You know what would be funny and creative?

If, during an argument, some liberal mocked your new name by calling you "bitch", instead.

They could just switch the "M" for a "B"---but it would still rhyme with "Mitch".

I wonder if anyone will think of that.

The Mitch is back!

Jak, I thought about that and it seems to me that no matter what handle a person uses, someone will make fun of it. So mitch bitch is to be expected. Also, m and b are close in the keyboard so people can claim it was a typo.

You guys sure are easily amused.

I mispelled the damn headline, damn, somethings never change :(

"The Mitch is back!

#2 | Posted by andyuhenet"

That's what the hairlip said.

A mitch by any other name....

It's amazing how everything I wrote before magically gets the new name attached to it and that my seniority is not affected. It's as if that other guy never existed. 2586 exists only in our memories now.

It's amazing how everything I wrote before magically gets the new name attached to it and that my seniority is not affected. It's as if that other guy never existed. 2586 exists only in our memories now.

#8 | Posted by BITCH at 2010-03-12 04:50 PM

Yeah, whatever, Misogynist2586.

What a party pooper you are L_OR_D, LOL!

Yeah, I suppose you are technically right.

I am way to happy today to reply to comments like #11. Whatever.

Come to think of it, if I had RCade's power, I would so abuse it like that. Every debate I got in, I would change the user's handle so as to reflect my general perception of him / her. Man, that would make everything better.

Mitch -- thanks for letting us know you changed your handle.

I wish everyone who switched usernames would give us a heads up.

"Mitch" is a cool name. It didn't make me think of "Michigan" though.

More the kind of name I'd connect with a Robert Mitchum or Kirk Douglas type. lol

#6 = LOL

Wasn't that dumbass in "The Birds" named Mitch?

2586 exists only in our memories now.

#8 | Posted by mitch

Isn't that from the Titanic?

If we simply changed the M for a C, and the I for an L, and the T for an O, and the C for a W, and the H for an N, your new handle would be Clown. Food for thought. I wonder if anyone thought of that?

Can I make you my Mitch?

All you ever do is Mitch.

yea bad ...sorry... couldn't help it...

bitchou812!

Mod8. Frankly, no one has!

"Mitch" is hairlip for "Bitch".

A1, thanks, it seems I picked a cool handle, lol!

Moder8, if anyone is a clown it's you.

CC, even if I hadn't announced I am sure people would have figured it out. And I have to say that without knowing it, you helped me coume up with my new handle. I started out with mich but I didn't want to use my real name so I thought for a moment about and then decided to keep it simple and add a t to make it mitch.

Shoulda went with Grin_an_Chronic, Mitch...

*Coulda*

Mitch?? Couldn't you be more creative? I think Jackass fits me perfectly.

I'm pretty excited. I'm taking out one of the cleaning ladies from my job this Sunday. I hope she puts out.

Mitch/Member

What part of Michigan do you live in?

AU, I live in a Detroit suburb.

I grew up in one North of Detroit. Still have a lot of friends up there.

Every debate I got in, I would change the user's handle so as to reflect my general perception of him / her. Man, that would make everything better.

#14 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2010-03-12 04:59 PM | Reply | Flag:

That would actually be kinda funny.

Rogers, you got any plans for April 1?

"I hope she puts out."

For your sake, I hope not.

Remember what happened that other time when you dated below your social status?

She was a Mexican girl who worked in a laundromat, wasn't she?

That got you 18 years of child support payments, you dummy.

Oops

Good idea. "Member" is a dickish name.

Member2586(Mitch), dude, you should have asked us, we would have helped you pick a creative name. We all know that you folks from michigan are the salt of the earth and all that shit, but you are not very creative.

How about, 'I'
m_From_Michigan_and_our_state_
as_well_as_our_football_teams_
are_going_down_the_shitter'? Maybe a tad long.

Hey, that's a good name, 'Tadlong'.

Ya'll can call me Saucerhead....

Lipzoidial , the thought briefly crossed my mind. But then I decided to just keep it simple and short. But thanks though.

"You know what would be funny and creative?
If, during an argument, some liberal mocked your new name by calling you "bitch", instead.
They could just switch the "M" for a "B"---but it would still rhyme with "Mitch".
I wonder if anyone will think of that.
#1 | Posted by Jak_Se_Mao at 2010-03-12 04:43 PM"

Apparently you are the first to think of it, you liberal you...

Actually, the first things I thought of were Robert Micthum, Mitch McConnell, and that 'sing along guy':

Looks like I'm dating myself...

Carbon dating.

I just like it that he changed his handle and didn't try to pretend. Honesty. Weird.

"if I had RCade's power"

hahahahahahahaha....

don't take this the wrong way...but you folks are way too impressed by this shit.

" 'Looks like I'm dating myself...'

Carbon dating.
#49 | Posted by mitch at 2010-03-13 01:59 PM"

Thank you for not going so far as to say K-Ar dating!

"if I had RCade's power"

hahahahahahahaha....

You realize RCade has an army of hired trolls to keep people coming to this site and getting into arguments. Didn't you read Redneckville's post?