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Thursday, December 22, 2011

A lesbian couple were chosen to take part in a time-honored Navy tradition -- the first homecoming kiss when a ship returns home to port -- when one of them won a raffle. Petty Officer 2nd Class Marissa Gaeta stepped off the U.S.S. Oak Hill in Virginia Beach Wednesday to plant one on her girlfriend of two years, fellow Navy sailor Citlalic Snell, and was greeted by the cheers of the crowd. "This is the first time we can actually show who we are," Snell said.

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mmmm yea me too... seems I'm singing this one a lot lately: How I Love Those Lesbians (reitze).

So all the warnings that the military was going to be compromised by the repeal of DADT turned out to be nothing more than homophobic bullshit.

Sun Tzu's The Art of War --- the intro-part about the management of soldiers being put to the test on 180 women. It applies to lesbians or gays or anyone else who'd serve in a military.

So all the warnings that the military was going to be compromised by the repeal of DADT turned out to be nothing more than homophobic bullshit.

#2 | Posted by 2008 at 2011-12-21 06:55 PM | Reply | Flag:

Yep, two chicks getting kissing on the dock makes your point. And we all agree that you are a dumb ass.

Um...my mast is at full staff.
God bless lesbians.

Why get excited? It's not like you'll get any piece of the action. Lesbos hate men. LOL

"Lesbos hate men."

You know the wrong Lesbos.

The sailors are all about the lesbos making out... it's the dudes they don't want to have to catch in the back of the dry store room .....

This is for Tosser:

VERY NSFW!!!

www.youtube.com

This is for Tosser:

The way that guy said it.... it made sense. Amazing.

But I say it's not worth the time to get past all that "posturing".

They can posture as long as they want.

BTW, thanks for the movie clip. I never saw that before. I am downloading the movie right now.

Really..wow... great series of movies.

Clerks. Mallrats. Chasing Amy. Dogma. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Clerks 2.

A lot of the same actors through them and you hear references from earlier movies in the later ones.... lots of fun.

Nice gesture on the part of the Navy, saying "It's over. This is a new day."


So all the warnings that the military was going to be compromised by the repeal of DADT turned out to be nothing more than homophobic bullshit.
#2 | Posted by 2008

No it is not bullshit. The Chinese launched their new modern aircraft carrier just as soon as we announced the ghey love in our military.
Iran is ramping up their nuclear program as well. They see the slippery chute.

phester, as I pointed out via reference to the 180 women in The Art Of War, it's not the sexual-status of the recruits that matters. Its the management of the military. DADT was fucked over management. At least with respect for recruits as sexual human beings there's opportunities to make all-male, all-femal, all-gay, ambiguous, and whatever other composition of fucking preference is desired for whatever mission's purpose. And note if gearing up to fight Iran'nanny'ins you'd best have a squad or two of perverts while your at it.

Good for them

Nice gesture on the part of the Navy, saying "It's over. This is a new day."

Yep. Nice looking couple, too.

Tosser: Don't post screenshots of you pirating movies (or anything else) on this site.

What a bunch of assholes on this site, women do not carry their wait in the military and I've seen this first hand, political correctness is this country's downfall.

tits or gtfo.

Somebody get Zman a tissue, please.

Nice gesture on the part of the Navy, saying "It's over. This is a new day."

Apparently she won an on-board lottery to get to be first crewman off-she thinks her crewmates put in tickets on her behalf.

I just want to know, Phester, why Navy family members hate America? And how did the Chi-coms manage to design and build a carrier in 90 days? and Iran a nuke?

Or is that "slippery chute" just a euphanism for your Friday night bondage parties?

"And how did the Chi-coms manage to design and build a carrier in 90 days?"
Russian surplus.

Somebody get Zman a tissue, please.

#22 | Posted by TheTom
Different physical standards to allow this kind of shit and you lefty asshole think this is good for the country. A naval ship is not a cruise boat and these guys don't need the distractions.

and these guys don't need the distractions.

