Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Monday, March 15, 2010

Cocaine users make global warming worse, according to British MPs on a select committee. The drug is devastating Colombian rainforests because trees are knocked down to grow coca plants. "We were horrified to learn for every few lines of cocaine snorted in a London club, four square meters of rainforest is destroyed," said group chairman Keith Vaz.

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If you legalized cocaine, its producers wouldn't have to resort to eco-unfriendly manufacturing techniques. Quality of the product would increase, the profits of drug cartels would decrease, and Obama could get together with Bush and have a fun meeting of the minds.

"Obama could get together with Bush and have a fun meeting of the minds."

What has Bush got to do with any of this? Other than the automatic need for a deflection?

Sounds like the time the US was trying to say pot smokers were supporting terrorists but again like Zombie, me and so many others have said legalization is the answer. You can't control something that is unregulated and illegal.

What has Bush got to do with any of this?

It's called a joke, dumbfuck.

"Obama could get together with Bush and have a fun meeting of the minds."

That is obviously a joke: Bush doesn't have a mind.

Believe me, coke users make everything worse.

#2 vern
Obama could get together with Bush and have a fun meeting of the minds

It's simple. Z is a fraud posing as anti-establishment populist making a token admission of the false left-right paradigm. A very desparate attempt for the shill profession to regain an ounce of crediblity. Next Z will admit to Bohemian Grove (after banging the "delusional" propaganda drum for years on such documented gatherings)where such events do occur.

What's the saying? If you can't beat them, then join them. At least pretend as much.

You nailed Zombieballs to the wall !

He's a propaganda whore in make up, and high heels walking fleetstreet.

Cocaine users 'making global warming worse'

The absurdities roll on anew every day.

Are you with 'us' or with the cocaine users?

Since it's now common knowledge that global warming is a farse, since Climategate. I figured that this was an Onion spoof article.
It's got to be a joke.

Another WWF assisted IPCC claim debunked: Amazon more drought resistant than claimed

(Boston) A new NASA-funded study has concluded that Amazon rain forests were remarkably unaffected in the face of once-in-a-century drought in 2005, neither dying nor thriving, contrary to a previously published report and claims by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.

"We found no big differences in the greenness level of these forests between drought and non-drought years, which suggests that these forests may be more tolerant of droughts than we previously thought," said Arindam Samanta, the study's lead author from Boston University.

wattsupwiththat.com

Coke makes life terrible for everyone one involved, not just the user...but it's so much fun being a degenerate for a few days out of the year...

then everyone on cocaine should just step up to heroin.

That is obviously a joke: Bush doesn't have a mind.

#5 | Posted by kanrei

And you think the little o does?

"What has Bush got to do with any of this? Other than the automatic need for a deflection?
#2 | Posted by vernon"

What a grumpy old fuck.

Hmmm, my chili might qualify as well. Use black beans, better flavor.

What has Bush got to do with any of this?

I depends, which president snorted the most coke? It's hard to compare an area of tropical forest the size of Colorado to an area the size of New Mexico. Let's just say it was a lot.

In other news, a scientific study has revealed that being a human a contributing factor to global warming.

The funny thing is that the meat industry is the biggest threat to the rain forests (not to mention methane emissions), and yet nobody makes the claim that humans need to stop eating it.

"The funny thing is that the meat industry is the biggest threat to the rain forests (not to mention methane emissions), and yet nobody makes the claim that humans need to stop eating it.

#18 | Posted by adammm"

Umm, yeah they do. If you pull your head out of the Fox News bumhole, you might even hear about it.

"Umm, yeah they do. If you pull your head out of the Fox News bumhole, you might even hear about it."

That's for sure. Who hasn't heard about people being urged to reduce meat consumption for environmental reasons? Is this dummy from Spokane?

LOL. Spokadam.

It's called a joke, dumbfuck.

#4 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2010-03-15 02:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

My, you are easily amused.

If you pull your head out of the Fox News bumhole, you might even hear about it.

#19 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2010-03-15 07:19 PM | Reply | Flag: BUMHOLE EXPERT

drudge retort contributes to global warming and makes it worst. :P

for the record there is no such thing is man made global warming.

If you pull your head out of the Fox News bumhole, you might even hear about it.

#19 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2010-03-15 07:19 PM | Reply | Flag: BUMHOLE EXPERT

#23 | Posted by vernon

Correction; proctologist who doesn't use a proctoscope

#25 | Posted by matsop

LOL "Here here!"

#26 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY

(speaking of VERNON...)

"We were horrified to learn for every few lines of cocaine snorted in a London club, four square meters of rainforest is destroyed"

I'm horrified to learn that people don't have the critical thinking ability to recognize obviously made up, unverifiable statistics when they see them.

Legalize it!

Legalize it all!

Tax it, regulate it!

What idiot logic is being applied here? A coca plant does not photosynthesize?? Fucking idiots.

#6 | POSTED BY SILVER_IRONIST AT 2010-03-15 03:05 PM | REPLY | FLAG: PARTY: LAROUCHE, DISLIKES: ROCK & ROLL

COCAINE: God's way of saying you have too much money and free time.

Since it's now common knowledge that global warming is a farse, since Climategate. I figured that this was an Onion spoof article.
It's got to be a joke.

Piss off, douchemark. You're just bitter that you're killing off rainforest to defend your title as "High Snowlord of the Blowlands".

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