This is the last thing we need right now. If intelligent life is found outside earth then Liberals will no doubt make it an issue worthy of political correctness and they will try to get those aliens to vote for them. Fuck them. I am a human supremacist.

#2...something about Buffalo Bob...
Posted by Everybody.

Kidding Bob, just wanted to beat the Bob Mob.

Well Mitch, we already know there is no intelligent life in the Republicon party.

"Fuck them. I am a human supremacist."

An atheist? I'm surprised.

Cool!

danni, do you want these illegal aliens from outer space to come here and take our jobs? And what if they want more than our jobs? What if they want some living room because they are running out of room in their crowded planet?

726, the principles of the Democatic party are completely alien. It seems that these clowns in DC sometimes have their heads in the clouds with the shitty laws they pass.

726, the principles of the Democatic party are completely alien.

I am well aware that democracy and common sense is alien to you.

#7 | Posted by mitch

I'm down for some alien pussy maybe I'll start smuggling them in for trade.

#9

You see? These aliens are taking jobs away from hard-working human hookers. What a damned disgrace!

I am well aware that democracy and common sense is alien to you.

#8 | Posted by 726

America is a Republic not a Democracy and elites have no common sence. Hence the popular uprising against Dems and even against some Reps.

"Strange Signal Comes From Alien Planet, Scientist Says"

"I know the scientist, and when he first announced it, I asked him for the details, and he wouldn't send them to me," astronomer and SETI pioneer Frank Drake told SPACE.com. "I'm very suspicious."

Drake is credited with conducting the first search for signals from extraterrestrial intelligences 50 years ago as part of what was then called Project Ozma. He coined the famed Drake Equation to calculate the number (N) of alien civilizations with whom we might be able to communicate.

Further study would perhaps confirm or deny the supposed observation, but Drake thinks that the claim is likely a dubious one.

Congrats on the touchdown Mitch!

Further study would perhaps confirm or deny the supposed observation, but Drake thinks that the claim is likely a dubious one.

#12 | Posted by Zatoichi

I read that. It reminded me of the movie Contact.

Kidding Bob, just wanted to beat the Bob Mob.

#2 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2010-10-12 01:23 PM

Don't be surprised when BuffaloBob ends up getting the last laugh!

There's just too many reported incidents of UFOs seen by credible witnesses (military and experienced commercial pilots, etc.) to brush off the very real possibility of intelligent life form existing beyond our planet Earth.

There's just too many reported incidents of UFOs seen by credible witnesses (military and experienced commercial pilots, etc.) to brush off the very real possibility of intelligent life form existing beyond our planet Earth.

#15 | Posted by CalifChris

Most people go through life staring at the ground or at the TV. Very few people stare at the night's sky so I wouldn't be surprised if UFO's were real. Having said that, most of us who do tend to drink while we are looking up at the stars so there's no telling what we'll see.

"Implement Plan 9..."

but Drake thinks that the claim is likely a dubious one.

#12 | Posted by Zatoichi

My question would be were we able to glean any "intelligence" from the signal? If not, well, keep looking it is only a matter if Time.

My other thought was that if we were able to actually glean some intelligence from the signal you and I would have probably never heard about it. They would have kept it secret so as not to panic the Christians.

"The technology had now advanced so far as to build portable
invisibility machines about the size of a briefcase. Bielek
shows a photo of President Bush and a secret service man
fishing in a stream. Along side of Bush is a fishing pole
just floating in mid air as if someone was there holding the
rod, but we can't see him. This is allegedly to be a third,
"invisible", secret service man."

These aliens are taking jobs away from hard-working human hookers. What a damned disgrace!

#10 | Posted by mitch at 2010-10-12 01:40 P

You're so right, Mitch, and unfair to human "ladies of the evening everywhere"!

Congrats on the touchdown Mitch!

#13 | Posted by Manypaths at 2010-10-12 01:44 PM

"There's just too many reported incidents of UFOs seen by credible witnesses (military and experienced commercial pilots, etc.) to brush off the very real possibility of intelligent life form existing beyond our planet Earth."

Two different issues. Is there life on other planets is one issue. Have creatures from other planets visited our planet is another issue.

I saw a UFO for 29 straight days. On the 30th, there was finally someone next to me when I saw the white light sail across the sky. I pointed to it and said "do you see that?" The guy standing next to me said "what, the satellite?"

For 29 days it was a UFO per definition. On day 30, it was identified.

Go to Kauai on the beach & hang out...lots of 'satelites' to be seen there:>)

do you want these illegal aliens from outer space to come here and take our jobs? And what if they want more than our jobs? What if they want some living room because they are running out of room in their crowded planet?

#7 | Posted by mitch

How about if they come here just to have sexy relations with our womyns 'cause, y'a know, Earth girls are easy? Well known across the quadrant. And what if they're green and hung like giant alien donkeys? Huh? Huh?

