happy New Years Moder8!!

Where's Tim?

Hey Gracie! Hey Bayside! Hope all is wonderful and well with both of you. Also, Nulli isn't really a gay pedophile. Don't make the mistake of assuming what so many others here on the DR have assumed about him.

Thank you Moder8. I've known them girls for quite a while know. They're damn good people! I'm proud to call them friends of mine and I'm amazed they let me hang out with them.

Don't be a poopie head Nullifidian. Don't you like nice people? Or are you one of those people whose world isn't complete until you've ruined someones day??

Caeful Rex Rcade put his foot down.

Happy New Year to all!

Mamojojo: Fair warning, - I'm a liberal. So don't expect to agree with me on too many topics. But politics aside, I welcome anyone who is friendly and civil. Skol!

The wife is cooking. The boys are watching football. The grandkids are running around the yard. New Year's is welcome at the Moder8 household.

#123 | POSTED BY MODER8

awww moder8, that sounds so special for you...A MOST HAPPY NEW YEAR to you and your family...

LOL MMJJ you and Moder8 are a match made in heaven as far as the Nooner goes!!!!

Also, Nulli isn't really a gay pedophile. Don't make the mistake of assuming what so many others here on the DR have assumed about him.

#129 | Posted by moder8

You've jumped the shark now, bitch.

GOATMAN in the house! It's a PARTY!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO THE GOATMAN FAMILY ! nice honorable mention in tossers' video btw....woooot wooooooooot....

Bay my dearest!! I'm even further on the west end of the beach and rooming with my pal Alex! I'm off Wed, Thurs and Fri.

I'm a bitch. It's official. Fellow liberal Nullifidian has proclaimed I'm a bitch. Must be true.

Or maybe I don't like to be on anybody else's team. Maybe if you are maligned and hated I want to be on your side, but not if you are part of any social clique or team. Maybe I prefer being hated and saying whatever the heck I want than being friendly with all the arrogant (and mostly stupid) insecure assholes.

I run this show Gracie.

AMEN #140 Moder8, Amen. One by one we will over some here with honest debate, less name calling.

Bay my dearest!! I'm even further on the west end of the beach and rooming with my pal Alex! I'm off Wed, Thurs and Fri.

#139 | POSTED BY MAMAJOJO

you must be in destin to be further lmao...

Really Rex?? LMFAO. Go visit the Friday Nooner, Rcade did not mention you ONCE in fact he put his foot down. Go take a lookie....Wanna be next to join your pal????

Rex has never been 1% as important as he has always seemed to think he was.

Moder8 I am Blessed to have you help me with the history of the Nooner.

#123 | Posted by moder8
Sounds like good times! Hope you and your family have a great time. Just talked to my father in law who is near Ft. Hood (my brother in law served as a Sargent something, highly decorated and just retired). He says they are staying home since two battalions just got back and it is crazy there in Killeen.

Gracie, I have no doubt that any assistance I may have provided would have been figured out by you on your own in due course. The trick with the DR is understanding that there are multiple lines of division. The most obvious divisions are political. But there are also divisions between those who seem to get off on being verbally abusive and those who desire civil discourse. There are divisions between those who are full of hate and those who are not. Divisions abound. I have been here on the DR for many years. The one truism I hold dear that nothing anybody says should ever be taken to heart.

Words to live by #148, words to live by.

I invented the Nooner Gracie...At least the concept, while Roger named it.

For about a year there was a companion thread called the Gooner which had significantly higher traffic then her, but without Roger and I working collaboratively, this thread would not exist.

BTW, I've been kind to you so far, if you take a tone with me, things can get....unpleasant.

Kudos Rex then why in the hell would you bring Tim up? He goes against all things Nooner? You into that kind of trouble? Because Rcade and I are not. And if you think you are going to re-hash or stir up that type of shit again you are wrong. Again go read the last of the Friday Nooner. Got it?

Well now a threat, Rcade Hates those.

Rex, there is no shame in being kind to individuals such as Gracie. So what if she wants to discuss simple things such as the weather and how her family is doing. More power to her. The DR does have to be solely about abuse and gamesmanship.

#140 | Posted by moder8
Just remember that in reality those that are the true haters are those in the minority. When one has no intelligent thing to contribute, one falls into the pit of ignorant banter.

Hahahaha, you've got a lot to learn about this place.....

I wouldn't use a newbie like Modergape as your guide.

A newbie? Damn you are a snob. One does not have to have been here since day 1. I've been here about five years now. Deal with it. don't be such a pretentious snob.

Of course I do #156, of course. But see Moder8 and I do not see eye to eye on so many things but are adults in discussing them PLUS and be friendly. Not many old timers here can do the same.

Like I said, don't use a newbie like Modergape as a guide, he knows little to nothing about how Rogers and I formed the Retort into it's present form.

Rex: Your arrogance is astounding. For years now you have tried to claim credit for the present day make-up of the DR. And it is all a fantasy. You are nothing. If you disappeared tomorrow, or even seven years ago, the DR would be exactly the same. Deal with it brother.

