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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Barack Obama Elementary School opens its doors in Upper Marlboro, Md., for the first time Monday. There have been other schools named after President Obama in the country, but this will be a first in his own backyard in the D.C. region.

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I thought that was sort of funny--the poll, I mean. But really, if you don't live there, who cares? Who names schools? My older boy's elementary school is named for the neighborhood--a nice way to avoid controversy.

They were going to name a 9-12 school Bush High, but they knew everyone would just say:

We know, but what is the name of the school?

Thanks for the giggle, Kan.

Hell, we have Walter Payton High School, here, what's the problem? You didnt cry when Glen Beck had an immaginary university named after him, and he aint even a Mayor.

Havnt you got enough Obama hate topics to work with without goin and bothering this school.

Isn't it usually customary to name a school after a president only after his term has expired?

Whether it is or isn't, this is a non-story IMO.

Who gives a rat's ass what the place is called. The real question is, is the school any good? Do the kids learn anything except singing praises to the little o?

"Do the kids learn anything except singing praises to the little o?"

Yeah, 'cause that happens ALL over the country. And 'cause the name means this school will do it.

Oh, and what's wrong with using song to learn lowercase letters anyway?

JeffJ,

That's been a big discussion here in Georgia for the past couple of years. They've named roads, buildings and so forth for politicians that are still alive, only to find some scandal that causes regrets for doing so. I think that if not waiting until the person is dead at least waiting until they're out of office is prudent.

I bet there's a Rod Blagojevich High School somewhere that's an embarrassment to those kids.

I bet there's a Rod Blagojevich High School somewhere that's an embarrassment to those kids.

no there isn't.

Hell, we have Walter Payton High School, here,

He's dead.

over the years, dem's have shortened students three month summer vacation to just two months, then indoctrinate them into mantra thinking and rewritten history, and now impose the inept one's name on them. talk about child abuse! not everyone has a state run media propaganda machine to prop them up with fresh fluffed praise pillows day in and day out.

Oh, Outbacker, you're just silly.

Okay. 1. The shortened summer is the result of board/super/admin policies, generally in the form of in-service days. Any teacher I know would rather have added school days (for kids) than added in-service days (generally crappy and pointless).

2. Really, a longer school year is bad for kids? What's so great about summers off? Learning loss is good? Hm.

3. Mantra thinking? Have you been in a public school lately? Rote learning has largely gone the way of the dodo bird.

4. Indoctrination? No one has yet explained to me what that means in public schools, other than implying propaganda and phrases like "rewritten history" (like what the Republican radicals are doing in Texas? hm).

5. "fresh fluffed praise pillows" is funny. Silly and absurdly wrong, but funny. (Btw, if you're talking about the "self-esteem movement," again, that's admin stuff, NOT teacher decisions. And if you think admins are largely dems, you gotta go investigate.)

6. Who decided to rename the school?

I think that if not waiting until the person is dead at least waiting until they're out of office is prudent.

#9 | Posted by Reagan58

Agreed.

Reagan already had stuff being named after him even before he went all Alzheimery. But with Reagan it was pretty straight up who he was and where he was from.

There still remain many anomalies concerning the Obama that just might cost this school some monies if they have to hurriedly make some name changes.

Reagan already had stuff being named after him even before he went all Alzheimery.

Yeah, but it worked. I always forgot where I was going when on the Ronald Reagan Highway

I think that if not waiting until the person is dead at least waiting until they're out of office is prudent.

#9 | Posted by Reagan58

G.W. Bush school is the first to be built with funds from an $80 million bond approved by voters in 2000. The $13 million campus is situated on 12 acres near the Stockton Auto Mall. It will be home to 850 students. ---

The school opened in 2003.

Ignorance is at the root of all frustration.

Seeing as this is my fifth anniversary as a Drudgie, I would think it appropriate to name a school after me. C. Bob Elementary does have a certain air of dignity about it.

