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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Scientists at a laboratory in Germany have begun growing human skin from the cells of infant foreskins.

According to the German Herald, the "medical breakthrough" is being used to test cosmetics and other consumer products and could someday replace all animal testing. The so-called Skin Factory, at the Fraunhofer Institute in Stuttgart, takes foreskin cells donated to the project and uses them to grow the skin, according to spokesman Andreas Traube

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Schmucks for science!

There is the old jewish joke about the Mohel who made wallets from foreskins.

When you rub them, they turn into a suitcase.

Skin problem? Well NOW all ya need's a little prick.

they can be used as facial skin grafts so people can literally be dickheads

No skin off my.....

What I'm about to post is very very wrong.Sorry in advance.

Headline should read."German Scientist Save Lampshade Industry"

I saw where they used foreskin to replace a guys eye lid.
Other than being a little cockeyed it worked great.

A "miracle".. for the reconstructed FUHRER! Soon, Merkel will complete her division, awaiting the last component, a baby penis skin leisure suit.

This isn't all that new of an idea. In fact, Rumplestiltskin's lesser known brother, Krumpledforeskin, has been trying to iron out the details for years....

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