Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Cornell University is dealing with six student suicides this year, including two within the past week, and has stationed police officers and security guards on all of the bridges that cross the gorges that cut through the campus. "It's well known that Cornell has a reputation as a 'suicide school,' which is not consistent with the reality of the statistics," said Timothy Marchell, the university's director of mental health initiatives.

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Ever BEEN to Cornell? I'm surprised it's that low.

My father, a Cornell graduate, used to on occasion sing the following:

Way high above Cayuga's waters there is an awful smell.
Some say its Cayuga's water, others say its Cornell.

Are they Asian students? Those fuckers will jump off a building if the get a skidmark in their BVD's.

Cornell's campus is the most beautiful I ever saw. My son almost went there. Those bridges that go over waterfalls throughout the campus are awesome but have a strange mesmerizing affect on people when they cross. A little voice whispers, "Go ahead and jump." Luckily most peoplew can fight off the urge.

"A little voice whispers, "Go ahead and jump."

Go back. Immediately.

I have a list...

don't people go to cornell when they fail to gain entry elsewhere?

is cornell anyone's "first choice"?

Well, if you wanna be a veterinarian....nah, they'd go to UC Davis.

Is Cornell anyone's 'first choice'?

It was Nard Dog's:

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I though Cornell was supposed to be prestigious? I went to Fresno State. It was a good school but I won't lie and say it was academically tough.

don't people go to cornell when they fail to gain entry elsewhere?

is cornell anyone's "first choice"?

#7 | Posted by visiter at 2010-03-16 09:47 PM | Reply | Flag: Couldn't get into Cornell

Reminds me of one of THE absolute best Woody Allen scenes ever (Annie Hall)...

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JM

Did Dr. Kevorkian attend Cornell?
I had a friend who told
me about the suicide gorges 30 years ago. Not much
has changed, it seems.

Dockj

Better

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Keith Olber-turd thinks he did. Too bad he didn't add to the statistic.

"My son almost went there.
#4 | Posted by fwthom"

But then a janitor position opened up at Yale, and he thought that would be more prestigious.

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