That's nice and all Rex but doing nothing against the abuse that happened here the last 48 hours says it all.

Remember that the American Idea is not one that is tried during times of prosperity, but when times are rough, as the slices of the pie dwindle. That is the time that the idea of American equality of opportunity is put front and center, and the use of fear and envy come into play. Unfortunately, in this country and under this man that sits in the WH, the politics of division has taken center stage, in a false and disingenuous attempt to evade the responsibility for his and Washington's failures, and to advance their ideological agenda.

Hmmmm, the Nooner, the sign in (with Niceville), the dump, the ban, the Muzak thread(with American1st)......

Should I go on?...

Maybe you should ask Rogers how those came about some time.

omg, bella hates fireworks, and they are going nuts outside with them...where is that thundershirt?

You're a newbie Modergape, you will never be accepted as a regular member here....

I'm not trying to be mean to you, it's just reality.

Niceville

Not the mullet festival and muffin recipes!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! !!!!!!

Yeah. Rex is the gatekeepeer as to who is a "regular member" and who is not. lol. I have never felt sorry for you Rex. Don't make me start feeling sorry for you now.

#156 | Posted by RexZeitgeist
Although, Moder8 and I may disagree politically, I do respect his intellectual mind, and his sense of reason. With all due respect, I would suggest that you sit back and spend some time contemplating how to use your time on here. Life is way to short, in the scheme of things, to be chasing the windmills, unless you are Don Quixote. Remember the Duke in the tale that says "I invent false information about a country and sell it to others stupid enough to believe it". Sounds a lot like Washington, don't it. Just thought I would throw that one in for fun.

What Friday Nooner? The True Colors Nooner from yesterday? Vaporized.

You've got to admit, moder8, there are a lot of irregular things about you.

Rex: Your arrogance is astounding. For years now you have tried to claim credit for the present day make-up of the DR.
#160 | Posted by moder8
Now if I see that he was right along side Gore when he invented the internet, I will loose it. LOL!

I do respect his intellectual mind

That is a doozie. If he has one he hasn't used it here on the Nooner.

#166 | Posted by Zatoichi
Oh God, please don't go into a thing about muffin tops, for the love of all that is holy! EWWWWWWW!

Yeah. The Rhinomaximus' of the world think I'm an idiot. lol

#168 | Posted by moder8
Was he the little dude in Ghost Busters?

ZUUL??????

Patriotwoman, why would I care what you think?

You're a squatter on my blog who has been here for about two or three days.

Niceville used to post muffin recipes, among other things.

UCK? I go out to look at the Doe they got and ya'all talking muffin tops? WTF??

Jesus. Listen to yourself Rex. Get a life.

Your blog Rex? Odd, Rogers made NO mention of that when we spoke yesterday and again this morning............Hmmmmm???

Why should anyone here care what Patriotwoman thinks?

I hope RCade mentioned that you should reverse that cranial-rectal thing from which you ladies have been suffering.

Rhino, we know you like to hide in the warm comforting approbation of other DR posters, but for Christ's sake, grow some balls already. Stop being such an obsequious suck up to others and maybe you'll receive a little respect.

Rhino, I must tell you, with all due respect, that I grew up around Ivy League academia. I see two slightly different mindsets here, not so stark as the elitists in Washington want you to believe. One is the academically "schooled", so to speak. The other is from the "under class" across the country that did not have that particular path in life, but are the foundation of the greatest country in history. Both equal in intelligence, but a world away from each other in perspective. While I applaud both I see the stark differences and the qualities in both. Without each other, we would be lost. The problem is when one attempts to rule the other, or one is played the fool into believing that they can take away and rule the ruler. The French Revolution, no matter how glorified by the left, did not prove successful for anyone.

Modergape, when you came here, I was already a legend that had lived two life times here, this blog was now in it's present form and you missed everything that happened before your arrival.

I and a select few additional bloggers were talked about incessantly on every thread here and you may have heard some incorrect information on me.

I was working on other projects 5 years ago and way from the Retort for a period of time.

Your obvious confusion is understandable.

Your a legend? Wow. Just wow. Okay. This 'discussion' is over. Have a nice New Year's Eve.

*You're

Suck it, mod.

A legend, who knew? I bow to Rex..............

#186 Like I said, who freakin cares?

#179 | Posted by Zatoichi
I can't bake.

Rhino it appears you do. Chillax, kay? Happy New Year and Bless your heart!!!!!!!!

I've been accused of several things on here but obsequious suck up has not been one of them.

I've upped my standards. Now up yours.

#187 | Posted by RexZeitgeist
Good grief! MABL! Someone needs a hug.

Jesus Rhino. You are such a pussy. man up already. Damn!

(((HUGS))) To Rhino, cup cake needs one. You ARE special!

JINKS ZAT!!!!!!!!
LMAO.......................

So for the new bloggers here, I accept your thanks for Rogers and my collaborative work, providing you a place to discuss your what-not's and where-for's.

"I can't bake."