If some guy can't do his job because there's a woman within a hundred feet of him, is it the woman's fault? What if there's a black guy? Or a jew?

My Lord, it's a wonder anybody but the Japs or Nazis (not a Godwin-able reference) ever won a naval battle.

"Yep. Nice looking couple, too."

Now the Marines need to go them one better with a shot of two hunky jarheads locking lips.

Nice story. Good day for America. Bad day for bigots.

If some guy can't do his job because there's a woman within a hundred feet of him, is it the woman's fault? What if there's a black guy? Or a jew?
#26 | Posted by northguy3
That never mattered till they let openly gays prance around on the ships,

Those chicks are hot. Makes for good USO.

I tried to enlist today. They said I was too old. =(

Two hotties too. What a waste. I could have given them some nice-looking kids.

I could have given them some nice-looking kids.

#32 | Posted by rightisright at 2011-12-22 05:59 PM | Reply | Flag: Check your locks, parents.

"And how did the Chi-coms manage to design and build a carrier in 90 days?"
Russian surplus.

#24 | Posted by Zatoichi

I gotta check e-bay more often.

"I gotta check e-bay more often."

Posted by northguy3 at 2011-12-22 06:03 PM | Reply

Look under scrap metal.

This is the new action military,good for them! America finest the true hero's...

LMAO. Spare me 36. Nothing "action" in the Navy, unless you're SEAL. And women aren't allowed in SpecOps.

Don't really know why the Navy and AF are considered military in the first place.

I can buy that her shipmates wanted to watch them kiss, so they bought them tickets, but I think it's more likely this was ghey pr photo op.

So all the warnings that the military was going to be compromised by the repeal of DADT turned out to be nothing more than homophobic bullshit.

#2 | Posted by 2008 at 2011-12-21 06:55 PM | Reply | Flag

Yeah, that's why the decks were overcrowded with sailors.

I'm suprised the ship didn't capsize.

A ship won't capsize, but Guam may!
-stupid black democrat politician

Look under scrap metal.

#35 | Posted by Zatoichi

No harm in that. Just before LBJ went big-time in VN, the USAF dismantled a kazillion 250 & 500lb. bombs and sold the casings as scrap. Had to buy them back at a premium to keep up with the demand.

This is a cheap attention whore publicity stunt photo op, women really have no place in combat situations.

Woohoo two women making out hot damm!!

Go back to your decadent hot tub mtv filth lipstick lesbo whores.

Lesbos hate men. LOL

#5 | POSTED BY TOSSER AT 2011-12-22 12:06 AM

If they're hot who cares?

They don't hate men who "understand" them.

zman, it's "weight"

mmmm...cherry chapstick!
---Katy Perry

I was on a dock landing ship - appropriately called an LSD. There are some jobs for women on a ship but I certainly wouldn't want to be in battle with them. And nothing against woman. But the sexes are different for many reasons and to suggest they have warrior instincts is laughable. But enjoy your erotic moments. Everyone loves peacetime.

#25 | POSTED BY ZMAN
"Different physical standards to allow this kind of shit and you lefty asshole think this is good for the country. A naval ship is not a cruise boat and these guys don't need the distractions."

Well, first of all, cupcake, I'm not a "lefty".
If I'm an asshole, it's because you've more than earned it.

Second, I do not think it's good for the country.
I think it has ZERO effect on the country.

Third, true, it's not a cruise boat, but it's "a time-honored Navy tradition -- the first homecoming kiss when a ship returns home to port", one of which apparently the Navy itself approves, or they wouldn't do it.
Plus, the Navy isn't going out of their way for these two woman, one of them won a raffle.

Fourth, you're worried about "distractions"? These are sailors, idiot. Given the life they live, and what they train for, you honestly think seeing two women kiss is an undue distraction?
Wow. Some faith you have in the Navy.

Get your tissue, and move along.