I'm fine with this, i mean think of the morale boost for the kids. Where else can 90 percent of of an elementary school say they are more intelligent the the person it was named after?

Ignorance is at the root of all frustration.

#16 | Posted by Manypaths

this would be a great sign to hang on the main page RCADE for all to see.

After just 5 months in office, the living legend obama is being praised in song at the B. Bernice Young Elementary School in Burlington, NJ and uploaded on June 19, 2009.
www.liveleak.com
sweetness-light.com if the link doesn't show in full just go to youtube. its all there. as is his slip about being a muslim in an interview with steffy stephanopolis who, of course, plays teleprompter and covers for him.

The video has set off some families in Burlington, who said they were horrified that their children at the being "indoctrinated" to view the president like a cult figure.
One song that the children were taught quotes directly from the spiritual "Jesus Loves the Little Children," though Jesus' name is replaced with Obama's:

how about the texas education dept. wanting to drop some founding fathers in history books for the likes of che guevara on the children.

oh, and, it was hillary who suggested he be propped up with some more pillows.

in my town of baltimore there is a malcolm x middle school. i petitioned for hitler high and maybe mussolini middle. how about papa doc prep...

Outbacker, is that nonsense an attempt to address my questions 3 and 4? Didn't work--ONE school is not indicative of systemic indoctrination. The prevalence of, oh, the Pledge of Allegiance, however? That's systemic indoctrination. But anyway, I have said, every time that school and that song have come up, that the teacher or teachers involved should be investigated for proselytizing, and should be dealt with appropriately (according to the contract, state law, and community standards). No teacher should be engaging in clear indoctrination.

How about my other questions?

How about getting the Texas story right? (The way I read it, every time, was that the board was cutting Thomas Jefferson and Che Guevara. Both have value in the study of history, of course.)

As for crediting Hillary, you shot yourself in the foot. I was complimenting you for that. But I notice you didn't address the issue. So... Now I know that actual conversation doesn't interest you much.

Yougothurt: Pol Pot Primary? Attila the Hun High? George Bush Grammar School? Oh, oops.

You're doing one hell of a job prag

Washington Post Staff Writer
Wednesday, December 5, 2007

The disappointing performance of U.S. teenagers in math and science on an international exam, in scores released yesterday, has sparked calls for improvement in public schools to help the country keep pace in the global economy.

The scores from the 2006 Program for International Student Assessment showed that U.S. 15-year-olds trailed their peers from many industrialized countries. The average science score of U.S. students lagged behind those in 16 of 30 countries in the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, a Paris-based group that represents the world's richest countries. The U.S. students were further behind in math, trailing counterparts in 23 countries.

Hell, if libtards can give him a Nobel Peace Prize for what he might do someday toward peace, certainly they can name a school after him. At least he's already finished school.

With a name like that they will have 7 hours of recess and 1 hour of classes.

"With a name like that they will have 7 hours of recess and 1 hour of classes."

As opposed to George W. Bush Elementary, where they have 8 hours of recess and no classes.

With a name like that they will have 7 hours of recess and 1 hour of classes.

#26 | Posted by fishpaw at 2010-08-24 01:13 PM

Sarah Palin High will schedule 8 hours of classes, but quit after 3.

"Sarah Palin High will schedule 8 hours of classes, but quit after 3."

Massive FF!!!

=D

Another educational facility for righties like Eddie and KBM to fail to graduate from.

What we can't explain is their choice of mascot: The Obama Kenyans seems like a poor choice to me.

Where else can 90 percent of of an elementary school say they are more intelligent the the person it was named after?

Any school named after a Republican? Hell, even the class goldfish is smarter than Ronald Reagan.

"Any school named after a Republican? Hell, even the class goldfish is smarter than Ronald Reagan."

Original,
"i am rubber."
Nice.

Southchick googles "1970's jokes."

I'd be a little nervous about catching a plane from Ted Stevens International Airport.

Ya know...ever since graduating from Reagan High, my memory is crap.

