maybe his actually is

No problem then, he will be able to arise from the dead.

WWJS

The last time I saw Santana at Shoreline, he only spoke once and said, "Would Jesus pack"? Never had much to say, but one helluva guitar player.

"You see Oprah, there is still so much more that God needs for me to express to the world," Ortega said in the video. "It's not just a coincidence that I look like Jesus. I am the modern day Jesus Christ that you all have been waiting for."

Wrong....

Matthew 24:23-28
Mark 14:13-23
Acts 1:9-11

Not another one!!!

Jesus (Hey'Zeus) needs a teleprompter.

"I hear your words
I set you free
I'm Jesus Christ
On XTC
How does it feel?
Suck! Suck! Suck!"

Suck by Pigface

Everyone knows ExpsRedemption is Jesus.

AGAIN....

my tv would be overheated with libs going into convulsions of anger IF he had 'talked' to rush instead of this overrated billionaire......

Yeah but should he command "Lazuras come Forth", or Something cornier like "Lazuras!Arise!

This guy can't be Jesus. I've been told that Tim Tebow is the 2nd coming.

#5 Ex...

Are you actually arguing scripture with an armed insane would be assassin???

Boy, you sure told him...

Since everyone knows that Jesus was a Republican, they should also know that "Lazuras!Arise!" is a mistranslation of the original Aramaic, "Lazyass! Get the fuck up from there and go to work!".

#10 BakFlab...

What does that even mean???

Everyone knows ExpsRedemption is Jesus.

#9 | Posted by donnerboy at 2011-11-18 03:06 PM | Reply | Flag:

Wrong again

________

#13 | Posted by CaptOfUranus at 2011-11-18 03:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

No... I am not arguing with him... I don't think he reads this blog.

I put that up in the event that Nutcase shows up and is convinced by this Nutcase.

Now if Nutcase is this nutcase... then I guess I was wrong about the first part of what I said.

We will wait and see.

No wonder he called Obama, "the Anti-Me!".

Matthew 24:23-28
Mark 14:13-23
Acts 1:9-11

#5 | Posted by ExpsRedemption at

WRONG!

Crystal 38:22:36

I thought Obama was the Messiah?

#13 | Posted by CaptOfUranus at 2011-11-18 03:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

LOL Yeah, I was on the fence about whether this guy was really Jesus or not until ExPMSRetardation cleared that up for me.

#20 | Posted by FVZ

FF!

"It's not just a coincidence that I look like Jesus. I am the modern day Jesus Christ that you all have been waiting for."

Nobody is waiting for a "modern day Jesus Christ". They are either waiting for the actual Jesus Christ to return. Or they don't believe Jesus was the messiah at all and they are waiting for the true messiah.

Jesus isn't a comic book character like the Green Lantern. Nobody is waiting for a new and improved reboot of Jesus.....

#10 BakFlab...

What does that even mean???

#15 | Posted by CaptOfUranus

GEEEJUSS>?.

CAPT...get your 'head out of your ass'

OH oh..get it ...get it

He 'talked to oprah on the tape...if he had referred to rush or any conservative..the left would be accusing that conservative of supplying the bullet...

=a "modern day Jesus Christ".

GOPhers expect him to appear in the clouds.... in his new Lear jet, dressed in a Brooks Bros suit, and reading the WSJ.

#20 | Posted by FVZ at 2011-11-18 03:18 PM | Reply | Flag:

Truthhurts probably would have been (still is maybe).

the second coming of Jesus... sounds messy...

Christ Returns: Part II

This Time Its Personal

Truthhurts probably would have been (still is maybe).

#25 | Posted by ExpsRedemption at

hahahahaha like you would even recognize jesus if he were real and came back

Expspharissee

"When humans party, they party hard."

You know, he seems like a gentler crazy than the motha who shot Gabbie Giffords. That dude was completely off the wall on his little videos.

Nobody is waiting for a new and improved reboot of Jesus.

Isn't that exactly what every Christian waiting for the Rapture is doing?

I knew Oprah Winfrey was powerful, but I had no idea that Jesus would need her help to get a TV show.

You know, he seems like a gentler crazy than the motha who shot Gabbie Giffords.

They should put him and Loughner in neighboring cells and let them babble to each other about conspiracies 24/7.

ummm isnt Oprah off the air now?

Makes it even sadder

Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez is Sparticus.

-I had no idea that Jesus would need her help to get a TV show.