Would kinda make the whole gay thing pale in comparison.

Two different issues. Is there life on other planets is one issue. Have creatures from other planets visited our planet is another issue.

#22 | Posted by Sully at 2010-10-12 02:54 PM

I think that is why the term "intelligent life form" is usually used when speaking of the possibility of extraterrestrials. There would obviously have to exist an life form of the highest degree of intelligence to be able to have the ability to build a mode of transportation to travel to another planet. Not so with, say, a life form found on another planet with the same IQ as a petunia found here on Earth.

There's just too many reported incidents of UFOs seen by credible witnesses (military and experienced commercial pilots, etc.) to brush off the very real possibility of intelligent life form existing beyond our planet Earth.

#15 | Posted by CalifChris

But every single one of them damn UFOs is equipped with an FFG (Fuzzy Field Generator), required by intergalactic law for all interplanetary and interstellar spacecraft, so a single clear picture can never, ever be taken of one of the craft despite the billions of cameras out there in the hands of humans. The FFG is 100% effective and never fails. And indeed the ships themselves are also incredibly well designed and constructed, and there have only been a couple of rumored failures resulting in crash landings on the surface of the planet. So proof positive of alien incursions can never be presented, and always remains in the realm of hearsay, cheap documentaries, and "factual" stories from seemingly credible witnesses, who, despite the obvious earnestness in their voices, cannot produce a single shred of tangible evidence.

Not so with, say, a life form found on another planet with the same IQ as a petunia found here on Earth.

#26 | Posted by CalifChris

A single bee or ant, by itself, aint' to smart. By itself.

But a hive...

The Hive...

Brother Earth" by Carolyn Cherry (copyrighted 1976) is great read for those who might be into story line scenarios of abandoned/lost humans with their advance weapons on an alien planet after our planet has been destroyed years before via planetary warfare:>)

A shred of evidence?...how about Saturn's rings being relics of past planetary warfare between Jupiter & sature ? lol

"Strange Signal Comes From Alien Planet"

It was Mork bouncing a signal off hans's tinfoil hat telling him to gargle with "toilet water", but hans, being so intelligent, ignored the message and instead continued to gargle with Miller's Lite.

Ah, I'm always bemused by the tinfoil allusion...did you know Edition used tinfoil to record on on...lol

"I think that is why the term "intelligent life form" is usually used when speaking of the possibility of extraterrestrials. There would obviously have to exist an life form of the highest degree of intelligence to be able to have the ability to build a mode of transportation to travel to another planet. Not so with, say, a life form found on another planet with the same IQ as a petunia found here on Earth."

Intelligent or not, it would be very difficult for them to get here.

Ah, I'm always bemused by the tinfoil allusion...did you know Edition used tinfoil to record on on...lol

Edison didn't wrap it around his head, dimwit.

You remind me of an high school classmate. The guy dropped out of college to play in a band, eat acid, and marinate his brain in a bunch of cool-sounding but incredibly stupid metaphysical mumbo jumbo. Now he chases solar eclipses.

You remind me of an high school classmate. The guy dropped out of college to play in a band, eat acid, and marinate his brain in a bunch of cool-sounding but incredibly stupid metaphysical mumbo jumbo. Now he chases solar eclipses.

#34 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2010-10-12 04:14 PM

Zombie ~ I glad your H1N1 is acting up again! Did you get your monthly deposit yet from your pharm vac buddy's yet:>)

Intelligent or not, it would be very difficult for them to get here.
#33 | POSTED BY SULLY

especially since they are already here, I suppose...

Intelligent or not, it would be very difficult for them to get here.

#33 | Posted by Sully

Not necessarily. Once the appropriate tech is in place to do that sort of thing.

Go back in time to the mid 1800s and tell them folks you could go from coast to coast in 7 hours, they'd lock you up.

He sounds happy.

He's the happiest, poorest waste of potential I've ever met.

"There would obviously have to exist an life form of the highest degree of intelligence to be able to have the ability to build a mode of transportation to travel to another planet."

Unless that life form by design didn't need a vehicle for space travel. If it could traverse space on it's own, it wouldn't have to be any more intelligent than FWTHOM.

it wouldn't have to be any more intelligent than FWTHOM.

#40 | Posted by REDIAL

There goes the neighborhood.

Hot alien female

... looks like this... I certainly hope you'll do the honorable thing and pull over to the curb to let her out and let her know you have no intention of paying for her services.

#20 | Posted by CalifChris

Not a chance Chris I'd propose to that in a heartbeat!

#20 - ha ha, CalifChris.
Mmmm.... 50% more boobie! lol

When don't often see UFO's because the simple act of observing them, changes them.

The quantum information travels backwards in time to a point just before you "saw" the craft and collapses into an alternate reality in which you don't "see" the craft.