George H W Bush High- Read my Lips: NO NEW GRADUATES

Clinton University- ask about our internships!

George W Bush College- Our sports teams suck, but boy can we cheer!

The Gerald Ford Gymnastics team.

George W Bush International Airport: planes take off for Saudi Arabia but end up in Iraq.

The obama geography club?

Dan Quayle Airporte

The William Jefferson course-fine cooking with cash

Billy Carter Rehab facility

Bristol Palin Abstinence center

"Dan Quayle Airporte"

Biden spelling bee and lecture- the three letters to starting your career, J-O-B-S.

Biden spelling bee and lecture- the three letters to starting your career, J-O-B-S.

#44 | Posted by salamandagator at 2010-08-24 02:09 PM

Did he really say that one? I missed it. Too funny.

Kennedy flight school and drivers ed.

#45
www.youtube.com

Gingrich Fidelity Center

Limbaugh Institute of Drug Research

The Dr Laura Race-relations Outreach

GOP Financial Management Center

Cheney Shotgun Club

Bill Clinton Dry Cleaning Wing

Ronald Reagan Accounting School

The Florida School of Counting

I had to slam my own too.

Johnson-Nixon Peace Institute

Ted Haggard GLBT Center

Clinton Cigar Bar

The democrat military school-campus in France white flags included with tuition.

Tom Tancredo Home for the Criminally Insane

the Pat Robertson Center for Interfaith Initiatives

The Don Rumsfeld Center for Strategic Planning

The Mark Foley School for Pages

Hillery clinton and nancy polosi beauty school

The James Trafficant Barber college

Hank Johnson's geology and physics technical college

barak obama Elementary Opens. As the little southern belle said - 'Ain't the special' [translation: BFD].

Ralph naders guide to chassis design

'Ain't the special'

Obviously, MSGT will be the first student.

Rand Paul Institute of Race Studies

The Palin Library and College

Oily Taint School of Law

Bachmann Elementary Schoolbr />

Michelle obamas course on royal etiquette

Learning Russian with hillary clinton

The Sarah Palin Institute For Lea...

The John Boehner Skin Cancer Institute

The Republican Institute for Surrendering with Grace (affiliated with Six White Flags over Texas)

Barack Obama Elementary Opens...

I understand it is a school for the deaf, dumb and blind.

Tiger Woods Driving School

Snooki's School of Etiquette for Young Ladies

(hey, this is fun!)

Obama's Madras Vacation School

The politicians guide to rectal cranial extraction.

Is it right next door to the Barney Frank Boys School?

The Sean Hannity Logic Seminar

The Glenn Beck Tolerance and Understanding Center

The John Boehner Skin Cancer Institute lmao!

Mitch McConnell School of Answer Evasion

Harry Reid Martial Arts College

Trigg Palin Adoption Agency

The Rachel Maddow Log Cabin Center

African american studies with harry reid.

The Mitch McConnell School For Remedial Math and Hypocrisy

(McConnell on extending Bush tax cuts: "who says we need to pay for them?")

Air America Airlines: by the time you find us we will be out of business

The Fox News Context Avoiding and Exaggeration Institute.

AA with nancy pelosi

(McConnell on extending Bush tax cuts: "who says we need to pay for them?")

#80 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2010-08-24 02:32 PM |

The dems when they passed PAYGO...

The John McCain Institution of Smart Choices

The Joe Biden School of Media Savy

John Boehner Pre-Cancer Tanning Center

Rich Santorum Man On Dog Petting Zoo

Chris Matthews Objectivity Seminar

Bill O'Reilly Falafel Academy

Rick Perry Barber College

Rod Blagojevich Institute for the Reality Impaired

Nancy Pelosi's Plastic Surgeon Center

Quit Drinking with Ted Kennedy.....too soon?

learn the rebel yell with howard dean.

Sonny Bono Ski Academy

Neil Bush Securities and Exchange

The Dr Frist Extensive Care Diagnosis Center

John F Kennedy Jrs. School for Blind Pilots

Advanced linguistic studies with bush.