He's no Sarah Palin.

#28 | Posted by truthhurts at 2011-11-18 03:32 PM | Reply | Flag:

I didn't say I would, Mr. High and Mighty.

#31

Yes, but if they put that on TV, what would happen to ratings for the JeffN & BBob Show?

yet you know this guy aint?

GOPhers expect him to appear in the clouds.... in his new Lear jet, dressed in a Brooks Bros suit, and reading the WSJ.

#24 | Posted by Corky

Modern Day Jesus carries a Blackberry(because everyone knows a businesman carries a Blackberry and punks carry i-phones).

The dude seems to be out of central casting for a bad guy. It's the beard. If he didn't have the beard he'd look like your typical OWS scumbag.

Expspharissee

#28 | Posted by truthhurts

May I use that?

tis all yours

Fuck! That IS a good one.

You know, he seems like a gentler crazy than the motha who shot Gabbie Giffords. That dude was completely off the wall on his little videos.

#29 | Posted by cbob

I was going to ask how this guy looks--I think Blabber mentioned people--crazy people and their eyes?

Holy shit! Kanye West took a shot at the White House?!

#37 | Posted by truthhurts at 2011-11-18 03:39 PM | Reply | Flag:

Yes. I put information down as to how. You can know who someone isn't. Ever play Guess Who?

If he isn't Semitic he isn't Jesus. That is an easy one to start.

T'anks, Troofy!

"Isn't that exactly what every Christian waiting for the Rapture is doing?"

No. They are waiting for the actual Jesus from the Bible to return.

They are not waiting for some "modern day" version of the Jesus to come onto the scene to replace the Biblical Jesus.....

ummm isnt Oprah off the air now?

She has an entire cable channel now.

#37 | Posted by truthhurts at 2011-11-18 03:39 PM | Reply | Flag:

Yes. I put information down as to how. You can know who someone isn't. Ever play Guess Who?

If he isn't Semitic he isn't Jesus. That is an easy one to start.

#44 | Posted by ExpsRedemption

I thought jesus could do anything?

Oh you of little faith, your like the seed that falls on the path, cant grow no strong roots and blows away.

you really are a shame, really

ummm isnt Oprah off the air now?

She has an entire cable channel now.

#47 | Posted by rcade at

hahaha RCADE is an Oprah fan,

me, being themanly man I am, never watched oprah

He's another anti-gov't bugger. Have fun in prison for the next 25 to life...

T'anks, Troofy!

#45 | Posted by Corky at

Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day â€" accept this quote as a gift on ... well today.

Between the Oprah info and the "Sexiest Man Alive" thread, I am beginning to wonder what "wife" is a euphemism for in Rcade talk.

-If he isn't Semitic he isn't Jesus.That is an easy one to start.

Not quite so easy.

Meaning he was of, "Akkadians (Assyrians and Babylonians), Eblaites, Ugarites, Canaanites, Phoenicians, Hebrews (Israelites, Judeans and Samaritans), Arameans, Chaldeans, Amorites, Moabites, Edomites, Hyksos, Arabs, Nabateans, Maganites, Shebans, Sutu, Maltese, Mandeans"

Sem (Semite) being an adjective derived from the Hebrew name, "Shem", one of Noah's sons.

His ancestor David is described as being, "ruddy and fair"; light-skinned with reddish hair and probably freckles.

sounds like rcade and 101 are married

I'd take your lunch money and make you watch me fuck your wife, bitch...

#50 | Posted by 101Chairborne

You want a man watching you fuck? you ARE gay

#53 | Posted by truthhurts

No, he's not.
Sincerely, Mrs. Hurts

#52 | Posted by truthhurts---lol

Shem (Stooge) being an adjective derived from the Hebrew name, "Shemp", one of Moe's brothers.

His ancestor Curly is described as being, "funny and fat"; light-brained with no hair and probably nyucks.

#55 | Posted by Corky

FTFY

You want a man watching you fuck? you ARE gay

#53 | Posted by truthhurts at 2011-11-18 03:52 PM | Reply | Flag:ABUSIVE

I'm flagging you for that uncalled for post, homophobe.

"Matthew 24:23-28
Mark 14:13-23
Acts 1:9-11"

#5 | Posted by ExpsRedemption at

What do you call it when people are so dismally stupid as to believe well-known forgeries?
ExcrememtRetention!