When don't often see UFO's because the simple act of observing them, changes them.
The quantum information travels backwards in time to a point just before you "saw" the craft and collapses into an alternate reality in which you don't "see" the craft.
#45 | Posted by BENDOR at 2010-10-13 10:16 AM | Reply | Flag:

Why, what else? "Newsworthy," of course.
~ Professor Irwin Corey

When don't often see UFO's because the simple act of observing them, changes them.

The quantum information travels backwards in time to a point just before you "saw" the craft and collapses into an alternate reality in which you don't "see" the craft.

#45 | Posted by BENDOR

For some reason though, certain people have less affect of the craft than others do. Which accounts for at least some of the sightings.

I'd tell you of my own while in the U.S. Navy; but there's no way you'd believe me anyway. So, I'll keep my testimony to myself (for now).

When all of this is deciphered it will probably be an alien television commercial with a stronger signal and louder than regular alien programming

"Repo Man"
In a vacant lot, under a bridge. . .

Miller: A lot of people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give you an example, show you what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like plate or shrimp or plate of shrimp out of the blue no explanation. No point in looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

Otto: You eat a lot of acid Miller, back in the hippie days?

Miller: I'll give you another instance. You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now. Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda triangles,UFO's, how the Mayans invented television. That kind of thing.

Otto: I don't read them books.

Miller: Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine. People get so hung up on specifics. They miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something. There had to be a time when there was no people. Right?

Otto: Yeah. I guess.

Miller: Well where did all these people come from? hmmm? I'll tell you where. The future. Where did all these people disappear to? hmmm?

Otto: The past?

Miller: That's right and how did they get there?

Otto: How the fuck (hell) do I know?

Miller: Flying saucers. Which are really? Yeah you got it. Time machines. I think a lot about this kind of stuff. I do my best thinking on the bus. That how come I don't drive, see?

Otto: You don't even know how to drive.

Regular folks observing UFO's for the first, or even subsequent times must be a lot like quantum physicists..

..who witness quantum entanglement for the first time.

Totally baffling. No good explanation suffices.

I personally controlled an air to air intercept of a UFO over SOCAL. The pilot was a 28 year Navy Captain and squadron commander with thousands of hours behind the wheel.

You should have heard him screaming and crying on the radio..I'm engaged, I'm engaged..holy moth..

I'll never forget that moment. I've never heard the voice of somebody so terrified.

America is a Republic not a Democracy and elites have no common sence.

#11 | Posted by mitch at 2010-10-12 01:41 PM

So a Republic, which, by definition, is run by elites is ...

A strange and alien signal mentioned on FOXNEWS? Isn't that just blatant self-promotion?

I wrote a short story about the SOCAL UFO incident. If there were a way to post it here, I'd consider doing it. Especially if I thought somebody might enjoy reading it.

I would!

Do you mind if it's chopped up into short, DR compatible segments?

If not, I'm off to the dentist right now. But I return I will start!

Tell 'em you want to be snowed. It'll help with the story.

The See'r
(first paste)

The whistle from the distant lumber mill sounded clearly in the late afternoon as Andy Cline walked out the door. Leaving his office right on time he was headed to the meeting place. His footsteps echoed off the smooth walls as he walked between the buildings and down the clean sidewalk towards the tree line where he was supposed to meet them. Dressed exactly as instructed, he hurried forward.

The huge technology park where Andy worked for 21.3, Inc, a Department of Defense contractor, was situated in the middle of a thick stand of second growth timber. Newly constructed, raw dirt still separated the buildings from the mostly pine forest towering above. The height of the thin emaciated looking evergreens was exaggerated because the site was located in a shallow depression within the trees. Only the north side of the park which faced the Highway 99 was clear of the wild brambles.
Reaching the end of the cement walk, Andy looked southwest towards the far corner of the property. There, nearly hidden at the top of the slope in the line of trees he spotted someone who had to be Dave. His waved hello was immediately returned in confirmation. Andy started walking towards him.

Although the letter Andy received several days earlier did not really tell him much, it was enough. The letter had several very curious features and was unlike any he had ever received before. Greatly intrigued, Andy felt strangely compelled to oblige the author or authors, whoever they were.

Who in the hell secures envelopes with wax seals in this day and age? Why? The envelope and letter, which appeared to be constructed from home-made paper, were written with pencil in neat block-style handwriting. There was no postage stamp affixed to the envelope. The senders obviously preferring to have the postal clerk in Crescent City, California, stamp it with a First Class mark instead. The whole thing was purposefully old-tech and very strange.

Why was he told to go out and buy all new clothes, even socks and underwear, for this meeting? His cell phone, car keys, wallet, wristwatch, wedding ring, even the letter itself, all safely secured back in the top drawer of his desk, just like he had been told to do. Andy was aware that finger prints and dental work would be the only way to identify him if something bad awaited him in the forest. It wasn't only intrigue though. Andy's interest in meeting the strangers was also because of what the letter did say.