I disagree with 3 and 4.
That raffle was fixed. It's simply not believable that the lesbian just happened to win the raffle. It's a PR stunt, plain and simple. The navy is trying to recruit.
As for 4...they're on average "male, heteros, and probably 21 years old on average". Surely they're distracted, but not to some dangerous extent. I'll bet those lesbos are harassed sexually due to the kiss, and that they're going to wish it didn't happen. They'll be hearing about it in graphic detail from the dudes on the ship to the point of nausea.

It's simply not believable that the lesbian just happened to win the raffle. It's a PR stunt, plain and simple.

Unless mostly gay people entered. It is fishy (no pun intended) that a Lesbian couple wins the first photo-op since the repeal of DADT.

"It's simply not believable that the lesbian just happened to win the raffle."

Another proud flunkee from statistics class.

Another proud flunkee from statistics class.

It is the Navy, so odds were in favor of a gay winner, true.

"If they're hot who cares?"

Have to agree. Not that these two are ready to make thousands as strippers, but compared to the usual fat and ugly dykes the media and activists show, they are 10's.

"Don't really know why the Navy and AF are considered military in the first place."

You might wanna ask the former residents of the Hanoi Hilton that question. I bet McCain would be able to tell you why. The ones who were KIA surely won't be able to answer it for you. Going further back, I'm sure all those flight crews of the 8th Air Force bombers/fighters and the aircraft carriers from WWII could tell you too..as well as the victims of kami kazi attacks aboard ships. You should look at the casualty lists of ALL our conflicts.

Those WW2 bomber guys were Army.

Point taken wrt Navy pilots though.

Tosser: Don't post screenshots of you pirating movies (or anything else) on this site.

#18 | Posted by rcade

Tosser forgets because being a thief is acceptable and normal behavior in Ubecki Becki Stan Stan.

This will probably not go over well in Virginia since they passed that new rule.

The Virginia is for Lovers (as long as they approve of you) rule.

Virginia's Board of Social Services on Wednesday approved final regulations on adoption that, starting in the spring, will effectively allow state-licensed private agencies to deny the adoption of a child by same-sex couples.

The regulations also will allow the adoption agencies to deny services to prospective parents on the basis of age, gender, disability, religion, political belief and family status.

thinkprogress.org

If this was the Pakistan navy it would have pictures of Tosser kissing his goat on the pier. So I guess this is a little better.

If this was the

Keep barking.

If a america can except a porn star for president as the republican did,anything is possible!

What a recruiting tool,two deviate females,who eat at the y.You straight women, hows having a butch dyke as a superior of yours going to work when she puts the eye on you?

The religious right is toast!

Tell that to your invisible man!

#47 | Posted by TheTom
Well tommy tom tom I was with the Navy for 25 years and yes since they allowed women on ships its been a distraction. They do not carry their own weight and some clown sailor is always willing to help her hoping he'll get some in return.

Well tommy tom tom

Keep barking.

Danforth,
Enlighten me, how does a stats class make the lesbos win anymore believable, cocksmoker?
Begin backtrack now...

"how does a stats class make the lesbos win anymore believable"

Stats class will actually teach the student no odds are impossible odds.

"cocksmoker"

Aw, isn't that cute? The 'phobe thinks calling the actor a gay term is somehow an insult. Wouldn't want to show you're less tolerant than the average gay person, now would you?

The sooner you admit youre wrong, the better. I said it wasn't believable. You of all people should know words have meanings, parse forth.

Now, man up, or whatever it is you gheys do...

I get bonus points for calling out parseforth's backtrack,right?

Danforth?

"The sooner you admit youre wrong,"

Good God, another case where 101 can't even read words.

"I said it wasn't believable."

And I said you had to be a stats flunkee to actually think that. Longer odds have come in.

Parseforth, saying it isn't believable is not the same as saying its impossible. You're such a thin skinned insecure douche that it's impossible not to laugh at you.

In your rush to try to show people you're smart you fucked up. Stats classes don't make her win seem any more believable. Again, the sooner you realize you're not the smartest guy in the room the better off you'll be.
Your welcome.

