Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Friday, March 12, 2010

In Port St. Lucie, Florida, a naked man spotted Sunday along South U.S. 1 told investigators he was in the buff because "he wanted to give people a show," according to a police report. Armando Alexander Calvo, 55, was "naked laying in the grass" when police arrived in response to a 911 call. See Calvo's mug shot.

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"How ya doin'?"

So much for Corky's empty promises to shave and quit taking Ecstacy.

Where's John Ashcroft when we really need him?

Looks like it was a horror show....

In Port St. Lucia, Florida

Florida Flag!

Ah, Bless Florida.

It really is the lulziest place on earth.

See Calvo's mug shot.

Dude, looks like he's been left out in the rain for too long.

Be Well.

So I'm guessing it's not mosquito season there yet...

Keep America Nudieful!!!

is it Danni?

Give him a break. He was just hoping to avoid those pesky tan lines around his bikini area.

I guess all the violent crime in Florida has been handled so they have time for an old drunk. Leave him alone there is nothing indecent about the human body...I don't understand how people could be so self-loathing as to be offended by nudity.

The cops did the right thing bringing him in. He could've been seen by children -- or could have wanted to be seen by them.

Sorry RCADE but the only reason nudity in and of itself would be damaging to children is if they were raised to fear nudity.

close but no cigar:

static.open.salon.com

They missed a golden opportunity to mow the grass.

rcade:

Your headline really has me tut-tutting this time. It made me think that for once, people were taking a naked human being in their stride, saying, "Oh, he's such a card," instead of reaching for cell phones and rubber truncheons and Tasers and such. Silly me - should have known that wasn't going to happen in The Land of the Free.

P.S.: Spuddie, since this guy is homeless, he very definitely has been left out in the rain too long.

He's nothing compared to the greased-up deaf guy.

www.youtube.com

He's nothing compared to the greased-up deaf guy.

www.youtube.com

#16 | Posted by LetUsPrey

Looks like a ghey cartoon if you ask me.

The cartoon dudes chasing "greased-up deaf guy" looked just a little toooo happy.

Cop; 'Sir, why are you lying in the grass in the nude'?

Man; 'Shhhh, shhhh...see that woodpecker over there....'

Giggity.

"The defendant's actions corrupted the public morals, and outraged the public's sense of decency," the report states. "This also affected the peace of persons who may have witnessed the defendant."
*holding back tears*

I thought it was a fruit stand.

--Corky

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