The person who wrote the letter seemed to have answers and, perhaps even plausible explanations to a strange incident that happened to him while at sea over three years ago. More preciously, the incident happened to an entire Navy Strike Group including a nuclear powered aircraft carrier and several escort ships. The weirdness of that event still defied Andy's logic and reasoning. Besides, the author obviously knew exactly who he was. If he was wanted dead, Andy would be easy to find and kill.

The Navy uniforms Andy once wore so proudly were all now retired, resting undisturbed in the back corner of his closet. All exchanged for shirts and ties like he was wearing now. Andy liked the business look but hated the ties, even now reaching up and loosening the fancy red one he was wearing. The brand new dress shirt was stiff in the collar and kept snagging the tiny but painful hair stubble around his throat. Irritated, Andy swore that if he ever made it to heaven he would look up the guy that invented ties. As Andy got closer, a second person emerged from the woods. The pair walked slowly towards him now.
Andy studied the two figures as he drew closer. Still a hundred yards away, he could already see the ruddy determined look that people get after walking great distances. Or hiking, as they appeared to have been doing. They were dressed in outdoor clothing and carried backpacks.

(second paste to follow..)

The See'r
(second paste)

Standing directly in front of them now, he saw that his initial impression was accurate. Although looking relatively new, their earth-toned clothing was damp and dirty from exposure to the elements. They both wore week-old beards, and radiated that peculiar pungent smell of the outdoors. Andy thought about offering to take them home and letting them get cleaned up, maybe later.

"Hi. I'm Andy," offering his hand instead.

The man who had returned his wave from the tree line was on his right and a little closer to him. Very slowly he grabbed Andy's hand as if to shake it. As he did this he carefully studied Andy's entire arm, then his wrist, and finally his hand turning it over slightly. The man had an expression of awe, or maybe it was deep concern.

"I'm Dave," the man finally replied in a clear voice.

Dave had shoulder length blond hair and stood about five feet nine inches with a moderate build. The other man was quite a bit bigger with short brown hair, his powerful frame barely hidden under the bulky outdoor wear. The larger man kept his eyes downcast and had yet to look Andy in the eye. Although both men could have both passed for an Earth First, or other eco-organization members that were prevalent in the area, Andy sensed that they both possessed a keen intelligence. These men were definitely not doped out hippies - for some reason he had the definite impression they were highly educated and had a very sober purpose for coming here.

"Were you waiting for me long?"

"Twenty-six minutes," replied Dave dryly. It was no attempt at humor. "Sorry we look and smell so rough. We hiked for two weeks to get here," he continued as they both removed their packs, placing them on the ground where they stood.

"Shouldn't we go somewhere to talk? My house isn't far."
"No! We have to do this right here, right now!" Dave replied right away, a sudden edge of fear in his voice. "Sorry … I'm sorry. Hopefully this will all make a little more sense soon," he added after seeing Andy step back in alarm.

Dave's eyes again communicated that strange look of awe and respect. Andy relaxed a little at the man's sincere look and apology. Dave must have understood Andy's concern though, they were sure to be noticed sitting here completely exposed on the dirt embankment. One man in shirt and tie, the others dressed like eco-terrorists. If Andy's co-workers saw them they might even come over to see what was going on.

"Your right Andy, we have a small camp set up back in the trees. Let's go there," Dave offered with his palms held up in the universal sign of peace.

Both men then shouldered their backpacks and headed back towards the tree line. Andy hesitantly followed them after briefly glancing back towards his office, the direction of any would-be escape route.

(more to follow..)

#11 :

"America is a Republic not a Democracy and elites have no common sence."...

Well, since we are dealing with semantics here, America is neither a republic nor a democracy nor a country. America is a landmass containg two continents. The United States of America is the nation. Yes, it is a republic....which is another way of saying it's a representative democracy. I'm not sure you realize the contradiction in your comment that "elites have no common sence (sic)". If I assume that you are advocating the republic/representative democracy idea over a pure democracy (where everyone would vote on every issue), then you are advocating the system we were given where "elites" are elected to represent the masses.

Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All the money we have spent on that program has finaly paid off.

Odumbo can claim that these aliens are the ones funding the Chamber of Commerce.

A strange and alien signal mentioned on FOXNEWS? Isn't that just blatant self-promotion?

#52 | POSTED BY NORTHGUY3 AT 2010-10-13 10:45 AM | REPLY | FLAG:

The truth would be a strange alien message from Fuxnews.

This is the last thing we need right now. If intelligent life is found outside earth then Liberals will no doubt make it an issue worthy of political correctness and they will try to get those aliens to vote for them. Fuck them. I am a human supremacist.

#1 | POSTED BY MITCH AT

Yayyyyyyyyy, way to go Mitch, you are on a roll. You could be the dumbest guy on DR. Keep up the hard work.

(ninth paste..)

(more to follow..)

