So nut up, Donnieboy, and run.

We should be so lucky!

--the late night comedians guild

Dear Mr. Trump:

You'd have to lose that maxi-sprayed combover before I'd even think about listening to your ideas for the country. Any man who thinks he looks good in such a hairstyle is clearly delusional, and there's enough of that going around Washington at the moment.

Besides, that much polyvinyl chloride has to be bad for the environment.

"Trump: I Still Might Run"

I don't know how much he pays the sycophants who nod whenever he comes up with this stupid shit, but they're either brain-dead and cheap or it can't be nearly enough.

Run?? For what?? He's turned himself into a joke. I'm hoping that only Newt shows up for his debate. There would still be a debate though, between today's Newt and last week's Newt.

He still might "RUN"... Run what? His mouth???

Because from what I've seen, that's about all he's good for...

This guy busting on Paul is like a pig in make-up calling Steven Hawking a clown... a pig in make-up with a shitty comb-over...

"a pig in make-up with a shitty comb-over..."

Comb over? I thought it was a helmet made of unnatural fibers.

YEAH! Run Bitch Run!

Run Forest run!

Trump is a product, not a man or candidate. He is the male version of Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton.

Besides, that much polyvinyl chloride has to be bad for the environment.

#3 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore

Damn, that was good. I wish i had said it.

NOT SO FAST! This gives me a philosophical dilemna.

Since; 1) it is a well known fact that i usually vote for the candidate with the best hair, 2)trump can afford the best hair, or at least, the most expensive hair, am i obligated to vote for him?

What if i vote for romney and it turns out that he secretly had a very expensive rug all along?

What if trump really doesn't have a toupee, he just combs his hair to look like he does?

Fuck it, i'm voting for ron paul and his stupid doctor hair.

But not as pleasant on the eyes.

I have to assume Trumphs show is starting its next season and he's trying to drum up some ratings for it.

#11 Lip...

You almost sounded like bAkFlab there for a moment with the "hair" comments...

No offense...

;~}

YEAH! Run Bitch Run!

#8 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2011-12-05 06:27 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag:

Run Forest run!

#9 | Posted by danni

lol Danni...if he runs it will be Stupid is as Stupid does all over again!

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.....the real question is..... which Kardashian would be his V.P. ?....
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Someone tell the Donald to take a trip to Dallas.

which Kardashian would be his V.P. ?....

#16 | Posted by skizziks

the one with the best looking boobs (i don't know them).

"They are not of the good-looking boobs, these Kardashians. They are of the mega-giant booty. Khan!!"

Trump's VP will be from NJ.

NO, not Mega-Christie.

The Donald/Snookie '012!!

..... which Kardashian would be his V.P. ?....

None-the campaign is more than 79 days long. Maybe Palin?

No GOP candidate gets majority before convention....then it's anyone's nomination....in walks Jeb Bush. I know it sounds ridiculous but I'm beginning to think it is possible. Scary I admit.

What's the half-way point to deduce her quittage?

"in walks Jeb Bush."

And out walks Jeb Bush. No one's going to touch that tar-baby.

For that to happen they need multiple leaders, keep trading it back and forth so that they can get to convention time with two or hopefully three candidates sharing the delegates....this whole thing is a sham...a show...that's what I'm starting to think...

"No one's going to touch that tar-baby."

Don't be so sure. I remember his first campaign for governor, all you noticed was that all of a sudden there were bumper stickers that said JEB everywhere. He is head and shoulders a better candidate than any of the clown car idiots.

You vote for him, then. I doubt America can stomach another Bush.

Trump is a democrat. His goal is to make sure dems stay in the White house. Why anyone conservative pays any attention to this flim flam man is beyond me.

"You vote for him, then. I doubt America can stomach another Bush."

I would never vote for him, I'm just warning you that this is a possibility that is seeming more likely as the ridiculousness of the campaigns grows. Now Donald Trump is both a Republican debate moderator and a potential thirt party candidate???? No, the RNC is going to try to bring back sanity and Jeb could be what they consider sanity.

Just cause a poop owns a church doesn't make him good.

It's time for America to look at another Bush!

Vote for Jeb - America's Pubic Heir

I forget. Is this one more of those candidates we Democrats supposedly fear? Kind of like Cain and Bachman?

I heard that Newt will ask Rick Scott to be his running mate in 2012.

Not really, I just wanted to see if Danni's head would explode.

I hear Jeb wants to invade Orlando. Those Plutians can't be trusted.

Why the hell does ANYONE care what he thinks?

But I am sure you libs will be hanging on every word.
geez, get a fucking life people

"I heard that Newt will ask Rick Scott to be his running mate in 2012."

No, Marco Rubio will handle that job.

BTW, Jeb's wife is hispanic, they could well be the most hispannicest campaign in history.

#40 Glass...

We have to keep bringing the stupidity of these douche-bags to your attention, because given the collective stupidity of the bag of turds you GOTPers are considering, you can't be paying attention

Donald Trump ran a Casino into bankruptcy during good times. This is no easy feat. He doesn't have much money and needs his TV job.

Why won't this guy just fall off a balcony?

I guess the new season of his show must be getting ready to start. Never too early to start trying to boost those ratings.

We should be so lucky! --the late night comedians guild -- #2 | Posted by donnerboy

Undoubtedly took the sting out of Cain's departure.

My biggest nightmare is a Gingrich-Trump ticket. I'd have to cut myself off from all media to preserve any shred of sanity I have left.

Dennis Leary wrote a song about this guy.