Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Mark Morford: ey, kids! Here's something I bet you didn't know: Black people? Back in 1800 or whenever? They liked being slaves. True! Many savvy, industrious Negroes actually volunteered for that fine, desirable position. It was a completely balanced, fair, hugely successful system, until those damn liberals came along and ruined everything. Do you know what else? America was wholly victorious in Vietnam. It's a fact! Kicked some serious enemy butt!

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Doesn't surprise me in the least. They always think they are better than the rest of the country anyway.

Ignorance breeds ignorance.

let me say it again in the words of the lying asshole president obama

these are elected offices and

"WE WON"

AND if the rest of the country doesnt like the selection

WRITE and PUBLISH YOUR OWN FUCKIN BOOKS.

Dear Mexico,
We in America have realized our crimes against you. We stole Texas. We now admit it. We are sorry. Please, take it back.

"WE WON"

Posted by afkabl2 at 2010-03-17 11:46 AM

Yup

Texas stupid:
Edit Jefferson out of American history.
Brilliant.

Bullshitpeddler is living proof that public education in Texas is shit.

bite me big boy...

the jefferson edit does bring some questions...oh hell forget that...it just doesnt make sense does it..
but again..

if WE WON is good enough for the liar in chief, then BY GOLLY its a good enough reason here too.

Deflec talking about education. Now THAT'S funny.

Not long now til Texas brings back slavery.

I'm sure they are writing that in there somewhere claiming their sovereignty.

The religious fanatic uber-cons have made the strategy of running for local school boards whilst hiding their agenda and true intent a national one.

This latest clusterfuck in Texas in just one of all too many.

Babbler tries to justify this shiat?

Well, he is an absolute idiot so that's just par for that course.

Be Well.

As far as this "we won" bullshit, I lived in a school district that ran so-called "stealth" candidates who didn't reveal they were fundamentalist whack-jobs until after they "won"
and tried to push a "creationist" book through into the science classes. We recalled their sorry asses.

It's all good. I think the coastal states should band together and come up with a multi-state standard for textbooks. I'm pretty sure the pacific and northeast states have more kids combined than Texas. Pass the idea around, maybe it will catch on.

It's all good. I think the coastal states should band together and come up with a multi-state standard for textbooks. I'm pretty sure the pacific and northeast states have more kids combined than Texas. Pass the idea around, maybe it will catch on.

#11 | Posted by dibblda

I would take that one step further---have all the leftists live in their textbook states and the rightists live in theirs---then the independents can pick where they want to live----I can predict which states will ultimately implode financially.

Cut those Shit kicking, cowboy, hicks, loose.
Texas = Ignorant fools

As far as this "we won" bullshit, I lived in a school district that ran so-called "stealth" candidates who didn't reveal they were fundamentalist whack-jobs

#10 | Posted by LetUsPrey

Doggone, LetUsPrey, I didn't realize you went to school with Obama---tell me, how long did it take before you caught on to his smoothness and dishonesty---I'll bet it took about one year---you'll have to regale us with some Obama stories when you have time sometime.

AND if the rest of the country doesnt like the selection

WRITE and PUBLISH YOUR OWN FUCKIN BOOKS.

From the guy who claims he was a teacher. I'm guessing he really did the lube jobs at Walmart.

Like I said before, aflac is trying to take over RIGHTNUT's position as Drudge's resident loon.

I know you'll be here sooner or later with "Texas" in the headline.

So this song is just for you, Nulli.

** clap clap clap clap **

LOL

Y'all better stop badmouthing Texas!!

let me say it again in the words of the lying asshole president bush and VP cheney

these are elected offices and

"WE WON"

#2 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2010-03-17 11:46 AM | Reply | Flag

FTFY

Home, home on deranged.

I doubt Texas's ability to influence text books won't be around much longer, electronic books are going to replace printed books in the near future. It's cheaper, they are lighter for the students and best of all you aren't locked into any particular book with any particular school board's crazy ideas about history.

Mark Morford puts out a good rant with no context. And from one of his links yet another rant:

"Curriculum standards also will describe the U.S. government as a "constitutional republic," rather than "democratic,"

What a blatant LIE! Just ask any progressive. "We are a democracy and not a "Republic, for which it stands"!!!

"Ultraconservatives"? New buzz word for those whom liberals don't agree with. What happened to neo-con?"

And passed along party line votes? Oh the horror. Wait! There has been some other things voted on along party lines...Oh, that's right, the Obama agenda. But hey, that's A-OK.

"Mark Morford puts out a good rant with no context"

Did he neglect to mention that Texas ranks 50th among the states in percentage of citizens with a high school diploma?

Bowel Movement doesn't like 'ultraconservatives'. How about crazy constipated conservative crap collectors?

Did he neglect to mention that Texas ranks 50th among the states in percentage of citizens with a high school diploma?

Yes he did, but we knew like a puppet you'd be here to say it. LOL

But we got a working economy and jobs. Too bad that education doesn't equal intelligence. California might be economically viable like Texas. LOL I'd rather be smart and diplomaless than stupid and carrying the sheepskin.