#72 | Posted by BENDOR at 2010-10-13 12:33 PM

Begging for a 21 day vacation. POST A LINK and don't kill a thread.

The See'r
(tenth paste..)

"I'm listening," replied Andy.

"My field is mathematics and I'm probably the world's foremost authority on the esoteric math involved in quantum physics. Quite simply, we are here because the government refuses to listen to our warnings. They want to use you, and so did we at first, to assist them in quantum experiments. The fact is that this research is so new that until very recently nobody understood how to best make use of your abilities. Andy, you have been under constant observation by the government for several months now, as insurance to your safety. They were still trying to figure out the best way to approach you, but we managed to get to you first." Dr. Johnson paused searching Andy's face for questions. Seeing none, he continued.

"You see, although a See'r would enable never before possible observation of quantum experiments, you also have another ability that was never anticipated - not even by our … our friends. It was a surprise to everyone that See'r's, apparently, also have the ability to invoke alternate realties. Worse, the mathematical models strongly suggest there is no limit on the magnitude of those events should they occur. In other words Andy, given the wrong laboratory experiment you could unintentionally replace a city, the entire world, or even the entire universe with another reality. Basically, we could very easily fuck up and unleash the power of the Big Bang itself! If you so much as gain the awareness of the alternate reality by observing the unreal twin pairs of quantum particles like you did three years ago, the co-realities could immediately trade places with each other. Everything and everybody could simply disappear in the wink of an eye! The problem is that we have no way of knowing which experiments would be completely benign and which ones would result in disaster, the science is just too new. The government seems quite willing to play with fire, Dr. Campbell, I, and certain others of like mind, aren't. We made the decision to give up our lives if necessary in order to warn you."

"But how can you be so certain that I have this … this thing?" asked Andy, now convinced his so-called gift was a curse.

"Yes, your other question," answered Dr. Johnson thoughtfully.

"Andy, we have a test we want you to take that will answer that question beyond any possible doubt," continued the doctor.
Dr. Johnson opened his backpack and pulled out a silver attaché case. Opening the box he removed a device that resembled an oversize pair of sunglasses. He also removed a handheld device that looked like an iPod player.

(more to follow..)

The See'r
(eleventh paste..)

"This device was given to us by some friends of ours. They designed it to test for Ideal Observers. Although not quite quantum experiments, the mathematical models that run on this device are very close approximations of them. The test subject simply dons the device and the test begins. As each math model runs, each step in the math problem gets represented by a three dimensional fractal image looking a lot like a Windows computer screensaver. This process simulates the act of observing the quantum experiment, without the danger involved with the real thing. When the current question is finished, the answer will be represented by an everyday object. Like a cat, a banana, a lamp, or a boat - could be anything. The test subject simply says aloud the image they see," explained Dr. Johnson. He paused to see if Andy was following this explanation.

"Then, the next problem will start. Each math model is repeated at least twice randomly. An Ideal Observer will observe the same result time after time because they are able to do so without introducing observer perturbations. A non-Ideal Observer would never be able to observe the same result because the perturbations they introduce always change the final outcome. It is impossible to cheat or guess correctly because the odds of it happening are simply astronomical – no pun intended," he finished. Dr. Johnson's eyes twinkled with humor in the glow of the camp lights.

Andy looked at both of the doctors and then reached out for the headset. Dr. Johnson got up and helped Andy set it comfortably on his head. Immediately, the test began.

"Shoe … fence … baseball … ship … bat … fence," Andy continued for several minutes as he observed the colorful and strangely beautiful images, each one followed by a common object. Quite suddenly the view inside the headset device went dark and he felt hands removing the device.

"Well?" inquired Andy after seeing Dr. Campbell standing beside him with the headset in hand.

Dr. Johnson simply turned the iPod looking device so that Andy could see the display. It read 47 / 47 in large green numbers. The doctor's satisfied expression told the rest of the story.

"What should I do?' asked Andy sadly. He knew his life was over. There was no where he could hide from this, hide from them, and he knew that too.

"We can only tell you what we would do," replied Dr. Campbell solemnly.

"Andy, we may have a way out of this if you're willing to play along."
In the glow of the camp lights, Andy could see that both doctors were grinning ear to ear. At that moment, as if an electrical storm had just passed overhead, the clean crisp smell of ozone suddenly invaded the scent of pine.

"Oh my god," was all Andy could manage when a new presence suddenly joined them in the small clearing.

How many light years is this planet from us? A respectable distance and if it's really run by Republican life forms, all sentient beings will have been wiped out by the time their signals reach Palin, Beck and Newtie. herm

Kanrei, if at least one of you read and enjoy my story I'm prepared to go on that vacation.

Thanks for the support!

#78 | Posted by BENDOR

Hey stupid, if we want to read the book you've posted we'll follow a LINK. Thanks for ruining a thread.

Hey stupid, if we want to read the book you've posted we'll follow a LINK. Thanks for ruining a thread.

