"Donna Simpson, from New Jersey"

Did not see that coming. Wow.

Give her healthcare for free so the taxpayers can fund this nonsense.

Does she only accept money from men?

Overweight, poor, single mother, from New Jersey, probably a Democrat.

WHAT

THE

FUCK!!!!

This reminds me of that movie with Dianne Lane where she is an FBI agent chasing a man who kills using website where the more people who log on, the faster the person dies.

Overweight, poor, single mother, from New Jersey, probably a Democrat.

#4 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

...Guys that pay to watch... Republicans.

i hope she has a home nurse to keep her alive, or she's not going to make it

Overweight, poor, single mother, from New Jersey, probably a Democrat.

#4 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2010-03-15 05:25 PM | Reply | Flag:

Sorry Cupcake, let's look at the facts;

Five Fattest States:

1) Mississippi (32.5% obesity)
2) Alabama
3) West Virginia
4) Tennessee
5) South Carolina

Five Slimmest States:
1) Colorado (18.9% obesity)
2) Massachusetts
3) Connecticut
4) Rhode Island
5) Hawaii

...Guys that pay to watch... Republicans.

#6 | Posted by Chill at 2010-03-15 05:33 PM

lol! Good one.

#9 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE
Thanks, That's I got;-)

She is obviously a republican. You can't even collect food stamps if you earn $39,000 a year and no self respecting democrat would not collect food stamps or get private health insurance. Just ask any republican if you don't believe me. No self respecting republican would go on a health food diet either.

Sorry Cupcake, let's look at the facts;

Five Fattest States:

1) Mississippi (32.5% obesity)
2) Alabama
3) West Virginia
4) Tennessee
5) South Carolina

Five Slimmest States:
1) Colorado (18.9% obesity)
2) Massachusetts
3) Connecticut
4) Rhode Island
5) Hawaii

healthyamericans.org

#8 | Posted by COMMONSENSE

The jokes about the Democrat eating and the Republicans watching are funny as hell however I would say these stats have more to do with poverty levels than anything else. It is a well known fact that the poor eat like shit.

"She is obviously a republican". you could have stopped right there...everyone reading will just sigh and call you an asshole no matter what party they belong to

obama should take her with him on one of his health care tours and show the country one of the people who the evil insurance company's won't insure.

Black kid. Homies love fat women.

Oh, that makes her a Democrat.

FuckWad Timmie is in LOVE!!!!

"obama should take her with him on one of his health care tours and show the country one of the people who the evil insurance company's won't insure."

Better yet, the repubs should use her as an example of how spending trillions on healthcare reform has nothing to do with reforming health.

everyone reading will just sigh and call you an asshole no matter what party they belong to

...says a guy who calls himself turd. LOL

"...says a guy who calls himself turd. LOL"

As opposed to Jerry Springer? lol

If Big Donna wants to rake in some real dough, she should get someone to knock her down and then charge people to watch her struggle to get back up.

The fun could go on for hours...

Wow, just wow...

At what point doesn't a person say "hey I really need to get into better shape"? 300lb? 450lb? 600lbs?

What an insane person...

600-Pound Woman: Pay to Watch Me Kill Myself while Half of the World Goes Hungry

I'd like to weigh in on this...

Her food bill exceeds $800 a week. Men pay to watch her eat junk food.

I saw this article earlier today and told Mrs Oohrah about it over dinner. She stared at me in disbelief when I told her the boyfriend was a "belly man."

I guess everyone needs a goal to work toward. Can't say this would be on the top of my list. Maybe she's angling for a reality show.

Any suggestions for a show title?

This woman is sick--in the head.

She won't live past 50 if she does what she says she is going to do.

And then leave her daughter without a mother.

----

Any suggestions for a show title?

#24 | Posted by OohRah at

How about 'BARF'?

This person obviously has a mental problem. I am curious would the new Obama Healthcare takeover cover this person for free if she becam unemployed after intentionally doing this to herself?

Or will she be sent to leftwing Nazi fatcamp and told she can't have any more donuts.

I guess with the future healthcare rationing that is surely to come she might be left out in the cold.

I think she has a death wish.

Hopefully, someone will intervene.

#24 | Posted by OohRah at 2010-03-15 08:36 PM

How about:

"Who Wants to Marry a Tub of Lard?"
"Biggest Gainers"
"When Life Gives You Lemons, Eat everything in Sight"
"Titanic 2"
"Worst Blind Date Ever"
"LOST (in creases)"
"Whole lotta Rosey"
"The Newly Fed Game"
"Final Destination 6: CELLULOSE"
"Tremors 5: FOOTSTEPS"
"DONNA: At Large"
"The Simpson"

Okay, it was short notice...

#28 | Posted by Capt_Of_Uranus at 2010-03-15 09:10 PM

Oh, I forgot: "DEATH WISH 5: THE FATTENING"

Captain... you forgot the most obvious...

My Big Fat Jersey Wedding

Unleash the Kraken!

You know, it takes a really off-the-wall person to make Octomom look sane, but I think ol' Donna has done the trick.

#30 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2010-03-15 09:21 PM

Doh!!!

FF...

You know, it takes a really off-the-wall person to make Octomom look sane, but I think ol' Donna has done the trick.

#32 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore at 2010-03-15 10:02 PM

Do they make a toilet big enough? Inquiring minds want to know. Also how many rolls per dookie?

Is she one of those Jersey Shore girls?

Snoopy, Snotty, Slutty, Snooty... What's her name?

Herpe.

Sorry Cupcake, let's look at the facts

Since when have facts ever mattered? Republicans are like my wife, they want to talk about how they feel about things, not about reality.

"I like big butts and I cannot lie..."

(This women should be institutionalized....)

I think she (or it) represents in a nutshell (or bombshell) what we have become...

Donna claims that she is healthy.

However I fear for the life of that spindly chair she's sitting on.

Just don't send us the bill for the results of your gluttony.

Since when have facts ever mattered?
#38 | Posted by moJoe at 2010-03-16 01:49 AM

Also how many rolls per dookie?

I wonder if she can even reach around all the fat rolls to wipe...

I wonder if she can even reach around all the fat rolls to wipe...

Wipe? There's so much surface area, and because of her eating so much material, it's best just to run her through a car wash every so often.

I wonder if her husband (who is encouraging her) has a life insurance policy on her. Will it pay off? Is this not a form of suicide?

She needs a shrink. Well, you know what I mean.

Someone in the family should sue for custody of that kid.

Perhaps she should submit her butt for statehood:

"South Asschewsitts"?

She could realize a whole new revenue stream if she would let people watch her shite, too.

She could realize a whole new revenue stream if she would let people watch her shite, too.

fatscat.com?

So did y'all figure out this is a hoax yet?

This woman is NOT playing with a "full deck" as she has a screw loose!

Guess not.

"This woman is NOT playing with a "full deck" as she has a screw loose!

#54 | Posted by dougluvsgolf at 2010-03-16 05:57 PM | Reply | Flag: MIXES METAPHORS IN SPARE TIME