Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Monday, March 15, 2010

People leave more than fingerprints when they touch stuff -- they also deposit a tell-tale trail of germs that could help investigators solve crimes, U.S. researchers reported on Monday. "Each one of us leaves a unique trail of bugs behind as we travel through our daily lives," said researcher Noah Fierer.

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This story bugs me.

What happens when you pick up someone elses bacteria?

After this story and the NG program about sperm last night, I may never have sex again.

how many years, or decades, will it take to implement this as a real world application.

Going to have to get the 55 gallon drum of antiseptic now, put it on wheels and put an atomizer on it while dragging it around behind me.

#5 | Posted by daprof

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We need to start creating a data base with all of humanities germ profiles...

On a lighter note, Invader Zim had a germ problem too...

Cool. A good movie plot.

Imagine in the future when someone is running for president and they have the tech to trail someone's entire life. They would take a candidate, pick up his germ trail, and follow it through an entire lifetime!

I know what you are thinking, things like air travel or car travel are solved with a 1 line fix (cue the scientist, played by Buschemi, preferrably) "The germ trail could be followed as our extra sensitive trail detector, Raytheon's Bloodhound device, allows for detection of even the most minute amounts of unique germs still remaining in the jet stream or roads of the world".

Presidential hopeful AndyUheNet would have his Republican party nomination bid fall far short, after finding he frequented "Cruisin' Chubbies" in Wisconsin, a dive gentleman's club.

Awesome, AU. Do I get the cool clothes too?

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Someone get this dude a Kleenex.

It's Darby's Fault!!!

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"People Leave Unique Trail of Germs"

...others leave a unique trails of destruction.

And somewhere off in the ether the shade of Howard Hughes is wince!

Be Well.

This makes perfect sense....
As I've never met an rtard that didn't make me sick to my stomach.

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