#80 | Posted by Whatsleft

I have no link. I will not do it again though. Too many pouty folks complaining.

Next time, you can buy or write your own books!

Kanrei, if at least one of you read and enjoy my story I'm prepared to go on that vacation.

Thanks for the support!

#79 | Posted by BENDOR at 2010-10-13 01:12 PM

Nobody will, but congrats on making a thread about you. Your ego will sleep well tonight.

Garbage:
Just a swt up for the conspiracies "ufo brings back christ" takeover of the world.
rediculous
people on other lanets dont have technology or lasers, they dont need them. They travel by thought.

I have no link. I will not do it again though. Too many pouty folks complaining.

Next time, you can buy or write your own books!

#81 | Posted by BENDOR

Then next time do it with your own thread, and we can choose if we want to read that.

Desiphering is difficult, the team can't figure out whether the message is "Allah is the only God and Mohamad is his prophet" or "If you act now you can get two sqeegees for only $19.95 (plus shipping and handling)"

Sham-Wow!

If not, I'm off to the dentist right now. But I return I will start!

#56 | Posted by BENDOR at 2010-10-13 11:04 AM

The See'r
(first paste)

(second paste to follow..)

#58 | Posted by BENDOR at 2010-10-13 11:09 AM

So either you really meant... as soon as one person gives me permission ...or that was the shortest fucking dentist appointment ever.

Yes; only a couple of minutes to check up post-tooth extraction/bridge work.

If it were a pro-gay piece, Kanrei would be thrilled with my post..lol..get a life dude.

Doc wanted to read it so now he can. I don't care what you think about it.

f it were a pro-gay piece, Kanrei would be thrilled with my post..lol..get a life dude.

Doc wanted to read it so now he can. I don't care what you think about it.

#89 | Posted by BENDOR at 2010-10-13 04:27 PM

So it this a strawman or is he calling me a fag? Both are pathetic and about what I expect from Bendor, but I would like to know how to score it at home.

So it this a strawman or is he calling me a fag? Both are pathetic and about what I expect from Bendor, but I would like to know how to score it at home.

#90 | Posted by kanrei

A strawman of course. Relax, I'm just funnin' with you. I accept and appreciate your consul and will not paste like that again.

You should know by now that name-calling is not one of my things. Sorry if I offended you though.

Fiction; except the parts that aren't.

However, in my own, although admittedly weak defense, I would just like to relay the following concerning my-error-in-posting judgment.

You now have my direct testimony about the true existence of UFO's. Believe me or not, and I could not blame you in the least if that's the case, they most definitely exist.

And since UFO's do exist, I find the discovery of 851g highly relevant to my personal testimony.

I used fiction when writing the story to protect the careers of those still in uniform.

Want to know something else?, hard evidence of this event still exists as well. I know for a fact that not all of the electronic media was confiscated, destroyed?, in time.

Unfortunately, as far as I know at least, it remains on the classified computer at my old job.

Sometimes I wish I weren't so god-damned honest! I mean, gun camera infrared and TV video of a UFO intercept on .mpg? Wow. I mean, just wow. This particular video clip featured the UFO conducting a Star-Trek-Enterprise-like evasive maneuver. A furry glow on IR, zorching off! suddenly, trailing light like a comet before the sun.

Truly flabbergastic. And a real-life event that still kicks my ass to this day.

And they say to never speak of the devil!

UFO's are just psy-ops fake outs.
Just hypnotic events and devilish apparitions.

Cant have space ships traveling between stars, takes too much power
16,000 tons of antimater to get a vw bug to alpha centauri in 4 years.
32,000 tons antimatter to get it there in 30 years
100 thousand tons of antimatter to get a vw bug to alpha in 10 years

The velocities would be so high that a minute space dust would explode the craft.

watching too much star trek

UFO's are just psy-ops fake outs.
Just hypnotic events and devilish apparitions.

Cant have space ships traveling between stars, takes too much power
16,000 tons of antimater to get a vw bug to alpha centauri in 4 years.
32,000 tons antimatter to get it there in 30 years
100 thousand tons of antimatter to get a vw bug to alpha in 10 years

The velocities would be so high that a minute space dust would explode the craft.

watching too much star trek

#95 | Posted by richardrhine

The quantum information for all that stuff though can travel those distances instantly. Even from opposite ends of the universe.

Your spot-on example is from the world of Newtonian physics. Where Einsteins theory of General Relativity rules the day.

At least some of the phenomena being witnessed, whether you accept the fact or not, is not from "this world". Quite literally in fact. I believe it to be from the quantum world.

You see? These aliens are taking jobs away from hard-working human hookers. What a damned disgrace!

#10 | Posted by mitch

They're only doing the job that earthlings are unwilling to do; have sex with you.

You now have my direct testimony about the true existence of UFO's. Believe me or not, and I could not blame you in the least if that's the case, they most definitely exist.