#59 you are going to cost me a keyboard if you keep this up

"It's not just a coincidence that I look like Jesus. I am the modern day Jesus Christ that you all have been waiting for."

Posted by rcade at 02:56 PM | 52 COMMENTS | permalink | Comment on This Entry

This guy was ticked because Obungler, the messiah was trying to displace him.

His ancestor David is described as being, "ruddy and fair"; light-skinned with reddish hair and probably freckles.

#55 | Posted by Corky at 2011-11-18 03:53 PM | Reply | Flag:

That is all well and good... but I don't think Mr. Ortega in the article has the genealogy. That is the broader point for people who are not nincompoops.

Thanks Corkiphas.

I thought Obama was the Messiah?

#19 | Posted by bogey1355

You thought wrong. You keep it up and Jesus will shoot you too.

ou want a man watching you fuck? you ARE gay

#53 | Posted by truthhurts at 2011-11-18 03:52 PM | Reply | Flag:ABUSIVE

I'm fagging you for that uncalled for post, homophobe.

#60 | Posted by 101Chairborne

Fag?
post?
homo?

What are you trying to tell us 101?

"If he didn't have the beard he'd look like your typical OWS scumbag." If he was thirty years older he look like a TEa Bagger.

- nincompoops

Did a 25 year old just use the term, "nincompoops"?

If he was thirty years older he look like a TEa Bagger.

or Danni

If he was thirty years older he look like a TEa Bagger.

#67 | Posted by danni

Yeah, they can afford shampoo.

Yeah, they can afford shampoo.

#70 | Posted by wisgod

And scooters.

I wonder if Jesus is pissed they had to sell his house.

Did a 25 year old just use the term, "nincompoops"?

#68 | Posted by Corky at 2011-11-18 04:02 PM | Reply | Flag:

Yes. If I have to really make a snide comment about someone, in jest, it is best to go back to the old school.

That is all well and good... but I don't think Mr. Ortega in the article has the genealogy. That is the broader point for people who are not nincompoops.

Thanks Corkiphas.

#64 | Posted by ExpsRedemption

hmmm this guy is hispanic, so his ancestors came from spain, who were invaded by African Moors, who quite easily have taken a jewish slave or spouse at some point.

is expscrement expressing some sort of subtle racism?

If he was thirty years older he look like a TEa Bagger.

#67 | Posted by danni at 2011-11-18 04

you STILL dont get it do you sweety...

if he was 30 years older he might have paid taxes and actually contributed to society and the tax base that he and others like him want to just take and take without putting anything in

AND AS de tocqueville put it so long ago.

'Democracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word, equality. But notice the difference: while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude.'

AND QUITE POSSIBLY the most important quote for the future of this once great republic

A democratic government is the only one in which those who vote for a tax can escape the obligation to pay it. '

AND YES I Know he's not some coonass from louisanna...

Just wanted to make sure it wasn't one of our 80 year olds here, who might use that term if they were excited.

WOW...look at this...truth and 101 are talking about anal sex and IM QUOTING de tocqueville

sometime I amaze even myself..

HASTA LAREDO...

Yeah, they can afford shampoo.

#70 | Posted by wisgod

And scooters.

#71 | Posted by donnerboy

And pay toilets unlike your side that is more than happy with a sidewalk and a hand.

Yup, religious indoctrination (brain washing), same as political indoctrination (brain washing).

Both have their radical believers in their own propaganda.

Ain't it a beautiful thing.

"No one could have predicted that some mentally unstable kid would take all this anti-government demonization of the President seriously enough to put a bullet through the resident's window at the WH."
- Con D. Lice

but I don't think Mr. Ortega in the article has the genealogy

Don't know about the genealogy part but I do know he was a democrat.

He had a job. Didn't like working for a living. Quit his job to start a profession where people would just pay him 10% of their earning to "worship" him and the rest is history. I'm not so sure the whole dying part was planned though.

Just like Democrats today. Why work when we can get Republicans to work and pay taxes to support us.

Now maybe you fruitcakes will leave the Jews alone and blame the real culprits.

COME ON GIRLS AND BOYS

THIS DESERVES A REPEAT

truth and 101 are talking about anal sex and IM QUOTING de tocqueville

have a great weekend...

afkababble, posting a non-sequitor is nothing to be proud of.

and I dont believe 101 or I were talking about anal sex

so, now you have been acknowledged as the ignoramus you are

carry on.

