I figured this is a subject matter close to many here...
and I know this former porn producer.

so it wasnt a case of his dick falling off?

Show of hands...

How many of you watch porn?
Oh, nobody? Hey, neither do I.

How many of you watch porn?

Only when I am under the influence of an alien wizard's mighty spell.

When I was an Fine Dinning Executive Chef I would get home at night and microwave a Hotpocket for dinner.

When I was a Fly Fishing guide, fishing became work instead of fun.

Knowing this, I would never get into the porn industry.

I didn't, until ManyPaths turned me onto to the free porn at redtube.com. Now I'm addicted, and it's all I do. My wife and kids left me, I got fired for ruining one too many keyboards. On the bright side, MTv has contacted me about doing a TrueLife - I'm Addicted to Porn episode. I can't wait!

Would it not be easier to ask for a show of hand of those who do not ? - lol

Would it not be easier to ask for a show of hand of those who do not ? - lol

Posted by MSgt at 2010-09-01 12:18 PM

Well, the hands of those that do are kind of busy

sorry dean but I dont have another hand available

:)

I only watch porn for probably 2 minutes every other day.

I have a clean conscious! (but ruined keyboard)

#10: You're fast!

Meh, every time I get the urge to check it out, and pull up some vids I just end up disgusted. Most of it is so raunchy and ridiculous. Lingerie, swimsuit, and nude models (not engaging in any sex act) on the other hand give me a rocking boner.

"this model had to undergo surgery to repair the damage done to her body by the scene you just witnessed"

"fap fap fap fap fap"

--Aflac

Porn? I thought it said Corn. Now it makes sense.

the sound of one hand clapping - Fap Fap Fap Fap.

this model had to undergo surgery to repair the damage done to her body by the scene you just witnessed

Hmmm. Sounds like the disclaimer from Andy Warhol's "Frankenstein" from whence this line:

To know death, Otto, you have to fuck life... in the gall bladder!

This dude is a fool. If you can get paid to sexually abuse women you do it no matter what. The idea of a woman crying after getting her back door reamed hard puts a mile wide smile on my face. I would love to shoot porn.

I am convinced that every sexually healthy male with an Internet access occasionally looks at porn (or in the alternative represses the desire). I remember telling my sons when they were teenagers not to get all paranoid about it because it just is not that big a deal so long as mom doesn't catch them. Kind of like smoking marijuana. Just don't get too obsessed with it.

To know death, Otto, you have to fuck life... in the gall bladder!

stop watching me you nasty thing!

#18 | Posted by moder8

Good grief! Did you hand out condoms and refers to them also? What a dad!

I STRONGLY recommmended that they learn about condoms at an early age. And in recent years I never gave either of them a hard time when I found condom wrappers in their bedroom. As for my daughter, I had my sister give her a lengthy talk about protection soon after she became a teenager.

It's known as responsible parenting.

There was a time, but now I'd rather take a nice long nap....

The idea of a woman crying after getting her back door reamed hard puts a mile wide smile on my face.

#17 | Posted by jackass

Who do you think you're kidding son las prostitutas de Nuevo Laredo cry at the mere whiff of your impending cheapskate presence as soon as you cross the border

The porn this guy was making -- filming amateurs off the street doing their first video ever, no matter whether they were attractive or not -- was particularly likely to cause anguish in his participants.

Not to defend porn in general, but if he had been paying the money to film pros in the business, he might have less soul searching to do after he quit.

Another thing... if certain STDs showed up on film, I'd take those out too... such as genital warts or a herpes outbreak. A large percentage of adult performers are affected by STDs of some sort.

What? What did he do? Airbrush them?

Who do you think you're kidding son las prostitutas de Nuevo Laredo cry at the mere whiff of your impending cheapskate presence as soon as you cross the border

#23 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2010-09-01 02:35 PM

BS. I have been known to leave a sawbuck for a tip. You should see their eyes light up when I drop a 10 spot on their chest. They know a high roller when they see it. I'm no 2 dollar tipper.

Hey, no guts, no glory.

"Lingerie, swimsuit, and nude models (not engaging in any sex act) on the other hand give me a rocking boner.
#12 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE"

Maybe it's just the other hand, and not the lingerie, swimsuit, or nude models?

Maybe it's just the other hand, and not the lingerie, swimsuit, or nude models?

#28 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2010-09-01 03:44 PM

He found God and went over to the side that causes the sexual obsession in the first place, he's just sitting on another horse on the same merry-go-round.

I remember telling my sons when they were teenagers not to get all paranoid about it because it just is not that big a deal so long as mom doesn't catch them. Kind of like smoking marijuana. Just don't get too obsessed with it.

#18 | POSTED BY MODER8 AT 2010-09-01 01:52 PM | REPLY | FLAG

I'm curious what you told your wife after your sons defended their stoned-out sex romp over the net "chill Mom, dad said it isn't that big of a deal." seems like a couple of issues y'all ought to be on the same page before the kiddies grow up too much.

According to the article, he quit making porn because G-d personally and physically touched him.

This is an odd thing to read on an ostensibly feminist blog.

Funny how nobody ever checks out internet porn, yet it's a 3.? TRILLION dollar industry globally...

Funny how nobody ever checks out internet porn, yet it's a 3.? TRILLION dollar industry globally...

I check it out. But I can't begin to guess who is responsible for the other 2 trillion

Just like most everything else I steal the porn I look at. I once walked out of a gas station with 8 porno mags under my shirt.

There is plenty of password hack sites available too.

Jackass, you're either psychotic, full of shit or lying. Now, which is it? Hmmmm?

Why TF would anyone steal porno mags from a gas station? I could understand beer or cigarettes or something utilitarian like that, but porno mags are just basically for jerkin' off, right? Take a chance on going to jail for some porno mags?

Or was it that stealing stuff was just like your own personal economic system?

Lipz I did it because I was low on funds and wanted to look at porn. What other reason do you need? Republicans have rigged the system to keep goods out of my hands by not allowing me to rise up in life and make the wages I need. I say fuck the system and get around it.

Republicans have rigged the system to keep goods out of my hands by not allowing me to rise up in life and make the wages I need.

#38 | Posted by jackass

Holy fuckin' shit-balls!!!! I was right, you are psychotic.

Mking porn is bad for people, that is one good reason to quit.

Rcade, if you read the story it says that at every level the actresses exhibit the effects of the soul-crushing nature of their work...

I am convinced that every sexually healthy male with an Internet access occasionally looks at porn (or in the alternative represses the desire).
#18 | Posted by moder8 at 2010-09-01 01:52 PM | Reply

No way.
Been married 10 years, NEVER have looked at the stuff....ok one time in a BIBLE STUDY when somebody clicked the wrong thing. Bwahahaha. Seriously.
And we are ANYTHING but repressed.

Never read the entire book of the Bible on the joys of marriage sex and sexual activity? If I go a day or two, the hos with "daddy issues" start to look more appealing, and I take it home. A loved, confident Christian woman is an AMAZING thing...

But if I had an internet connection in college, there may have been some problems...found plenty of dad's porn before that.

But honestly, the shattered look on my mom's face when she found my dad's porn was a great educator.

For those of you who HATE preachy Christians, you should hear how this guy does, and used to, deal with them.

• Chlamydia and Gonorrhea among performers is 10x greater than that of LA County 20-24 year olds.

• 70% of sexually transmitted infections in the porn industry occur in females.

• 25 HIV cases among porn performers since 2004 reported by Adult Industry Medical Healthcare.

• 20 suicides and 28 drug related deaths among performers that we know of since 2000.

• Over 100 straight and gay performers died from AIDS.

• The largest group viewing online pornography is ages 12 to 17.

• More than 11 million teens regularly view porn online.

• Worldwide pornography revenue in 2006 was $97.06 billion. Of that, approximately $13 billion was in the United States.

• There are 4.2 million pornographic websites, 420 million pornographic web pages, and 68 million daily search engine requests.

Just a few stats from Donny Pauling.

But the hardest facts heard from him are the girls he shot who would do ANYTHING to get the pictures and videos off the internet but NEVER will be able to...got fired from HP, one got fired from a police department, one girls dad found out she did porn when it was plastered all over his car that he walked out to with his buddies to grab a beer...

It puts flesh-and-blood on the plastic we all (?) have "enjoyed"...

Know why Helen Keller could only masturbate with one hand?

She needed the other one to moan.

/drumroll and off to bed with my overtired self.

Why can't Hellen Keller have children?

Because she's dead

I think I, um, read a while back that Erica Campbell gave up porn for Christianity a couple years ago.

I've made enough money?

Producer: Why I Quit Making Porn

He's quitting porn because he has the crazy notion that making videos of strangers going to the toilet would be far more lucrative.

why is it that straight people don't know to clean their asses?

"I STRONGLY recommmended that they learn about condoms at an early age. And in recent years I never gave either of them a hard time when I found condom wrappers in their bedroom. As for my daughter, I had my sister give her a lengthy talk about protection soon after she became a teenager."

Well, moder8, don't be surprised when she responds by doing everything she can to piss you off and test your imaginary open mindedness. I am truly sorry you can not see the train wreck coming.

I know 2 such girls, apparently raised by folks like moder8, who saved it for marriage, gave their lives to Jesus and raised beautiful obedient families.

One parent said, "I don't know where I went wrong, I tried my best" (to get them to be little heathen).