If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't` buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
Actually, you are mistaken. The right to keep and bear arms is a liberal concept. I have yet to see a liberal that wants to outlaw all guns, Liberals would just like to have registration so that those who violate the law can be more easily found.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't` eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
I believe you are confusing a liberal with a vegetarian. Liberals are for freedom--free to eat yourself to death---or eat only veggies---or only twinkies.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
You must be joking. If a conservative is a homosexual and a politician, he leads anything but a quiet life.
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Liberals who are homosexuals, rightly demand their rights as American citizens. That many conservatives don't support these rights shows their failure to understand American concepts of freedom and justice for all.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
Again, you are simply mistaken, and misrepresent the facts. If a conservative is down and out, they will go on unemployment, or welfare, or food stamps, just like a liberal. The difference is that conservatives think they are the only ones who deserve such hand outs when trouble hits. Liberals know trouble hits everyone from time to time, and do not begrudge fellow Americans a decent meal and a roof over their head.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
I think you are getting delusional. No liberal want to stop the free speech of any talk show host. To do so would take them out of the liberal category. Liberals are for freedom.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
Again, your strawman is incorrect. Liberals don't want religion in government. That's all. You can worship the Sun, and liberals will support your right. I guess you are against "foreign religion"--not so liberals---as long as it isn't in our government.
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for
it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
Actually, the liberal view is that all pay for their own insurance, but at a fair rate. You won't pay your insurance and some liberal someplace pays none. That isn't how it works. You read to many tea party posters.
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a
good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
Actually, the conservative will believe the BS, and the liberal will simply shake their head and wonder how seemingly intelligent people can be so dramatically wrong on so many subjects.
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