Posted by patriotwoman23 at 2011-12-31 08:37 PM | Reply

Remember Soupy Sales?
"My wife can't cook but she can sure make my banana cream."

Thanks Rex!!

Anytime.

So Rex=Rez?? Seriously kid? Someone tell me I'm wrong!

Don't think so MMJJ.

#206 | Posted by mamajojo

Of course, I am all things to all people here, every new male conservative posting here is me, anything that changes or that is new is me....

Hell, I brought you all here...

Lol, didn't you read the Nooner yesterday?

BTW, welcome to the Retort Mamajojo, I'm Rex.

I've upped my standards. Now up yours.
#196 | Posted by rhinomaximus
Sounds painful. Did it hurt much?

Welcome, MMJJ, to REX'S EGO! It is like the largest shopping mall EVER! May I ask how one builds a Rex shrine. I have a few blocks of wood in the back, and some Chex Mix.

Thank God. I saw the word "pretentious" and thought of him.

Yawn. Men home, no Venison....Good thing I made meatloaf.

And for $19.99 you can get free shipping and handling of your very own REX Chia Pet, along with a Veg-A-Matic slice and peeler.

Not a good night for Gracie's "daughter", or her father. God, I hate this age!

LOL Jen.

Oh my. No way. My daughter is perfect!!

Sup Rex? Hello Rex's Ego.

Hello my Sisters. I have missed you all so much! I'm off on Wed, Thurs and Fri and I would love to get together with any or all of you for lunch. I don't get off on Saturdays until 5. I will travel into town on any of those 3 days of the week for the pleasure of your company.

Nite all. I have a Mother of a cold, going to take meds and hit the hay!!

hmmmmm, not when Daddy walks into mall while she is hugging a fredburger. Tears, snubs, etc. Can a young man not have enough respect to at least meet the parents? I see the Fockers, Florida style in the coming weeks.

#217 | Posted by mamajojo
We should get together when we can. Have missed you BIG time. Joe says hi!

Rex,you should change the name from "Nooner" to "Quilting Bee"

Oh my. No way. My daughter is perfect!!

#216 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

your niece is gone to pp with smv, say prayers PLEASE

We should get together when we can. Have missed you BIG time. Joe says hi!

#220 | Posted by patriotwoman23

Joe's an idiot.

Give Joe and Miss Lil Jen my love. Who the hell is this fredburger she's attached herself to? Doesn't she understand the rules?? WE ALL have to approve of him.

good night, and HAPPY NEW YEAR...put your seatbelts on, the next 11 months will be fucking EPIC, one way or the other, it is not going to be for the faint of heart....gird your loins and let's fucking roll !!!!!...

WHAT????? I CAN'T HEAR YOU...HAVE THE TV WAY UP SO BELLA CAN'T HEAR THE FIRECRACKERS !! WHAAAAAAAT???? WHAAAAAAAT?.... GOOD NIGHT !

UW VS Oregon on Espn 2 Rex.

So for the new bloggers here, I accept your thanks for Rogers and my collaborative work, providing you a place to discuss your what-not's and where-for's.

#202 | Posted by RexZeitgeist

Rogers' alter ego?

This is getting interesting.

Rex is a pain in the ass. He's created 25-30 accounts here in recent months and is now posting dumb stuff on my personal blog. I linked his blog in the hopes he will focus on that instead.
Posted by rcade at 2010-07-25

I see.

Sorry to hear you're having a hard time with such a dipshit, RCade.

Maybe if we ignore him, he'll go away.

#230 | Posted by Eddie

Hahahaha, like that would ever happen, you sniveling little twat...

UW looked pretty good tonight JA, keep an eye on Wroten, he will be a top 10 pick in the NBA draft, I would love to see him stay two years and develop him game further, but I don't think that will happen.

In a five mile ride from my bro's house, I saw 4 cop cars with people pulled over, for afew people, tonight will not be a good start to the year.

Spencer Hawes left after a year and it has taken him 4 yeas to reach his potential in the NBA.

Thats the reason I dont go out on NYE. Too many cops.

"This is getting interesting."

Posted by Eddie at 2011-12-31 10:27 PM | Reply

Sure it is.

Zat, are you logging in as Rex?

Hmmmm..

Some dumbasses get there rocks off thinking that they are outsmarting others.

LOL!!!

I'll be ignoring Zat too.

I'll be ignoring Zat too.

Good.

Don't get the old shit too excited. We don't want him to have a stroke.

"Some dumbasses get there(sic) rocks off thinking that they are outsmarting others. "

Another self-retorting retort.

Try passing 6th grade Eddie, you miserably stupid fuck.
You're more pathetically imbecilic than Ray.

Dammit... you got Fossil in a bad mood.

I told you not to get him excited!

#237 | POSTED BY ZATOICHI

You know you're an idiot savant when all you know how to do is spell.

good morning and HAPPY NEW YEAR

Good Morning and Happy New Year!

Happy New Years!!!

black eyed peas cooking...check...I hope that isn't racist