Drown your sorrows in more "texas sucks" stats, dull. Glad such a simple thing works to please your simple mind.

and people wonder why the US is behind the rest of the known world in education.

...why the US is behind the rest of the known world in education.

How much education does one need in order to fill out a job application at McDonalds or join the military?

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

See: Glenn Beck fer proof of this.

Be Well.

...a further evidence of useful idiots on the march...

"let me say it again in the words of the lying asshole president obama

these are elected offices and

"WE WON""

What did you win? Ignorant, misinformed children?

Hooray for you, idiot.

Dear San Fransicko, get your filth out of Washington and stick it back in the mud at Woodstock because you are wrecking the country

Dear San Fransicko, get your filth out of Washington and stick it back in the mud at Woodstock because you are wrecking the country

This message brought to you by the Party that wrecked the U.S. economy, brought us to the threshold of another Great Depression, ran the deficts into the stratosphere and deregulated everything they could in the quest to prove their ideology isn't a complete failure.

The only option? Rewrite history.

Fucking morons.

#30 | Posted by YAV at 2010-03-18 10:31 AM | Reply | Flag: Newsworthy

Deflec talking about education. Now THAT'S funny.

#7 | Posted by LetUsPrey

well I could talk about how party over country is the right idea when it comes to vote for obamacare and I could talk about circumventing and throwing out the constitution or I could talk about treating terrorists killers like thugs who rob the corner store and I could talk about how I support murdering more innocent life in the womb because to not would mean more COSTS to the country but then you would have to call me a goddamn democrat.

and kudos to you for sticking to the dnc 'company line' of bullshit with no ability to say anything else on the matter.

WRITE and PUBLISH YOUR OWN FUCKIN BOOKS.

From the guy who claims he was a teacher. I'm guessing he really did the lube jobs at Walmart.

Like I said before, aflac is trying to take over RIGHTNUT's position as Drudge's resident loon.

#15 | Posted by northguy3

why not in california or michigan or new york.
OH I Know..dems have bankrupt them with liberalism

well then nevermind

once more...you dont like what they select or take out..DO IT YOURSELF..otherwise shut the fuck up about texas or the ELECTED board.

OHYEAH
this is an improvement..it used to be that TWO people did the editing and lobbying for the whole thing...names were gabler I believe...

and YES leaving out TJ is just plain silly

Babbler tries to justify this shiat?

Well, he is an absolute idiot so that's just par for that course.

Be Well.

#9 | Posted by dethspud at

I am not justifing anything except to justify the comment back to your next sentence. go fuck yourself and your comment is proof that IM right and you simply have no answer to my charge..

thanks for playing though...

And passed along party line votes? Oh the horror. Wait! There has been some other things voted on along party lines...Oh, that's right, the Obama agenda. But hey, that's A-OK.

#21 | Posted by KBM at 2010

thank you for explaining it so simply that maybe even the above nimrods can understand but you see they DO Get the point...they just cant stand the realization that TWO can play at that same game from the goddamn democrats.

WE WON""

What did you win? Ignorant, misinformed children?

Hooray for you, idiot.

#28 | Posted by Sully at 2010

see what I mean.,.

and a big howdy to you too...............

Jesus H, AFLACK2...
calm down a bit.

im just answering my 'mail' from yesterday...

"see what I mean.,.

and a big howdy to you too..............."

BLT - This isn't a lefty/righty thing. You've admitted on this thread that you agree that at least some of these changes are just wrong. So even you know that these changes will only hurt the kids who have to use these crap textbooks. Yet you support the changes anyway. I'm sorry but that makes you an idiot and it has nothing to do with partisan politics.

Since history books have been written by libs in the past, it's about time it has been grought back in line with the truth again.

Like I said before, aflac is trying to take over RIGHTNUT's position as Drudge's resident loon.

Trying?

He's succeeded for the first time.

#41 | Posted by Sniper at 2010-03-18 12:01 PM | Reply | Flag: Never heard of Thomas Jefferson either.

Didn't do well in American History, did you snappy?

Here's a little reading list for you.

Everything by Thomas Paine.

Benjamin Franklin by Walter Isaacson.

The Declaration of Independence.

The Constitution.

The Jefferson - Adams letters.

#29 | Posted by RIGHTPOLICY

Woodstock is in San Francisco?

You must be a Texas public school graduate.

Yet you support the changes anyway. I'm sorry but that makes you an idiot and it has nothing to do with partisan politics.

#40 | Posted by Sully at 2010-03-18 11:58 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusiv
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fuck you

my point is that liberal fucks will yell and brag that they won an election and that gives them the sanction to fuck us over for years and years with obamacare...
and so then the same can be used here whether you like it or not.

make the same statement

come up with your own fuckin books, then

zat, WTF does thoes things have to do with the history books in school? Don't be a dumb fuck and read a new one.