Saddam Hussain Neckties

Osama Bin Lauden Demolition

"The Dr Frist Extensive Care Diagnosis Center"

That'll be waaaaaay off-campus.

Al Gore Internet for Beginners

Sarah Palin Geographical Institute

Ann Coulter Equestrian Center

Larry Mohr Pet Grooming

Tin foil origami with ron paul

The Drudge Retort School of Pie Fights

The Pet grooming killed me...it is so wrong.

I just heard the canceled obama care 101 and transferred all students to first aid 101 as a cost cutting measure.

Bathroom Etiquette with Larry Craig

Joe Scarborough's Body Disposal Center

Sharon Angle College of Medieval Studies

Skizziks Theological Institute

Eddie's House of Pancake Preperation

Obamas repair and teleprompter sales

Ozzy Obsbourne School of Pronunciation

Ted Nugent Hunting Classes

Staying Committed with Levi Johnson

Marriage by Britney Spears

The Joys of Privacy by Jennifer Aniston

How to Raise Kids Correctly by Billy Ray Cyrus

Joe Biden's Clown School

And don't forget to attend obamas break through seminar"landing that dream job without a resume."

Glenn Beck's Do-It-Yourself Lobotomy Workshop

this is fucking hilarious.

Osama bin Ladin Institute for World Peace

Bill Clinton Institute for World Piece

Jeffrey Dahmer Medical and Cooking School

Buffalo Bob's school of "alternative theories"

The Ted Bundy Babysitter's Club

Henry Lee Lucas Travel

Richard Speck School of Nursing

The Fred Phelps GLBT Support Center

OK, that last one was in really bad taste from me and I am sorry.

The Richard Speck School of Nursing? That is just sick!

David Axlerod's Anyone Can Become President's School For The Underqualified

Jack Kervorkian Institute for pain relief.

The Adolf Hitler Synagogue and Jewish Culture Center

The Fred Phelps GLBT Support Center hahaaha!

John Boehner School of Mixology

Paris Hilton Theological Seminary

The Mark Sanford Center for Relations with Argentina.

The Elliot Spitzer Center for Recovering Prostitutes.

American Unity's School for the Deranged Bush Syndrome Sufferers

I hope they sing the Obama song...

The Richard Bruce Cheney School of Advanced Marksmanship

Mel Gisbon Yeshiva, LLC

Ronald Wilson Reagan Theatrical Conservatory

John Denver Flight School

Sarah Palin High School (grades 9-10 1/2)

#114 | POSTED BY KANREI
"The Richard Speck School of Nursing? That is just sick!"

And yet so brilliant.

I hope they sing the Obama song...

#121 | Posted by donnerboy at 2010-08-24 02:53 PM | Reply

"Don't look at me, blame it on 43."

Lenny Bruce Academy of Etiquette

The George Bush Constitutional Preservation Society

The JEB Bush Center for Fair and Honest Elections

The Nancy Pelosi Used Car Lot

The Ted Kennedy Bartender and Driver Education Academy

Steve Irwin Underwater Petting Zoo

The Larry Mohr School of Internet Anonymity
-Larry Mohr

129 is hysterical!

I see this all appears to be Kanrei's Fault

Ann Coulter Horse Whispering Academy

Dennis Kucinich Military Academy

Andrew Breitbart Institute of Ethics

The Ozzy Osbourne Institute of Speech Therapy

people are now stopping by my office to see what is so funny.

The John Kerry Center for Facial Expressions

I see this all appears to be Kanrei's Fault

Sorry. The Gerald Ford Gymnastics Team just got in my head and would not leave.

The Lindsey Lohan Sperm Bank and Donation Facility

The Paula Abul Moderation Society

Andrew Breitbart Institute of Ethics

Or the Andrew Breitbart Video Production Studios

Diane Rehm Voice Acting Academy

The William Jefferson Appliance Outlet and Speedy Cash Inc.

