Have you heard of the SQUID? Don't nuke it, Don't litter the oceans with oil-covered hay. Use a SQUID – Super-Quick Undersea Incident Device – contain the oil so it can be used and collected before it hurts the wildlife – we need to stop the oil from spreading – it should never be allowed to get to our coasts.
Real containment solutions – use the SQUID to channel the oil to the surface, then skimmers siphon off the oil from the top containment pool – the oil never spreads out, and it never comes close to our coasts! Environmentally friendly, no chemicals in the water, no wasting of millions of bales of hay meant for livestock, contains the oil from spreading and harming more wildlife, no nukes! Allows divers and machinery access to the ocean floor leak for repair/rebuild.