"Yahshua, who won the Urban X Award for Male Performer of the Year in July, was working with newcomer Bethany Benz for West Coast Productions when things went south. Benz was Caviar on the reality show "For the Love of Ray J."

"She's a newcomer to the game, so I start the scene and I had her in the cowgirl position and it wasn't working out too well. I didn't like it and the producer didn't really like it. So I spun her around for reverse cowgirl because we thought maybe it'd be easier for her because of her height. She's around my height. Then 10 seconds into it, her rhythm wasn't matching with my rhythm. As I put my head to the side to talk to her, the next thing you heard was…[crunch].

"She jumped off and I guess it's the equivalent of going to your backyard, you know how you turn on your garden hose and it sprays out? That's exactly what happened out of my d*ck. It was like five to six people got massacred in the room, not killed, massacred.

"I lost a pint and a half of blood. The reason why I didn't lose consciousness is because I was shocked and I kept on biting my lower lip so I wouldn't fade out."

hahahahahahahahahahaha

IM about to lose consciousness just reading about it

so when you get your penis stitched up...does it have to be hard or if they do it when its flacid..does that mean that you cant pull a boner or you will rip them out..
HEY...these are things a guy has to consider, you know???

Wow,

That sucks.

Now is a good time to have some cosmetic surgery done. Why not?

Damn!!!

...so I start the scene and I had her in the cowgirl position...

"cowgirl"?

I guess it's time for me to wander over to Urban Dictionary again.

HOLY CRAP...Almost everyone that POWER FUCKS gets a bent pecker every now and then and that hurts like hell but a broken dick HOLY CRAP... He does need to think about getting a hard on with stitches in his Wanker...and what about the good morning woody...

I'm jealous. -FrankF2.5

"cowgirl"?

I guess it's time for me to wander over to Urban Dictionary again.

Oh for....

It's when the girl is sitting up and riding the guy who's on his back and she's facing him.

It's for men who are fat, lazy, or out of shape.

It's for men who are fat, lazy, or out of shape.

#9 | Posted by Tosser

I call them fuckups.

I know that my knee that had 6 stitches is much more "sensitive" to damage...so that when I fell on it again, it split WIDE open, requiring MORE stitches...
And thinking of the implications for Senor Broke Shaft...

Porn Star Breaks Penis, Loses 1.5 Pints of Blood 32 stitches

I can't help getting choked up by this story.

~Starvis

It's for men who are fat, lazy, or out of shape.

Or have MS and can't be on top for 45 min.

Oh wait I guess thats probably not an issue for you heck even I could handle being on top for 2 min.

It's also suposed to be good for the girl from what I hear.

Oh wait I guess thats probably not an issue for you heck even I could handle being on top for 2 min.

Oh please! You are talking to a guy whose country wrote the KamaSutra.

Tosser,

That's the ONLY reason for THAT...fat and lazy?

Is it the Muslim part of you--that can't have a woman on top? 'Tis all good for us...read 1 Corinthians 7 or the Song of Solomon.

Tosser doesn't like laying in the dirt.

Oh please! You are talking to a guy whose country wrote the KamaSutra.

I promise the KamaSutra can not compete with nerve damage for staying power.

I can't help getting choked up by this story.
#12 | Posted by Jak_Se_Mao | Flag: FIGURES

There goes my first choice for a partner in "Brokeback Bareback Mountain, Part Deux."

~ Jak S Meow

Somebody throw Sarvis a lifejacket. He's about to go down for the 3rd time.

Speaking of drowning, isn't it a little early in the day for you to be in the tank, Wuss?

Most sex in Pakistan is rape, so it wouldn't make any logistical sense for women to be on top.

Joe, I've told you before.... you don't need to make everything about your family.

Is it the Muslim part of you--that can't have a woman on top?

I wasn't saying that. I was only describing what overweight Americans have to fall back on.

And this guy was very out of shape and had no clue about screwing. Look how the girl "broke" his glass penis. hahahahahahahahahahaha

Jesus is beaming with pride at Kirk's posting of this inspiring story.

!

I was told this story by a guy who ministers to porn stars and prostitutes, angrydad....and the Bible and modern churches are FULL of stories of stupid people and/or sinners doing sinful and foolish things and suffering the consequences of their actions.

If you think churches are full of people without problems, you've misread the Bible AND many Christians; we are a bunch o' pervs and screw-ups whose lives were changed by the power of the resurrected Jesus, not due to our goodness.

Mrs. Oohrah tells me the Cowgirl is really great... and that she and I ought to try it sometime.

Speaking of drowning, isn't it a little early in the day for you to be in the tank, Wuss?

#22 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

Great comeback, Sarvis. I didn't know a "Wild Turkey" could give you posting advice. Sweet, sour or straight? And no, I'm not talking about your sexuality.

Porn Star Breaks Penis, Loses 1.5 Pints of Blood 32 stitches

Son of a Bitch!!! That had to hurt like HELL!

Still obsessing about me-wissy-wussy?

It's for men who are fat, lazy, or out of shape.

or for guys who like to have hands free to do other shit like play with the boobs or manually manipulate the clitoris without having to be an acrobat. It's also not a bad position to use if she's letting you come in through the backdoor for the first time.

and the Bible and modern churches are FULL of stories of stupid people and/or sinners doing sinful and foolish things and suffering the consequences of their actions

You moron, this guy didn't need Jesus. He needed emergency surgery.

the Cowgirl is really great

The Rodeo is better.