Florida Flag!

In actuality this guy isn't a vampyre, of course, he's a fame seeking attention whore, a loser and apparently a bit of a sexual predator. Ordinarily Spud wouldn't deign to give the asswipe the time of day but the twin fact that this is a Florida story and an excellent chance to rip on the GOP quickly swept all such reservations aside.

Another sexual predator bloodsucker in the GOP? Who will notice?

I thought this was a Jeb Bush thread.

"In actuality this guy isn't a vampyre"

LINK, dammit, LINK!
Show us the PROOF!

He was born in Transylvania!!! He's not an American!!!

Related to Vlad the Impaler would make him a relative of the British Royal Family.

He's accused of "brainwashing" a 16-year-old in Minnesota. The two were engaged until last month. Her family now has a restraining order against Sharkey and claims his texts to her violate it.

He reportedly admitted to harassing another 16-year-old Minnesota girl online in 2009.

He was arrested in Tennessee several years ago and is currently on probation from Indiana after he was found guilty in 2009 of intimidating a judge. He served six months in a Marion Co. jail before his release. Sources confirm the Secret Service has had to keep him on its radar, since he moves around the country.

Republicans will never take him: he likes underage GIRLS. So close too.

Oddly enuff Spud did some porn movies back in the late seventies under the name "Vlad the Impaler".

Was more successful as "Miles Long".

Be Well.

Hard to get a nice Florida tan when you're locked up inside a coffin everyday until night falls.

Republicans will never take him: he likes underage GIRLS
Unless he was in Utah. At 16, they'd be considered old hags.

Show us the PROOF!

Will a picture of him in the sun work?

You'd think the Republicans would jump at the chance to sign this guy up.

He would DOUBLE the number of practicing heterosexual Republican politicians.

#10 | POSTED BY ZOMBIEHUNTER
"Will a picture of him in the sun work?"

I'd prefer a pic of him and a mirror....

Unless he was in Utah. At 16, they'd be considered old hags.

Mittens Romulan often talks about meeting his wife for the first time when he was 18 and she was 15 and knowing she was the one for him.

Spud finds this creepy.

Be Well.

He's not an American!!!

So? That didn't stop Obama or McCain from running for prez did it?

Just another FL wackjob who sucks.

I'd prefer a pic of him and a mirror....

So you can watch yourself masturbate?

I weep for this pathetic fucking state.

Just another FL wackjob who sucks.

#15 | Posted by cookfish at 2010-03-19 10:29 AM

Most of the FL "wackjobs" are here from other states.

Most of the FL "wackjobs" are here from other states.

#18 | Posted by jerrytarkanian

It's like California, only more conservative. It's a different kind of nut you get down there.

What makes Florida so fucked up is the fact that it is the only state where, the further north you go, the deeper South you end up.

It's like California, only more conservative. It's a different kind of nut you get down there.

#19 | Posted by mitch at 2010-03-19 11:17 AM |

I agree.

Chuck "I never killed anyone" Manson.

Slow news day huh?

Wot wit awls the bills a plannin on bein passt.

Scuse ar exitz stage deft.

(dolt)

#20 Kanrei

And much like California, the further south you go, it looks like Mexico.

That ain't nothing. Ill big story teller ran for president.

We already have one president that SUCKS!!
Are we really willing to elect another?

#25,
Yeah, the President who got sucked did a much better job =D Bring back Bill!

kan, do you mean "lie to grand jury" bill? It would be a welcome change for the better from what we have now. Damn, I didn't think I would ever speak about slick willie that way.

#16 | POSTED BY RON_KARATE

Ron, get your mind out of the gutter.....it's already WAY too crowded down here.

probably no worse than any of the other blood suckers we have had in the last 50 years. they have all allowed the life to be sucked out of the once great nation.

He was born in Transylvania!!! He's not an American!!!

Related to Vlad the Impaler would make him a relative of the British Royal Family.

#5 | Posted by danni at 2010

maybe but I bet he can produce a birth certificate..

BOOM

AND I thought this thread was about you danni anyway..

ha ha...oh...someone stop me...

ha ha...oh...someone stop me...

Some one or some train.

Both are good options.

/Spud keeds.

Be Well.

the sale of garlic is quite high where this fellow lives

haha what a clown.

This guy is very 'deadicated'.