No parent of the year award for him.

No parent of the year award for him.

Says the dipshit who bails on child support payments.

Don't blame the pot because you are a fucking 'tard boy.

We give fucking idiots perfect excuse by demonizing drugs now this fuck can try and plead that he isn't responsible. Fuck that lock his bitch as up.

"Don't blame the pot because you are a fucking 'tard boy."

In fairness, he didn't blame pot. He blamed whatever was used to lace the pot.

Seriously, this is pretty fucked up but at least the guy sought help right away. Assholes who do stuff like this usually have a "no harm, no foul" attitude unitl they kill someone.

Sully,

You are right I fell into the trap of ignoring portions in order to make my point mea culpa.

However, having done many strong drugs in my time including but not limited to lsd, mushrooms and salvia, I have never gotten to the point that I would do something like that. Though the line between real and imagine becomes blurred that is something that would strike deep into my instincts. I think that there is a combination of drugs and mental issues going on with this guy and yes it is good that he got help though I wonder if he wasn't prodded into it by his wife in an effort to try and keep the baby.

How much does he owe your Mom?

Less than the cost of the abortion that I owe yours.

At least he wasn't on the L-S-D

Maow.

Stealing backpage stories, RC? Tsk, tsk.

Stealing backpage stories, RC? Tsk, tsk.

Oops. Didn't see it. Merged.

Gotta be careful. If I stay up too late and drink too much whiskey right before bed I tend to sleep walk and usually end up pissing all over something completely missing the can.

#8 | POSTED BY LETUSPREY

Thanks for the Dragnet, Letus!

And for the LSD cat, ZH.

But now......spiders:

Thankfully I do not remember as a newborn my own father wrapping me in my blanket and putting me into the hamper in the bathroom - it is still the talk of my mother at times. I guess it was one of those wicker types! Innovative for a drunk, yes?

where was the mother? Oh yeah, she was drinking too. Why is this all his fault? Sounds like they both need some rehab. Marijuana does not make you black out....alcohol does.

Seriously, this is pretty fucked up but at least the guy sought help right away.

THIS.

Sounds like both parents need a time out.

As crappy as Child Protective Services is at actually, you know ...protecting children, it sounds like the baby needs to be fostered out until these two reprobates get their shiat together.

A bun in the oven = Gratz.

A baby in the oven = * headdesk *

Be Well.

Nanc,

That explains so much...

Thankfully I do not remember as a newborn my own father wrapping me in my blanket and putting me into the hamper in the bathroom - it is still the talk of my mother at times. I guess it was one of those wicker types! Innovative for a drunk, yes?

#15 | Posted by nanc at 2010-03-17 03:04 PM

"Thank God he didn't come back and decide to do a couple loads of laundry."

Based on the average nanc post, he did.

Is the father a Nazi?

Thank God he didn't come back and decide to do a couple loads of laundry.

Guys are genetically incapable of doing their own laundry without blowing up the washing machine.

Also we're allergic to the soap.

No, really! ^_^

Be Well.

...but did he set the timer?

I didn't know Wisgod's son lived in Kentucky.

Comedy Gold from Hicup and Fuckup....

I didn't know Wisgod's son lived in Kentucky.

#24 | Posted by furio

Less than the cost of the abortion that I owe yours.

#7 | Posted by ZombieHunter

Mmm, is that Tater Tots I smell?

Come on, now, I've been pretty baked before, but this is ridiculous.

"Comedy Gold from Hicup and Fuckup....

I didn't know Wisgod's son lived in Kentucky.

#24 | Posted by furio

Less than the cost of the abortion that I owe yours.

#7 | Posted by ZombieHunter

#25 | Posted by wisgod"

Don't worry PisBoy one day you can move up to be trailer trash if only you can teach your daughter to give freebies rather than turning tricks for local Brothers hooked on meth.

Don't worry PisBoy one day you can move up to be trailer trash if only you can teach your daughter to give freebies rather than turning tricks for local Brothers hooked on meth.

#27 | Posted by furio

Damn, you're about as funny as stage 5 lung cancer.

Gotta say - this reminds me of a kid-hating friend's line when she's asked whether she likes babies or not:

"I like them fine - I just couldn't eat a whole one by myself."

Now I have left tater tots in the oven too long when stoned but never that kind of tot. Usualy I take the kids out after no more than 20 min. Just enough to get crispy on the outside. I mean really thats what the oven timer is for no need to leave them in all night the beeping would drive me nuts.

I'm not surprised this happened, I'm just surprised it happened somewhere besides Texas.

I'm not surprised this happened, I'm just surprised it happened somewhere besides Texas.

That's worth repeating.

That's worth repeating.

Agreed.

Garnered you a much coveted Funny Flag did that!

You gotta understand that this did happen in Kentucky.

That's the only state in the union where you can pick up a Hallmark card that sez "Happy Birthday, Uncle-Daddy!"

Be Well.

There sure is a lot of double talk on the retort, today.

There sure is a lot of double talk on the retort, today.

The "problems with your submission" thingy reads...

"You did not make a comment"

Which surprised the hell outta Spud cos the current theory holds that Spud be dead three days before he stops talking about shiat.

Obviously drunken Irish gremlins with a bone to pick with the blog-god.

Be Well.

Mental illness and drug use tend to go hand in hand. A lot of mentally ill tend to self medicate.

Mental illness and drug use tend to go hand in hand. A lot of mentally ill tend to self medicate.

rcade's messing with people on a drug thread.

Kentucky daughter: "Get off me dad - you're crushing my smokes!"

rcade's messing with people on a drug thread.

#40 | Posted by Pirate

whew! I thought it was me and that brownie.

"Don't blame the pot because you are a fucking 'tard boy."

guns don't kill people ,people kill people.

So a girl in Kentucky wants to borrow the car so she asked her dad, he says well if you give me a blow job I might let you. So she sighs and gets down on her knees. A bit later she finishes up and her dad says see that wasn't so bad. She says well no but why did your dick taste like shit? Oh darn sorry honey I forgot your brother already borrowed the car.

"Garnered you a much coveted Funny Flag did that!
#34 | Posted by dethspud"

Why thank you my Canadian potato friend.

The dude was baked... and nearly was the kid.

Damn, you're about as funny as stage 5 lung cancer. - Wisgod, re: Furio

If you're the one who has it, wissy, it would have us all in stitches..