Make up your mind dammit.

They said they would call me. But they never called.

It has a gender, genetically. The external packaging may have been removed, but the chromosomes are still there.

That the world's first genderless person should be an Englishit doesn't surprise me in the least.

God save the queens.

It has a gender, genetically. The external packaging may have been removed, but the chromosomes are still there.

So does Jamie Lee Curtis (and millions of other women, some of whom you may have slept with). She is XY, but has androgen insensitivity syndrome.

Are you saying that she is male? Are men who sleep with any XY individual homosexual?

More importantly, what defines gender? What defines gender identity?

If you knew dick about human biology, 1lib, you would know the answer to both of these questions extends beyond an individual's chromosomal complement.

More importantly, what defines gender?

Wiener or no wiener.

Wiener or no wiener.

Hahahahaha that policy generally won't fail you. Unless you happen across a woman with an oversized clitoris. I could link to an image, but I don't want to get dumped and also be liable for puke-stained keyboards.

Does he have "Kung-Fu Grip" as well? Or is he more like a Ken doll?

"She turned me into a neuter"

"A neuter?"

"I got better"

If you knew dick...

#7 | Posted by ZombieHunter

I am sure you are an expert on that subject.

I was referring to the definition from a dictionary.

2. gender - the properties that distinguish organisms on the basis of their reproductive roles

Now I guess you could say that removing the organ(s) render a person genderless.

You using Vern's dictionary now? Pay attention to #2

gender (jndr)
n.
1. The sex of an individual, male or female, based on reproductive anatomy.

2. Sexual identity, especially in relation to society or culture.

Are we now saying that you can have an identity of none?

Do they get their own bathroom? And if not, what would a good discrimination lawsuit against companies without proper accommodations haul in?

And what do you call he/she? Those who have done sex changes are easy, call them what they've become, but what of the people who stop halfway?

Nulls? Voids? Nones? (not to be confused with nuns).

The real problem will be in pronoun usage.

He? She? It?

S/He? S/Shim? Sh/it?

S/her, why not?

How about "blank"?

As in, that blankety-blank blank's been in the men's room for 20 minutes now. What the blank is that blankety-blank blank DOING in there?

wikipedia:

In addition, Norse Gods were capable of changing gender at will, for example Loki, the trickster god, frequently disguised himself as a woman and gave birth to a foal while in the form of a white mare, after a sexual encounter with the stallion Svailfari. Comparison of a man to a child-bearing woman was a common insult in Scandinavia, and the implication that Loki may be bisexual was considered an insult.

Sorry:

I'm gonna have one more and try to fuck norse".

Wouldn't it be "I'm gonna try and have one more Bud Light Wheat"?

I mean, that makes a Chelada look good.

It is either XX or XY. Unless there is a new third option, this person has gender.

Hey, Chelada aint bad either.

Maybe I just enjoy drinking too much. Now I'm going to have another 7&7.

"Hey, Chelada aint bad either."

Ick. When presented with a glass of tomato juice, I say "Make mine Vodka!"

If some people want to be described as genderless I see little reason why not. How many issues are there in life where gender has to matter? Now that gay marriage is accepted in some countries, bathrooms and prisons are the only places I can think of where it would matter. Prisons already have to deal with transsexuals, and post-operative transsexuals use the bathroom of their new gender without controversy.

"She turned me into a neuter"

"A neuter?"

"I got better"

Wah ha ha ha ha ha! That's freaking funny! Great reference.

A 48-year-old Brit who had a male-to-female sex change in 1990 has become the world's first officially recognized genderless person.

Corky must have been late filing the papework.

Well,
At least it won't breed.

It's always nice to check in here in the morning and know that, no matter what else may be happening in my life, that Crackfish has still not lost his Jones for me.

If you knew dick about human biology, 1lib, you would know the answer to both of these questions extends beyond an individual's chromosomal complement.

#7 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2010-03-16 09:19 PM | Reply | Flag:

How do you tell
if it's a female?
'Cause it's got tits.

What makes 'em different
than regular tits?

They got four.

What the hell kind of BS is this, "I don't feel like a guy or a girl" whiny crap. Pick one and get in line asshole!

Unless you happen across a woman with an oversized clitoris.

#9 | Posted by ZombieHunter

Ya............ if it is even close to 1/2 inch its huge. Quit the photo shop shit zom.

Ya............ if it is even close to 1/2 inch its huge. Quit the photo shop shit zom.

I would never photoshop something like that. First, I'm not good enough to make it look convincing, and second... um... why?

And you believe all thoes pictures are real? SHIT!!!!

he's a man. What's the fuss? He's a stupid, crazy man, but still...

C'mon, the chromosones determine the gender, this person is whatever gender it was born. Just look at the chromosones.

One more rung on the ladder to gender confusion, and the liberating consequences!

The Wonderful World of Optimized Ethics!

Are you saying that she is male? Are men who sleep with any XY individual homosexual?

#6 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2010-03-16 09:16 PM

Here it comes, gender-neutral washrooms. Ladies, Gents, and DRONES.

So, do all the marxist girlie boys get categorized under that same lack of gender?

"She turned me into a neuter"

"A neuter?"

"I got better"

#11 | Posted by LetUsPrey

Actually the line was:

"She turned me into a newt", not neuter

But still a very good movie.

But still a very good movie.

One of my faves

Elvis loved it.

One thing I learned recently that is firmly in Elvis's favor is that he was a huge fan of Monty Python and watched "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" repeatedly.

This surprises me, I always imagined Elvis would have had a George-Bush-style sense of humor: corny, simple, slapstick, crude. I guess I misunderestimated him.

I've driven by, but never toured Graceland. Friends are coming to visit from NYC in April. Their 8 year old wants to see it. I'm driving them, and so will be touring the Jungle Room and Meditation Garden. I wonder if they sell peanut butter and mayo sandwiches there?

"What else floats on water?"

Seriously, though, Goatman....I don't think anybody REALLY thought the line was "neuter."