Texas Flag! ^_^

Gohmert?

Is the "T" silent?

Be Well.

Fortunately only a few hundred or so people showed up.... mostly the cast and crew from Alice in Wonderland.

Texas. The comedy gift that keeps on giving.

I thought "demons" were "non-partisan".

Texas. The comedy gift that keeps on giving.

Lawls!

True is that.

That sed the same place that gave us Joe Horn, Gohmert Pyle, George Bush, Goatman and Tom Delay also gave the world Lyndon and Ladybird Johnson, Farrah Fawcett, Rcade, Zatoichi, and Willie Nelson.

Talk about conflicted!

Be Well.

-Lyndon and Ladybird Johnson, Farrah Fawcett, Rcade, Zatoichi, and Willie Nelson

And Corky and Kinky Freidman...not necessarily in that order.

#5 | Posted by dethspud

And not to mention, Molly Ivins and Jim Hightower.

And Corky and Kinky Freidman...not necessarily in that order.

~Corky

Corky and Kinky is RAWK!

/Sorry fer fergittin' yer origin tale there, Corky!

And not to mention, Molly Ivins and Jim Hightower.

~Nullifidian.

Truly!

Dang, Spud is miss Molly sommat fierce.

That gal could write!

Be Well.

Nobody's mentioned Ann Richards?

- Molly Ivins and Jim Hightower.

Tejas legends, along with Ann Richards and Barbara Jordon.... who were drinking buddies with Miss Molly.

Like to have been a fly on the wall at one of those parties!

Nobody's mentioned Ann Richards?

Tejas legends, along with Ann Richards and Barbara Jordon..

All apologies.

Ann Richards is rawk too!

K, getting too many good Texans on the list.

Gotta offset 'em somehow...

Hmmm... got it!

Lee Harvey Oswald, Clyde Barrow and Anna Nicole Smith!

:>P

Be Well.

Don't forget that dude in the clock tower.

Exorcising his free speech rights...

Exorcising his free speech rights...

#14 | Posted by TrueBlue

Well played, sir, well played.

FF! ^_^

Don't forget that dude in the clock tower.

#13 | Posted by LetUsPrey

Good point.

But then Spud remembered Red Adair, Carol Burnett, Walter Cronkite, Buddy Holly, Sam Houston, Janis Joplin, Jane Mansfield, Admiral Nimitz, Roy Orbison, Gene Roddenberry, Nolan Ryan and ZZ Top.

Dang, wot frakkin' Texan can Spud come up with who is so intrinsically evil that he wipes out the contributions of them folks?

* googles some more *

Got it.

Karl Rove.

Game, set and match.

Be Well.

/Alright lads and lasses, enuff blog fun fer now
//Tater 'o Doom exiting the beluffed Tort as ya do
stage left.

"Jane(sic) Mansfield"

That's JAYNE god dammit!!

Don't lose your head over it, Zat.

Talk about conflicted!

Be Well.

Posted by dethspud

Conflicting only to closed minded idiots who stereotype. But don't worry, deth, maybe one day you'll grow up, throw that broad brush away, and understand that in any sufficiently large group of people you'll find every type imaginable. I hope for your sake it's soon so you won't feel so conflicting. Good luck with that because judging by your posting history, there's not much chance of you stopping your stereotyping.

RE: #15 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2010-03-16 07:25 PM

TOO funny that pic!

possible caption:

"This town ain't big enough for the three of us."

As I said yesterday, one thread about Texas produces multiple posts from the dull one. More than 15% so far from him. LOL Dance, dull, dance!

" one thread about Texas produces multiple posts from the dull one. More than 15% so far from him"

Another intellectually dishonest post from PettyGoat. He'll have to find someone else to play with at the Junction.

"I wish this had happened in Texas so I could whine about it".
...

Posted by goatman at 2010-03-16 08:02 PM | Reply

bla bla bla ditto
#3 | Posted by goatman at 2010-03-16 07:58 PM | Reply | Flag

Looks like my very own little troll PettyGoat has the hots for me tonight.

"Looks like my very own little troll PettyGoat has the hots for me tonight."

Didn't yer mother ever tell you it's not nice to pick on retarded kids?

Didn't yer mother ever tell you it's not nice to pick on retarded kids?

I presume you think dull is a nice guy since you are a blind partisan and dull is one of your kind. And he doesn't 'pick on' you, Dave. Nice self-insult there. But your self-revelation isn't news to anyone who has read more than one of your posts. LOL

I'll bet you are a shitty chess player too, aren't you, big guy? Gotta look more than one move ahead to be successful at that, too.