#139 have you no decency?

Pamela Geller Islamic Center

The Jefferson Davis school of Negotiation

The Michael Vick Animal Lovers Society

#139 have you no decency?

I thought we settled that a few days ago when I suggested that NY put a titty bar at ground zero called "The Landing Strip".

I really can't believe nobody's mentioned The Barack Obama Academy for Community Organization.

Slackers.

Bernie Madoff's Payday Loans

The Jenny McCarthy Center for Immunology

The Ben Roethlisberger School of Motorcycle Safety and Romance.

Al Gore's Secrets to a Successful Marriage class has been postponed.

Barbara Bush School of Cosmotology

George W. Bush Institute of MissionAccomlishitfucked

The Plaxico Burress Foundation for Responsible Gun Ownership

Al Capone Safety Deposit Boxes, Inc.

James Hoffa Memorial Bridge. (literally)

The $578M School of Tight Budgets

The Aaron Burr Anger Management Program

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Oversize Clothing Warehouse

The David Lee Roth...I mean Sammy Hagar...I mean that guy from Extreme...I mean Sammy Hagar....I mean David Lee Roth School of Staying in Van Halen

Scooter Libby Bear Sanctuary

The George W. Bush School of Curiousable Sentencish Structuration and Wordments.

Paul Reuben's Public Handling institute.

The Bob Knight Center for Trancendental Meditation

Maintaining Your Privacy Online- by Facebook

#150 | POSTED BY CORKY
"Barbara Bush School of Cosmotology [sic]"

Aw, come on, lay off Mama! Ouch!

Hiking the Appalachian Trail to Argentina, with Mark Sanford. (I like that better)

Union Carbide Park, Home of the Bhopal Bruins

Tosser's I love America workshop.

"Vetting for Dummies", by John McCain

The Dan Rather Institute for Fact Checking

Tripp Palin Parenting Classes

"Coping with Incontinence," by Keith Richards

Tosser's School of Unfortunate Nicknames

The Ron Paul Institute on How to be a Good Republican, I mean Libertarian, I mean Tea Party member, no Republican...which way is teh wind blowing today?

Michael Brown's Urban Survival Courses

The Alex Jones Institute for Rational Inquiry

The British Exchange School of Dentistry

The Israeli-Palestinian Center for Cohabitation.

The Hassan Nasrallah Hillel Center, University of Gaza

Newt Gingrich Marriage Counseling Services and School

Michael Brown's Urban Survival Courses.....and equestrian training.

FIFY

The Samuel L Jackson Foundation for Motherfucking Family-Friendly Television

Michael Steele's "Token Scapegoat Again!?"

On bookshelves soon!

Boob's school of self defense.

The British Cuisine Institute.

No. Wait. That's just way too far-fetched.

Rupert Murdock Committee Fund for the Re-Election of Rupert Murdock

The Tony Hayward School of Plumbing

The Tony Hayward School of Plumbing and Acting

Ted Nugent's Progressive Guitar and Hunting School

"The British Cuisine Institute. No. Wait. That's just way too far-fetched."

Well, it's more of a seminar, actually.

And by seminar, I mean "directions to France".

The Helen Thomas school of Screwing Yourself at the End

The Al Franken School for... Al Franken

"Newt Gingrich Marriage Counseling Services and School"

John Edwards, Professor

The Mormon Tabernacle Brewery

"Newt Gingrich Marriage Counseling Services and School"

John Edwards, Professor

with special guest lecturer David Vitter

Hamas Auto Repair

The Alvin Greene School for the Mentally Challenged Voters

The Dale Robertson Sign Company

upload.wikimedia.org

John Edwards School of Pious Fidelity

Elizabeth Edwards' "Castration for Dummies!".

"Newt Gingrich Marriage Counseling Services and School"

John Edwards, Professor

"with special guest lecturer David Vitter"

And a tip from Tiger Woods

John Edwards School of Pious Fidelity

Elizabeth Edwards' "Castration for Dummies!".

