Mark Morford: ey, kids! Here's something I bet you didn't know: Black people? Back in 1800 or whenever? They liked being slaves. True! Many savvy, industrious Negroes actually volunteered for that fine, desirable position. It was a completely balanced, fair, hugely successful system, until those damn liberals came along and ruined everything. Do you know what else? America was wholly victorious in Vietnam. It's a fact! Kicked some serious enemy butt!