-And I said you had to be a stats flunkee to actually think that.

why?

what are the odds? how many open lesbians are on that ship?

He doesn't know. He just wanted to Bolster his fragile ego and spout of about stats classes as if it made her win any more believable. Next he'll tell us he's special because he skipped a grade in grammar school...

It must be fascinating to live in parseforth's head for about 10 seconds.

what are the odds? how many open lesbians are on that ship?

#72 | POSTED BY EBERLY AT 2011-12-29 10:49 AM | REPLY | FLAG:

Wow, you really don't understand statistics and probability do you? There could be a great many variables that could change the outcome but that particular variable is way down the list in terms of affective outcome points. Also there is the fact that this was done under a raffle system where an individual could purchase more than one "chance". From one of the interviews she stated that she had purchased $50 worth of chances at $1 per. That's the most likely variable that resulted in the outcome.

How about: What are the odds of the first photo for a Homecoming Kiss right after the repeal of DADT is a gay couple? I would say pretty slim.

-From one of the interviews she stated that she had purchased $50 worth of chances at $1 per. That's the most likely variable that resulted in the outcome.

okay, that's fair enough.

-Wow, you really don't understand statistics and probability do you?

I'm gonna go all "danforth" on you and inform you that I have a degree in Math and an MBA.

but if you don't want to answer that question becuase you know the answer is very close to "1" then fine....don't.

how many soldiers participated in the raffle?
how many of them were outed lesbians?
how many tickets out of the total tickets were for the outed lesbians?

It's not gay unless you do it on the shore


It's not gay unless you do it on the shore

Posted by goatman at 2011-12-29 11:11 AM |

True and we are talking about the Navy. How many straight people were on that Love Boat do you think?


It's not gay unless you do it on the shore

Posted by goatman at 2011-12-29 11:11 AM |

Something you wanna share with the group? You do spend a lot of time on an Oil Rig.

How does a stats class make the win anymore believable? The only answer is that it doesn't, which makes thinskinforth wrong, which makes him feel icky. Poor thing has a hard time admitting he's wrong, and that in his rush to pretend to be smarter than he is, he fucked up.

K,
The over/under is 8.

I would agree that it's likely that the answer is close to 1 but there are entirely too many unknown variables to state that with any degree of accuracy. Your degree is diminished by the MBA in my opinion. My advanced degrees are in engineering and physics so I doubt that my math skills pass muster with you.

Reagan,

Of course we are speculating to a degree.

and I don't expect buy an ounce of credibility with my degrees. that's silly. It's just that some others here expect that should buy them a ton of cred on issues.

but if you think it is close to one and there were potentially thousands of raffle tickets.....the winner had 50 in there (if that was even true)......hhmmmmmmmmmm

"Next he'll tell us he's special because he skipped a grade in grammar school..."

That's nothing. He sniffed Nicole Kidman one time.

Something you wanna share with the group? You do spend a lot of time on an Oil Rig.

Half my life AAMOF. AND I was in the Navy for six years.

Half my life AAMOF. AND I was in the Navy for six years.

#87 | Posted by goatman at 2011-12-29 11:23 AM

LOL...so you're a Liberal?*

*That is going to get a bite I bet.

easy on poor danforth,

he is getting ravaged on at least 3 threads right now. He's down at shoe carvinal right now because he broke a heel in a temper tantrum.......

*That is going to get a bite I bet.

It had better or else I am going to have to take a refresher course in trolling.

Is there a subject ever discussed here that Danforth doesn't claim final right of fact and always due to his "years of experience on the front lines of this very subject?"

"Is there a subject ever discussed here that Danforth doesn't claim final right of fact and always due to his "years of experience on the front lines of this very subject?""

There's an easy fix: stop picking subjects I know.

Try golf.

In other words, you're not going to admit your error...shocking.

stop picking subjects I know

Based on my tenure of reading what you post, we have yet to pick one you do know anything about, but that has yet to stop you.

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