-but I do know he was a democrat

"A person in Idaho who knows him told federal agents that Ortega had become agitated against the federal goverment and was convinced there was a government conspiracy against him, FBI Agent Chris Ormerod said in an affidavit filed in federal court.

The witness told agents Ortega wanted to "hurt" Obama and referred to him as "the anti-Christ." Another witness told investigators Ortega said he "needed to kill" Obama, Ormerod said.

A third witness, who has known Ortega for more than six years, said Ortega owns an assault weapon with a scope, Ormerod said in the affidavit. Ortega blamed Obama for problems with the federal goverment and believed Obama is the devil, the witness told federal agents."

Yeah, he was a Democrat.

What a loon. Is your John Birch Society membership up to date?

"if he was 30 years older he might have paid taxes and actually contributed to society and the tax base that he and others like him want to just take and take without putting anything in" Yeah he might have paid in some taxes but certainly not enough to avoid leaving the youth of today saddled with 15 trillion in debts, something our parents dertainly did not do to us.

Maybe he'll explain why he keeps telling all those loons to run for the GOP.

And pay toilets unlike your side that is more than happy with a sidewalk and a hand.

#78 | Posted by wisgod

They have Depends, dummy.

sounds like a rightwing religious homegrown terrorist to me.

Time to take away a few more rights

She has an entire cable channel now.

#47 | Posted by rcade at 2011-11-18 03:47 PM | Reply | Flag: DVRs it all the time

And pay toilets unlike your side that is more than happy with a sidewalk and a hand.

#78 | Posted by wisgod

They have Depends, dummy.

#87 | Posted by northguy3

pay toilets and Depends are the same thing to Wissy.

Wissy uses the new Pay-Depends?

when are we going to talk about the real issue here?

Who Pooped on the Bank?

he isn't. we all know the second coming is black

-Danni

'bout time the MSM starting reporting Messiah on Messiah crime. Oscar's lawyers should file for a change of venue. He doesn't have a Holy Ghost of a chance in D.C.

Lib shooter "Jesus" also rants about war for oil. Also pissed Obama gets credit being Messiah by his lib friends.

Also pissed Obama gets credit being Messiah by his lib friends.

#95 | Posted by KBM

Funny how the only people calling Obama the Messiah are right wing nut cases like KBM and this lunatic who thinks he is Jesus.

Now maybe you fruitcakes will leave the Jews alone...

I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for that if I were you.......

#96 | Posted by donnerboy at 2011-11-18 05:05 PM | Reply | Flag: isn't even embarrased by his obvious worshipping of Obama

I don't think this guy is Jesus.

FF for Stir--lol

I think you may be on to something...

Hay if the generic republican is polling higher than Obama can you imagin how a Name Brand canned fruit would do?

-Lib shooter "Jesus"

Yes, he was shooting at a Lib, no, he is not a Lib.

See #85

Or did you mean Jesus was a Lib and did shooters at the Wedding Party?

(you never know with klownboundman)

=a Name Brand canned fruit

I think you'd poll between somewhere between Rick Santorum and the Zombie Anita Bryant.

Orange Juice lady would eat your lunch, though, dead or alive.

OMG! It's Alive!!

Wow

I thought David Koresh was Jesus? Janet Reno showed him.

#96 | Posted by donnerboy at 2011-11-18 05:05 PM | Reply | Flag: isn't even embarrased by his obvious worshipping of Obama

#98 | Posted by eberly

I don't worship anyone.

I am an agnostic.

The MSM was restrained this and didn't immediately say or print that he was a conservative, Republican or right winger. Or blame his actions on talk radio or Fox.

adds new meaning yo what would Jesus Do?

LOL, and I am Napoleon. This guy is just another mentally ill person, used by the Marxists to attack this country. Great job, only you lose the complete argument. Move on.

Gee, every president has faced these same mentally ill folks. But, as soon as one claims or says the word Jesus, you fools are all over it. What a bunch of morons. Shows how mentally ill you are.

**** Oscar Ramiro Ortega_Hernandez...Another Classic GRADUATE of the CIA's MK Ultra Program....or is that Robotagram!!!

NO! I am JESUS! You always get to be JESUS! Let someone else have a chance! It's my turn!

Yep, this regular FOX-NEWS viewer has watched one too many episodes of Glenn Beck.

Well Jesus,

I hope you have perfected walking thru walls so to ease your 10-20 year stay at Saint E's.