Will he a-peel?

A banana based robbery?

K!...

Sgt.: All right, bananas.

(All sigh.)

Sgt.: We haven't done them, have we? Right. Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.

Palin: Suppose he's got a bunch.

Sgt.: Shut up.

Idle: Suppose he's got a pointed stick.

Sgt.: Shut up. Right now you, Mr Apricot.

Chapman: 'Arrison.

Sgt.: Sorry, Mr. 'Arrison. Come at me with that banana. Hold it like that, that's it. Now attack me with it. Come on! Come on! Come at me! Come at me then! (Shoots him.)

Chapman: Aaagh! (dies.)

Sgt.: Now, I eat the banana. (Does so.)

Palin: You shot him!

Jones: He's dead!

Idle: He's completely dead!

Sgt.: I have now eaten the banana. The deceased, Mr Apricot, is now 'elpless.

Yes, obligatory.

Be Well.

Bananas don't kill people, only people kill people

But Barclay didn't make it hard for police to catch him. Lehigh County Senior Deputy District Attorney Tonya Tharp said Barclay left behind his wallet, which contained two ID cards and a Social Security card.
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''Yeah, I dropped that,'' Barclay told Judge Kelly L. Banach on Tuesday.

''Did you want to get caught?'' Banach asked.

''No,'' Barclay said with a laugh. ''I just dropped it.''

The guy has a hell of a sense of humor. You have to give him that much.

Hey there, is that a bananna in your pants, or are you...

...everybody on the FUCKING floor, RIGHT NOW!

Word is he'll get out on appeal.

I have to hand it to Oohrah.

He is one master debater.