The art of the simile falls upon retard Lefty ears. No doubt products of public education.

"home schooled in Texas" -- baffling.

-Clyde Barrow

A great-uncle on my father's side.

We need a "Demon Protection Act" to keep them from being discriminated against.

They're just hatched/born/called into being that way, it isn't their fault they are demons!.

The guy is an idiot but the headline is misleading. He's not saying healthcare reform is the work of demons. He's comparing certain people he views as liars to demons.

Texas. The comedy gift that keeps on giving.

#3 | Posted by nullifidian

LOL!!!

What would you call the bullshit going on, then?

Your leaders are making a fool out of you!

Wake the fuck up.

But the Repugs used 'deem and pass so many times before!!!

-- Doc

The guy is an idiot but the headline is misleading. He's not saying healthcare reform is the work of demons. He's comparing certain people he views as liars to demons.

#28 | Posted by Sully

The guy's an idiot? Shame on you, Sully. You said that only to avoid ridicule. You are smarter than that.

Explain to me who the Dems are serving? They are doing their job and serving the people...

Texas. The comedy gift that keeps on giving.

#3 | Posted by nullifidian

Laughing all the way to the bank mutha futha. Texas is where all the jobs are, and where there is a budget surplus, and no state income tax. Out ye demons of stupidity!

Yeeeee-HAW! That's mah area of the State!

(what an idiot Gohmer is! Foot in mouth at every opportunity!

Rightpolicy:
If Texas has a budget surplus, then why are all of the traffic citation fees, DMV fees, state park fees, etc. going up?

If Texas is so healthy as you assert, then why are all public universities being required to give up 5% of their budget this year and have been told to brace for 5% cut next year?

It's one thing to be ignorant, but you, madam, are "Texas ignorant."

It's one thing to be ignorant, but you, madam, are "Texas ignorant."

#34 | Posted by SamBarber

Why do you live there?

Texas is too Conservative for even me! Maybe it's just too hot. I like Colorado Springs much better.

You've got to be a complete moron to stay in a state that will never change and see your Liberal views.

Move to Boulder!!!

How the hell do you ever find your way around CS? It has the most screwed up road system I have seen in a long time. If you drive down most any street in that town, you can go all 4 directions in less than 10 miles without the streed name changing.

last night on cspan...louie and two others went through the senate bill And QUOTED It from the bill itself and it should scare each and every one of you and of course being too much of liberal fucks, you dont get the east texas reference..but thats okay...

some items READ FROM THE BILL

credits to PERSCRIPTION drugs only
BYE BYE GENERIC in many cases..remember that when you liberal fucks get to the drugstore window..

BLUECROSS in nebraska and michigan...EXEMPT FROM TAXES the rest of us will have to pay..
enjoy that liberal fucks in california and new york..

bill provides for a senario where only one firm could sell 'advantage' policies and that firm

AARP of course....

it was a disasterous period for dems who sent out some dick rookie from ohio who just read dem talking points..

thank you cspan

If Texas is so healthy as you assert, then why are all public universities being required to give up 5% of their budget this year and have been told to brace for 5% cut next year?

#34 | Posted by SamBarber

Because the Longhorns didn't win the national championship this year...but next year Hook'em Horns!

This liberal fuck can't get generic meds in his limited, shitty health plan...

but feel free to quote instead of paraphrasing...sorry, but I don't trust drunken ex-band directors

"Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Tex.) declared that 'demons' have invaded the nation's capital."

That's short for "Demoncrats."

Laughing all the way to the bank mutha futha. Texas is where all the jobs are, and where there is a budget surplus, and no state income tax. Out ye demons of stupidity!

If so then why don't all the unemployed people want to work or move their? Could it be that they don't want neighbors like Bush, Rove or goatman?

Evidently Mark Morford of the San Francisco Chronicle has been here, because his column today is spot on topic:

"These irrefutable facts -- and many more just like them -- are brought to you by the Texas State Board of Education, packed like a jug of rancid tartar sauce with intellectually numb simpletons who smell like ignorance and taste like fear. The TSBE: We make revisionist brainwashing fun!"

Maybe they should hire the Vatican Exorcist, Father Gabriele Amorth. He will catch them all and put them in a bottle in the Vatican basement.

Maybe they should hire the Vatican Exorcist, Father Gabriele Amorth. He will catch them all and put them in a bottle in the Vatican basement.

oops! oops!

Gohmert needs to team up with Jindal.

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Tex.) declared that "demons" have invaded the nation's capital, forcing lawmakers to mislead the public about the content of the health care bill.

Ya, things like "government takeover" and "death panels" and "they're cutting grandma's Medicare".

The guy's an idiot? Shame on you, Sully. You said that only to avoid ridicule. You are smarter than that.

Explain to me who the Dems are serving? They are doing their job and serving the people...

#31 | Posted by Eddie at 2010-03-17 11:18 AM | Reply | Flag:

No, you're right! Clearly this man is right-on with his assertion that there are actual 'Demons' in DC.

Sure.

Clearly this man is right-on with his assertion that there are actual 'Demons' in DC.

Sure.

#48 | Posted by COMMONSENSE

you know you might be on to something here... we should hold them to their words when they talk this GlennBeckian shit and let them bring in the Exorcist to root out the Demons.

Now that would be quite a show.

If so then why don't all the unemployed people want to work or move their?

???

I doubt if the 1,000+ that are moving there daily are employed, ringo. We are seeing a repeat of the first great rust belt migration of the '80s.

Maybe you should only speak of things you know about like pineapples.

Well, Mississippi still cancels proms rather than let lesbians attend. Aside from that, Texas has to be where, if they give America an enema, this is where they insert the tube. Mexico probably doesn't want it back. herm

"Now that would be quite a show.

#49 | Posted by donnerboy"

I'm still waiting for that pussy Hannity to be waterboarded "for charity". Chickenshit loser.

Mexico probably doesn't want it back

With an economy almost as big as Mexico's itself, I'm sure you are right herm. They'd have no desire in it at all. *snark off*

It's truly amazing (indeed, mind boggling) how willing partisan idiots are to let the world know how stupid being owned by their party makes them.

Someone here was touting a 'poll' by the New England Journal of Medicine.

Another bullshit story:

Right-wing media have seized on a dubious, three-month old email "survey" that purports to show that physicians are concerned about health care reform and that 46 percent of the primary care doctors surveyed "indicated that they would leave medicine - or try to leave medicine - as a result of health reform." Many media figures have falsely attributed this survey to the New England Journal of Medicine. For example, on Fox & Friends, co-host Brian Kilmeade said: "The New England Journal of Medicine has published a report and did a survey, and they said the impact of reform on primary care physicians, 46 percent, they say, feel reform will force them out or make them want to leave medicine."

This is false.

Media Matters for America contacted the New England Journal of Medicine, which confirmed it neither conducted nor published the "survey."

"Brian Kilmeade said: "The New England Journal of Medicine has published a report and did a survey, and they said the impact of reform on primary care physicians, 46 percent, they say, feel reform will force them out or make them want to leave medicine." This is false."

What's the over/under on how long it will take Fox to retract?

DANFORTH

They'll just move onto the next piece of dribble the right wing will swallow hook, line, and sinker.

That's their MO

"They'll just move onto the next piece of dribble the right wing will swallow hook, line, and sinker. "

Shit.

And I was hoping there was some money to be made betting Sean Hannity would still be reporting it as 'fact' more than 48 hours after it had been debunked.

Well, Mississippi still cancels proms rather than let lesbians attend.

Actually, herm, it wasn't MIssissippi that canceled the prom. It was the school board of a small town. It would be just as accurate for a Frenchman to say, "Well, the US still cancels proms . . ."

Why do you let your politics and irrational hatred of southern states cloud what would probably be an otherwise sharp mind, herm?

And I was hoping there was some money to be made betting Sean Hannity would still be reporting it as 'fact' more than 48 hours after it had been debunked.

#57 | Posted by Danforth

Man, if you find a place that'll take those bets I'm ON!

Yeah, buddy, there are abou 2500+ "demons" in the capitol, agitating, bringing about changes and PUSHING OBAMACARE AT EVERY TURN. They are also called Insurance Company and Pharmaceutical Corporate LOBBYISTS.

The money they are spreading around to get one set of Americans (congress) to betray the other set (Citizens) is the GNP of a couple of 3rd World Countries combined, and not showing any signs of stopping.

LOUIE also said that the only way to PASS this was to eat it.

get it..eat it and pass it as its a piece of shit.
this is east texas folksy humor and if it were from a dem supporting this affront to our liberty you assholes would put him in the 'kinky freedman' category..

but keep at it...cause you 'aint' got nuttin else