A papal letter of apology and a quarter get you a phone call.

FTA: People who reported a child molesting priest to the diocese say their warnings went unheeded.

True not only in Germany but in the US, Canada, Ireland, South America et al.

It's a global scandal of massive proportions.

Benny the XVI has long been associated with legal efforts to keep the cover on the scandal back when he was a bishop and even shortly before he was made Pope.

"And Jesus wept".

Be Well.

I thought is was Bush's fault.

We created God in our image.

he looks so creepy that im surprised they don't say a demon possessed him and made him do it.

pope benedict looks like the emperor in the Star Wars movies--

no doubt he has a hot pink stick up his robes just waiting to come out and be inserted into the bodies of unsuspecting jedi...

The Pope, who wears a fabulous vintage chiffon-lined Dior gold lame gown over a silk Vera Wang empire waist tulle cocktail dress, accessorized with a three-foot beaded peaked House of Whoville hat, and the ruby slippers Judy Garland wore in the Wizard of Oz is worried that a sex abuse scandal might make the Roman Catholic Church look foolish.

knock knock

who's there?

bendict

benedict who?

benny dicked some altar boy, but he finally got busted.

Sadly, given the dimensions of the pedophilia crisis within the Catholic Church, it perhaps was inevitable that the waves of blame would eventually spilled on to the highest levels of the hierarchy. Hopefully the European Church will begin to address the dimensions of the problems just as the American church was (reluctantly, dragged kicking and screaming) forced to deal with it starting about ten years ago.

It's Friday, so thanks to Emerson Lake & Palmer:

Benny was the bouncer at the palais de dance
He'd slash your granny's face up given half a chance.
He'd sell you back the pieces, all for less than half a quid
He thought he was the meanest-
Until he met with savage sid.

Now sidney was a greaser with some nasty roots
He poured a pint of guinness over benny's boots
Benny looked at sidney:
Sidney stared right back in his eye.
Sidney chose a switchblade
And benny got a cold meat pie.
Oh! what a terrible sight,
Much to the people's delight.
One hell of a fight.

Sidney grabbed a hatchet, buried it .... in benny's head.
The people gasped as he bled:
The end of a ted?

Well, they dragged him from the wreckage of the palais in bits.
They tried to stick together all the bits that would fit.
But some of him was missing
And "part of him" arrived too late,
So now he works for jesus
As the bouncer at st. peter's gate.

catholic priests molest children.

catholic priests are against abortion.

hmmmm.....

When I went to Catholic high school the priests had a butt paddle with holes in it for punishment. The gave the swatting job to the jocks who got the biggest hard on while beating their school mates. So, to say I am not at all surprised is an understatement.

who got the biggest hard on while beating their school mates

#11 | Posted by RingMaster

sadistic and perverted. nice.

Pope Benny has gotta be the creepiest looking Pope ever.

thought is was Bush's fault.

shows how fucking stupid you are

I didn't bother to click on an item that has the Vatican denying any link between the pederasty and celibacy, but I think that was the latest in a string of Vatican lies. herm

Ringmaster was the jocks favorite back in the day.

Ring's nom de plume is from the scar tissue left on his ass.

We created God in our image.

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Aint that the truth!

Jethro Tull Aqualung back of album:
In the beginning Man created God;
and in the image of Man
created he him.

2 And Man gave unto God a multitude of
names,that he might be Lord of all
the earth when it was suited to Man

3 And on the seven millionth
day Man rested and did lean
heavily on his God and saw that
it was good.

4 And Man formed Aqualung of
the dust of the ground, and a
host of others likened unto his kind.

5 And these lesser men were cast into the
void; And some were burned, and some were
put apart from their kind.

6 And Man became the God that he had
created and with his miracles did
rule over all the earth.

7 But as all these things
came to pass, the Spirit that did
cause man to create his God
lived on within all men: even
within Aqualung.

8 And man saw it not.

9 But for Christ's sake he'd
better start looking.

Isn't boojiboy French for bootiboy?

German Nazi child fucker. What a man,what a Pope.

Nawwwww ringworm

here is my highschool pic

#7 seriously funny in the worst way!

I love Nazi Cock Suckers!

The pope looks like Boris Karloff

I love Nazi Cock Suckers!

#24 | Posted by yougothurt

I'll bet you do. With or without teeth?