Dutch Nurses Refuse to Sex Patients

Friday, March 12, 2010

A union representing Dutch nurses will launch a national campaign Friday against demands for sexual services by patients who claim it should be part of their standard care.

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Here's what Obama's been missing the whole time. Put sex as a healthcare benefit and all bills will pass in a heartbeat.

Posted by OohRah at 2010-03-12 05:40 AM | Reply | Flag:

So here's what it should be: geniusbeauty.com

But times are tough, so here's what you'll get:
www.hudin.com

Posted by OohRah at 2010-03-12 05:53 AM | Reply | Flag:

Well, between getting screwed by the coming tax hikes and the increased insurance cost, this might be away to pass it on.

Posted by STIRSUMUP at 2010-03-12 06:10 AM | Reply | Flag:

Looks like some old dude lost his job. His handjob.

Posted by mysterytoy at 2010-03-12 09:44 AM | Reply | Flag:

Well, lots of people say national healthcare screws the patients.

Posted by Diablo at 2010-03-12 12:11 PM | Reply | Flag:

The video evidence is havily weighted against their assertion. Why do you think they call them "head" nurses?

Posted by LetUsPrey at 2010-03-12 01:47 PM | Reply | Flag:

SAYS WHO?????????????

Posted by afkabl2 at 2010-03-12 02:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

give tax cut to the nurses that put out

Posted by NotMyRealName at 2010-03-12 07:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

I got your tax cut right HEAH!

Posted by LetUsPrey at 2010-03-12 07:53 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Dutch Nurses Refuse to Sex Patients"

Then what good are they?

Posted by frankf55 at 2010-03-12 08:00 PM | Reply | Flag:

I married a Dutch nurse---she's rarely refused me. And I'm ill on a regular basis.

Posted by matsop at 2010-03-12 08:31 PM | Reply | Flag:

Dutch eh? Does she have any experience sticking her fingers in any dykes?

Posted by LetUsPrey at 2010-03-12 08:37 PM | Reply | Flag:

No, but she's not "Dutch" with our hard earned money---she'll do her share to keep this economy moving.

Posted by matsop at 2010-03-12 08:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

If people from Poland are called "Poles" those from Holland should be called "Holes".

Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2010-03-12 09:02 PM | Reply | Flag:

Um, if you're not healthy enough to do your own masturbating, you're not in good enough shape to get a hand job from anyone else.

Posted by MaryTylerWhore at 2010-03-12 09:59 PM | Reply | Flag:

Make THAT part of Obamacare, and......voila!

Posted by Greatamerican at 2010-03-12 10:04 PM | Reply | Flag:

Dutch Housewife Gets Wish #1

Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2010-03-12 10:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

This is pretty wierd!?!

Posted by shane at 2010-03-12 10:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

Posted by shane at 2010-03-12 10:15 PM | Reply | Flag: Come Back!

Posted by Jak_Se_Mao at 2010-03-12 10:22 PM | Reply | Flag:

Shane-ful.

Posted by LetUsPrey at 2010-03-13 12:19 AM | Reply | Flag:

That sheds a whole new light on obamacare.

Posted by Sniper at 2010-03-13 11:24 AM | Reply | Flag:

Rarely do I agree with a union, but in this case I think they are right. Nurses are medical professionals, not whores.

Posted by mitch at 2010-03-13 11:58 AM | Reply | Flag:

In addition to wooden shoes, do the Dutch have wooden sex toys?

Posted by mitch at 2010-03-13 12:03 PM | Reply | Flag:

Socialist Europeans are always looking for a hand out.

Posted by Dirk at 2010-03-13 02:01 PM | Reply | Flag:

OOHRAH,

Dude you always find these type of articles...

Really though I'm lmao here thinking what it'd be like trying to Splain to the Missus why I needed a handjob from the nurse on duty immediately following a kidney operation.

Posted by lfthndthrds at 2010-03-13 05:55 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Socialist Europeans are always looking for a hand out.

#24 | Posted by Dirk at 2010-03-13 02:01 PM | Reply | Flag: ASPIRES TO DRIVE A BMW

Posted by LetUsPrey at 2010-03-13 06:38 PM | Reply | Flag:

Use Science you boneheads! can it be proven a patient's health and or recovery is better with a rubber glove handy job from a nurse? I bet it shows beneficial. Im in line tests!
10 men with just traditional treatment and 10 with daily handy job from Dutch nurse. Test blood pressure, Patient's depression etc.
lol
peace
Darkstar

Posted by darkstar74 at 2010-03-13 07:21 PM | Reply | Flag:

OK bring on the public option baby...I'm all in now

Posted by Turd_Ferguson at 2010-03-13 08:00 PM | Reply | Flag:

LAZY BITCHES!

Posted by 777 at 2010-03-13 10:56 PM | Reply | Flag: