Just for the sake of being fair and balanced...

Bullshit!

Give us honest, fuck "fair and balanced"

Truth needs no "balance"

Signs you are a partisan hack:

You condemn behavior you used to support.

You support behavior you used to condemn

You begin any justification with "yeah,but.."

You pretend your side is incapable of actions the other side is

You use words like "evil" to describe the other side

You remember history in 4 year chunks defined by who was President

Your feelings on those 4 year chunks is determined by the party of that President

You pretend you are not guilty of these things

Prediction: Moder8's thread lightly prodding lefties will still generate mass hysteria from the right.

11. You've posted over 100 times regarding Sarah Palin on DR.

LoD, the only reason you may be correct is because in the eyes of many rightwingers, there are far greater indicia that leftwingers are assholes than the ones I list above. Such a list, if written by a rightwinger, would includes things such as being a commie-fascist, and hating all white people.

Haha, well done Moder8. I am shocked that you penned this.

Huzzah!

Why are you shocked? I do consider myself to be a moderate. I just happen to think that on most issues, the intelligent moderate position also happens to be the left leaning position. Which in turn flows into my perception that most rightwingers are stupid.

I do consider myself to be a moderate.

okay...he has a chance with that line...lets see if he can show us something that substantiates...

OOOOPPS!!

right away he comes out with this....

Which in turn flows into my perception that most rightwingers are stupid.

sorry...the "moderate" bus just kick you to the side of the road.

Thank Gawd I'm not a Leftwing Asshole. None of those things fit me.

"Thank Gawd I'm not a Leftwing Asshole. None of those things fit me.
#10 | Posted by Dragnlady at 2010-08-27 06:46 PM"

Sounds familiar:

You feel the need to live in a gated community while espousing notions of social justice and equality.

I don't live in a gated community, but I fail to see how it would be incompatible with social justice or equality.

Trueblue,

None of those things fit me, sorry.

and the word I used was Gawd, not God. Two completely different things in my eyes.

Don't preach to me if that was what you were doing. Thank you but it's between me and the almighty, you weren't asked to join that conversation.

RE: #13 | Posted by Dragnlady at 2010-08-27 07:39 PM

I'm hardly preaching!

It's exactly what I said it was: "sounds familiar"

I've no intention of getting between you and God.

Take a deep breath...

Oh brother...first the right, now the left.

I hope ya'll are done with this silliness now.

B-b-b-but, what about the Libertarians...

Left = good and the right = bad is all you need to know.

There are good and bad people from both sides of the aisle.

"B-b-b-but, what about the Libertarians..."

Oh good grief.

I can see it coming.

just kidding...

Too late!! You put it out there.

By some time tomorrow, there will be a thread...watch!! : )

"B-b-b-but, what about the Libertarians..."

Exacatamente

"B-b-b-but, what about the Libertarians..."

Exacatamente

Left = good and the right = bad is all you need to know.

#17 | Posted by jackass at 2010-08-27 07:58 PM | Reply | Flag: The wisdom of a self-described jackass.

Doc, you're stuttering. That's not like you! : )

C-c-c-c-c'mon, Lisa!

lol

Doc, you're stuttering. That's not like you!

Sure it is, especially after S-S-Seven S-S-Slow Gin F-F-Fizzes.

S-S-Seven S-S-Slow Gin F-F-Fizzes.
#28 | Posted by cookfish

Okay, your breakfast order.
What do you slosh down for lunch, Cokie Cookie?

Cookfish only likes drinks with an umbrella in it.

Please don't use my comments to insult someone, Cookfish.

What's funny about this is that the right-wing version is pretty spot-on.

The left-wing version seems to have come out of some right-wing fantasy.

#30 | POSTED BY JACKASS
"Cookfish only likes drinks with an umbrella in it."

Had a Bud light with an umbrella in it.
STILL tasted like watered-down panther piss.

Of course, that's what it IS.

11. You believe most Muslims are peace loving people who are disgusted by the acts of violence Islamist extremists perpetrate against Americans.

12. In your heart of hearts you actually believe all this deficit will not eventually bite us in the ass.

"Signs you are a partisan hack:"

You preface your partisan rant with "Well I'm not a partisan hack, but..."

11) You think John Lennon was a great artist.

11. You love the black race, but hate the black individual.

12. You advocate free speech and first amendment rights for terrorists, yet support the fairness doctrine because you don't like talk radio.

13. You advocate open borders, yet live in a gated community.

14. You support higher taxes to support a welfare state, yet don't give any of your personal money to charity.

15. You'll demonstrate for religious freedom for Muslims, yet can't stand and attempt to silence the protestant religious right.

16. You believe in man made global warming yet you drive an SUV and live in a 10,000 sq ft. (or larger) home.

17. You rally against corporate greed and corruption, yet support them by using internet services from AT&T/Verizon, PCs from HP/IBM/Dell/Apple, operating systems from Microsoft, cars from GM/Ford/Toyota/BMW, drugs from Merck/Phizer/Abbot, fuels from Exxon/BP, food products from ADM, and a plethora of services from numerous other companies.

18. You believe in the ability of government to run a better healthcare system as long as you don't have to use it.

19. You think that America is the most racist, hateful, homophobic, islamophobic and mean spirited country on the planet, yet you have never lived in or travelled to any other country in the world.

20. You think that Obama is the smartest president that ever lived despite his track record of unprecedented stupidity among chief executives in the last 50 years (Carter being the exception).