Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Thursday, July 29, 2010

In testimony at Karen Sypher's extortion trial, University of Louisville men's basketball coach Rick Pitino swore Wednesday that he did not rape Sypher in 2003 or force her to have an abortion. "I could never rape a woman," Pitino told the jury. "I could never be physically harmful to a woman." Sypher had sex with the married Pitino in July 2003, claims she got pregnant and he paid for her abortion, married Pitino's assistant Tim Sypher and allegedly tried to extort $10 million from the coach. All for a 15-second encounter.

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Please put prurient postings past people's presence.

"Our encounter lasted less than 15 seconds," Pitino said.

Pitino pounded pussy post-haste...

I just love alliteration.

but I can do without this one

if I use the "P" alliteration..a much better one for me..
is pulsating, pink public pleasure palace...

public=pubic

Teabaggers at the 9/12 rally:

NO PUBIC OPTION

I'd suggest that would be a great idea for Teabaggers to follow ...

"NO PUBIC OPTION"

It is a bone of contention.

LOL

Never recorded country song:

"I hate every bone in her body ... but mine"

I wanna kiss her butt....she won't let me
I wanna whisper sweet nothings in her rear
I wanna hold her behind
Closed doors and more.
I wanna kiss her butt....she won't let me

This is an amazing trainwreck of a story. Pitino, the married father of five, has a drunken quickie on a restaurant table with a woman who goes on to marry his longtime assistant coach. She then tries to extort Pitino.

That had to make for some awkward moments between Pitino and his assistant. Where are reality TV cameras when you need them?

That had to make for some awkward moments between Pitino and his assistant.

Like between George Harrison and Eric Clapton when Eric stole George's wife?

Pornographic titles would not have been allowed in public back when America had morals.

America is immoral and falling below Sodom and Gomorrha.

Nothing like ice water on a hot smmer day LOL.

Like between George Harrison and Eric Clapton when Eric stole George's wife?

That sounds pretty awkward, but Wikipedia makes it sound like Clapton told Harrison he was crushing on his wife years before they hooked up. Harrison even attended their wedding.

My favorite moment of rock-and-roll awkwardness is David Bowie's wife coming home to find him sleeping naked in bed with Mick Jagger:

snopes.com

Nothing like ice water on a hot smmer day LOL.

#12 | Posted by chakencharley

As George Costanza would be the first to tell anyone who'd listen LOL

t3.gstatic.com

Like between George Harrison and Eric Clapton when Eric stole George's wife?

#10 | Posted by kanrei at 2010-07

this is no new story amoung musicians....ask wagner or schuman......

Pitino puportedly put penis in pesky pussy where permission was percieved by the perpetrator.

Perhaps prudence of purient prospects will prevail post-haste, or at least post-hoc.

"Our encounter lasted less than 15 seconds," Pitino said.

so embarrassing... I hate that when that happens!

#17 - Yeah, it seems hard to believe he would volunteer such information, doesn't it?

For a basketball coach, he should know better than to rush his shot. The three-second rule doesn't apply here.

it sounds like Clapton told Harrison he was crushing on his wife years before they hooked up. Harrison even attended their wedding.
#13 | Posted by rcade

For every hawt babe you see, there is some poor guy hoping to Jayzuz for some other sucker to take that beatch away.

Pitino's Public Penis Problems Persist

Tadowe would have appreciated that one.

Never recorded country song:

"I hate every bone in her body ... but mine"

#7 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2010-07-29 11:53 AM | Reply | Flag:

Actually, Poison recorded this song (too? don't know if its a remake).

www.youtube.com

"Our encounter lasted less than 15 seconds," Pitino said.

If ever there was a time for perjury, this was it.

#20 | POSTED BY BRUCEAZ
"Tadowe would have appreciated that one."

Hehe, and he would've taken 17 paragraphs to tell us about it.

#23 | POSTED BY THEWATCHMAN

Brilliant.
Nothin' but net!

We in Lexington have every intention of enjoying this as much as possible.

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