#84 | Posted by BENDOR

Uh-huh...

UFO = Unidentified Flying Object.

Yes, UFOs exist. Objects in the sky that seem to be flying and nobody can identify them. Nor seemingly can anybody get a clear, definitive, indisputable picture of one, despite your story. With my non-special Canon digicam, I can take a picture of an airliner flying overhead at 35,000 feet and it can be clearly identified from the pic what type of aircraft it is. Yet despite all the billions of cameras on the planet, not a single picture has ever been presented anywhere about which one can say: "Yep, that is definitely an spacecraft from another planet. We are not alone" Not one.

Unfortunately, the abbreviation "UFO" has been rendered synonymous with some sort of crewed craft.

What we do have is lots of naturally occurring phenomena that though observed cannot be explained.

Show me the live CNN coverage of an ET craft landing on the White House lawn and taking Obama back to wherever he came from and I'll be a believer.

Yes, UFOs exist. Objects in the sky that seem to be flying and nobody can identify them. Nor seemingly can anybody get a clear, definitive, indisputable picture of one, despite your story.

#89 | Posted by ZOT

Did it ever occur to you that there may be a reason for that?

Would it be at least reasonable to suspect that vehicles, such as they exist, and apparently so highly advanced, may indeed have advanced technology onboard?

The simple act of preventing you from snapping a photo of them ain't shit. Not by half.

Here's your first stumper. Is the UFO in your non-special Canon digicam example above, in a wave state or a particle state? And if a wave, how would a non-special Canon digicam camera be able to record such an image?

I'd love to see your face when you finally see your own. And you will.

You will.

Show me the live CNN coverage of an ET craft landing on the White House lawn and taking Obama back to wherever he came from and I'll be a believer.

#89 | Posted by ZOT

I've had just that type of an experience. Along with hundreds of other U.S. Navy personnel.

We intercepted self-aware objects. That much is indisputable; at least among the Navy witnesses who participated.

Why do we know they were aware? Because things that are not aware also could not respond by engaging a 28-year U.S. Navy captain flying a F/A-18 Super Hornet in an aerial dogfight. Nor too, the other pilots who were also engaged that day by these UFOs.

So you tell me, what did we track on radar and intercept with fighter aircraft in December 2005 off the coast of SOCAL?

What was it we recorded on gun camera tapes? A terrestrial life form; say like a previously undetected form of sea life? Did we see our own machines and technology being tested against us? What?

Did we see our own machines and technology being tested against us?

Probably the best explanation of all...

Would it be at least reasonable to suspect that vehicles, such as they exist, and apparently so highly advanced, may indeed have advanced technology onboard?

#90 | Posted by BENDOR

That's right. As I stated above, they have FFGs (Fuzzy Field Generator).

So you tell me, what did we track on radar and intercept with fighter aircraft in December 2005 off the coast of SOCAL?

#91 | Posted by BENDOR

I have no idea. I have not heard this story. To me, it is just another story with no evidence.

And if this is Classified information, why are you expounding about it on a blog?

"Is the UFO in your non-special Canon digicam example above, in a wave state or a particle state?"

Wave state, particle state. Okay, you use this theoretical stuff in some attempt to prove that you "know" something that the billions of users of cameras out there don't or don't have. And that every single UFO, all of them, is equipped with the FFG, or is traveling "out of phase," or "inter-dimensionally," or some such sci-fi jumbo-mumbo. Human eyes can see it but no type of "commercial" camera - digital, film - can get a clean image. Except of course the gun cams on the F-18. Which you have seen. Which we have not. Which are locked up somewhere. Yeah, yeah, we got y'a.

Along with hundreds of other U.S. Navy personnel.

#91 | Posted by BENDOR

And of course, there is the story of the USS Eldridge. Witnessed by hundreds of U.S. Navy personnel. Recovered alien tech? Fact? Fiction?

I have no idea. I have not heard this story. To me, it is just another story with no evidence.

And if this is Classified information, why are you expounding about it on a blog?

"Is the UFO in your non-special Canon digicam example above, in a wave state or a particle state?"

Wave state, particle state. Okay, you use this theoretical stuff in some attempt to prove that you "know" something that the billions of users of cameras out there don't or don't have. And that every single UFO, all of them, is equipped with the FFG, or is traveling "out of phase," or "inter-dimensionally," or some such sci-fi jumbo-mumbo. Human eyes can see it but no type of "commercial" camera - digital, film - can get a clean image. Except of course the gun cams on the F-18. Which you have seen. Which we have not. Which are locked up somewhere. Yeah, yeah, we got y'a.

#94 | Posted by ZOT

It's okay ZOT. I understand completely your sentiment. I'm still in search of an explanation for what happened myself.

I do not blame you a bit for not believing, or even entertaining the possibility, that my story, and others like, happened. And are happening.

I really can't blame you. In fact, I think you're just being reasonable.

