What, no "Get Out Of Jail Free" card?

What the fuck is wrong with Kansas?

At least nullifidian will be able to by a lot of little plastic houses and hotels

Never pay off your crack dealer with a 2" x 4" orange-colored $500 bill. You might get beat up.

"and we trollin'
trollin'
trollin' on the DR"

One could trade the car for crack.

Same note: DOC posted "Why is Monopoly only made by one company?"

Big thread keep on churnin'
Par-ti-san fingers burnin'

So he must have snookered the dealer with a Texas bank roll.

Monopoly money on the inside of a $1 dollar bill.

At least nullifidian will be able to by[sic] a lot of little plastic houses and hotels

#3 | Posted by goatman

My little troll can't even spell his insults correctly. lol

What the fuck is wrong with Kansas?

perhaps he should have just sucked his dick.

would that be better??

If I were the police, I'd start the search on Baltic Avenue or Mediterranean Place. Everyone knows those are the crack neighborhoods in Monopoly.

I think he should go directly to jail.

My little troll can't even spell his insults correctly.

I'd rather typo a word than try to desperately BS someone into believing it means something it doesn't. LOL

One of the radio stations I listen to has those 'dumb crook' stories. One fellow bought a lot of blow but decided later on that the dealer looked shady, so...

he takes his stash down to the police station to see if it was real or not. He told them all the details of the buy and said, "If it isn't real, I want to file charges against that guy!"

Yes, it turned out to be real, and yes, the cops busted the idiot and then went after the dealer. LOL!

perhaps he should have just sucked his dick.

would that be better??

#10 | Posted by eberly at 2010-03-11 10:35 PM | Reply | Flag:

Gay sex is a civil right (it's in the Constitution!) Trading a civil right for crack would be a legal mess

Bee-otch be hittin me upside my head wiffa pipe! .
I say gimme my money back Mo-fo!
Why you be dissin me?

Whatshu mean my green ain't be no good?
I'll bust a cap in yo ass!

Ah yes, our public school system....

Wonder how the dealer eventually found out?

"...Gay sex is a civil right (it's in the Constitution!) Trading a civil right for crack would be a legal mess...#15 | Posted by vernon"

Gay Sex is a civil right?

Man, did you miss the short bus on the way to Moron Elementry School when you were a young ass?

Right on time, Gash-Muncher Vermin with his positively Moronic perception of reality shaped by ten thousand little fairy angels dancing on the tip of the Pope's Hat Pin.

Worst part about it is he tried to escape in that cheap tin car with the wheels that don't turn.

FTA: "The man from whom he had bought the drugs was upset and invited him over to his house and upon arrival struck him in the head several times with a handgun and other people jumped into the fray,"

Buying crack with monopoly money?

K, that's so stupid that it's barely believable.

Going back to the same crack dealer after ripping him off and not expecting an ass-whupping?

* facepalm *

Everybody in this story needs to go to jail.

Go directly to jail.

Do NOT pass go.

Do not collect 200 dollars.

Be Well.

/stage left.

If I were the police, I'd start the search on Baltic Avenue or Mediterranean Place. Everyone knows those are the crack neighborhoods in Monopoly.

#11 | Posted by JustinPhx at 2010-03-11 10:38 PM | Reply | Flag

You've been to Atlantic City recently, I see ;)

Shit, this had me laughing so hard it hurts.

One could trade the car for crack.

#6 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY

You can buy(rent) a crack with lots of different things.

"If I were the police, I'd start the search on Baltic Avenue or Mediterranean Place. Everyone knows those are the crack neighborhoods in Monopoly."

Anyone catch a whiff of racism and classism in the way they named the streets on the Monopoly board?

Wonder how the dealer eventually found out?

#17 | Posted by mybitness

When he paid the up-line with their % and got an ass--whuppin.