Guest Speakers include Lorena Bobbitt and Hilary Clinton

Uwe Boll's Academy of Fine Films

David Berkowitz has a class about double dating with your dog.

Toastmasters Presents: Alvin Greene

Whoopie Goldbergs Protect Your Bush Classes

The Joseph Ratzinger Children's Psychological Development Center

Affectionately known as "Joey's Kids"

Big Ben Roethlisberger's "Tips for Picking up Girls in Bars"

Rosie Odonnells School for the Fat and Ugly

"Newt Gingrich Marriage Counseling Services and School"

John Edwards, Professor

with special guest lecturer David Vitter

And a tip from Tiger Woods: 10 Easy Steps to Avoid Getting Caught

Mel Gibson's Jewish History class.

Mel Gibson's African American History class.

Mel Gibson's AA Program

Mel Gibson's Hispanic History Class

Mel Gibson's Sexual Harressment Seminar

Brett Favre's "What, Me Decide?"

The J.D. Hayworth Bestiality Clinic

Saddam Hussain's Bluffing Academy

#207 | POSTED BY KANREI

These are all taught at Gibson Yeshiva, of course

New...the Monica Lewisky Cigar Humidifier!

Tony Blair Institute for Independent Thinking

Saddam Hussain's Bluffing Academy

hahaaha!

Corky's "Out to Lunch"

"Saddam Hussain's Bluffing Academy"

Right next to Jeff Gannon's Fluffing Academy

Michael Jacksons School for the "I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toy's R Us Kid..."

Milli Vanilli Academy of Music

Saddam Hussain's Bluffing Academy

Holding 2-7 Off Suit Against Aces...

Michael Jackson Child Care

Amish Electric Company

Amish Distilleries, Inc

Amish Motor Company (AMC)....check out our new 2011...ahem...1811 line!

#215 | POSTED BY DANFORTH

Okay, that was pure genius. FF!

The Rush Limbaugh Military Academy

Amish Motor Company (AMC)....check out our new 2011...ahem...1811 line!

I hear their luxury model has two horsepower.

The Rush Limbaugh Physical Fitness Academy

They should wait until his second term has expired before doing such a thing.

A seminar by Larry Mohr "Why They Don't Make White Bath Towels Anymore"

Too bad I have to go to work now....

Terrell Owens on how to avoid the Super Bowl.

Sarah Palin Center for Hand Writing

Some of my safety schools when I was applying for online colleges:

The George W Bush School of Business Management

The Bernie Madoff School of Business Ethics

The Dick Cheney School of Gun Safety

The Bill Clinton School of Etiquette in the Workplace

The Donald Rumsfeld School of Military Strategy

The Janet Reno School of Beauty

Al Gore's Academy for Young Inventors

Andrew Breitbart Institute of Ethics

Or the Andrew Breitbart Video Production Studios

#138 | Posted by ZombieHunter

You have to have taken the Breitbart Creative Video Editing Class as a prerequisite for the Production class.

You have to have taken the Breitbart Creative Video Editing Class as a prerequisite for the Production class.

#231 | Posted by donnerboy at 2010-08-24 03:50 PM

I hear ACORN was offering that until they folded up.


Sarah Palin Center for Hand Writing

Posted by Danforth at 2010-08-24 03:48 PM |

Shouldn't that be the Sarah Palin Center for Palm Reading?

The History Revision Department will be co-Chaired by Rudy Guiliani and Dana Perino.

#223

No, the palm reading division is headed up by nancy reagan.

Shouldn't that be the Sarah Palin Center for Palm Reading?

I believe that is offered at the Gietner-Summers Economic Crystal Ball Reading Class

The Congress will remain a two house body, but will be changed to:

The House of Lobbyists and the House of Corporations. Voting will still be allowed and encouraged in National and state elections provided you purchase your offical voting ballot from the proper retail outlet.