Peace.

Classical, Newtonian physics is reasonable to us.

Oh! by the way, you mentioned above that you hadn't heard the story of the SOCAL UFO incident. Which is not classified, at least as far as I know, at the level of what I do know. You know?

As it happens, and much to the self-righteous, and isn't it a curious thing too that the liberals here are the most doggedly conservative when it comes to painting within the lines on this blog site?, cut the edge instead brother!, but I digress, chagrin of Kanrei, et al.

Anyway, please find my story posted, again in an admittedly rare moment of hasty, and faulty decision-making on my part, further up this threat.

It's called The See'r. You can't miss it. It's fiction; except for the parts that aren't.

{..I apologize in advance Kanrei, for using the obvisously self-promoting bold above!}

And of course, there is the story of the USS Eldridge. Witnessed by hundreds of U.S. Navy personnel. Recovered alien tech? Fact? Fiction?

#95 | Posted by ZOT

We agree. I find the USS Eldridge story every bit as incredulous as you find mine.

Mitchie writes: Fuck them. I am a human supremacist.

the admission that you're any kind of supremacist says it all.

Think of it. Just how much money might one make if they alone possessed alien technologies?

By reverse engineering, and over the course of many decades, generating a steady flow of new technology-enabled products. Growing ever more advanced with time and understanding?

Just think of it.

And now at least you have one reasonable reason why this stuff is apparently being hid from us.

Bendor, I've spent mucho time out in the high desert and the wildernesses of the West. I keep hoping that one evening some traveler may see the light of the campfire and "come on down" for a fireside chat, have a glass of wine, show me around his rig, not stick probes up my bum.

Ain't happened yet. Not even so much as a odd rumble or a strange light, or orbs, or strange sounds coming out of the woods except for thieving raccoons.

It will. I know it will.

I keep hoping that one evening some traveler may see the light of the campfire and "come on down" for a fireside chat, have a glass of wine, show me around his rig, not stick probes up my bum.

Ain't happened yet.

So they show you around the rig and then stick a probe up your bum?

Does he come then probe, or probe then cum?

"The technology had now advanced so far as to build portable
invisibility machines about the size of a briefcase. Bielek
shows a photo of President Bush and a secret service man
fishing in a stream. Along side of Bush is a fishing pole
just floating in mid air as if someone was there holding the
rod, but we can't see him. This is allegedly to be a third,
"invisible", secret service man."

www.aliensurgeon.com

lol

#19 | Posted by Bani at 2010-10-12 02:46 PM | Reply | Flag:

That quote does come off as hilarious, but optical camouflage technology is real. Probably not a lot of secret service guys wearing it to go fishing though.

Try an experiment of your own the next time you're out and about. Don some night-vision and ponder the heavens for awhile.

You may only need to do one other thing though. With an honest, open mind ask yourself what-if.

A funny thing though. Once you do experience what others have been experiencing, life goes on. You'll still go to sleep at your campsite that night and eat breakfast by the grill in the morning. It's no big deal. Can't be. Nobody is going to believe you anyway.

Does he come then probe, or probe then cum?

#104 | Posted by kanrei

Can't say. Don't care. Don't want to know.

Why, you hoping for a visitation and want to get the protocol right?

Can't say. Don't care. Don't want to know.

Why, you hoping for a visitation and want to get the protocol right?

#107 | Posted by ZOT

In his defense I would add that the order of the actions taken during the protocol procedure might just be relevant.

"I personally controlled an air to air intercept of a UFO over SOCAL. The pilot was a 28 year Navy Captain and squadron commander with thousands of hours behind the wheel.
#50 | Posted by BENDOR"

I don't believe you. No person who ever "controlled an air to air intercept" would refer to a pilot of a jet as having thousands of hours "behind the wheel."

"#58 | Posted by BENDOR at 2010-10-13 11:09 AM"

"So either you really meant... as soon as one person gives me permission ...or that was the shortest fucking dentist appointment ever.
#78 | Posted by Whatsleft"

Give him a break, dud. He only has one tooth.

dud=dude.

I don't believe you. No person who ever "controlled an air to air intercept" would refer to a pilot of a jet as having thousands of hours "behind the wheel."

#109 | Posted by mOntecOre

Well, no, other than the fact I did.

I attended Top Gun school at Fallon, NV too. My log book has hundreds of close-controlled intercepts as a US Navy AIC; though admittedly all of the others were of the more conventional variety.

"Charlie, single group, Rock, twenty-eight thousand feet, track south, comair."

But, I do accept your disbelief without concern or any surprise at all.

I simply do not blame you.

In fact, I don't think I'd believe you if you'd said that you believe me.

726, the principles of the Democatic party are completely alien.

I am well aware that democracy and common sense is alien to you.

#8 | Posted by 726

Commonsense is unfortunately not alien to us---we have to regularly read his spittle and drivel on the DR