"my point is that liberal fucks will yell and brag that they won an election and that gives them the sanction to fuck us over for years and years with obamacare.. and so then the same can be used here whether you like it or not."

Yeah, so your point is "I think Obama and his supporters are fucking us over and when I complain they say 'well we won'".

"So, out of spite, I am going to support total morons who I know are going to hurt the children of Texas by giving them a shit education because saying "well they won" will annoy liberals that I don't like..."

Supporting people who are only harming the children in your state to spite 'liberals' makes you an idiot.

let me say it again in the words of the lying asshole president obama

these are elected offices and

"WE WON"

#2 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2010-03-17 11:46 AM | Reply | Flag:

Soon, you and your fellow simpletons will be skipping over the Obama Presidency in History Books.

my point is that liberal fucks will yell and brag that they won an election and that gives them the sanction to fuck us over for years and years with obamacare...
and so then the same can be used here whether you like it or not.

#45 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2010-03-18 12:28 PM | Reply | Flag:

'Fuck you over'?

Do you feel the same way regarding the soldiers who Bush sent to die in Iraq?

I bet they wish 'Obamacare' was only 'fucking over' the got. Instead, they're dead because Bush had Daddy Issues.

How much education does one need in order to fill out a job application at McDonalds or join the military?

#26 | Posted by dethspud

Not a lot more than you need to go on the doll in canada.

Did he neglect to mention that Texas ranks 50th among the states in percentage of citizens with a high school diploma?

#22 | Posted by nullifidian

Maybe, that's why (comparatively) they are doing better then other states.

You know...the id says the darndest things sometimes. I'm starting to get the impression that Snippydoodle is simply (pun intended) one of Rcades alleged mystery provocateurs.

On the doll? It's "dole," with an "e." Which I find hilarious this being a thread about textbooks and the quality of education they engender.

I strenously object to my tax dollars being used to spread a biblical worldview. One of my sisters, a grown woman in her 50s, wholeheartedly believes that man walked the earth with dinosaurs and no amount of dissuading will shake her from that wacky notion. The insidious infiltration of Jeebusistas into the schoolboards of this country will only result in our children and grandchildren remaining ignorant and oh-so-malleable to the next Big Lie dejour. We can't have the little scamps thinking for themselves, now can we? The last time we let that happen, we got the '60s and all that satanic counter-culture liberalism that came with it. And everyone knows...educated liberals make the baby Jesus cry.

Maybe, that's why (comparatively) they are doing better then other states.

#52 | Posted by matsop at 2010-03-18 01:44 PM | Reply | Flag:

Why is it rightists can't tell the difference between "then" and "than". This guy isn't the only one. I think it is actually a brain disorder.

"Why is it rightists can't tell the difference between "then" and "than". This guy isn't the only one. I think it is actually a brain disorder."

Funny, and I have to assume meant ironically. Really, I know more than a few leftists who don't know that difference, nor the difference between "since" and "because" or between "although" and "while."

Oh, and I'm not even gonna comment on this one 'cause y'all know what I would say. (grin)

ya, ya, ya. Funny, though, that Texas has probably the best economy in the union right now...

"
Did he neglect to mention that Texas ranks 50th among the states in percentage of citizens with a high school diploma?"

So what? There are seven worse then according to obama

www.bls.gov

Texans like to think they are number one...comes frm staring at the sun too long me thinks...kinda like Repugs think America has the best health care yet rates 37th in the world.

Texas is number 19th in Unemployment Rates for States
Monthly Rankings Seasonally Adjusted Jan. 2010

1 NORTH DAKOTA 4.2
2 NEBRASKA 4.6
3 SOUTH DAKOTA 4.8
4 KANSAS 6.4
5 IOWA 6.6
6 OKLAHOMA 6.7
6 VERMONT 6.7
8 MONTANA 6.8
8 UTAH 6.8
10 HAWAII 6.9
10 VIRGINIA 6.9
12 NEW HAMPSHIRE 7.0
13 MINNESOTA 7.3
14 COLORADO 7.4
14 LOUISIANA 7.4
16 MARYLAND 7.5
17 ARKANSAS 7.6
17 WYOMING 7.6
19 MAINE 8.2
19 TEXAS 8.2

Babbler tries to justify this shiat?

Well, he is an absolute idiot so that's just par for that course.

Be Well.
#9 | Posted by dethspud at

I am not justifing anything except to justify the comment back to your next sentence. go fuck yourself and your comment is proof that IM right and you simply have no answer to my charge..
thanks for playing though...

#35 | POSTED BY AFKABL2

Its would be amazing that aflac the cock gobbler doesn't get his ass beat daily from local yokel's that know him.

Since history books have been written by libs in the past, it's about time it has been grought back in line with the truth again.

#41 | Posted by Sniper at 2010-03-18 12:01 PM | Reply | Flag:Believes evolution is Hooey!

Btw snippy do you know who did approve the last batch of History text books used by the most of the Nations Public School systems or are you just talking that shiat out yer butt again?

"We're Murricans! We're the best! We don't need no fucken edumacation!" - the right

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