No, the palm reading division is headed up by nancy reagan.

I thought it was Sarah that read off her palm while giving a speech. If Obama does Teleprompter repairs, Sarah does Palm Reading.

"I thought it was Sarah that read off her palm while giving a speech."

Hence, "Hand Writing".

Hey...don't make me cursive at you!

Aunt Esther's You Are Beautiful on the Inside Class

only if you operate off the assumption she can read.

Bush senior's guide to food and bodily fluid pairings.

Tom Vu's How I Get Rich and You Are An Idiot For Buying My Tapes Class... Wait that was a legitimate infomercial

FDR's track and field team.

Surplus Eradication For Dummies ~ George W. Bush

Michael moore's foundation for the redefining of the word fact.

obamas bus driving school-
traction 103-who to throw under

The Diaper Driven Life ~ David Vitter

Chris matthews workshop-"how to win a debate with nothing more then a few extra decibels."

Obamas card playing seminar-"you only need one card to win"

The Robert Byrd/ David Duke School of Re-Invention

The NAACP Seminar on spotting a Racial Group entitled: Don't Look At Us

A Treatise on The Hoot-Smalley Tariffs ~ Michelle Bachmann

Obama's financial planning-"it's only earned if it comes from the government."

Richard Gere's Small Animal Care

Jimmy carter's guide to underground solar panels.

Michael moore's "the self breast exam"

George W Bush School of Rebonics

The George Bush School of Pronuncication and Speechifying.

The obama institute for translucency in government.

The George W Bush School of Decidering

The Dick Cheney School of Senatorial Discourse

The ADL Center for Religious Tolerance

The dick Cheney school of preservation and embalming.

The Baptist School of Dancing, Music and Card Playing.

The SCOTUS is opening a new disco in New York. They are going to call it "Club 5-4"

Damn....blew my punchline. Let's try 264 again.

The SCOTUS is opening a new disco in New York. They are going to call it "Studio 5-4"

Thank you.

the Dick Cheney Firearm safety course


The losers who are outraged by this are the same turds who cheered when Papa Bush got an aircraft carrier named after him for not completing the task in Iraq.

We mustn't have a school named after a President with a stellar education! It should be named after the War-monger, Dumbya, and MY PET GOAT will be read everyday to the little ones.

There still remain many anomalies concerning the Obama that just might cost this school some monies if they have to hurriedly make some name changes.

#14 | Posted by ZOT at 2010-08-24 12:11 PM | Reply | Flag:

There are still some anomalies? Perhaps, if you're a Teabagging/birther loon.

With a name like that they will have 7 hours of recess and 1 hour of classes.

#26 | Posted by fishpaw at 2010-08-24 01:13 PM | Reply | Flag:

A vacation reference? Really? Have you seen the FACTUAL stats regarding Bush and Obama when it comes to Vacation time?

It doesn't help your case in the least.

Barack Hussein Obama!

(mmmm, mmmm, mmmm)

I'm sure all students will receive the same grade no matter how hard they work. 2+2=10 is an adequate answer on a math test. One can go from being head of the school news paper to President of the student body with no experience.

"I'm sure all students will receive the same grade no matter how hard they work. 2+2=10 is an adequate answer on a math test. One can go from being head of the school news paper to President of the student body with no experience."

Word salad.

Officials hope that the all-male environment will do away with many distractions and allow students to focus on their studies.

There are no girls at the school--discrimination!!!

Reading education commentary here is like going to a Mensa conference for NFL analysis.

#274 | POSTED BY PRAGMATIST

Haha! Well played.

Barack Hussein Obama!

(mmmm, mmmm, mmmm)

#270 | Posted by Lon_Seong at 2010-08-24 07:44 PM | Reply | Flag:

Why is it 'indoctrination' when children sing about Obama yet it's Patriotism when children sing about George Bush?

www.youtube.com

Thanks, Tom. I'm glad someone caught it. I think I'll just cut and paste it every time. : )

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